Posts by Felonmarmer

The Future is for Billionaires – the rest of us will get open weight AI models, maybe

Creation (verb) : The act of making other people do something and claiming the credit.

Well like all these billionaires who benefit from the hard work and intelligence of their employees, they define what they do as creative, because sitting around talking bollocks doesn't get them enough adoration from the press and fans.

Musk, Zuck, all the Trumps etc...put them all on an island with the resources to survive if they actually worked at it and they will all be dead in a week and blaming each other with their last breaths.

Get on your rocket to Mars and take all your mates with you, you'll be lucky to get past the moon without making a new crater.

Re: Do you know how to tell when Zuck is lying?

... and when they are not. Unless you think he mouths along to the tripe he writes.

'Asimov was right' about rules for robots, says ex-US Cyber Director

"Without a prompt they do NOTHING"

Neither do I.

Re: Chris Inglis hasn't read Asimov

Comes in bottles these days so you can send a crate to every school and watch them pour that HP analogue into all the USB ports.

Signal says UK plan to scan devices for nude images 'endangers us all'

Lets do gun control the same way! Everyone has to prove they don't have a gun unless they have a licence.

How is this supposed to be put on peoples phone?

40% of Android users use unsupported versions of Android that don't receive OS updates. So it's impossible to push out this new feature to everyone. Anyone who doesn't want to play ball will just not install the update. You won't be able to block them without blocking all those users who don't have a supported OS.

Google will have to reopen their support for all previous versions and put a lot of time and money into making sure all those previous versions work with the new code. You can't cut off 40% of Android phone users from the internet without some major court cases for compensation.

This idea from politicians who have not thought through the implications is obvious from people who think that disappearing messages is OK for them, but should be banned for everyone else.

Re: Warrantless search

Well we don't know that for sure. We hear about some of the times they get it spectacularly wrong, when it's leaked, or exposed by a non secret adjacent event that makes it clear there was something going on behind the scenes. But the "we don't discuss intelligence matters" response is like the "we don't comment on special forces" responses and only confirms that they are somewhat involved.

If they are doing their job well, the majority of the time we shouldn't know anything at all, unfortunately that's usually the same as when they aren't doing a good job by stepping over the line.

Google has seriously leaned into AI enshittification lately

Re: 1% of advertising is effective ...

"Serious question - does anyone take notice of adverts on a website?"

Nope, or anywhere else. Aside from laughing at adverts on the radio that promise the earth and then quickly say everything they just promissed is excluded.

"Oooo that hurts!"

"Got a bad back Janet? I went to MegaMediCorp and signed up and they fixed my bad back instantly, you should go there!"

"Thanks Pam, I'll do that, my back is killing me."

...then at double speed...

"Existing medical conditions not covered. Terms and conditions apply. Must surrender your first born child to our chimney cleaning program."

It's not 1% of advertising though, it's 1% of views. So if they are all free after the initial costs, spam, spam, spam.

Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11

Re: I have an idea

I use a corporate Win11 at work which has most of the crap removed. Still on Win10 at home. All the Win11 differences are experience are just that, different. Not better, occasionally slightly worse. Things like the snapping to different bits of the screen that pops up when you mouse to the top are not better than WIN LEFT or WIN RIGHT and pop up when you don't want them, making moving windows about a pain. Win7 to Win10 was a downgrade, but I had no real choice. Still got Win7 on a PC not internetted. Didn't go near Win8, and the one device I got that came with it got upgraded back to Win7.

My main problem with Win11 is the mandatory hardware upgrade needed for no other reason than because Win11 makes you. Add in the adverts fed into the OS and it's unbearable. But soon we will have Age Verification mandatory in the OS, do you think MicroSoft would apply that as a patch or use it to force "upgrades"?

US state laws push age checks into the operating system

They know what they are doing.

There's this big assumption that the law makers don't know what they are doing and what the implications are. Instead assume that they do, at least in general terms, and those general implications are being explained to them by people who do know. Who are those people? Why the monopolies that will run the internet when all this is done of course. Your good buddies at Microsoft, Apple and Palantir to name a few..

But that would kill the internet as we know it you cry! That's what they are doing. They aren't thinking of the children, they are thinking of themselves and how people are making their own mind up about things from the internet and voting accordingly. Now some of those things are bat shit crazy, but some are dangerously true. Politicians want people to think on simple, untrue data. This is why all economies are described in terms of household budgets. Because then you will agree that you can't afford all the things you want, when you actually can. Loans that countries make are the cheapest loans on the planet because they are backed by the biggest collatoral and the longest loan period. In fact countries can make a fortune borrowing at those rates to effectively lend to their citizens paid back in taxes.

