* Posts by Andy Fletcher

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Using a Lenovo All-In-One? Grab a fire extinguisher!

Andy Fletcher

If I was the 1 in 50000...

...I'd be mad. And possibly dead.

But the 49999 people who got "lucky" wouldn't know or care about it. Of COURSE Lenovo have done a cost/benefit analysis. Put it another way, by your reasoning we would reduce speed limits to zero to avoid traffic deaths. We don't. And as horrible as this sounds, we make an economic decision as a society as to how many deaths are acceptable in terms of the benefits of moving people and produce efficiently.

Samsung shows 'designed for humans' handset

Andy Fletcher

Re: So who did they design for previously? Orangutans?

You did it wrong. If you wanted max downvotes you'd have mentioned another brand.

TIP: "You're holding it wrong"

Ten-year .co.uk domain names now available

Andy Fletcher

Maybe for thier next trick

they could enable some privacy for the WHOIS records on .co.uk domains. Just like the rest of the world does.

Quite why the hell they think that anyone and everyone worldwide has the right to know where I live just because I'm a UK resident who owns a .co.uk has always baffled me. It's not like the authorities couldn't get the info if they needed it from the registrar.

The truth about Apple's mind-boggling low tax rate

Andy Fletcher

Why should something made in China and sold in Germany raise cash for the US government?

Considering it's somehow legal for a German company to send home the profits made from selling UK citizens their own rainwater, I'd put Apple pretty low down the list of bad guys.

Gaia scientist Lovelock: 'I was wrong and alarmist on climate'

Andy Fletcher

Re: Not so fast...

Is it really surprising that if hundreds of people make different predictions one of them turns out to be right? And if 10 years is the blink of an eye (no argument there) 30 years isn't?

Of course, many scaremongers have (very wisely) chosen to make predictions they won't be alive to see happen (or not). Lovelock must be kicking himself.

John Lewis Broadband - genius or foolhardy?

Andy Fletcher

Re: Balls...

@ tleaf100 I've desperately tried to spot sarcasm in your comment, but it looks like you actually mean what you say. Go and have a cup of tea and a lie down or something. I do agree I'm lucky you're not in charge though.

Stray SMS leads to aborted landing

Andy Fletcher

in conversation with a pilot relative on a stormy evening this week

Not via SMS I hope.

Sony 3D PlayStation TV to hit UK at last

Andy Fletcher

Audio

Nice, but until the glasses have audio, and the game can split it so each player get's his own audio I'm not coughing up. Maybe PS4 will do that.

Unemployed offered money to watch grass grow

Andy Fletcher

Re: Quite pants?

Darryl, you are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Cameron 'to change his mind' on the one thing he got right in Defence

Andy Fletcher

Re: Pathetic

Yikes - thanks for destroying my already fragile belief in our electoral system. Next thing you'll be telling me all the real power is in the hands of unelected civil servants.

Apple screws UK disties, punts just 13,000 iPads to channel

Andy Fletcher

Re: Btw..

Nice, you've worked in the channel presumably? Or rather presumably not. There's quite a bit more to it than just "middlemen". Distributors make it possible for smaller tech suppliers to get their products into this country - giving us consumers more choice. That's not even really the primary function - distributors are the creditors for independant retailers, most of which couldn't operate without them. To sum that up, without disties prices would be higher, not lower as the overall effect (were they removed) would be to drastically reduce competition.

Andy Fletcher

Re: "Foxconn-rebrander"?

Not too sure why that sounds surprising or what difference it makes. California probably make some suggestions on spec, but Foxconn's R&D will be doing most of the work. That's how everything is made. Who cares anyway.

Death Star dinosaur aliens could rule galaxy

Andy Fletcher

Intelligence

It hasn't actually been shown to be all that useful. Our dinosaurs never bothered with it and their time on the planet eclipses ours into insignificance. I can buy that life may be inevitable given the right mix of elements and conditions, but I don't buy that intelligence is an inevitable byproduct. There's just so little intelligence around as it is.

German scientists link two labs with ‘universal quantum network’

Andy Fletcher

Re: I am also confused

Each "knows" what the other is doing, instantaneously. Confusion is to be expected. No-one understands quantum tunnelling but everyone Reg reader faithfully trusts data read from a CD/DVD disc to be accurate. What I'm saying is, you're meant to be confused, just like me. That's the magic.

