* Posts by Oengus

1113 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Jun 2012

Australia blocks Huawei, ZTE from 5G rollout

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Five Eyes

The pair cited concern that Huawei would be subject to Chinese government influence, which would put Australia's national security at risk.

So we will only have hardware from manufacturers that we can assert influence over through the five eyes partnership so we can invisibly control and track our population and put their personal freedoms at risk.

US tech circles wagons as India reviews data protection proposals

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Business Model

saying he was concerned at data being moved offshore without the consent of end users.

I thought that was a business model for a lot of Indian tech companies... oh, sorry wait, that is about moving foreign users data onshore without their consent. That's a big difference.

Connected car data handover headache: There's no quick fix... and it's NOT just Land Rovers

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If you jump into the world of electric cars (I'm on my 2nd and let's face it, they are coming for all of you) you're kind of forced into the entire connected world.

That is only because someone chose to design it that way. There are alternatives but those don't give the manufacturer "valuable" personal information that can be on sold. Devices can connect to the car to control those features without the need for connectivity to the outside world.

As it turns out, no, you can't just run an unlicensed Bitcoin money exchange

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Re: Why not use a Mexican Bank?

My guess is because they would want more than the 5% commission he was getting...

Prenda lawyer pleads guilty to moneyshot honeypot scheme

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Re: It's a shame

I for one have enjoyed the entertainment, although if I had been sued I might have taken less pleasure in it.

So you're one of those that downloaded and, presumably, watched the video...

Face-PALM: US Patent and Trademark Office database down for 5 days and counting

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Re: Nice to see ..

or in this case it seems more like "It Beats Me".

Baddies of the internet: It's all about dodgy mobile apps, they're so hot right now

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Re: My Android phone is VERY secure

Mine is really secure because after I loaded all of the anti-virus/anti-malware/anti-id theft apps I could find I found there was no space left to store other apps...

Google bod wants cookies to crumble and be remade into something more secure

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Re: Riiiight....

I doubt that Google/Alphabet will be too happy with this concept

What do you want to bet that he has come up with an idea that allows the tracking that he hasn't published. An idea that mere mortals will find hard to implement but the likes of Alphabet and FB with their mega resources will be able to implement so they can keep tracking...

Too many leftover screws? Ikea website backend goes TITSUP

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"stretching between last Thursday (10 August) and yesterday"

There's the problem... there is something wrong with the Swedish calendar... by my reckoning last Thursday was the 9th of August.

Faxploit: Retro hacking of fax machines can spread malware

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Re: Denial of Service

or looping the paper and sending a continuous page...

It's official: TLS 1.3 approved as standard while spies weep

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Look out in Australia

TLS is tightening security at the same time as the Australian Government is mandating "not backdoors" (as seen on The Reg). What could possibly go wrong? Will this mean that Australian sites will need to implement weaker security and leave us exposed or do we run the risk of invoking the ire of the Australian security agencies?

When's a backdoor not a backdoor? When the Oz government says it isn't

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The Holy Trinity

"the government wants to apprehend terrorists, paedophiles and organised crime"

Ah, the Holy Trinity of the security agencies. Why is that every privacy invading idea from the governments and security agencies across the globe have the same target but the legislation is always so broad that it encompasses everyone?

Google keeps tracking you even when you specifically tell it not to: Maps, Search won't take no for an answer

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Flame

More personalized experiences

How can I get it through to these megacorps that I don't want "more personalized experiences". I want my data to remain MY data and not be tracked every second.

I would rather scroll through 2 or 3 (or more) pages of raw results rather than get their "sanitized and personalized" results because their algorithm really doesn't know what I am looking for by my past searches.

Need a facial recognition auto-doxxx tool? Social Mapper has you covered

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Re: Go for it

You might find my picture in someone else's profile, I can't stop people posting images that I am coincidental in, but good luck finding any profile for me on any social media.

Brain brainiacs figure out what turns folks into El Reg journos, readers

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Pessimist

Definition of a pessimist: An optimist with experience.

When people ask me why I am so pessimistic I reply "Simple. It saves time".

It is Friday afternoon. Almost beer o'clock. The weekend is looking good.

I wonder if the beer will have any effect on my "caudate nuclei"?

Second-hand connected car data drama could be a GDPR minefield

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Re: Paid and Unpaid Legal Advice...

Jag modify the contract customers sign on taking on a vehicle: Customer consents to Jag letting selected third-parties such as subsequent owners of the vehicle have access to vehicle data;

Isn't the actual issue that the subsequent owners don't have access to the data. The new owner has no contract with Jag and has no access to any data without the original owner performing an action. The original owner has all of the access, regardless of the number of times the vehicle changes hands, until the original owner relinquishes their rights.

