* Posts by Scroticus Canis

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Ice probe peers at hidden BOTTOMS of oceans from SPAAACE

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Paris Hilton

How is that thing at finding Malaysian airliners?

Pretty useless I would hazard. If it can't spot a thousand tonnes of hot nuclear sub at a few hundred metres down then the chances of spotting a hundred tonnes of cold spread out aircraft bits at a thousand and plus metres deep are pretty slim.

Paris doesn't look amused either.

Be nice to the public, PC Plod. Especially if you're trying to stop terrorists

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Unhappy

Re: Illegal firearms?

Of course. There is a chance the plod could be shot at if he went after proper criminals rather than the soft targets of the law abiding native Brit they prefer nowadays.

Whole thing is a waste of time when you can get a Makarov from a 'transient' East European gangster nearly as easily as a bag of skunk down the local pub.

FLASH drive ... Ah-aaaaaah! BadUSB no saviour to plug and play Universe

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Holmes

Youv'e got to love the distinction Egemen Tas implies...

...that this hack is malicious but not the hacks of the intelligence agencies or fraudsters. Malleable morality filter or what?

That glass of water you just drank? It was OLDER than the SUN

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Re: Oxygen not new - some is, but not a lot yet!

There is oxygen being produced in the various CNO (carbon nitrogen oxygen) reaction cycles in the sun but most gets consumed soon after formation (it is a cycle).

There is also the triple-alpha process producing carbon which can be hit by another alpha particle to produce stable oxygen 16. Again not a lot as yet but this does not get re-consumed and is an end product but won't be released until Sol's end days.

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Re: Stunningly obvious 'discovery' - H2 verses H2O

Think that molecular hydrogen is the most likely commonest molecule in the universe, bloody massive clouds of it floating around out there, more than has been incorporated in the stars or planets we can see.

Every proton, neutron and most electrons in the solar system are damned near as old as time itself!

Uppies anyway.

BT claims almost-gigabit connections over COPPER WIRE

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Unhappy

Re: "shooting oneself in the foot with half assed installs"

Well we are talking about BT here which says it all.

They installed a new cabinet 200m from my house and the copper went from running at 14.5 mbps to 12.3 mbps (on a good day). Some improvement eh?

Stray positrons caught on ISS hint at DARK MATTER source

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Re: Pedant alert

It's quire obvious that the 'is' refers to the fact of a single suggestion rather than a single datum. I personally use 'is' when the data represents a single set, 'this set' is much smother English than 'these set'.

A mob is made up from numerous individuals but you refer to it as 'a mob', 'the mob is unruly', etc... 'These mob' just sounds like some foreign person with an English pronunciation problem.

Slough isn't fit for humans now, says Amazon. We're going to Shoreditch

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Unhappy

So the old Amason offices will become another JobCentre+ for the ex-workforce?

Title says it all.

NORKS ban Wi-Fi and satellite internet at embassies

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Happy

Re: "Hey El Reg. We need an old fart icon"

I'll second that. So who's mugshot would we use for an icon? Let have a plebiscite on it!

(note to the Met. Fuzz - plebicite is a vote of the common people, just a educated word for election or referendum)

Apple iPhone 6: Missing sapphire glass screen FAIL explained

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Holmes

Re: It's not new!

Damned right! 1981 was the year I brought my first watch with a sapphire lens and I think it was used previously to that.

Given Jasper's track record I only read his articles to see what his latest snafu is.

Sun's MASSIVE solar storm belch to light up Earth's skies

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Big Brother

Re: Dear Americans, @Tom13

Say colon (you know the bit of gut above the rectum) and make that rhyme with colour, nope, but it does with color!

Shame that Colin Powell's mother couldn't pronounce his first name properly.

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Happy

Re: Climate Change Beer and CO2 and Gun

OK, I'll bite. How many toes do you have left? Less than seven and I'll have a go :)

Drinking beer only reduces CO2 if you don't burp or fart.