Sony 2011 losses are TWICE as bad as expected

Andy Fletcher

It's not that hard

Vodafone manage to pay no corporation tax. Not sure why Sony can't work that shit out for themselves. Also, I like how most of the comments are whinging about drops in product quality from Sony over the years. I'm afraid if you equate product quality with profitability you haven't understood 21st century economics.

Sony to bring Google TV to Europe

Andy Fletcher

Re: I don't get it

Second that. Why would I want an extra box under my TV to add a function my console has pretty much already covered (and then some).

Google ads 'misleading and deceptive'

Andy Fletcher

It's not tricky at all

Google could quite easily honor trademark owners requests to not allow competitors to bid on trademarked names they don't own. They used to do this, but then decided to open the floodgates and ignore trademarks.

Put that another way, Google don't need to do the policing work, trademark owners would do it for them.

Freeview TV shoved aside for iPad-compatible 4G

Andy Fletcher

Stop taking the mickey out of Google+

I love it. It took ages to find a social network suitable for someone like me who doesn't have any friends.

Game CEO steps down

Andy Fletcher

Out of the Game

Game: Highly polished retailer with squeaky clean floors, well presented staff & prices to match.

GameStation: Bit of a jumble sale staffed by spotty nerds who actually play what they sell.

I buy my games at GameStation. Spotty nerds FTW.

End in sight for IT jobs outsourcing massacre

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Thumb Up

Re: Good for companies but bad for the country

Planning to stand for parliament Mark? You'd probably get in with your reg comment as a manifesto.

'Now we understand what's required to explode a supernova' - NASA

Andy Fletcher

Re: Consequences...

Hang on. I know the Chandrasekhar limit applies to white dwarfs, but didn't know it automatically meant the things would blow up if it got exceeded. Don't some of them collapse to form neutron stars? And if that is the case, isn't it more likely for one that only just exceeded the limit to collapse, whereas two colliding and exceeding the limit by a huge margin in a tiny amount of time more likely to blow up?

UK drivers' privates fondled overseas in new outsource plan

Andy Fletcher

Yup

Data protection considerations aside, any money generated from this farcical scheme should damn well stay in this country where it belongs.

Free apps suck your power: researchers

Andy Fletcher

Free stuff costs more?

Who's honestly surprised? "Free" doesn't mean you don't pay for stuff (maybe it should). It means there's a cost the "seller" hopes you'll not notice. I'm surprised to see Reg readers who clearly haven't cottoned on yet.

Google: No SEO boost from vanity top-level domain grab

Andy Fletcher

Surprised? Really?

Subdomains never had any impact on ranking. Neither did domain extensions (at least not in terms of what the characters in them might refer to). And obviously a registrar is going to try and convince us nitwit buyers otherwise.

Atmospheric CO2 set to soar - OECD

Andy Fletcher

Re: Heres

Nope - a lift from a mate, or a bus ticket would strike me as being economically viable options.

Andy Fletcher

Re: Heres

I love how that's always given as the justification for wind turbines. A good analogy being the well known fact that everyone in the UK has a private helicoptor just in case their car breaks down one morning.

Andy Fletcher

Re: The solution is still nuclear.

Didn't Brain Cox reckon in his last program that global investment in fusion technology amounted to a (paltry) $1billion.

Somehow, billions spent on climate research and horseshit like windpower to combat other billions spent on (currently) economically viable fossil fuel energy production is the way we've decided to go. Who the hell is in charge here. Feels like no-one.

Mobile banking security bypassed in fiendish malware blag

Andy Fletcher
Happy

Foolproof

I've never had money taken from my account by a fraudster. By never having any.

Paper pictures failed hostage rescue with Call of Duty shot

Andy Fletcher

It's an outrageous slander

SOAP wouldn't have failed the mission.

Microsoft 'yanked optical drive from Xbox 720'

Andy Fletcher

Re: Of course there won't be an optical drive

Sure - not everyone has fast enough broadband. But MS know a huge percentage of their userbase (I would be amazed if it was less than 98%) do. You simply don't add a large expense to the cost of your hardware that 100% of your users have to pay for simply to pander to 2% of them. It's harsh, but that's how it is. Whether I agree with it or not, we're about to witness the death of physical media sales, and the second hand games market.

Andy Fletcher

Of course there won't be an optical drive

MS knows full well they dropped a clanger making the XBox360 with a DVD drive, whereas Sony added BluRay. That's why Sony were able to get exclusives because no gamer can be bothered with 6 discs.

I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised that discs will disappear altogether pretty soon. It's an outdated way to distribute digital media and has been for a long time now. No-one noticed how aggressively Amazon is pursuing digital content distribution online? They aren't stupid. Retailers selling physical media should have woken up to this 5 years ago. They're screwed.

