* Posts by jerkyflexoff

21 posts • joined 9 Aug 2012

Upgrade now to avoid a cluster-suck: Microsoft wields the breaking change stick over Azure Service Fabric laggards


Re: You will obey or be exterminated!

A security patch can be applied without forcing a version upgrade without the loss of support if function. It bullshit. The sooner business wake up to this cloud bollocks the better. Hopefully this sort of behaviour will be the clouds undoing.


What the flying f.....

This goes to show, you load your data on someone else's computer you are playing by their rules.

With behaviour like this, the only benefit to cloud is for the hosting providers.

Hopefully the penny counters see through the fake costings

For the past five years, every FBI secret spy court request to snoop on Americans has sucked, says watchdog


Re: Fruit of the poisoned tree

Couldn't agree more, police think they are above the law.

Police ICT Company kills £500m procurement, no longer wants one box shifter to rule them all


Re: "formative re-set and re-brand"

It's easy to buy the kit they need, the tough job is making the kit efficient, cost saving and universal amongst the country. Like having applications that do multiple jobs not a single application for a single task. I don't really think you understand the complexity of the police requirements.

Don't – don't – install iOS 9.3 on your iPad 2: Upgrade bricks slabs


Re: And that ...

And that is why I don't buy that apple.garbage.

We tested the latest pre-flight build of Windows 10 Mobile. It's buggy but promising


Re: I assume...

There is an iPlayer app, but how often do you use the I player app

Is this the last ever Lumia?


Your right. I see them in action quite often, it seems like the voice of the other sides want to make sure the world knows their are crap with out even trying them. I have had a win phone since 8, I can do pritty much every thing I need to do on it. Apart from running some crappy waste of Tim e app.

NIST's quantum boffins have TELEPORTED stuff over a HUNDRED KILOMETRES



But does it break your brain, maybe if you were not looking it wouldn't. Perhaps if you shut yourself in a wardrobe you would see the light :)

Windows 10 now on 75 million devices, says Microsoft


Re: add 6 to the number

I have done at least 10. I have not had any issues at all. I don't know what all the fuss is about. I recon all the people that read these posts just like whingeing.

Tired tablets don't tickle the imagination, so sales fall again


Re: jerkyflexoff

The thing a tablet is missing is they keyboard, add that and what have you got. A laptop hurrah.



Tablets are shit. People are just waking up to the fact their shiny device don't cut the mustard.

Microsoft giving up on phones? Naaahh ... Windows 10 Mobile lumbers toward release


bla bla bla

I got one. I like it. Its not an apple or google. And ill get a new one next time too. Its a phone, it doesn't need to make a cup of tea.

Apple boots Windows 7 out of Boot Camp


Apples values.

Not letting your device boot into a certain OS. This stinks, and is just another reason, in the list of many, Apple is controlling, and only interested in spinning money.

Dyslexic, dyspraxic? No probs, says GCHQ


Re: "Leaks"

Prick, I wold smack you in the face if you were in front of me. You would have a lot more respect, if you knew how hard dyslexia is. I have spikey skills mate ivalue them much more than reading an writing.look at him he cant read real good, oh but he is one of the best inventors on the planet.

Fiat Panda Cross: 'Interesting-looking' Multipla spawn hits UK


Re: "Leaks"

Calm down people, its obvious this man does not know what hes talking about.

Apple SOLDERS memory into new 'budget' iMac


Re: Unacceptable

Unacceptable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, this post is unacceptable!!!!!! Aghhhhbbb

Revealed: The Brit-built GRAVITY-powered light that costs $5


Re: Nice

Not the same,

This is far more efficient. practical, reliable and robust.

Total APPLE DESKTOP ABSENCE set to last past XMAS - sources


Yea right, keep telling yourself that.

You are a goon if you believe that, they got you hook line and sinker, LOL

Are you an IT pro? It's no longer safe to bet your career on Microsoft


All that I seem to be reading here is a Linux, Apple and Microsoft pissing match.

Apples for the 60 %dummies out there,

Linux for the 2% Hardore

Windows for everyone else.

I see it hard to believe windows going anywhere in a hurry, it is at the heart of all business. they way things are financially, people are not going to be jumping quick to the alternative,... which is?

Samsung fights to stay on US shelves as Apple calls for ban


This ultimately will play into Samsungs hands!

I believe this will tarnish Apples name by perceived, as tight, penny pinching, bully boy corporation, which is what they are!

I hope all those Apple fanbois out there are feeling real smug about jobs evil empire.

Bill Gates didnt behave like this when apple brought out the Ipad.

Thats is because hes not a twat like Jobs was

Snap suggests Apple out to 'screw' hardware hackers



Still would not stop me smashing it with a hammer!


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