What if there's a naked girl on the beach?
Meanwhile... somewhere in Vermont.
Obviously, you get her a coat.
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Meanwhile... somewhere in Vermont.
Obviously, you get her a coat.
"Call me cynical but I cant imagine even a superbly Dr Who tracking parabolic contraption managing that efficiently."
It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens.
Is this thing lead lined?
You don't trust us? Well here's a man who's already lied to tell you that you should trust us. What do you mean he can't be an impartial judge of his own job? Next you'll be telling me prisoners can't be trusted with the keys to the gaol.
I think it might be getting close to time to find a country that'll allow men the freedom to wear fancy coats in private.
"0) You could learn about Malaria and how to avoid catching it from the internet."
Everyone knows you can't catch malaria from the internet.
You get it from sporozoite - Protection Against Malaria by Intravenous Immunization with a Nonreplicating Sporozoite Vaccine.
" Worst of all, the filing reads, none of the shiny happy fanbois and fangurlz at the Apple store warned him what arousing evils were lurking out there on the internet."
It's because they made the mistake, which most people would prior to speaking with him, of assuming he had any common sense. Clearly everyone knows that the internets only true purpose is for porn; they even have informational videos using clever lyrics to tell us what the internets is for.
Sadly Apple isn't to blame, but apparently neither is Chris.
"Customs has a clear responsibility to carry out ITC decisions, which are reached after a full trial and rigorous legal review, Microsoft's Deputy General Counsel David Howard is reported to have said in a statement. "Here Customs repeatedly ignored its obligation and did so based on secret discussions."
I can't help but hear the quote in a whiny childs voice.
Tux doesn't mind sharing his toys.
"EDA's CIO, fearing that the agency was under attack from foreign cyber-intelligence, isolated its systems from the net and initiated the policy of physical destruction."
Worryingly there is no mention of anyone losing their job over this. The fact that a department of almost 170 people doesn't seem to have one competent computer user in the lot makes me wonder what they do with an IT budget of nearly $6 million.
Government. Is it too late to start over?