* Posts by monkeyfish

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Apple fanbois warned: No, Cupertino HASN'T built a Bitcoin mining function into Macs

monkeyfish

Re: trolling idiots

'good judgement only comes from experience and the best experience comes from bad judgement'

I'd say you have to break at least 3 PCs to point of having to re-install everything before you actually have clue what your doing with them. But maybe I'm just thick.

monkeyfish

Re: The mightiest of the seven sins

Seriously, has anyone actually handed over their life savings to Nigerian Oil heirs? Really?

Google tells EFF: Android 4.3's privacy tool was a MISTAKE, we've yanked it

monkeyfish

So why not have the permission for the internet connection disabled for apps that require it for adverts? I've not got ad supported apps for that reason, I don't like apps that have free rein to fetch whatever they want. I'd prefer google to make separate permission that is 'internet access to the ad network' as opposed to the whole internet (i.e. the app only has permission to access a single ip where the ads come from). Then that option could be un-blockable from app-ops.

Google embiggens its fat vid pipe Chromecast with TEN new supported apps

monkeyfish

Re: RealPlayer?

I think I've found it trying to install itself when installing something else a la yahoo toolbar. If you blindly click 'ok' then you'll likely end up with it, along with all the other crudware that caused the computer to need fixing.

monkeyfish

Re: UK?

I found 4OD on it last night, and can confirm that it works on the cheapest Roku LT. Yey! That was the only thing missing when I bought it as far as I was concerned. Christened with the first episode of Adam & Joe. Green Wing tonight! I realise I could watch it on the computer or any of the other devices, but I just can't seem to be bothered to watch TV on anything other than the TV. Probably the best £35 I spent this year.

monkeyfish

Re: UK?

I bought a roku box when the chromecast was first mentioned (on the suggestion from a helpful commentard right here on the reg). It was £35 in Dixons at the time, and works with iplayer and netflix. Unfortunately that's about all it does, no 4OD for example. But for turning an older TV set into a semi-smart one at a low cost, it's perfect.

EDIT: 4OD might well be available for it as of last month! If this site is correct, I'll have to check tonight. http://advanced-television.com/2013/11/27/4od-joins-now-tv-roku/

How the UK's national memory lives in a ROBOT in Kew

monkeyfish

Furture of web archiving?

"This is the future of web archiving," says Thomas, picking up a tape, adding, "at the moment".

So that would be the, er, present of web archiving?

monkeyfish

And what language do you propose we write it in? Hieroglyphs?

Fragged, fragged and thrice fragged! 20 years of id Software’s Doom

monkeyfish

Re: use on a network....

Thomas? Is that you? The 386 was a bit crap though, had to have the screen res so low it was just a little box in the centre of the screen.

When the lights went out: My 'leccy-induced, bog floor crawling HORROR

monkeyfish

Re: While still a young nipper

Then get a different DAB radio, mine lasts for about 40 hours. Admittedly it cost £40 on top of a £100 pure evoke, but still, I rarely have to charge it more than once a month.

monkeyfish

Re: Dark bog

The distinct lack of urinals should also be be a key indicator of being in the wrong area altogether.

I, too, have been caught out by out toilet lights off system, but managed to wipe, flush, and escape without injury or embarrassment. I think they lengthened the time after pretty much everyone taking dump got caught out in the first couple of weeks.

Lightning strikes USB bosses: Next-gen jacks will be REVERSIBLE

monkeyfish

" what's the driving force behind "just like USB, only square"?"

It was also intended that USB A was the host (i.e. PC) and USB B was the peripheral (i.e. printer, scanner, camera, whatever). But then USB flash drives came along and it made sense to put USB A on the peripheral so you didn't need a cable. There should never have been USB A to A cables, but not everyone followed the standard, so the standard was screwed. Plus things like digital cameras, for example, pretty much never had a B connection even though they should have, something to do with the fact it could also be the host (plugged directly into the printer)? The nice thing about USB standards is that there are so many to choose from!

Digital GIANTS in BLOODY battle to put your EYEBALLS in a JAR

monkeyfish

Re: Wither telly?