Hawking: Higgs boson in a BIG particle punisher could DESTROY UNIVERSE

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Unhappy

Bubble of the true void expanding at the speed of light

So by implication the speed of dark is still C? Damn, how boring the universe has just become!

California blue whale numbers soar to historical levels, say boffins

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Re: TOO MANY HUMAN BEINGS?

Well Al Gore would be a good starting point with an ex-pres and ex-pm as follow ons.

While the vast majority of the current human overpopulation is from the current and previously undeveloped parts of the planet, the plight of the whales was primarily caused by the USA and Europe a century or two ago, Japan didn't really figure back then.

Admittedly the current Japanese and Norwegian governments intransigence on commercial whaling can only be based on hubris overriding civilised decency, they really should know better. Lobby your representatives to introduce a whaling import duty on their products, we could get lucky and change their mindsets. My boycott hasn't had much impact to date.

Google's 'Captain Moonshot': I will BOMB you with DELIVERIES

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Happy

Useful for the inmates

Special delivery from Google's Oregon depot to Cell Block B, State Penitentiary 1. Couple of lids should be within it's load range.

Cracking copyright law: How a simian selfie stunt could make a monkey out of Wikipedia

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Holmes

The monkey on the right is more photogenic

With respect to the picture at the foot of the article, the monkey on the right (without the glasses) is much more photogenic and intelligent looking than the mangy looking one on the left. Did it escape from an alopecia lab of something?

Carbon tetrachloride releases still too high, says NASA

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Meh

"good news for southern hemisphere countries affected by the Antarctic ozone hole"

What like Antarctica? The hole never big enough to even reach Tierra del Fuego. Not to many inhabitants down there to get burnt up by UV which is particularly low anyway at those latitudes.

LOHAN packs bags for SPACEPORT AMERICA!

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Holmes

Re: **** the European badge @Number6

Well being an island didn't do us (UK) any harm, then we had to dig the bloody chunnel and the rest is history (or the rewriting of it). Pah!

At lest in the US they will be allowed a decent powered vacuum cleaner to collect the pieces if Lohan has the miss fortune to do a Beagle. Soon we won't be able to buy anything with more suck than an old smoker (mea culpa) after 10 cough 5 flights of stairs by Brussels diktat. Pah again!

Gigantic toothless 'DRAGONS' dominated Earth's early skies

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Boffin

Re: No teeth = excellent flyer

If you think snakes don't have teeth try getting your hand free from a constrictor's bite. They are not poisonous but have a load of bloody sharp teeth all pointing backwards. As for T. Rex being able to pick it's teeth with it fore limbs they don't reach that high they are so short. That's why the least favourite T . Rex sing song is "If your happy and you know it clap your ....Oh bugger"

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Re: /but @ Paul Crawford

Of course the Soup Dragon didn't need wings and evolved arms instead; there is no atmosphere (well not much) on the moon for wings to work with. What beats me though is how the Clangers managed to get sound to travel in the near perfect vacuum. Any ideas anyone?

Apple slings fanbois' data at Chinese servers in China Telecom deal

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Big Brother

What happens when a US Judge orders the data handed over?

Given the US's recent decision that it has free access to data stored anywhere in the world by any US corporation will the Chinese authorities be happy with a US judicial order to disclose the data? Don't think so myself.

Also, how long before 'our' data ends up being stored there for reasons of cost, efficiency, etc..? Eish!

Pop-up ad man: SORRY we made such a 'hated tool', netizens

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Terminator

If he was truly sorry ...

.... he would commit seppuku and have his second post the video on YouTube. Then I would believe him.

Totes AMAZEBALLS! Side boob, binge-watch and clickbait added to Oxford Dictionary

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Happy

Take heart ....

If you follow the links in the article you do see that while it is under the auspices of the OED it clearly states "US English" so all is not lost.

Wait, an actual QR code use case? TGI Friday's builds techno-restaurant

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"Doing people out of minimum-wage jobs in agriculture is what put an end to serfdom."

