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LibreOffice 26.8 is out – local first, and with no AI

Grey Bird

Re: "Professional Typography"?

That sounds a lot like users doing weird things with documents than an issue with the word processor. I've seen people do really strange things creating documents. Back in the days of WordPerfect when you could see all the formatting, I'd have a document doing something odd and find out the line had something like "[tab][tab][center tab][tab][tab][space][space][space][tab]actual text you read". which did _crazy_things_ when you were editing that line.

College prof hides prompt to catch AI cheaters, finds human nature is pretty much as we thought

Grey Bird

Re: Continuing the tradition

You seem to think that historians only exist to write historical text books. This is not true, it is also not true that historians just crib previous textbooks to do their work. There is this thing called research, which requires going back to original sources, some of which were actually created at the time of the historical events! While admittedly many basic history textbooks seem to exist only to rehash basic events which have been taught for many decades there is much more to history, and if you think that is all it is then o wonder you don't hold it in high regard. Those courses, however, are far from the best that studying history holds and using them to form your complete view of what history is shows a lack of critical thinking. (...and no, I didn't major in history or any other humanities subjects.)

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

Grey Bird

Re: Primary case of injelititis, it seems

Having an electrician do it and everyone leave could have been due to a possibility of arc flash.

Microsoft site throwing warnings after someone forgot to renew cert

Grey Bird
Joke

Re: Monitoring failure on a large scale...

Quis costodiet ipsos custodes?

Linus Torvalds to ‘start being more hardnosed’ about ‘pointless pull requests’ – some of which come from AIs

Grey Bird

Re: You are confusing average and median

You're confusing what the poster quoted from George Carlin as their own words... and proving his point.

Hobbyist xenomorphs Raspberry Pi into Alien-themed DIY laptop

Grey Bird

Re: Done Before ... -ish

Back in the day, my wife and I bought an eMac from a newly retired librarian. we brought it home and started looking it over and turned the keyboard, which had a clear case, over and discovered what looked like bits of cockroach and dried orange stuff that had probably been orange juice. We ended up disassembling the keyboard and washing all the key caps and the inside of the case.

The company's biggest security hole lived in the breakroom

Grey Bird

Re: Not just an issue for secure networks...

I used to work at a place where the lunch room refrigerator, oven and, I think water heater, was all wired into emergency diesel power. I was occupied 24/365, so even in a major power outage the shift people had to be able to eat.

Yet another experiment proves it's too damn simple to poison large language models

Grey Bird

My problem with this is his statement, "The thing LLMs are worst at detecting is the thing they're designed to do, which is trust text and resources," which is not correct. LLMs are designed at their base to figure out what word comes next based on their training data and prompts. That is their core. What he's saying is what they're hyped to do, that they have proven again and again that they cannot do with reliability because they absolutely do not know what reality is because they don't know anything. They don't "understand" what they're trained on like a human reading the material could. They were designed to pass the Turing test, which they do really well, and that is how people are convinced they understand things. They seem to be able to have conversations and discourse on subjects like a human being, but they don't actually know what they are saying at all. They just are able to use their training data to put words together that makes it seem like they do. So having the data he fed into their training data spat back at him is exactly what they are designed to do as they found those words statistically close together in the combination of their prompts from him and their training data that he input.

Opsec oopsie: Dutch navy frigate location outed by mailing it a Bluetooth tracker

Grey Bird

Re: "Tried to send a frigate… It broke down before it got there." The Navy Lark ?

Typically, when you refer to aircraft for an aircraft carrier, you're talking planes. There are these other ships called helicopter carriers which carry... helicopters. If an aircraft carrier, which is designed to carry planes, doesn't have any planes to carry but has helicopters on it, then the previous statement would be accurate. Saying there are F35s in Cyprus doesn't change that, unless they are the carrier variant with pilots trained and qualified to take off and land on an aircraft carrier.

Grey Bird

Re: "Tried to send a frigate… It broke down before it got there." The Navy Lark ?

What's fun is driving a vehicle made for a US Virgin Island where the driving rules haven't changed since it was a British territory. Then you're driving on the left with your steering wheel also on the left.

Britain spends £180M to work out what time it is

Grey Bird

Re: There is the King's English

DTs grandfather was German (ad fled Germany to avoid compulsory military service) and his mother was Scots and both were immigrants to the US. So according to some things he's said, he's not 100% American.

The Microsoft 365 Copilot app rebrand was bad, but there are far worse offenders

Grey Bird

The HBO part didn't even mention the how by dropping the HBO from HBO Max made it Max, which was frequently confused with Cinemax so people were thinking it was a completely different company on top of dropping the reputationally known HBO.