Didn't AOL have a near monopoly once?

monkeyfish

Re: Digital GIANTS in BLOODY battle to put your EYEBALLS in a JAR

They can't stop IT, you fool, they can only bite at it's hand!

MPs back call to boycott low-taxed tat from Amazon over Xmas

monkeyfish

Re: Good Luck with that

Quite, at least Amazon use the tax avoidance to make things cheaper, unlike starbucks that didn't pay tax but still charged the same. They are also the path of least resistance, since the many alternatives will involve me shopping at multiple places rather than a single source. Amazon are also fairly trustworthy and have always made it easy to return crap that didn't work/wasn't as advertised, who knows what the alternatives will do? As for screwing local shops, aren't quite a lot of the products on amazon actually third parties anyway, usually someones local shop.

Microsoft wields turkey knife, slices Surface to $199 for Black Friday

monkeyfish

Re: £122 + VAT?

Even if it was £200 in the old £=$ exchange rate it would be a good deal. Still have to remember that half of the 32GB disk space is OS, but even then most 10" droids of that price are 16GB or less to start with.

Why BURN Facebook after reading when you can 'save it for later'?

monkeyfish

Re: How on earth is it like Yahoo in 2000?

I'm guessing it's because they are trying to be all things to all people? Yahoo (and AOL) attempted to keep you only on their site by providing all kinds of services like news, messaging, email, search, all inward pointing links. Facebook does email, messaging etc on top of the social network thing, now they've added news to that too.

Google to CyanogenMod: YOU! GIT yore warranty-BUSTING ASS outa Play

monkeyfish

'I accept that I'm on my own from this point forward'

Upvoted for that idea. Brilliant. That would save all kinds of trouble when installing stuff, instead of just blindly clicking 'OK', force the user to type something meaningful like 'yes I really do want you to install the yahoo! toolbar with that'. Or force users to actually open the terms for service by typing text from paragraph 12, line 3... The possibilities are endless!

Hello! Still here! Surface 2! Way better than iPad! says slightly desperate Microsoft

monkeyfish

Re: Microsoft and advertising

Some of the winpho ones, while not great, are on the line of acceptable. Certainly less vomit inducing than the current crop of ipad/iphone "designed in california" ads. But yes, MS are generally terrible, remember the win7 "designed by me" ads? Presumably win8 was designed by someone else.

Hooters, shooters and looters: Eidos’s Tomb Raider

monkeyfish

As the article suggests, if you'd been playing PC games then maybe the cut-scenes weren't that new. But if like me you had a megadrive until the PS came down to about £200 a couple of years after launch, and Tomb Raider was released about the same time, then the upgrade from Sonic 2 pretty much blew your mind...

Google underwrites Firefox another year, even as Chrome outpaces it

monkeyfish

Re: Bizarre

@Oh Homer. I upvoted you, but mainly because you linked to the previous firefox article that shows the latest look of firefox is to become... chrome. Seriously what is the point of them making an identical browser? Same with Opera. I stopped using chrome because:

a) Constantly changing the version number makes it impossible to search for issues/bug fixes (if I have an issue that applies to v15 through to v24, how on earth do I search for that?)

b) Constantly changing the UI annoys me

c) I like a separate search box

Since Firefox 4, a) and b) were already like chrome, and c) was all that was holding me to them. Opera were great until v15 also. Why are they all falling over themselves to look and behave like Chrome? If I wanted a browser that looked like Chrome, behaved like Chrome, and pushed me to Google search like Chrome, I would use bloody Chrome!

/rant, deep breath, I really should stop caring so much about these things, I'm sure there are more important things in life...

JESUS battery HEALS itself - might make electric cars more practical

monkeyfish

Standards

It seems to me that what we need is a 'standard' electric vehicle battery, standard in terms of shape, size, connections and nominal voltage. Make it modular enough that a high performance car or large vehicle just has more of them. That way, when you come to replace the battery, you can replace it with the latest and greatest battery technology without any further modifications.

If this doesn't terrify you... Google's computers OUTWIT their humans

monkeyfish

Damn it El Reg

Due to the insistence of calling yourself El Reg*, I am constantly reading AI as Al. Who the hell is this Al and what does he want with googles computers anyway?

