* Posts by Beechside

3 posts • joined 8 Jul 2012

Apple: REIGN OF FIRE coming to Europe courtesy of old iPhone chargers

Beechside

Hell fire

Apple is the corporate antipasta and they will bring the fires of hell unto you. Bring on the rapture when I know I will be safe, wrapped in his noodly appendages.

Ramen.

Google Drive goes titsup for MILLIONS of users

Beechside

What is this millions of which you speak?

Another bloody standard unit of population? We already have MEELIONS and the population of Wales. Don't invent new ones.

Shoddy journalism. . .

Revealed at last: Universe's intergalactic dark matter skeleton

Beechside

Snot what you think...

Yee-ha! Proof of the true origin of the universe. That filament is inconclusively the dribbling snot from the nose of the great green arkleseizure.

Or it could be a huge signpost pointing to heaven or perhaps to Santa's workshop.

Decisions...

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