But the internet is too crazy and unregulated. So simplify it, regulate it and turn it into on demand mainstream media. You can watch any channel you like, because they will all say the same thing but you will think you are making a choice, there will be some safe rebel channels as well for the uppity teenagers.

And people will vote for it because they are too stupid to stop giving their kids mobile phones and paying for their data.

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

We are truly fucked now. Trump and Hegseth can't see a problem with autonomous AI killing machines. Because they think that having concerns about such things is woke.

Now we'll see if profits beats not just morality, but sense. What am I thinking, we already know, and if Anthropic won't do, I'm sure Musk's outfit will.

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

Robot Hands.

Burger King employees are now AI peripherals. Because they are cheaper than robot hands.

Sword of Damocles hangs over UK military’s Ajax as minister says back it or scrap it

Swords and Sourcery.

Someone wrote the report that it was OK now? They might lose their job, unless maybe they were ordered to, in which case they may fall on their sword to protect their superior (to use another sword metaphor).

In the Illiad, after the burial of Achilles, the recoverers of his body each claim Achilles' magical armor. A competition is held to determine who deserves the armor. Ajax argues that because of his strength and the fighting he has done for the Greeks, including saving the ships from Hector, and driving him off with a massive rock, he deserves it. However, Odysseus proves to be more eloquent, and with the aid of Athena, the council gives him the armor. Ajax, distraught by this result, plunges his sword into his own chest, killing himself.

How about that for a parable! Odysseus is a trickster (politician) who through his words beats Ajax (The APC is called Ajax because of it's strength) causing the death of Ajax (or the cancellation of the APC).

Shocked/Not Shocked

So all those videos of Ajax crews praising the new version and saying it was now all OK, they were just obeying orders to say that? Shocked I tell you.

Birmingham City Council's Oracle ERP fiasco now £144M and still not working

Re: Oversight

I'm fairly sure that was in the contract, Oracle are the ones who didn't deliver.

Penalty clauses may need to examined though.

Re: This must be world record levels of bad

Nope. Cost per person of £200? Cost of Brexit is between £2,700–£3,700 per person. Look it up.

Palantir CEO claims AI will mean western economies won't need immigration

50 nomads have turned up at the gates of your city...

50 nomads have turned up at the gates of your city. Do you let them in or turn them away?

Meanwhile spend your development points you got from the last lot of nomads to jump to the next rung on your technology ladder.

"...is the expectation that enough people will lose their jobs due to AI that they will naturally fill the gaps in the care industry..."

That's exactly it. They have obviously learned how society works by playing civilisation management games where you can just reasign people to different tasks like, well, slaves. To him AI is just another resource that just needs electricity instead of gruel.

The clue is in the name of the company. Where is the burning eye icon?

Dell wants £10m+ from VMware if Tesco case goes against it

I bought a bag for life from Tesco. The handle broke after a few months so I asked for a replacement. The salesdroid refused because the time had expired. I said I'm still alive. He replied no the guarantee is only for the life of the bag. After standing there just staring at him for a minute, he got me a new bag, but stated this one wasn't for life.

Faith in the internet is fading among young Brits

Chocolate ration is rising to 20g a week.

So twice as many young people think the internet (and wow, what a broad term) is beneficial than harming, the rest say it's neutral. And this is shown as proof the "internet" is dangerous because the harmful score has slightly increased since the last survey.

What could have slightly changed peoples opinion of the internet in the time between surveys, has it got significantly worse since last time, or has there been a campaign by the government and media to scare people into supporting new legislation to control the internet and how people pass dissenting views (some of which are, it's true, bat shit carazy but loonies existed before the internet).

And the idea that protecting children from the devices given to them, and paid for, by their parents (who've tried nothing and they are all out of ideas) is best served by policing EVERYBODY ELSE is as crazy getting the Flat Earthers to regulate satelites.

Vibe coding: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing (Sorry, Linus)

Re: different results over time for exactly the same prompts

To someone who gives work briefs to real programmers, it's the same thing. See it's not meant as a tool for you even if you have to type the prompts. It's a tool for the pointy haired boss who requires you to use it. What do they care about the code not being consistent, their joy comes from delivery on time where time tends to zero.

What is important to people is what gets them their bonus, to PHBs enough dosh for a car upgrade, for their surfs - free pizza at the end of their task.

AI nudification site fined £55K for skipping age checks

So we can fine people in other countries for not following our laws?

So will the UK gov support Saudi when they sue UK distillaries for having a web presence?

UK's Ajax fighting vehicle arrives – years late and still sending crew to hospital

Independant Review?

"In a supplied remark, Captain John Hutton of the Household Cavalry Regiment said..." what he had been ordered to say.