*Plus the fact ariel makes no distinction between I and l

Look at how many ways we ruin your life, Redmond boasts

monkeyfish

Re: I wonder

Or to put it another way:

53 per cent have not worked while on vacation

80 per cent of parents have not worked while at a child's event or activity

73 per cent of people don't work while eating out

81 per cent of people have not worked while going to the bathroom

So that's most of us then...

PlayStation daddy on new PS4: She's ALL 'PLAY', NO 'Station' this time

monkeyfish

Re: The PS3 was and still is a top-notch product

The PS1 ran at 33mhz? My God, that was one slow processor.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SI#Prefixes

SPACE, the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of the star probe Cassini

monkeyfish

tasking...shudder

..pics of mother Terra from so far off are rare as tasking them generally risks..

Please please please can we leave crappy management/PR/HR speak out of a tech site? Please?

New Internet Explorer chief is man behind Windows Phone reboot

monkeyfish

Chrome forced IE re-development?

What? IE development stopped at IE6. Chrome came out after IE7, so had nothing to do with IE re-starting development. Firefox? Yes. Opera? Yes. But Chrome? No.

Three Men in a Tardis

monkeyfish

Pedant.

I hereby deny the existence of sub-unity ordinal numbers (I can't believe no-one else did it before me, bloody pedants, probably re-reading the whole article in triplicate before posting their objections).

Backup software for HDD and Cloud

monkeyfish

Thank-you for all the replys

It's given me a lot to look into. Not sure if I'm going to use the cloud anymore, the 2 drives (with one kept in the office) solution seems pretty simple, and I'm all for keeping it simple. But I'll still have a good look at the others when I get time. Thanks.

monkeyfish

None, but what are the chances your house burns down at the same time your cloud provider goes titsup?

monkeyfish

Backup software for HDD and Cloud

I've been looking at using google drive to backup photos and such should the house burn down. I already use an external HDD for local backups, but do it manually. I'm looking for some recommendations for software that would handle backing up files to the external drive and a cloud service. But I'd like to stay away from using, say, googles own drive software, because I might decide to use dropbox, or MS, or whoever (or utilise all of the above for maximum storage). I want a single backup program to rule them all, and running in win7, please. Any ideas?

While the BBC drools over Twitter, look what UK's up to: Hospital superbug breakthrough

monkeyfish

Destroy all twitter and fakebook users.

Don't be ridiculous man! Don't you realise Facebook and Twitter are the lightning rods of the internet? Where have all the spammers gone? What about all the crap chain emails, or pictures of puppies with cute slogans? It used to come into your inbox. But all of that crap circulates on twatbook now, avoid these places and you avoid all that junk as well!! Don't say they've never done anything for us.

monkeyfish

Re: [snipped by mod]

To be fair, I don't think the The Gadget Show was ever supposed to be a serious look at modern technology. It's on at a time when kids are still up, and its something you could watch with them. If they started doing pieces on the relative merits of tech privacy vs using your data to give you a service, they'd probably loose their audience (both figuratively and in reality).

You've been arrested for computer crime: Here's what happens next

monkeyfish

The only part of this that bothers me is

Somewhat controversially however, the police have the right to take photographs, DNA samples and fingerprints. Without your consent. You can only get these erased from police databases six years after your arrest, whether or not you are convicted or even charged with anything.

That bit. Obviously the police will have to take fingerprints/DNA in order to convict you. Fair enough. But holding them when your acquitted or found innocent? Not fair enough. After all, if you commit another crime they already have you name and arrest details, so they can match that to the newly taken (for this case) fingerprints/DNA. This will link you to the previous case. They don't actually need to keep the data in between.

monkeyfish

Re: Cray II or LEO

I'm pretty sure that's when your house is considered evidence and gets covered in tape...

monkeyfish

It's not that insane. Something like topless selfie of a 14 yr old = 1 (technically illegal but not actually serious), rape video of 10 yr old = 5. Not sure how they differentiate 2,3,4 etc, but it does make sense to categorise them.

Furious Google techie on NSA snooping: 'F*CK THESE GUYS'

monkeyfish
Holmes

Re: Mindboggling

It's easy - Area 41. All that alien BS was just a cover-up. Hey, someone stole my tin hat!

