* Posts by Pat Att

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1Gbps, 4K streaming, buffering a thing of the past – but do Brits really even want full fibre?

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Most don't need it ...

Apart from a few people (who will be present in bigger numbers on this site I suspect), it's not currently necessary. If your current link can provide a couple of streaming services and a bit of browsing without falling over then that suits most families.

I think 5G is a bit pointless for most people for similar reasons.

What else can we add to UK.gov's tech project bonfire? Oh yeah, 5G

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What's the point of 5G?

I can download a film in 7 seconds. It still takes me 90 minutes to watch the dam thing. Bar some special (government and industry) uses, I suspect it's the next fancy tech (think "3D TV") we really don't need.

Firefox 68 arrives with darker dark mode, redesigned extensions dashboard

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Re: Push notification in Android

Thanks - I'll give it a go.

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Push notification in Android

I realise that this isn't about Android, but I'm on the brink of removing Firefox from my phone because it insists on giving a stubborn push notification that keeps coming back after I swipe it away, if there is a video on a page I've looked at. Does anyone know how to stop it happening?

Radio-controlled racing car smears some rubber over Goodwood track

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Is 5G beneficial?

From the use cases I've seen, I can't help thinking that 5G is solving a problem that doesn't really manifest itself for most people. I'm not sure why I would like to download a film in 5 second when it still takes may 1.5 hours to watch. A 5 minute download would suit me fine.

I'm sure there are lots of good applications for it, but I've yet to hear them - please tell me I'm wrong below...

Was this quake AI a little too artificial? Nature-published research accused of boosting accuracy by mixing training, testing data

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Nature losing its crown?

What with its take on gender science and now this, Nature is in danger of losing its reputation as the most prestigious journal.

Google's Fuchsia OS Flutters into view: We're just trying out some new concepts, claims exec

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Re: A new OS from Google

Ha, you beat me to it - I just posted a similar thing.

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Re: A new OS from Google

There's only 2 downvotes (on Wed morning, 11.30), and 14 upvotes. That's not exactly "out in force".

Give my regards to Reigate: Print biz Canon to up sticks in the sticks

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Re: Interesting

Ha, fair enough, yes. I have now learnt the origin of berks!

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Re: Interesting

"Berks" is putting it very mildly.

Uh-oh .io: Question mark hangs over trendy tech startup domains as UN condemns British empire hangover

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Re: Get real

France abstained.

Google readies Pixel for the masses, but are the masses ready for Pixel?

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Google phone? They'll have to work hard to regain my trust

There's a whole load of problems you identify that took a good while to correct. I would, in my naivety expect better from them. And when they broke my original Nexus 7 with their software update and never corrected it, I think I'll probably pass on buying any more Google kit for a while.

No Widevine DRM for you! Developer left with two years of work stymied by Google snub

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What about having a link on the asterisk that when you hover over it comes up with a little text box that disappears when the mouse moves off it? That wouldn't be too annoying.

Croydon school rolling in toilet roll after Brexit gift deemed unfit for the Queen's Anus Horribilis

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That's only half the job

Now we need Theresa May to come down and give a lifetime's supply of shit.

Bad news for WannaCry slayer Marcus Hutchins: Judge rules being young, hungover, and in a strange land doesn't obviate evidence

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Re: Isn't that part of what it means to be British?

He thought about renouncing it, but paid up in the end. He's still a yank.

Object-recognition AI – the dumb program's idea of a smart program: How neural nets are really just looking at textures

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Re: No surprise...

Calm down - you are getting too emotional. It's basically a mechanical (well, electronic) process. Just because a picture that's fed into the algorithm looks like previously posted training images of bear fur does not make the system, the algorithm, or the programmers racist.

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Re: No surprise...

I think your definition of racist is different to mine.

Samsung Galaxy's flagship leaks ... don't matter much. Here's why

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No jack, Jack.

Why do these companies all follow along with stupid ideas like removing the headphone jack? Is it just to be able to sell us more disposable crap like rechargeable headphones? (Duh, yes.).

Please cater also for people who like to stick to our £25 reliable corded ones.

OK Google, er, Siri, um, Alexa, can you invalidate these digital assistant patents, please?

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Re: And here magic happens

Except that's not the European attitude: See the Guidelines

Do you feel 'lucky', well, do you, punk? Google faces down magic button patent claim

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patent lawyers have habit of turning written English into a gaspingly turgid explanation of a concept

As a patent attorney I can confirm this.

Florida man stumbles on biggest prime number after working plucky i5 CPU for 12 days straight

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Mersenne

Let's make the most of it. With a name like that they'll be harder to find after Brexit.

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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VPL, erm, I mean VPN

Can anyone recommend a good VPN? Asking for a friend.

The dingo... er, Google stole my patent! Biz boss tells how Choc Factory staff tried to rip off idea from interview

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Re: First to file is now the law

Your patent attorneys are wrong. You don't need to file provisional patent, or any patent, for it to be considered prior art. Any verifiable publication will do. I speak as a patent attorney.

Analogue radio is the tech that just won't die

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Re: Signal Delay

I bought a DAB radio expecting the crystal clear commentary, which I duly got - but the 2+ second delay while the signal gets digitised/compressed, fed through some network or other and then decompressed on my radio made the listening very frustrating

You need my new, pat pending, digital delay glasses. put them on and the world gets delayed by 2 seconds.

I'm working on some that delay by 40 years, for Brexiteers.

What could be more embarrassing for a Russian spy: Their info splashed online – or that they drive a Lada?

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Niet

"After the farcical “identification” of one of the Salisbury accused with a GRU agent by bellingcat, why would anyone believe anything from him? "

What's the weather like in Moscow at the moment?