Microsoft Azure challenges AWS for downtime crown

"Microsoft says it has reverted to its "last known good" configuration"

If only they did the same with the operating system.

You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training

Re: Model collapse

But they are read by people who comment on how insightful they are!

And the worse the article the more arselicking the author gets from the hordes that comment.

Anyway enough, closed my account.

Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing

We had engineers doing programming, while I was a programmer doing engineering.

One discipline is obviously easier than the other! Helped that a lot of what I learnt on was on VMS. Also helped that this was back in the 80's when people who worked with computers had their fingers in a lot of pies.

I dunno, teach these engineers a bit of FORTRAN and ALGOL and they think they can do anything!

Former UK prime minister Sunak becomes human Clippy for Microsoft, Anthropic

He does what now?

I thought he was a career advisor for homeless people.

Explain digital ID or watch it fizzle out, UK PM Starmer told

Re: "they are choosing us, they are choosing Hartlepool, Warrington, Belfast, the East Midlands"

If they are choosing us, it's because they are being bribed with tax exemptions and free data to train the AI that will then be paid for by our taxes to do image processing on xrays. Does it never occur to them that they could do this AI stuff using open source AI run as a nationally owned company and keep the money in the UK rather than it ending up in tax havens?

UK to roll out mandatory digital ID for right to work by 2029

So I assume it will be machine readable by RFID like a digital credit card, but it will also need to be eye readable if you want to use it as an proof of age say if you are buying booze in the offlicence. So within a couple of hours after seeing what the screen looks like there will be spoof apps that display any info you want.

Is GitHub a social network that endangers children? Australia wants to know

The only thing that isn't is single user stuff on a PC not connected to the internet. Which is why a) none of this work for the real problems and b) why it cripples everything else for no (stated) reason. Collatoral damage is the feature, not the bug.

It's time mobile devs started to think seriously about foldable smartphones

"...despite its annoying aspects... pleasant experience comes at a high price. For the $1,999 starting price..."

For 2 grand there better be no annoying aspects.

It's AI all the way down as Google's AI cites web pages written by AI

Ouroboros imminent.

When you consider the amount of human generated content online and how long AI models have been providing answers, 10% from other AI is quite worrying. Almost as if AI content is more palatable to AI than human generated content.

Pre-owned software trial kicks off in UK as Microsoft pushes resale ban

Re: Licences offer an illusion of substance

If every single copy has it's own license , how is it still a license? It would be like applying a license that they could withdraw at any time to a physical object like a book. The license now applies to the medium rather than the content. That can only be true if everything is rented.

Trump teases ‘approximately’ 100 percent tariff for imported semiconductors

Say yep and take your time.

How long does it take to build a fab? I'm sure you can spend a good couple of years just looking for the right site if you try hard enough. By then he'll be too busy trying to get around the constitution to be president for life. And if he fails him and his tariffs are gone or else there's a bigger problem with a little civil war to contend with.

UK VPN demand soars after debut of Online Safety Act

Ofcom has an international arm?

I don't think a site owner in another country where the law is different has to do anything. UK users go to their sites, not the other way around. Ofcom has no reach overseas. They can get the local ISPs to try and block those sites (good luck with that), but fining a foreign company for breaking your laws? Watch out whisky manufacturers in Scotland from the incoming legal barrage from Saudi!

The only companies that are vulnerable to this are the multinationals with regional presence and income collection in those regions.

As a way to solve bad parenting, making law abiding adults give their personal ID to offshore pornographers, while the people you claim to be prtecting just bypass it with a VPN has to be the stupidest idea ever. It's an easy problem to solve - children don't buy their own phones or pay the internet bills, so the person who does needs to be responsible for what their children do with it, just like every other aspect of their lives until they reach adulthood. You don't make people clock into supermarkets with photo ID because school children are pinching sweets.

What will UK government workers do with an extra 26 minutes a day?

Based on self-reported data...

The report finds that what they are pushing is good .

New Zealand kind-of moves to ban social media for under-16s, require age checks for new accounts

Re: OK at age 14 or 16?

Yeah got to run ChatGPT on something to do their homework for them.

OK at age 14 or 16?

Has anyone considered the effects of first allowing children to have smartphones immediately prior to the first important set of exams? Isn't this going to add significant distractions right at a critical point in their education? Earlier and managed or later and unmanaged would be better.

Alternatively just make the person who pays the phone bill legally responsible for all use of the device. As children can't have credit cards, this might make their parents more responsible.

It's fun making Studio Ghibli-style images with ChatGPT – but intellectual property is no laughing matter

We're so pretty, pretty blatant

When you here radio presenters talking about AI images as if it was collage and only can be used for pasting celebrity heads on other bodies more realistically than with scissors and glue you realise that pretty much everyone who is vocal about it doesn't know what is actually going on.

