* Posts by long-in-tooth

15 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Aug 2012

Boffins reveal how to pour a perfect glass of wine with no drips. First step, take a diamond...

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Stunning piece of research/twaddle

Wish I'd thought of that. Could have got a BIG grant for the research.

Else..........

Run a finger under the edge of a window sill and feel the drip groove.

Here's a link, Mr Scientist-

http://www.decksgo.com/deck-fascia.html

Ofcom punts network-sniffing Android app

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What, no signal?

I'm just calling to say I have no signal. Hello? Hello?

Dixons warns of looming Brexit storm cloud amid bumper results

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Pay in sterling? No thanks!

So Dixons are preparing for a sticky future. Sensible!!!

The Luxury Coach Firm I have used for the past 20 years for European holidays and travel announced that they will finish business at the end of 2017 with one final bash in January 2018.

Reason?

By then they will have run out of euros which will mean an increase of 10% minimum in all their prices if they have to pay in sterling. Even now some of the European hotels they use have said they will not accept bookings that might be paid in sterling.

Fortunately we bought enough euros to last us for years pre-brexit vote so we have not had to buy euros since. One of the few investments that paid off big time!!!!

Captain Piccard's planet-orbiting solar aircraft in warped drive drama

long-in-tooth

Not a drop of fuel??????

Great achievement - for the TEAM including the support systems and its people..

How did they move the ground crew to the next landing place ready to receive the plane?

I know they used bikes on the runway.

Did they move all the gear in bikes as well?

Really?

'I urge everyone to fight back' – woman wins $10k from Microsoft over Windows 10 misery

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What is the internet for??????????

Am I alone here? The first time I was nearly caught out with a Windows 10 attack I jumped on the internet and found programs to run in the background that cleaned all the 10 crap and kept watch for any attempted intrusions - never had an attack since.

EASY

Would rather have collected 10k cash if I could take the hastle!!!

The ‘Vaping Crackdown’ starts today. This is what you need to know

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Lady with the perfume, what's your solvent

Stopped cigs Feb. 2010 - faded out of e-cigs 6 months later. Thanks to e-cigs I am better off and healthier.

How dangerous is that?

Conversations with my supplier revealed the solvent was the same as used in many perfumes.

Is that still correct? I don't know, but if my particular e-cig is banned then they should also ban women wearing perfume. I

Line by line, how the US anti-encryption bill will kill our privacy, security

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long-in-tooth

I have an ENIGMA Machine and a single use sets of settings.

A short message with surrounding babble apparently would take 1,000 years to crack.

ADNH HTAS HYDL TJGJ EMNH

My password is 'incorrect'

Law enforcement's next privacy overreach will be the metadata of things

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who has the phone?

OK. So the doctor's wife regularly takes her friend, who happens to be a patient. picking her up in the car to the squash club every Tuesday evening, then takes her home and goes in for a coffee.

On Wednesday she takes another friend/patient to choir - goes in for a coffee on the way home.

On Thursday it's the Ladies group - same scenario different friend.

On Friday she gives a male friend/patient to the camera club and drops in to have a coffee with the guy's wife.

WHAT!!! According to his phone, this doctor a randy bisexual.

THe truth, she does not have a phone so takes the 'family' phone, just like I say to my wife, 'take the phone with you so you can call if you need.'

Intelligence Committee marks Gov's Snoopers' Charter: See me after class

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Who?

Several people regularly use this machine!

Several people have access to this router!

Who the hell sent that message?

'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

long-in-tooth

Sorry mate - I can't read your paper anyway. Someone has covered it with adverts. Bye

Get whimsical and win a Western Digital Black 6TB hard drive

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Why do hairless apes stand in front of my cage and then look at their own reflection??

Watch out Sonos! Here's the second coming of Yamaha MusicCast

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Megaphone

I'll wait, thankyou

Those prices look painful.

I'll wait until the leftovers are on sale in B&M at under £25.

My £200 bluetooth speaker cost me under £20

Enjoy vaping while you still can, warns Public Health England

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Pirate

Vapourising perfume!!!

From 2010 February I no longer smoke. I have saved £9,000 since then by not buying cigarettes.

I stopped by using e-cigs and gradually lost all interest in smoking.

The e-cigs were based on the same solvent as ladies perfume.

Why are we not banning ladies from wearing perfume in enclosed spaces?

We're not making this up: Apple trademarks the SHOP

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I Remember when .......

I remember a store in Leeds having exactly that layout - tables with chairs and stools around the sides of the store and along the center. That was in the days of CorelDraw 5. It was running on all their computers for a promotion. I was the one who moved from table to table and crashed every machine possible until I was politely asked to leave. I never did by version 5. Ah, yes, I remember it well. (Has that phrase been patented?)

Facebook sued by Chinese firm over Timeline

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Linux

Where have these lawyers been? Have they never put their holiday snaps on a time-line? Perhaps they have never heard of 'chronological'. If they don't know what that word means they should ask any historian.

Are they going to sue every photosuit programmer who offers timeline facilities?

Stupid