Google's MYSTERY barges floating off US shores: The TRUTH

monkeyfish

Re: Barging around

If they want a barge in Europe they will have to build it here.

Nah, they'll just swallow it up in the Google supertanker that this is all a cover for, then they'll slowly take over the entire worlds commercial shipping fleet, before finally refusing to ship products from Apple!!!!111! Mawahahahahahahahahhha

RIIIGHT. Sysadmins: Have you ever even MET an overly suave IT guy?

monkeyfish

make huge profit$...

... (whisper) for me, make huge profit$ for me...

How the W3C met its Waterloo at the Do Not Track vote showdown

monkeyfish

Re: Oh how I loath ad-speak

That ad-man's been touching my children!

monkeyfish

Re: Just a little point.

I actually think DNT would be in a better position if IE10 (and the rest) had stayed opt in, not opt out. If you opt in then you definitely care about it and don't want to be tracked, with opt out facebook get to ignore it as not all users 'wanted' DNT. If there is only a small subset that want DNT and turn it on, then really, the advertiser shouldn't worry about lost revenue and support it. After all, if you've enabled DNT you probably wont click on the ads anyway, and anyone who will click on the ads wont have turned it off.

It's much the same with adblock or facebook privacy settings, those who care use the tools to lock it down, but we're such a small and insignificant portion of the user base that it's really just a blip on the data set.

EDIT: I suppose the reg might have a bit of an issue here, as a large portion of the user base will have blocked the ads, but for normal websites it wouldn't matter.

Personally I just block images, only allowing them as I want to see them, rather than any fancy adblockers.. So text ads will still get through.

Reding: NSA, friends don't spy on friends. Europe, let's team up for our own SPOOK CLUB

monkeyfish
Trollface

Friends and partners

Friends and partners do not spy on each other.

Yeah we do, that's what facebook is for!

No, it's NOT Half-Life 3 – it's Valve's lean, mean STEAM MACHINE

monkeyfish

Re: underpowered but consistant hardware

That's been going on for a while longer than the PSX. Mastersytem had 2 revisions, Megadrive/MegaCD/32x, Gameboy/Gameboy Pocket. Gameboy Advance/SP/micro. Even the ZX had several different versions with different memory/sound chips etc. BBC Micro A and B, the list goes on... I would be surprised to find hardware differences even when there are no case size differences.

monkeyfish

@Dave 126

Wow, that thing is quite beautiful (I mean it, not sarcasm). You could have a openish chassis with two or three of those popping out the top and it would look stunning.

Can't stand the heat? Harden up if you want COLD, DELICIOUS BEER

monkeyfish

Re: a simple thought experiment

Your 60°C sample is coming from the hot water tap? Your heating system puts a great deal crap from the pipes into the water (which is why you shouldn't drink it), what affect does that have? You'd have to filter and boil both samples from cold in order to be sure you had the same mineral content.

Adobe users' purloined passwords were pathetic

monkeyfish

Re: Hang on @BigAndos

It's a fair point, but I still use a single password for unimportant crap like this, and better unique ones for email/paypal etc. If the reg ever gets hacked you may use my details to log into all manner of other online forums and post whatever you wish.

As an aside, it would be interesting for the reg to aggregate all the passwords used for this site to see how may are 1337 or similar.

Big Beardie's watching: Alan Sugar robots spy on Tesco petrol queue

monkeyfish

Re: Race to the bottom

FFS marketing types, don't you realise this is exactly the sort of crap the general population doesn't want? The sort crap that means I'll pay extra attention to the advert in order to avoid buying those particular products!

The Schmidt hits the Man: NSA spying on Google servers? 'OUTRAGEOUS!'

monkeyfish

Re: Shift your Servers

Just so long as it's not out of the USA and into the UK. Try Germany or somewhere nordic, somewhere that actually gives a <redacted>.

'Only nuclear power can save humanity', say Global Warming high priests

monkeyfish

Re: Fusion Is Limited too

flux densities? I think you'll find that it's the flux capacitor that will provide the real break-through. Then we can all live in peace with a Mr. Fusion providing all our daily power needs.

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