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Airbus takes flight from AWS. What happens next is critical

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Excel is not a data modelling tool. Excel is a single user application with many, many flaws. Extremely useful tool by itself, anything shared or team based is an abomination. I build data models to serve excel users…as soon as Excel IS the model, you’re screwed.

The users are now shifting to using Power BI for their point data modelling… work to unwind and structure that should keep me busy until I die.

User tools != corporate data models. If they do, you’re doing systems and data wrong.

Amsterdam activists throw acid at Microsoft datacenter project

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Terminator

“Extinction Rebellion spokesperson Martijn Dekker justified the attack by saying datacenters and the AI they power are exacerbating the climate crisis, as well as playing a role in the killing of Palestinians by Israel. “

What the actual fuck? What in lord Jesus H Christ in heaven has Israel/palestine got to do with it? Absolute nut jobs.

GitHub cuts short offer to burn repos on CD after mockery ensues

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Re: Ah, Sony

I’ve been watching my dvds recently.

You wouldn’t steal a car…

Best adverts ever.

Brit workers waste nearly six hours a week 'botsitting'

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Curious: what tasks?

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Re: The 'digital' sector now appears to be worth avoiding.

Nah. Supply will go up, price will go down.

Hilarious that the fifties imagined robots replacing manual work.

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Re: Slot machine

Would you like some toast?

Apple's Orwellian device controls for tots also mean more work for parents

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Re: "if parents wanted to spend more time on their kids"

Biology says different, unless you mean no man under 40.

I’m one of the oldest at my school gate and I wasn’t 40 at the birth. Not sure how much things changed in the decade since I guess.

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Re: As long as it is optional

16 to 18 is definitely edge cases and like you say if they’re old enough to bypass stuff they’re old enough to own the consequences.

This kind of stuff is useful for 5 - 14 year olds maybe? On the premise of what is seen cannot be unseen.

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Re: Good, about time.

Not old fashioned at all. TTRS is used by schools for times table drills, In addition to the teaching. Useful tool.

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Good, about time.

I don’t think it’s Orwellian, it’s about giving a bit of independence without allowing the sewer of the internet on a device accessible to a child. Options.

Example: my child needs to use TimesTable rockstars or wants to create something on Scratch. If I know when I provide my device (loaded gun) I can ensure it always has the safety on, it gives peace of mind while I cook and clean…or continue working.

It’s only Orwellian if Apple stops adults sending and receiving dick picks. The horror…whatever will people do of an evening?

Uncle Sam considers buying a seat on the Titanic

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You know you’ve won capitalism when you get an enormous tax payer funded subsidy. Who needs roads anyway?

London cops post £300M tech shopping list after Palantir contract blocked

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Re: I really need to get into the hay business.

Arse To Mouth?

Big Tech extracts retirement-scale wealth from UK internet users, research shows

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Choice

I am not sure we have a choice. We have the internet as we find it, not the way we might want it to be.

Looking at Windows’ market share is proof there is no god. Going to have to wait for the music to stop before I stop dancing with the devil.

HP investigating BIOS updates that leave premium laptop users in boot loop limbo

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I think I missed a decade. What has windows got to do with BIOS? What business does Windows have with BIOS?

Trump jumps from 'anything goes' to 'strict regulation' AI policy

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Re: Or Anthropic

You mean over the table. Under is so 2000s

Five Eyes spook shops warn rapid rollouts of agentic AI are too risky

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Any tips on the pope’s religion or where bears like to shit?

Who saw this coming? Needs a super. National spy agency to work this out.

Atlassian’s new data collection policy protects rich customers while AI eats the rest

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Re: We fed the data monster. Its appetite only grew.

How many had an actual choice?

Netflix – yes, Netflix – jumps on the AI bandwagon with video editor

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Given that governments are promoting jobs like plumber and electrician you can guess which bits AI will pretend to replace…they’ll always be a job for the kid who runs to the shop to buy a latte…or any job that needs physical impact on the planet…hoisting a light…lugging something from A to B…brave new world!

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Loving this innovation. Cinematography is so overrated. This slop will improve shareholder returns in the short term and make the service shit forever so I’m all in.

AI companies lick their chops as FCC proposes forcing call center onshoring

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Terminator

Stop talking…

Are you being sarcastic and/or abusive?

EU sanctions Iranian cyber front over election meddling, Charlie Hebdo breach

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Coat

Who?