Fortnite 'fesses up: New female character's jiggly bits 'unintended' and 'embarrassing'

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Re: I'm shocked...

"Anita Sarkeesian is a man-hating, narcissistic, money-grubbing, self-promoting liar of the first order"

She has some stiff competition from the female opinion writers in the Guardian then.

Microsoft gives Windows 10 a name, throws folks a bone

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LibreOffice doesn't quite cut it

For home use, and lots of business uses I'm sure it's fine. When I started my own business 4 years ago I tried to use it. I had to give that up because my business involves sending lots of documents to people where they need to be in a particular format. Things like page numbering and line numbering were a real pain to do, and I got calls saying things were going wrong at their end.

Sadly it was just easier to bite the bullet and buy Word.

Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

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Re: This just underscores that patents are crap

If you've ever tried to get a US patent you'd know that's bollocks. The US patent system isn't great, but they do not make it trivial to get patents granted.

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Re: This just underscores that patents are crap

Not really - the patent is US only, and so it doesn't stop anyone building on it in Europe over the last 20 years. People probably have (I don't know). And if you look at the claims, it's much more specific than what you say.

European Parliament balks at copyright law reform vote

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Well done EU

This is the right result. Copyright is already far too protectionist, and this change would have badly affected smallish companies (not just the Googles of this world). trying to do innovative things online.

The Notch contagion is spreading slower than phone experts thought

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???

WTF is this article about?

IP freely? What a wind-up! If only Trevor Baylis had patent protections inventors enjoy today

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Re: Sorry, Trevor

If you've ever tried to get a US patent you will know they don't just grant any old thing They go through an examination process, and often reject applications based upon their flawed understanding of the prior art. Of course they occasionally let through things that shouldn't be granted, but this is not commonplace - it's just more noticeable when it happens.

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Innacurate article...

There are several problems with this article. I'll point out one. There are no criminal sanctions for patent infringement. Bayliss wanted that, but didn't get it. It would be a disaster if it did come in too. He managed to get criminal sanctions for infringement of registered designs though, which is also a complete shambles.

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Re: Get rid of IP totally

What garbage. If you get rid of patents then there is no incentive for companies to innovate, as anything they come up with will immediately be copied. No more drugs. No electrical device improvements. We'd just keep using the same old stuff we have now, as innovation is expensive.

Horn star Sudan, last male northern white rhino, dies aged 45

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My solution

Shoot the poachers on sight. It's the only way to be sure.

Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

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The cost!!

If Lego wants to sell more then they should do something about their obscene prices. Go to a branch of Wilco (in the UK) and you can get compatible bricks, and fancy designs at about a quarter of the cost of the Lego stuff. The instructions are good too. If more people bought this, then Lego might think twice about fleecing their fans.

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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I'll miss them

I didn't use them much (and it seems nor did many others), but they have helped me out of tight spots before, selling components (yes, they still sell them, in the Worcester branch at least), and the odd other item.

It looks like it'll be mail order only now, which gets expensive when you just want one transistor.

Sony Xperia XZ2: High-res audio but no headphone jack

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No headphone jack?

It can piss right off.

James Damore's labor complaint went over about as well as his trash diversity manifesto

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Learn to read...

So it's clear that there's another journo writing about this memo without actually going to the trouble of reading it. I'd expect better here.

UK worker who sold customers' data to nuisance callers must cough up £1k

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Re: Actual accidents

I usually tell such callers to go an F- themselves, and be as obnoxious as my whereabouts permits. They might get the idea then that they are genuinely pi$$ing people off with their crappy job, and give it up for a better one.

Uber: Ah yeah, we pay women drivers less than men. We can explain!

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The Guardian awaits...

I look forward to this news item filling a few anti-male columns in the Guardian.

Women beat men to jobs due to guys' bad social skills. Whoa – you mad, fellas? Maybe these eggheads have a point...

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Re: Wow...

Personally, I wouldn't believe anything the Guardian say about gender. They are obsessed with it. Or more correctly, they are obsessed with being anti male.

Data-by-audio whizzes Chirp palmed £100k to keep working with EDF

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Apps??

They were programs back then (and still are to me), not apps.

Investigatory Powers Act: You're not being paranoid. UK.gov really is watching you

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Re: sort of confused ?

"I've already made about 10 films today doncha know, including "man in shopping centre", "customer in Next", "citizen in petrol station"...

I really could have done without that changing room scene...

Google touts Babel Fish-esque in-ear real-time translators. And the usual computer stuff

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No headphone socket?

Then it's not for me. The price is rather off-putting too.

'Don't Google Google, Googling Google is wrong', says Google

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Rule 1

Never verb a noun.

Sacre bleu! Apple's high price, marginal gain iPhone strategy leaves it stuck in the mud

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I don't always agree with this author...

But I believe Andrew has got this spot on. Hopefully this will be the product that forces people to re-evaluate their relationship with Apple.

How the CIA, Comcast can snoop on your sleep patterns, sex toy usage

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But which router to choose?

Could you recommend a router that is relatively easy to configure in this way? Preferably too, one to which an external antenna can be added (as I will need it to create a WIFI bridge to a home-office in the garden (or is a separate device usually used for that?)).

Mid-flight jumbo font smartphone text shock sparks kid abuse arrests

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At last! Some justification for my bad habit of reading other people's media, be it newspapers, computers, or phones, that are in view.

FUKE NEWS: Robot snaps inside drowned Fukushima nuke plant

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"Fukushima is a great success"

I paraphrase, but wasn't it something like this that Lewis Page said of Fukushima after the tsunami struck it? I still chuckle at his take on things there.

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