* Posts by Steven Raith

2373 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

Elon Musk: Just watch me – I'll put HUMAN BOOTS on Mars by 2026

Steven Raith

Re: Off topic

The problem isn't that it's £5k for a battery or that it costs more of less than petrol per mile, etc.

The problem comes when the car is six years old and needs a £5k battery pack - when the car itself will be worth around that (or not, if people take the battery pack costs into account - which just compounds the problem as new car buyers will be very wary of buying an ultra-high-depreciating asset).

If it were £1-2k, and you could get five years of 'no petrol costs', that would be much less of a problem and something I suspect most people who can afford to run a 30mpg car would think carefully over (as the costs of a small bank loan would probably still be less than the petrol on, say, a Fiesta).

So I don't disagree with you per se, but down here in the sub-£2k/month pay bracket, things work on a slightly different level ;-)

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: Off topic

Yes and no.

Yes for now - my car cost me £600 and it runs fine, if a little rusty. The cost savings in fuel alone would keep me going for many years, include insurance and day to day running costs and two years on it's still not cost me that much.

However, with the patent sharing and (presumably) economies of scale from mass production of Tesla spec batteries, if you could get the cost down to, say, £500-£1000 for a battery, you're talking about the equivalent of replacing the fuel tank, fuel lines, high and low pressure fuel pumps, injectors and airflow sensors.

Which is a more comparable cost on any modern car with relatively sophisticated fuel injection (IE anything from the late 90s onwards) - to do all that by yourself would probably cost close to a grand when you figure your own time into it.

So for now, no. In ten years time? Quite possibly.

Steven R

Missiles-on-rooftops Brit spy Farr: UK gov can slurp your Facebook, Twitter ... What of it?

Steven Raith

Re: Potty I'd be more concerned

I may have added some hyperbole there for effect, this is the internet after all. ;-)

Still, got some interesting arguments going, so I regret nothing.

Steven "I regret everything" Raith.

Steven Raith

Re: I'd be more concerned

Facebook can't take you away to a black site without criminal charge for an indeterminate period of time based on 'intelligence gathering'.

GHCQ can.

HTH.

Virgin Media boss AND ex-Murdoch man: BSkyB broadband is 'lousy'

Steven Raith
Go

Re: Sieze the opportunity

Martin, you can thank me later:

https://www.cm9.net/skypass/index.cgi

Self-signed SSL, but I've used it before and it works. Not sure how recently it's been updated to include new hardware, etc, though...

Steven R

Supermodel Lily Cole: 'I got a little bit upset by that Register article'

Steven Raith

Bah.

That £150k would have done a nice job of clearing up the potholes on the A64.

Git.

Also, £150k for a website? Does she know someone I can charge £25k for setting up an ADSL router and putting a non-default password on it?

Han Solo headed for lengthy stay in bacta tank after Bay Door Control cockup

Steven Raith

My dad agrees - he pushing 70, and he still goes up 150ft high chimneys on chemical venting/catalyst systems to consult on their install/repair.

He's got more life in him pushing 70 than I've got pushing 32!

Steven "one of three" Raith

Steven Raith

Re: Apparently John Williams is to blame for him falling over on set

That deserves more upvotes.

That is all.

Car titans WON'T STEAL our tech, says Musk: DAMNIT, I'll GIVE IT to 'em

Steven Raith

Re: Brass ones

If it gets more charging points and cheaper batteries out there, that's of benefit to everyone.

Imagine london taxis and buses getting Tesla-class leccy motors and batteries with rapid charge points at every rank because the manufacturers applied for a fair use free licensing agreement, rather than having to pay extra on top for it - which could be a massive sum given Teslas experience, testing and R+D knowledge, and far too much for them to do it themselves from scratch. Bang, half the air pollution in London gone in one fell swoop, without someone having to design it all from a clean sheet to avoid being suballed out of existence.

I'm not too interested in electric cars as yet, but when they become second hand, wouldn't a standardised battery connector and form factor be nice, rather than having to pay Peugot £3000 for their own proprietary battery pack that they'll stop supplying after fifteen years, and having to install their specific brand of high current charger because of a proprietary control system used to moderate current, replacing your existing VW group one?

By the sounds of it, this 'good faith' agreement means Fuji Heavy Industries could apply to continue production of Tesla-esque packs for the aftermarket, rather than a manufacturer killing supply because it's not financially viable for them to continue production, when they need the capacity from their primary cell manufacturer to make the batteries for the 2025 model of choice.

What Musk has done is the first real piece of genuine technological altruism I can think of since the open source software movement started.