And filled the UK fields with Eastern European labour and the dole queues with indolent twitter-youths.

Gov.uk's broadband boast: Superfast fibre piped to 1 million Brits

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Meh

"was he born without a brain?"

Never heard of a "Culture Secretary" who needed demonstrated one so what difference would it make? More soiled nappies at the Tate Modern (or whatever they call it now) or another tent covered with sticky notes of "People I have Shagged"?

Twitter can trigger psychosis in users

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Windows

Re: Just one person?

Must be the inverse Freud law, one quack who based his psychotherapeutic theory (conclusions) on just five patients.

London cops cuff 20-year-old man for unblocking blocked websites

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Big Brother

Legal or not there is the conspiracy law

Unless it has been repealed while I wasn't looking, you can be charged with conspiracy to do something and it doesn't have to be an illegal thing! Up to 99 years clink time.

So this 'perp' could be charged with conspiring to provide access to the sites.

Remember the guy who got bird for digging up a cricket pitch (or poring oil on it) during a test match as a form of protest? He was charged with conspiring to trespass, found guilty and got 5 years (IIRC). Trespass was not at the time a criminal act of itself in the UK.

Beware WarKitteh, the connected cat that sniffs your Wi-Fi privates

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Unhappy

Re: "reboot them a few times a week" - Luxury, sheer luxury

The BT Home Hub 3 I am lumbered with reboots itself "randomly" or drops the ADSL connection before re-establishing it at a lower speed on a daily basis (only occasional periods of 4 day connectivity). It's really bloody annoying when halfway through a secure transaction. Strangely started to happen after BT pushed the new firmware onto it back in March and that was done while I was busy.

Windows Registry-infecting malware has no files, survives reboots

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Gimp

Re: "It's a database" ¿Que?

The Windose registry is a database? LMFAO. Such great data integrity and resilience. Oh well some people think Access is a db too.

Feeling even more validated as a Fanbooi after this little malware gem.

Snowden latest: NSA targets Gaza, pumps intelligence to Israel

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Unhappy

Re: I am shocked!. Absolutely Shocked! "Anyone can randomly drop bomb."

Or fire an unguided rocket northwards or eastwards and points in between. Just surprised the Gaza mob hasn't hit the Palestinians in the east yet.

Hamas certainly like hiding amongst their own women and children for the propaganda when civilians are hurt by Israel targeting them. Real humanitarians who also carefully select just military targets in Israel - NOT.

UK.gov wants public sector to rip up data protection law

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Re: "You didn't think customs and revenue joined for efficiency did you?"

No I didn't. They joined to give the Inland Revenue the dreaded HM prefix. Crown agents do not need warrants to search or just about anything else they chose to do, they also cannot be sued. The plods often took HM C&E officers on raids to provide the warrant-less search tactic..... But you knew that anyway.

This latest idea though is starting to make it all look very very scary for the average citizen. Time to stock up on the Vaseline people.

END your Macbook SHAME: Convert it into a Microsoft SURFACE

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Gimp

MacBooks with or without keyboards and capable of running iOS apps.

What's the point though if you have a real multitasking device that supports useful thing like tabs and being able to search for text.

Any way the trackpad gives you the benefits of touch screen ease and doesn't get the screen greased up (unless you sneeze violently or cough as your swallowing a well masticated bacon butty gob full).

The Register editorial job ad

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Re: Raising the Stakes, Lewis, makes IT EMPowering and much more Interesting and Engaging

Oh shit he's back! How does he always find a keyboard with a connection when his meds run out?

Nurse, NURSE....

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Big Brother

Which "English" is that?

English as used in England; only a post colonial pidgin variant would need a qualifier, as in American English for example. Don't apply if you have to ask how to spell colour correctly.

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Trollface

Re: Commentards ? Up to down vote ratio of 8:1 comment

Its was 8:4 before I made it 8:5, so FTFY!

Google's mysterious floating techno barge SOLD FOR SCRAP

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Re: Google Ark - "How could you expect any of those to breed?"