“ Emennet Pasargad on Monday, a company used as a front”

…so an emennet front? It’s a put on…

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

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Holmes

RIP Scott Adams.

Musk makes the Macrohard joke again

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On the list of things he hasn’t delivered you forgot the rescue sub that heroic diver (or that pedo guy as the CSAM tycoon called him) didn’t need to rescue those kids.

I wonder how much of his pay packet will come out of US tax payer subsidies he scrounges for his “private” enterprises.

UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame

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Joke

King Size Homer called, he’d like to sell the seargent a pecking bird tool.

Brit dual nationals grounded by border digitization drive

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Re: unsure whether she would be able to return to the UK

I’m confused. If you’re a dual national (oz/brit) you have every right to work don’t you? You’re a British citizen ?

I guess this £500 piece of paper is to prove that inside your Oz passport: this passport belongs to a person who is a dual citizen. I dont understand why it is so bloody expensive though.

Presumably you have to buy a new one if you change passports too. Seems like you’d want to get a British passport for 75 quid instead.

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Punishing people who actually decided to go for citizenship after BREXIT. I guess they juiced them for their bullshit tea drinking exam so the poor saps are being juiced again.

Papers please.

Meanwhile my non dual national permanent right to remain partner gets to travel without paying half a grand to the state for…er…nothing?

Until Farage gets in and deports my wife I guess.

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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Using those arts and humanities degrees people are so down on in this place I guess.

But we all know that this chat bot has no intelligence and certainly has no consciousness.

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Facepalm

Oh for fuck’s sake. Another one.

It’s not just these fucking chat bots that hallucinate.

Neuroscience. Please.

PayPal app code error leaked personal info and a 'few' unauthorized transactions

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FAIL

I ditched this site after they fucked something up and I tried to contact them. It was impossible to do so so I shut my account.

Enshittified wank.

Anthropic tries to hide Claude's AI actions. Devs hate it

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It’s why you contain it in a concrete pot. I dug out a bamboo once. Took ages.

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Gimp

Too soon?

Far too soon to enshittify.

Wait until all the white collar workers are gone (18 months wasn’t it?), then start pulling this shit and jacking up the price for this dogshit.

GPT-5 bests human judges in legal smack down

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Re: Next two experiments:

Aye he’s called Herr Farage. Sadly not a hallucination.

Doctors told to give Palantir's NHS data platform the cold shoulder

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Re: BMJ - ICE

Or more because they fear what the data collected will be used for. Note they will use their product where there is a clinical need.

Payroll pirates are conning help desks to steal workers' identities and redirect paychecks

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Pirate

Translation

Blagging v

Social engineering.

“I wanna know who socially engineered Brick Top’s bookies” - Vinne Jones esq

Microsoft dials up the nagging in Windows, calls it security

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Gimp

Re: App signing

Corporation leopards ate my face. I guess this was always going to happen...enshittification and monopoly. Not great for humanity....good for shareholders though.

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Trollface

Re: Crawl

Don't forget it will definitely need one of those AI chips so Recall works properly.

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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I give you “BREXIT means BREXIT”.

Once murdoch and the other billionaires get their wish they’ll be nothing left for you to consider buying.

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Or the BBC is serving a community that isn’t worth a private sector operator bothering with. There is competition…it’s welcome …but where the “choice” is BBC or nothing…

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Re: Does everything have to be "monetisable"?

Just as we can’t trust politicians with the NHS and Bank of England, we definitely can’t trust them with the BBC. We are not a Nordic country and it’s all very well until they start electing nutters from both ends of the spectrum (Girt Wilders was only next door!)

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To be fair I have both a TV license and a Netflix subscription. I never watch anything on Netflix and constantly consume BBC radio, web and TV content.

As soon as you introduce market forces into the BBC it will turn into the same dog shit as everything else.

Can we just have this one nice thing? A broadcaster owned by us for us. Not by some white supremacist cum rag or some shrivelled billionaire and his odious family…us…British people.

Apple, Google pulled into Grok controversy as campaigners demand app store takedown

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Think you've missed the point AC. Read the article.

This isn't about what happens in people imaginations or inside peoples heads...that's their business.

This is about actual harm caused by actual images that have been generated and disseminated on a platform and tool designed for this purpose.

Lets take a simple scenario:

I have a classroom of 14 years olds (mixed boys/girls)

One of the class takes a class mate he fancies picture and feeds it into his CSAM generator (Grok).