Not that there aren't good arguments against it and good arguments for the other side, but the conversation misses the point which is currently copyright legislation does not apply very well and if shoehorned in to the legal argument it opens up as many loopholes as it seeks to close.

And the worse argument is people arguing that AI isn't intelligent, as if anyone thinks it is, and thinking they are making a genius contribution to the debate. If that what was all that mattered then AI is literally just a tool just like the scissors were, and anything permissible under fair use legislation with scissors would be permissible using AI.

Fair use does not specify the tool used, just the valid reasons for doing it.

Official abuse of state security has always been bad, now it's horrifying

Re: @Doctor Syntax

Those expense scandals were trivial and could be (and were) dealt with by a small expenses oversight committee. Certainly not the sort of issue that would come up before a multinational entity to deal with. Even the PPE scandals, which were much more significant and more or less swept under the carpet, should have been dealt with internally.

Americans set to pay more on all imports: Trump activates blanket tariffs

Re: I feel liberated already...

I'll upvote you just to cancel out one predicted downvote.

Re: Reaganomics

Unless he mistakes his made up numbers on his score card with economic figures.

Icon : Resident of Heard Island agrees with this assessment.

Musk's xAI swallows Musk's X in ego-friendly, all-stock deal

Burn baby burn.

X's CEO, Linda Yaccarino, said "the future could not be brighter"

Everything is already on fire.

Nvidia GPU roadmap confirms it: Moore’s Law is dead and buried

Re: Moore's law

Maybe the plan is just to chuck enough power at dumb silicon until it can fake GenAI enough to design something better and bootstrap up to Singularity, which they then hope to control. They are certainly ego inflated and conceited enough to think they could get away with it.

What's the worst that could happen (see icon)?

UK govt data people not 'technical,' says ex-Downing St data science head

Re: I'd go further

Well sure because debts equal to annual profits are bad for a company but normal for countries.

NASA rewrites Moon mission goals in quiet DEI retreat

Re: Insane

Remain was fairly clear, there were constant push and pull against/for different bits of EU legislation by all UK governments prior to the referendum from start of our membership, it wasn't static, and that would have continued. We already had opt-outs for certain pieces of legislation and were the authors of many of the other pieces of the legislation used by other countries. In fact most of the engineering standards I use were just BS standards renamed to EN BS standards.

Leave on the other hand had many different types of leave (at least 4 I can think of) including second referendum options to decide later all pushed by different pro-leave campaigners, so many in fact that they objected to multiple leave options being on the ballot, because they would have diluted the leave vote and lost. And then when they won they quickly dropped those options and "leave means leave" became the only one. Almost immediately leave voters who believed that they could leave the EU but still be part of the trading agreement regretted their decision, enough to flip the vote the other way had they been a bit more skeptical of the leave arguments before the vote.

But remain is a hard argument to fight as you say, leave is easier because there's loads of options, enough to please everyone until you see which one you get, then half the leavers will oppose the option that prevails, which always was going to be totally out, regardless of the pro-leave arguments, and as warned by those dismissed as "Project Fear".

Microsoft walking away from datacenter leases (probably) isn't a sign the AI bubble is bursting

Re: Are you sure obtaining power is cheap?

Who will pay for it is easy. We are already paying more for our energy because of external pressures. Never comes out of energy companies profits, or shareholder dividends.

Signs of bursting can't come soon enough.

The fact they are seriously considering building nuclear reactors specifically to power AI centres, while there is a general shortage of power (in terms of cost per unit) for things that are really necessary shows the bubble will eventually burst.

The world may burn, but they will use the power generated from the heat to power an AI to reject your application for a loan to pay the privatised fire brigade to put the fires out in your house.

AI is not a bad thing, it's just another tool. But so is a chemistry lab - you can make painkillers or people killers with the same chemicals, the only difference is the person putting in the order.

OTF, which backs Tor, Let's Encrypt and more, sues to save its funding from Trump cuts

Not hurting the right people?

I know you want a combination of Mad Max and 1984, but why do you assume you will be in one of the MAGA compounds and not with the hordes out in the wilderness fighting over the last can of beans?

There's only room for the billionaires on the nice side of the fence, and maybe a few slaves to serve them - want the job of Trump's toilet attendant?

Trump orders all government IT contracts consolidated under GSA

Re: ps f47

His version of Top Trumps is very easy to play.

Special rule, if you are actually called Trump, you can say I've seen everything and my card is better.

Tesla Cybertruck recall #8: Exterior trim peels itself off, again

In the spirit of Kirsty MacColl, I'll take that and coin "Electric Landley"