Surprise, surprise. Here comes Big Cable to slay another rule that helps small ISPs compete

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Re: Yay for Sonic

Can you get them to come down under and offer that kind of service in Australia. I'd sign up tomorrow. I am still waiting for the NBN to be available is an upmarket Sydney suburb and it looks like I will be waiting for months yet. Even when the NBN finally arrives it won't be fibre to the premises and they definitely won't offer 1Gb...

Oi, clickbait cop bot, jam this in your neural net: Hot new AI threatens to DESTROY web journos

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Joke

What is clickbait?

Just about every item on page one of any search engine's results (especially Google).

'Can you just pop in to the office and hit the power button?' 'Not really... the G8 is on'

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Re: Long ago.

We had a new IBM AS/400 that had 16 Fax cards installed to receive faxes with Credit card applications and file them automatically for processing. All of our branches had Xerox fax machines installed. We had issues with faxes not receiving correctly. IBM assured that they had tested the system with the particular model of Fax machine we used and it worked fine so the problem must be with the setup of the Fax machines.

We had an Xerox engineer come on site and I watched as he whistled down the line to get he fax machines and fax cards to negotiate the connection. He was even able to listen and tell if the machines were responding correctly.

In the end we determined that the issue was that IBM had tested with US homologated fax machines and we were using Australian model fax machines. There was a difference in the levels output by the Australian fax machines so the IBM engineer bought in a jury-rigged attenuator to reduce the levels on the line and the fax machines worked properly.

So from first hand experience I can assure you that some people could indeed whistle down the phone line to get fax machines and modems to respond.

Prof claims Lyft did a hit-and-run on his ride-sharing tech patent

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Re: Also Known as ....

I have a 1995 BMW 740IL that has a GPS navigation system built in and is fully integrated with the vehicle entertainment system. The interface is a bit "clunky" compared to more modern GPS systems and it is a bit slow finding routes but it is fully functional and still can be updated to the latest maps. So GPS systems were definitely available prior to 2000.

Politicians fume after Amazon's face-recog AI fingers dozens of them as suspected crooks

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Predictive

Maybe the AI isn't matching the pictures but predicting the future of the politicians shades of "Minority Report".

Y'know... Publishing tech specs may be fair use, says appeals court

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Re: Ummm?

I would have thought this is a more likely scenario for the display of government documents...

All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. ... What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout.

You can't make them too available. Someone might read them.

Tech team trapped in data centre as hypoxic gas flooded in. Again

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Oops

At the computer centre I was working in during the 80's in the days of 1/2" reel tapes. We had 2 halon systems; a small system protecting the tape library and a much larger system protecting the remainder of the centre.

The tape library was only "manned" during the day shift with the tape librarian preparing the trolleys of tapes for the overnight processing and filling the "Off-Site" storage boxes.

One day (without notice or reason) the Halon in the tape library triggered. This was in the middle of the day when the Shift Supervisor was in the library working with the librarian checking the boxes to be sent "Off-Site". When the Halon went off the librarian and Shift Supervisor raced out of the room. To this day I swear that the librarian had the Shift Supervisor's foot prints up the middle of her back. I have never seen "Big Al" (the Shift Supervisor) move so fast.

Heatwave shmeatwave: Brit IT departments cool their racks – explicit pics

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Re: I always like when people put flammable materials...

They are all currently locked away in the H&S dept because we don't have any staff certified to use them (and no one will put up budget to go on a training course).

Big contenders in the broadband chart this week, but who will be #1? Well, not Britain

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Be glad...

Britain's place in global mobile broadband speed rankings has slipped four places to 35th, according to a survey.

Be glad for your position although you have slipped... I had a look at our position and while we have moved up 3 places we are still well down in 52nd place and I still can't connect to the new NBN despite the fact that I live in an affluent suburb of Sydney. I am lucky to get half of the "Mean Download speed" even during off-peak times.

Security guard cost bank millions by hitting emergency Off button

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IBM Customer Engineer

Back in the early 80's I was working for a major bank. We had 2 identical IBM System 370/145s. Our production system ran the on-line system for every branch in the state (the second system was always powered up and usually running dev workloads). Fortunately we swapped systems each day to ensure that both were fully operational and capable of running the production system.

We had a IBM customer engineer (CE) on site most of the time. One day the usual engineer bought in a new trainee to introduce to the staff. When the normal CE went on holidays the newbie was to take over for a couple of weeks.