It could be a massive gamechanger. If it's not, then it's back to waiting for a tenfold increase in battery capacity/motor efficiency I suppose...

Steven R

Yes. Facebook will KNOW you've been browsing for smut

Steven Raith

"However if I had to pay a subscription fee for every site that didn't have a product to sell then it would not be a better experience for me."

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

*gets matches*

;-)

Steven Raith

Apparently some people are clicking them. But no-one I know.

I've been asking pretty much everyone I work with (many SOHO/SMB and private customers young and old) if they have ever knowingly clicked on an internet advertisement.

All have responded in the negative - and I'm pretty sure a larger survey base would come to the same conclusion.

Wouldn't it be fun if someone did do that, comprehensively proved that no-one followed through on ads in any meaningful way, and the ad-supported revenue model comprehensively collapsed?

Be interesting to see how much people would be prepared to pay for Facebook, et al, if the ad revenue disappeared.

Ah, in my little dream world....*daydreams of a world without Twitter*

Steven R

Synaptics, longing for Apple's love, gobbles chip outfit Renesas SP

Steven Raith
Joke

Hmm...

"Touch tech kingpin Synaptics has agreed to buy Japanese chip firm Renesas SP Drivers for $475m in a bid to win a bigger presence in the exploding mobile device market."

Does James Bond really have that much market sway?

Apologies.

Steven R

Google: Why should we pay tax when we make 'intangibles'?

Steven Raith

Re: I work for in IT so my work is intangible

@AC - there's a contracting joke in here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to tease it out (as I'm a permy staffer these days).

Steven R

HP starts a memristor-based space program to launch ... THE MACHINE

Steven Raith

Also, Itanic (which I'm assuming is what's being referenced here by the AC minding HP to watch their memories) was competing against X86-64, which was 'good enough' for most people, and easier to work with - what with being fairly familiar.

At the moment, if The Machine is significantly faster than x86-64 or ARM64 in the relevant sectors, then that might give them a usable edge, even if it's costly. If it's buggy, not as fast as expected, and hellishly expensive, it'll likely remain a niche in the HPC world. People may have short memories, but they also have fixed period financials to worry about. And I can't see HP giving this stuff away for free.

That is, of course, if it's not still just 'effective' vapourware - that is, has anyone seen one of these things running? Are the numbers they are showing actual benchmarks, or projections?

Steven R

Urine a goldmine for fuel-cell materials: boffins

Steven Raith

Energy production....

Piece of piss, yeah?

Sorry. So sorry.

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: Best sub-heading ever!

A little from column A, a little from Column B, one would expect.

Like cooking with alcohol - one for the meat, one for me. one for the meat, one for me...

Damn you El Reg, Call me a Boffin, demands enraged boffin

Steven Raith

Re: Reaching out

Going forward I'd like to have this action ameliorated into the bigger picture.

Also, words. Meaningless, pointless words.

'CAPTAIN CYBORG': The wild-eyed prof behind 'machines have become human' claims

Steven Raith

Re: I'm working on it

You're doing it wrong - you need a powerful fusion heat source.

A decent phaal or north indian garlic chilli chicken should do it.

Steven Raith

Re: Wouldn't it be beautifully ironic...

If Kevin Warwick is the saviour of humanity, a la your Terminator-esque scenario, then quite frankly, we deserve to die.

We all deserve to die.

Steven R

UK govt preps World War 2 energy rationing to keep the lights on

Steven Raith

Re: Not renewables...

"but if, as I suspect is the case, the large majority of the population would rather make sure the lights stay on first and foremost, then maybe the politicians could maybe grow a pair and do what needs to be done...?"

This youtube video (nine seconds, straight to the point, safe for work providing you can get away with audio) describes my feelings on politicians actually doing the right thing perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M&feature=kp

For the devoid of Youtube:

Bender: Aaaaahahahahahahaaha

*Sees leela looking on disapprovingly*

Bender: Oh, wait - you were serious. Let me laugh even harder. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Facebook's new self-destructing pic app SELF-DESTRUCTS

Steven Raith

Re: Will no one think of the kittens?

Jane --> Steven; Subject : Cock

"Do you wish to send a picture back?"

*fumbles with jeans, takes pic, sends*

"Do you now wish to open Janes picture?" <yes>

<image of rooster>

"Damn. That's the sixth time this week"

Silent, spacious and... well, insipid: Citroën's electric C-Zero car

Steven Raith

Re: What? (Re classic Mini)

Dogged - well done ;-) but me not crashing into things won't stop other people crashing into me.

The safest driver in the world can't stop a pissed up moron crossing the centre line on a blind corner...