In the same way Noah's dinosaurs did. Oh wait ....

We sent a probe SIX BILLION km to measure temperature of a COMET doing 135,000 km/h

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Happy

Re: "..... who think that iPhones are a pretty neat idea....." @Artic Fox

Ah come on! Your not still into digital watches are you?

Oh wait, they are about to come back into fashion aren't they.

Facebook goes down, people dial 911

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Headmaster

How come if the US East Coast servers were down ....

... it was Californians dialling 911? What's not right, the story or American geography? If the servers covered the whole of American postings does it then just indicate a special level of idiots (IQ < 20) in just one state?

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Re: GADSLBI

Ah the good old days, making a cheese and ham sandwich with out the fear of being accused of insulting some desert spawned religion and a kid with enough common sense to use a knife with out H&SE or police intervention. Smells like freedom as I used to know it.

Russia: There is a SPACECRAFT full of LIZARDS in orbit above Earth and WE control it

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Re: "GlavBytVetMatYobTvoyuDrovNet might break somebody's tongue"

You mean that's actually talking, a language? I just thought they were permanently pissed and slurring everything.

fist-bumping is good for your health, says respected surveyor

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IT Angle

What's wrong with the traditional British footy-fan intro?

Left hook, right cross, knee to the groin optional.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Hmmm...@skelband ¿Gender bias?

First time I heard the term it was associated with the Gay community, no vaginas involved.

Way back (pre-AIDS) some satirical rag (name gone Alzheimer's way) had a front cover headlined 'Ticka ticka Tumex' with a picture of a fist and forearm, wearing a watch, with brown stuff to mid-forearm. No prizes for guessing what the associated article was about. Damned near brought tears to my eyes.

Paris? Well you never know, might be a 'big girl'.

Flamewars in SPAAACE: cooler fires hint at energy efficiency

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Facepalm

So first invent an anti-gravity device ....

... and then you could design a more efficient combustion engine? Makes sense to me. Why waste time using the anti-g to do things differently? :(

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Trollface

Re: oh hell... @ Trevor

Yep, just need to build roads out there for the wheels (in zero G, Velcro needed) or gasify the vacuum for the props to have something to bite. No problems there then!

Riddle of odd bulge found on moon is solved

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Re: Not cheese

If you really want to know ask a Clanger or the Soup Dragon

Asteroid's DINO KILLING SPREE just bad luck – boffins

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Unhappy

Nothing new here, nice the Edinburgh Uni is catching up though

It was widely accepted a decade or two ago that the Yucatan impact was just the 'final straw', as the global environment was fairly sick due to large scale persistent volcanism. Nice to see Edinburgh University catching up, should get up-to-date in the next few decades at this rate. Watch this space for 'Birds Evolved From Theropods' breaking headline in a decade or two.

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Re: One problem... @ Fluffy Bunny

Grass was in very short supply until about 35 mya, only then were the conditions right for tit to become wide spread and become a major grazer food source. So only a 30 my gap.

The Therapod diet: From humungo dino to tiny bird in 50m years

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Angel

Re: Planning a big Christmas Dinner?

True, but look at them thighs and drumsticks! The oysters should be a fair size too; keep one for me.

Boffins spot weirder quantum capers as neutrons take the high road, spin takes the low

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>Likewise, the particle/wave explanation fits because light acts as both @skelband

Light is electro-magnetic in nature and both fields are needed to create a photon, as the electric field rises the magnetic field collapses and vice versa, the field are at right-angles to each other. This produces a 3D wave effect as the respective fields change from positive to negative polarity thus regenerating each other (like they are playing leapfrog with each other) and propagating through the medium. So each individual photon while being made from waves looks like a 3D particle. That's why it seems to behave as both.

Brits stung for up to £625 when they try to cancel broadband

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Thumb Up

Re: Why Special Treatment for Utility Suppliers? @briesmith

Excellent advice. Got me a new bookmark and some notes. Cheers my dear.

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