On the first day the new CE was running solo he was walking past the production system, looked at the "Big Red Switch" (actually white with red lettering) that was at the top right hand corner of the main console labelled "Emergency Pull", commented "what's that doing in?" and, before anyone could stop him, he reached up and pulled the switch. The role of the "Emergency Pull" was to cut all power to the system immediately. It did this by tripping every circuit breaker in the system. The room went into "panic mode". We knew we had 15 minutes before the phones would start ringing off the hook (the branches had instructions to wait 15 minutes before calling the computer centre in case of an outage). All jobs on the back up system were cancelled and job queues flushed. The "on-line" system was bought up on the back up system as fast as we could and service restored just before the 15 minute deadline.

The CE was marched out the door and told to never return. Our IBM rep was called to reinforce the order. Another CE who had experience with our site was called in and spent the next 2 days cursing his colleague as he worked to get the system back up.

A £1.3m prize for a plunging share price at BT? Not so fast...

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No, you will still get laid off but just before they do they will bring in a new redundancy policy that cuts your entitlements or find a way to avoid paying entitlements altogether because of financial hardship.

IBM memo to staff: Our CEO Ginni is visiting so please 'act normally!'

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Re: Desks should be clear anyway,...

I remember one job I was in where one manager (not my manager) berated me for failing to follow the company's clean desk policy. I ask him what on my desk violated the policy (it was piled high with reference manuals and program specs that I working on). He was unable to tell me so I quoted the clean desk policy word for word and pointed out that nothing on my desk violated the policy and if he had an issue he should take it up with my manager. My manager was in his office laughing his head off...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a giant alien space cigar? Whatever it is, boffins are baffled

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Rama

We have discovered Rama. Now we need to organise a "Rendezvous with Rama"...

Who wants to cram some BOFH skills into their brains? How about from, er, Google?

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Re: BOFH wages

Wages should just be pocket change

Wages are just the number reported to the Tax Orifice...

Happy birthday, you lumbering MS-DOS-based mess: Windows 98 turns 20 today

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I remember

I remember spec'ing a brand new PC.

  • Dual PII Xeon 450,
  • SuperMicro motherboard,
  • as much RAM as I could stuff on the motherboard,
  • Dual SCSI controller on board,
  • 2 of the highest speed (and capacity) HDDs I could find,
  • top of the line Sound Blaster card,
  • the best AGP Graphics card I could find that was compatible with the mother board.

Cost an absolute fortune back in the day. It came with Win 98 SE loaded. I was very happy with that PC for a lot of years (and still fire it up occasionally to run some classic games. It was extremely stable and very rare to have a BSOD.

Ahhh. the memories.

Software engineer fired, shut out of office for three weeks by machine

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Been there

I had a similar thing happen to me. I was a contractor employed on a fixed term contract. The manager set the contract to expire at the end of the financial year. Automated e-mails were sent to the manager 30 days, 14 days and 7 days before the end of the contract with the option of extending. My manager verbally confirmed to me that I would be working on the End of year processes for payroll. He, however, didn't respond to the e-mails. (I didn't even know about the "end of contract date" in the system as it was purely an admin thing that was required for all contractors).

I come in on the first day of the new financial year and login, all Okay. Around 10:00am (Midnight GMT) I start getting messages that I don't have access to shared folders, my e-mail stops receiving e-mails and other "strange" events start happening. I log a call with the helpdesk and they come back with the message that I have been terminated in the system. My manager starts frantically trying to get me back on the system as I am critical to the End of Financial year process and need access for the company to be able to meet some legislative deadlines. We were advised that we couldn't stop the process once it had started. All we could do was wait for the next issue and have my access manually restored. Fortunately I could have my access reinstated once the process had moved on to the "next step".

We spent the next 3 weeks fixing my access as different issues came up. That manager never again ignored the "End of Contract" e-mails...

What can you do when the pup of programming becomes the black dog of burnout? Dude, leave

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Best sentence.

In other words, dealing with managerial bullshit and toil drives a great deal of stress.

Truer words were never spoken. We have management by bean counters. If they think there is a way to save a few cents in the short term they will take it. They don't give two hoots about the long term consequences. Because something "works" for senior management they think the same can be applied across the workforce. They then expect the IT team to make it work for everyone regardless of the opinion of the IT staff.

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Re: It's time to quit IT and go and work somewhere that you enjoy

I know the feeling. After 40 years in IT I am about to be pushed out the door because of a reorg and I can't be happier about it. I have watched the IT roles go from fun and rewarding to menial BS. Currently I am working on a project which has all of the coding being done in India. We have a challenge that the India team (internal and outsourced) have been working on for months. I gave them a month head start (because it "wasn't my job") and when I realised they were going nowhere I asked the boss if he wanted me to "have a look". It took me 4 days to come up with a solution that is far more elegant and manageable than the only solution I have seen from the Indian team but management don't want to know about it. It has now been a month since I presented my solution and I await the results that the other team have come up with (should be presented today - if the meeting isn't postponed yet again).