Steven Raith

Re: What? (Re classic Mini)

Go crash both into a wall or telegraph pole (or cow) at 40mph and see which one you walk away from.

Then try that again at 70mph and see which one you *still* walk away from, and which one requires several refuse sacks to collect you.

If the risk is worth it, all power to you though, nice to see there are still some people who give a toss about good cars, no matter how old they are.

That said, 1160kg is not awfully bad for a small car full stop these days (try to find anything under a ton these days?), never mind an electric one. I'll stick with my fourteen year old 1050kg*, 115lb/ft**, 125bhp** snot-hatch for now though; I think late 90s cars danced the line of weight/safey pretty well. That, and I'm skint.

Incidentally, the torque comparator between the Elise/exige and the C-Zero is a bit of a misnomer - the VVTi lump may make the same amount of torque, but it makes triple the horsepower too; if you had said it had the torque of a 1.8 petrol Focus or similar, that'd have been more apt a comparison as that's a perfectly nippy car in terms of torque, and a good benchmark for about-town nippiness. If you get into a C-zero expecting overt peppiness, I think you'll be disappointed once you get beyond 30mph.

Steven R

*less now thanks to Fords unique, weight saving measures. You know, rust.

**Less now thanks to 125,000 miles, the last 20,000 of which have been done hard...still headbutts the revlimiter with aplomb and crackles on the overrun though!

Bitcoin ransomware racket makes bank

Steven Raith

Re: Re. Crypto-Malware @AC with his quantum computer

Fuck me, is it school holiday time again?

Edit: AC101, I spent my whole life making a time machine, and got it working when I was 70. I came back in time to last week and told myself not to bother as I'd totally wasted my life on it.

Torvalds hits 'Go' button for Linux 3.15

Steven Raith

Re: Come on El Reg!

Or you could just roll the kernel into your own OS if you're feeling daring, or are developing.

For e.g. http://www.wikihow.com/Update-Ubuntu-Kernel

Not to downplay the work that distro maintainers do to maintain stability, but to insinuate that the latest mainline kernel won't be available until it appears in your distros repo sort of missing the point of an open source OS; if you want to throw in the latest kernel, then you can.

I'll just stick to the repos though. Too lazy to bugfix anything that may come up ;-)

Steven R

I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

Steven Raith

Re: Took ages to convince my parents...

I do find that around the point where the eyes start to glaze over/wander/etc, telling them that if they want me to perform The Ancient Rites of Computery Magixx, they will have to furnish me with pieces of precious metals that I can trade for oxen.

Normally snaps them out of it and gets them to either pay up (if they're interested), or fuck off (if they are looking for freebies).

As I say, it's rare I get the option to go for gin and hickeys - although I'm hoping an opportunity is arising soon...

Steven Raith

Re: If you want a comparison, remember how many critical systems your car has

I'm a bit more up with the cars - I can tell when a bush is knocking - but I can't fix it because I'm hamfisted with anything bigger than a DIMM or a HDD.

I'm often also wrong with my diagnosis. I thought a knocking noise was a bush, was actually a dead top mount.

My mechanics loves me because I give him money and hilarious ideas of what's wrong.

Steven Raith

Re: Took ages to convince my parents...

Moiety:

A: Yes, you are correct that that will improve it's performance, however

B: This is a machine i've worked on, I've done that already. Twice.

There is no more for that machine to give. After all, there is only so much you can do with a Turion X2, 2gb of RAM and Vista.

*shudders*

Roll on a few years time when all old machines need is a cheap SSD to make them go like a rocketship again. Just need the £/gb to drop a little bit...

Oh, and upvote for preaching, even if it is to the choir - amen brother!

Steven R

Steven Raith

Re: We've all been there

I did something similar while crashing at an old friends house and she was introducing me to her new mates (since I knew her anyway).

I, however, did the clever thing and charged in gin.

I still don't remember how I got that laptop to boot up, must have had a Windows disk on me or something, but it was working in the morning. I also got a hickey from one of the lasses there (I'm told - I don't remember). What am I, twelve??

Anyway, context is important. I prefer cash, but booze and floozies works well, too.

Steven Raith

Re: Took ages to convince my parents...

As I told someone today on site, a computer is a fearsomely, terrifyingly complex device capable of doing abstract tasks via the manipulation of mathematics and physics, with a shiny 'user friendly interface' on top.

If you want a comparison, remember how many critical systems your car has - steering linkage, suspension arms, anti-lock brakes, electronic ignition control taking charge of the hundred of explosions per minute happening a couple of feet from your crotch. And you just get in it and drive.

Now imagine all that complexity, and multiply it by two orders of magnitude.