The real insight behind measuring Copilot usage is Microsoft's desperation

Grey Bird

Re: Hybrid

I dunno, My Prius and Maverick Hybrids seem to be pretty close to what fueleconomy.gov says they are. Prius is supposed to average 46 mpg & gets 45.4 mpg and the Maverick is supposed to average 37 mpg and so far gets 41.4 mpg. Are you using a different source for your mileage figures?

Hyundai: Want cyber-secure car locks? That'll be £49, please

Grey Bird

Re: What the upgrade entails

I don't know whether current models still have it, but my Prius has an easily accessible button to turn off the proximity sensor. It also seems to turn it off if the car isn't driven for a certain number of days, so you have to use the button on the remote to open the door which also re-enables it in that case. If you have manually turned it off, there's a slot to insert the remote to enable starting the car with the push-button. So this engineering/security problem has been solved before, more than 15 years ago.

Air Force buying two Tesla Cybertrucks so it can learn to destroy them

Grey Bird

I don't think they consider the releases from shattered batteries to be more toxic to Joshua trees and agave than nuclear fallout. I believe it's more that releasing garbage into the air isn't considered acceptable now, while it was when nuclear testing was still done. Not that it should have been; people are still dealing with health issues from the nuclear testing.

Security company hired a used car salesman to build a website, and it didn't end well

Grey Bird

Re: That reminds me

That reminds me when, back in the day, I copied a CD to my PC that a co-worker couldn't get to work on theirs. I had autorun turned off, so the software Sony had on the disc didn't install on my PC and the copy was easy. This was shortly before the Sony BMG rootkit scandal became public.

Techie traveled 4 hours to fix software that worked perfectly until a new hire used it

Grey Bird

Re: manuals

One of the thing I've done over the years is write procedures, primarily for equipment operation. At one place I worked, there was a group of people that were supposed to review the procedures, give feedback on them and approve them. Some people were notorious for letting them sit on their desk for months, so management fixed that with procedure review and approval meetings. The procedures were still sent out for review as before, and after all feedback received was incorporated as appropriate, they would be put on a meeting agenda where everyone needed to sign for approval would attend. That fixed the problem previously mentioned, as at the meeting they would have to either give feedback or indicate they would sign it. However there was this one guy who would send feedback, but hold some back so he could present it at the meeting. He did this every single time he was required to approve a procedure, which guaranteed it would take 2 meetings for any procedure where he was involved.

Grey Bird

Re: I touch it and it breaks!

My credit union created a problem when they changed how to access online monthly statements, which were PDFs. They apparently had a separate server run by a different company that was hosting the documents and it was supposed to pass the credentials and open another window. The first time I tried to access my statement after they did this, I got a new tab in the browser but nothing in it. I tried logging out and back in, clearing the cookies. Made sure that site was allowed popups. Nothing worked. Then I tried another browser and it worked. It turned out whoever had designed it had only made it work for Safari on the Mac and Internet Explorer on Windows and no other browser worked. After a few months, they got it working for Chrome and much later for Firefox. Then years later, I was changing my ISP and so was changing email address for everything since I'd used the one supplied by the ISP I was leaving for everything important. A few places I just couldn't get them to accept the new email. The credit union was one; I'd changed the email address in the settings, but it kept sending the monthly emails that new statements were available to the old one. I even went in and tried to get them to fix it and they couldn't figure it out. I eventually accidentally figured it out when getting statements and saw something on that page that seemed to indicate you could email if there were issues. Apparently, when the credit union first set things up with this other company, they gave them account holders emails and that company kept them separately in a profile that could only be changed while accessing the statements or other online forms because there wasn't an independent login.

Spy school dropout: GCHQ intern jailed for swiping classified data

Grey Bird

Re: Imagine if he'd hoovered up millions for useless PPE, or....

You are falling into the paradox of Tolerance. Basically, giving tolerance to the intolerant actually leads to more intolerance. History has shown this to be the case, and we actually need to not tolerate those who promote intolerance as this woman did. While there does need to be a certain amount of tolerance to those who promote intolerance, there needs to be a limit and the courts apparently agreed that she crossed that limit.

Techie traced cables from basement to maternity ward and onto a roof, before a car crash revealed the problem

Grey Bird

That reminds me of the story from the Jargon File about the switch on a PDP-10 labeled "Magic" and "More Magic"

https://jargon-i18n.com/en/magic-story.html

Grey Bird

Re: At my last place....