I have made the decision that my next job will be a Traffic controller. Time to get out of IT where unappreciative management don't care and have the mentality that I can be replaced by some teenage just out of high school with no real world knowledge and no original thoughts. I want a job where I am paid for the hours I work and if I work outside "normal" hours or additional hours I get paid penalty rates. I can then make IT a hobby and have it become fun again.

Microsoft says Windows 10 April update is fit for business rollout

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Re: FS@*! Windows

Consulting Fee to fix Windows update F*!kups - 1 Bottle of Jack Daniels. Saves you a trip to the shop...

Creepy software knows what you are about to do... to that poor salad

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Re: This could have potential...

It will probably be an improvement over the plot lines of most of the recent TV shows and a vast improvement over the crappy reality cooking shows that seem to have mushroomed over the last few years.

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What it really needs to be able to do

it would predict what tool a mechanic might need next.

Predicting the tool is easy. What I really need this software to do is tell me where the damn bolt (or spanner) I just dropped ended up.

Oddly enough, when a Tesla accelerates at a barrier, someone dies: Autopilot report lands

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Reading the article I think that the Tesla realised that it was not in the correct lane and was moving itself to get it into the correct lane... It just had a hard interrupt in the process.

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1- Adaptive Cruise Control

2- Collision Avoidance Control

3- Lane Following Control

4- Lane Change Control

FTFY

Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

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Re: Two million bugs?

Its called Windows.

Foolish foodies duped into thinking Greggs salads are posh nosh

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Re: the queue to punch this guy...

If not, the punchin' queue forms right over here. A quid a pop.

Do I get a bulk discount with a tenner? (maybe a bakers dozen)

Telegram crypto-chat chap says Apple has 'restricted' its app updates worldwide

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I do love an optimist...

"The Register has contacted Apple for comment"

From Russia with(out) Zuck: Popular Facebook boss gets another invite to turn down

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Global

Even small countries like Papua New Guinea are starting to look closely at facebook. They are looking at a one month ban on the site. Maybe there is room for a new social media site that respects people's privacy desires and complies with the laws in the different countries.

German court snubs ICANN's bid to compel registrar to slurp up data

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Re: How entirely...

Maybe so but my popcorn futures are still looking good. There are going to be so many of these cases.

Court says 'nyet' to Kaspersky's US govt computer ban appeal

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Make it attractive to not ban them

Maybe Kaspersky Lab should by the companies that supply Cellbrite and GrayKey phone cracking software so that the TLAs need to deal with them to get access to those locked mobile phones that are so essential to national security.

Samsung escapes obligation to keep old phones patched

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Re: Phone contracts

The issue here is that the contract is taken out with the carrier/mobile phone provider. Seldom is the contract with the manufacturer. It should be the carrier/provider's responsibility for the updates. If people stopped buying a particular brand from the carriers because of the lack of support maybe the carriers would apply pressure on the manufacturers.

BCC is hard, OK? Quite a lot of orgs blurted your email addresses in GDPR mailouts

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Re: Doh!

I have seen more than one e-mail where the person hit "Reply All" when they meant to only respond to the originator with some very "pointed" comments about some of the other recipients... One such response landed the person in front of HR and resulted in an official reprimand...

'Incomprehensible failure' – Canada's $1bn Phoenix payroll IT fiasco torched by auditors

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Universal

I just worked on a payroll implementation and we had exactly the same issues... management emphasising schedule and budget over function. Management trying to get us to bypass testing for the sake of the schedule and really pushing back when issues were raised. The last thing that the project manager wanted to hear was that something didn't work as expected and the response was always "Can we fix it after we go live?" The big issue still is "retroactive actions". The project manager had us go to senior management to request that they completely ban backdated changes (in this organisation that is never going to happen) because the payroll system couldn't handle it. Even now there are issues with some backdated actions that require manual calculations (when we find out that it has happened) to have people paid correctly.

As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

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Pravda

Wasn't Pravda the propaganda newspaper of the Russian communist party?

With Musk running the "new" Pravda I can see it being heavily censored and become a propaganda tool for Musk and his cronies just like the Russian version.

Doc 'Cluetrain' Searls' privacy engine project is just the ticket for IEEE

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Re: Machine-readable Privacy Terms

each accompanied with a check-box to signify approval

With the default being "No Approval" or "Protect privacy" and a master checkbox to rapidly select/deselect all in a single click.