That's a computer operating system.

So no, I can't just 'make it faster'

Steven R

Everyone can and should learn to code? RUBBISH, says Torvalds

Steven Raith

Re: Alternative

Then they are heretics, and should be burned.

Sorry, wrong meeting.

*gets coat that comes with it's own hanger*

Ukrainian teen created in lab passes Turing Test – famous nutty prof

Steven Raith

Re: I feel like I am in a Turing Test....

I have been thinking that when playing ostensibly multiplayer console games (things like Titanfall) offline, the AI bots really need to tell me to go suck my mummys faggy cock more often, to make it more like a real XBox Live experience.

Steven "doesn't play games online any more" Raith

Steven Raith

Re: It's actually quite simple...

But what is is?

*gets Red Dwarf coat, leaves*

TANGO DOWN! Google presents its 3D non-fondle slab to the world

Steven Raith

Hmm....

If you had enough of these beasties, could you wireframe render a moving scene?

I'm not thinking about access-all-angles porn, definitely not.

*cough*

Steven "wanker by strict definition" Raith

German server lockbox scores MEELLION dollar seed-smashing record

Steven Raith

Re: 100 millibits/sec?

Oh, everything dies, but some things take a lot longer than others, and are easier to replace when they do. Like Drayteks.

Steven Raith

Re: 100 millibits/sec?

Terry - it was a Plusnet line, natch.

As for 'getting rich' - it's not all about money. I'd rather spend an hour configuring a Draytek (or less depending on what you're doing) then go do something more fun/more chargeable knowing that I don't have to look at the Draytek for another five years, as opposed to spending three or more hours churning away at a linux/windows box to make it a router, and worrying about when it's PSU will pop, CPU fan will fail, disk drive failure, NIC crapping itself etc. I'd not even use a Syno NAS as a gateway for the same reason - too many moving parts to trust it long term.

We had a 2830n in recently from a holiday home, where it was kept in the 'washing machine' cupboard. Guest had spilled Daz all over it, had got into it, etc. Emptied it out, IPAd the board a bit, generally cleaned up the WLAN card contacts, put it back together, fired it up on our line with our config image (as we use a 2830 for our workshop ADSL), and boom, working again immediately. That is robust.

Peace of mind is worth a lot to me, and anyone else who charges for their time or has a reputation to maintain. The Drayteks might not have the fastest WLAN in the world, or the best NAS performance from a USB drive connected to it, but they're a piece of piss to set up and they are fucking bulletproof.

I dare say Cisco/Netgear etc have their own business class range of devices that are just as good, but in my entire career, I've never seen a dead Draytek, out of dealing with hundreds. That's good enough for me.

Appliances have their place, believe me.

Steven Raith

Re: And the clients?

Oh, you know what I mean - plumb an ethernet VDSL modem into it and get the Linux side to do the PPPoE handshake etc.

You delicious pedant, you ;-)

Steven Raith

Re: And the clients?

Paul is correct.

You can build a linux box to dial your VDSL line, act as a 100+mb/s firewall, create VPNs, route multiple subnets via VLAN tagging etc over the course of a couple of days (or quicker if you're good)....

...Or you can throw £200 at the problem and buy a Draytek router and just slap your details in, and have it all working in under an hour.

Steven R

Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

Steven Raith

Re: objects and stuff

Wow, way to twist context in an attempt to make someone look like a cunt.

Votes on your post suggest most can see right through it though.

TrueCrypt hooked to life support in Switzerland: 'It must not die' say pair

Steven Raith

Re: CryptTrue

Crypt Zero.

Crypt Max.

Now with zero added conspiracy theories.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi! 3D HOLO-PHONE hinted in Amazon vid

Steven Raith
Coat

That's the sort of reaction...

....that my device gets.

Although admittedly, it's more often derisory laughter.

Steven R

Oh, wow. US Secret Service wants a Twitter sarcasm-spotter

Steven Raith

Re: Irony

You're all wrong.

Irony is what gets the creases out of my shirt.

Steven "Rimshot" R

Please be seated at your FOUR-LEGGED PC

Steven Raith

Re: "The desk itself is unremarkable:" ?

"Dougal, these are small. The cows are far away"

DARPA crazytech crew want to create HUMAN-FREE cyber defence systems

Steven Raith

Re: Great idea

"Hehe, Skynet. Always thought that was funny. Go on then Chris, throw the switch....systems online...connected to the T1 lines...all up....looking goo-hey, what's with all the missile silos showing as 'deployed and en route'?"

*foom*

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

Steven Raith

Re: Official Secrets Act?