Solar storm arrives, nobody notices

Andy Fletcher

Prediction of global catastrophe...

...turns out to be wrong eh? Who would've predicted that.

SUPERCOMPUTER vs your computer in bang-for-buck battle

Andy Fletcher

Re: Other rows that would be interesting in that table...

Pretty sure people are still clustering PS3's (the ones that are doing research). They don't really need PSN access to run nuclear detonation simulations.

Google’s privacy policy: Incoherent and confusing

Andy Fletcher

Criticisms of Google’s Privacy Policy

Incoherent and confusing. And that's just how I likes it.

Apple: We never said Siri would actually work in the UK

Andy Fletcher

Re: I cant help it but...

True. Although you meant the Mitsubushi Starrion. Buddy of mine in the car import trade told me the story years ago.

Andy Fletcher

I don't get this at all

Vodafone were able to pass the buck to Apple? When Vodafone is the publisher? So.....I can post what the hell I want on the web and if anyone questions the content I can refer them to the source of the material. That's one helluva loophole for anyone wanting to post hate, porn or whatever right there. Just when I thought a had a tenuous grip on liability law I read something like this.

Crap PINs give wallet thieves 1-in-11 jackpot shot

Andy Fletcher

Re: Simple solution...

I love it. A solution described as simple, when it in fact makes things more complicated. Do you work in local government?

Climate models need revising: Droughts, heat waves not such a big deal

Andy Fletcher

Scientists agree - at last

Although agreeing that the climate is going to change in the future doesn't sound particularly Earth shattering news to me. It hasn't ever managed to stay the same for long. I notice, for instance, the temperature has changed today compared to yesterday. I don't have a $2.4 billion budget either, just a window.

Apple antagonist Proview unveils its own iPad

Andy Fletcher

Re: Must absolutely everything in the world involve Apple?

Yes

Proview fears fanbois will derail iPad export ban bid

Andy Fletcher

Re: Re: Here's a thought

Wow. Three people who seriously believe an iPad is "worth" £300 when a host of competitors somehow manage to make similar products and sell them for less than £100. I'll let you in on the secret - any product is only worth what a customer is willing to pay for it. Also thanks for letting me know you can buy an iPad outside the US. I had no idea.

Andy Fletcher

Here's a thought

Hey Apple, you charge a fortune for your kit anyway, why not have it made in the USA and support the economy your customers live in? Margins would go down, but you stay in buiness.

Conclusive proof of human activity causing glacier to vanish

Andy Fletcher

Seriously?

It's a crime to profit from the results of precipitation? Has anyone noticed Thames Water appear to be committing it too?

Adobe adds Flash sandboxing to Firefox

Andy Fletcher

Wait...

Adobe have a senior security researcher? I'll be damned.

PSN renamed Sony Entertainment Network

Andy Fletcher

In their official statement...

"We have taken measures to ensure the PSN is never hacked again. By changing the name to SEN."

Boffins one step closer to invisible shed

Andy Fletcher

Damn it

I was going to say "pictures or it didn't happen". Guess I did it anyway.

Billions of net-ready boxes in homes by 2016

Andy Fletcher

No

I'm already watching YouTube at least twice (probably as much as x10) as much as the idiot box. My three teenage children are too. Only my wife watches the box more than the net.

Scientists shift electron orbits for atomic storage and quantum computing

Andy Fletcher

Probably

If they can get hold of a reasonable quantity of Jumbonium.

Page won't show his ring to prove Google+ 'engagement'

Andy Fletcher

Same here but...

...that's not really how it works now is it? The basic premise has to be that the users encourage new users. It's not really a "social network" if the recruitment is done by the company that owns it.

I'm trying since I closed my FB account, but it's hard as hell to convince even tech types who have a G account already to use it. And yes, I feel slightly dirty doing marketing for Google but my dislike of Facebook overcomes that.

SOPA is dead. Are you happy now?

Andy Fletcher

@Titus Technophobe

Irrelevant? How much do you think David Prowse, Anthony Daniels & Kenny Baker made out of being in Star Wars. Not much. And they just got paid for their work - no ongoing gravy train for them. The whole system is a mess, and wages are disproportional. And therin lies the problem - usually supply and demand dictate pricing. Crap like SOPA is simply an industry trying to protect itself from natural market forces.

Apple launches three-pronged education assault

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Yeah, I did try

But the school issued the work in the newer .ppsx format. Couldn't get Open Office to play ball with it.

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