The picture is sent round to the others in the class.

...?...

...profit (for Elon Musk).

How do you think the class mate who has been violated feels? Did she consent to this? How do you think a class of 14 year olds will react to this picture? What if the picture comes with a story about how the classmate was a slut who he banged last night and took this photo? Is this still harmless fantasising?

Do you think?

The CSAM generator doesn't need to be a CSAM generator...that's by design isn't it...we know this because Musk has had it turned off (but not in all countries because CSAM is apparently fine unless it's legally not).

If the man who owns the CSAM generator makes it so it isn't a CSAM generator anymore (because there is still no valid usecase for this other than for paedophiles to generate CSAM), should he not be compelled to do so?

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Re: Shame There are no doctored images of Musk, and Trump

You need to watch more Southpark :D

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Re: Facilitating Access to NCII and CSAM

It's literally only to do with NCII and CSAM. You don't like Musk being caught out and adopt his affluenza influenced child like view of "freedom".

It's easy:

1) this functionality has been built specifically to do what it does and has been called out for it.

2) It has no legitimate use (tell me the legitimate use please if I am wrong).

3) It needs to be un-built.

Nobody gives a toss if millions of people want to be talked dirty to by a chatbot trained on pornography...that's their choice and what they do with a gym sock in the privacy of their own cum soaked bedsit is their business.

Nearly everybody gives a shit that their children and relatives can be abused online by a tool that has no genuine other purpose than to specifically do this.

"That's it"

I would go a step further and say this is Musk releasing more rage bait to up his pathetic little profile. Maybe he needs more state subsidies for his "private" enterprises. Go on, the US tax payer loves a good Musk subsidy!

AWS flips switch on Euro cloud as customers fret about digital sovereignty

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My downvote was for this:

"and doesn't want England to drag the US into another world war because of what that Hun Fritz said about Our Charlie."

England did not drag the US into any war...the US made a decision based on its own interests and imperialist goals. Sure they lost a few good men...but some people got rich too, no?

Check the history...England lost any say over what the United States of America does or doesn't do in 1783.

Ofcom keeps X under the microscope despite Grok 'nudify' fix

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Re: Geoblocked

Indeed. Which shows Musk has full control over what his tools can and cannot do...he has decided to continue to allow people to abuse women and children in this way. I'm pleased that's crystal clear even if it doesn't stop the abuse: it's his choice and therefore his responsibility. Lets see what happens in time.

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FAIL

To all the ACs who said this was "Technically very difficult because of how complex LLMs are".

Turns out it was a switch...turns out your dogshit LLM is just an old wizard pulling some rusty chains to make child porn come flying out.

Turns out you didn't know as much as you thought you did about how "difficult" it was to switch off Grok's child pornography generator.

Turns out Musk's dogshit chatbot Grok can be told not to do something...if the correct US court threat is issued.

Makes our premier look a bit limp dicked...his chance to actually take action (shut down X until Grok was either disabled or made so it wasn't a child pornography generator) was missed. Sad times. Thank you California!

Bit sad that child pornography mode...sorry...spicy mode will still be available to all good VPNs since Musk couldn't bring himself to actually disable the functionality where there is high demand for it and therefore money to be made from it. Great guy. Great company.

Grok told to cover up as UK weighs action over AI 'undressing'

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Re: Almost time

So...California threatened Grok...and he has switched off his child porn generator in Grok...

...turns out you're full of shit AC...turns out it WAS trivial when his money was threatened. Turns out you don't know JACK SHIT about LLM! Who knew?

Shill.

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Re: Almost time

People with mobile phones? Cameras?

Like I said…Twitter is a tool, not “the truth”.

You said “leftist agenda” so you’re clearly quite slow. Do you mean the panorama edits that the people involved have been fired for? Held to account?

Also let’s not forget Trump DID incite the riots…listen to the demented fool’s speech and come to your own conclusion…but you probably know this…you were probably there.

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Re: Almost time

I’m even sorrier you don’t see the negatives…it’s a tool, not a trusted source of truth.

The same revolutions have been covered extensively by the established free press in democratic countries.

You will find the BBC covering he Iranian rioting now…go and look.

'Imagination the limit': DeadLock ransomware gang using smart contracts to hide their work

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Trollface

Can it be true? A bonefide use for BlockChain?

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