As the information is already in the public domain everywhere other than the UK, I'd suspect the chances of an OSA prosecution would best be described as 'pissing in the wind'.

Context is important.

US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

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Thumb Up

Bunch of wankers....

...so where do I sign?

Rap chap tapped for $3 BEELLION: Apple buys Dr Dre's Beats

Steven Raith

Re: Hmm...

NB: I'm putting a shiny penny on at least half of my upvotes coming from managing to drop in the phrase 'ghost poo'.

It pleases me any time I get to share it.

Steven R

YOSEMITE GLAM: Apple unveils gussied up OS X

Steven Raith

Question is...

Will they fix the 'wifi doesn't reconnect from standby' bug that's been plaguing users (and me) since 10.9.2?

Bloody hope so, I've had to revert to a wired connection to actually have connectivity while I turn the wifi off and on three times before it reconnects...

Anyway, I'm not seeing anything terribly relevant to me - I have a Macbook, android phone, linux workstation - so I lot of the iOS integration, autohotspot, etc stuff isn't much use.

I have no problem with more efficient power use, etc. That, and finally some fucking first party UI customisation, jesus, how long did that take? Looks a bit like a cross between aero and Ubuntu Ambience theme, and I'll be honest looks pretty nice.

I think I'll avoid the public beta but providing compatability is still there for my 2008 Macbook, I'll probably take the plunge come release day. Gotta support this to an extent at work, so might as well roll with the changes...

Steven R

PS: Apologies if this is (more) rambling (than usual), I fixed my coffee machine today and I think I've overdone it....

Seedy hacker steals 1300 Monsanto client and staff records

Steven Raith

Re: Obvious

Just for reference, the contamination thing has been pretty overblown in many cases, in particular the case of the farmer who was sued for having Monstanto Roundup Ready crops in his fields.

It's almost always said that the seeds blew in and contaminated his crop - by the anti-Monsanto brigade..

What's almost never mentioned, even though it's a google search away, is the the farmer was clearing down the field with Roundup, and found a decent amount of corn was resistant to roundup - blowover from his neighbours field/from a lorry/whatever. He did some more tests, and found a fair whack of crop (somewhere around 3-4 acres) was resistant to Roundup. He then got someone to grab the seed, and store it seperately. He then replanted that seed on 1000 acres of his land.

When it was eventually discovered, he had a 95% Roundup Resistant crop.

So he didn't have a handful of seeds blow in, then get sueballed for having the gall to trust in nature to find a way, etc, he was - correctly - sued for IP theft, for using a proprietary product that he hadn't paid for, in a way that simply could not have occurred by accident.

"The case is widely cited or referenced by the anti-GM community in the context of a fear of a company claiming ownership of a farmer’s crop based on the inadvertent presence of GM pollen grain or seed. "The court record shows, however, that it was not just a few seeds from a passing truck, but that Mr Schmeiser was growing a crop of 95–98% pure Roundup Ready plants, a commercial level of purity far higher than one would expect from inadvertent or accidental presence. The judge could not account for how a few wayward seeds or pollen grains could come to dominate hundreds of acres without Mr Schmeiser’s active participation, saying ‘. . .none of the suggested sources could reasonably explain the concentration or extent of Roundup Ready canola of a commercial quality evident from the results of tests on Schmeiser’s crop’" - in other words, even if the original presence of Monsanto seed on his land in 1997 was inadvertent, the crop in 1998 was entirely purposeful."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsanto_Canada_Inc._v._Schmeiser

No doubt Monsanto have some (lets face it, probably quite a few) crappy business and legal practises - who doesn't at that scale? - and yes, contamination is an issue with these IP protected crops, but it's important to disseminate the facts evenly if you want to stick it to someone with some weight.

And no, I'm not a paid shill for Monsanto (nor am I a huge fan of their business practises, which do appear to be rather brutal in many respects) otherwise the arches on my car wouldn't be so fucking rusty. And I wouldn't be living in a bedsit. But it's important to have balance when bringing up these subjects, otherwise it leaves the person open to claims of wild bias and lack of objectivity, which can harm an argument as badly as a lack of evidence would.

In short, read the case notes, fuck agressive business practises, and where are my goddamn glow in the dark broccoli and drought resistant pizza plants to feed the starving in the poorer parts of the EMEA?

Steven R

SCIENCE explains why you LOVE the smell of BACON

Steven Raith

Re: I've just had a fry up.

I'm not sure you could get a bacon flavour that would work in an e-cig. Also, as the atty degrades, it'd taste more and more burnt, which is never a good thing, not even for bacon.

Crispy = good.

Charcoal = bad.