The architect that designed the building I work in is one of those. First, he made the building curved, like 2 bananas back to back. So nothing is square. There's a room that is occupied 24/7/365. The bathrooms are on the other side of the building in the other banana, and it didn't have a lunch room to prepare food. There's a three story atrium with walkways on the 2nd and 3rd stories with bridges to cross from side to side and a glass ceiling with an overhang from the roof on one side that drops filth onto the glass ceiling. Oh, it also has big can lights mounted in the floor that have never been used because they would blind anyone walking there. Those can lights were also installed outside in the courtyard to light trees and bushes and flags. I think you can see where this is going... Yes, there have been issues with water leaking into the some of the light fixtures outside and filling the can until the circuit shorts out for all the outside lights. Apparently the architect didn't think about installing some kind of drainage system under the lights so any water would flow away instead of collecting. There is more, but those are the highlights.

Microsoft revives DOS-era Edit in a modern shell

Grey Bird

See Editor

For a long time, my dad used a TUI editor called See that came with a C compiler he bought. It didn't have mouse support, but did allow you to have 2 files opened simultaneously and easily switch between them for copy paste or whatever. I remember him still using it under NT4, but don't remember whether he used it after that or not. Having used editors under CP/M and all earlier versions of DOS, he had a lot of TUI editor experience to compare it with and it was pretty slick.

Dilettante dev wrote rubbish, left no logs, and had no idea why his app wasn't working

Grey Bird

Re: Divers log

When I was in, the USN had 6 hydrofoil boats. When I asked one of the crew how fast they could go, the answer was "That's classified, but they can run circles around US carriers going at full bell." So, fast. And since they're up on foils, the speed isn't limited by hull length the same way as described earlier in the thread.

Dems look to close the barn door after top DOGE dog has bolted

Grey Bird

The Office of the President of the United States is and always has been an officer of the united states.

Techie solved supposed software problem by waving his arms in the air

Grey Bird
Facepalm

On summer break while in college, I worked for a company that made filter tow for cigarette filters. Specifically, I worked for their customer support group which had 1 of each machine their customers had to make the actual filters in a room. Sometime before I worked there, a salesman had sold them a strain gauge so they could measure from the elevated boom when the machine picked up more of the tow due to how it was packed into the box. They had abandoned the equipment, removing the machine part the salesman had installed the strain gauge on from the machine and replacing it with an identical part. They did so because they were getting nonsensical data on the computer, and asked me to determine the problem. I re-installed the part with the strain gauge on it and attached the serial cable to the PC where the associated software was installed. I then turned on the machine and saw the same nonsensical data they had seen. There were spikes in the strain gauge data the weren't associated with actual issues with the filter tow begin pulled over the boom. I looked around the room where some of the other machines were also running. Then I went into their shop and got a heat gun, plugged it in across the room where I could see the computer screen and triggered it. Sure enough, every time I triggered the heat gun there was an associated spike on the screen. I then got on a ladder and removed the electrical tape wrapping the connection from the strain gauge to the cable that went to the computer and saw that the salesman had used unshielded cabling and that the gauges shield connection was attached to nothing, making the cable a really great antenna picking up the AC spikes in the room when the many motors on the various machines started during their cycles of operation. I rewired the equipment using shielded cable readily available in their shop and the problem went away.

Microsoft's updated Windows battery indicator rollout runs out of juice

Grey Bird

Re: FFS.

I don't know that there are any combinations of LEDs that won't be a problem for some variety of color blindness. (I don't know what kind you have that makes yellow and green LEDs look the same and green traffic lights sometimes look blue. There seems to be a lot of variations of vision among people both in colors they see and how well their night vision is. I can't seem to convince a friend that I can see perfectly fine in light that to him is was too dim.

A New Year's gift from Microsoft: Surprise, your scanners don't work

Grey Bird

Re: Another good reason to stay with Windows 10 for now?

I recently Installed Linux on an old 2009 Macbook Pro. It went pretty smoothly once I found a 32-bit distribution to install. Now it can actually be a usable machine again!

Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing

Grey Bird

What models did that? The IBM XT and AT had them separately powered.I'm pretty sure the CP/M machine I used before that were also separate. I have seen ones where the monitor plugged into the back of the computer if you had the right cable, but I only remember seeing that once or twice.

Grey Bird

Re: Doh..

I have a Prius that had the remove bumper to change headlight instructions. I found a YouTube video that showed removing a fairly small plastic piece behind the headlight gave you _just_ enough clearance to remove the weather cover and then the headlight. ...and without blood loss too!

Opening up the WinAmp source to all goes badly as owners delete entire repo

Grey Bird

Re: Simplest solution

Are you thinking of Eulalyzer? it was, and apparently still is, a free Windows app that will analyze a EULA and tell you of any potentially interesting words and phrases in it. It was good for discovering if there were things in the EULA that you didn't want to accept.

Microsoft unveils Office LTSC 2024 for users that remain stubbornly offline

Grey Bird

Re: Ob: LibreOffice

Formatting with tabs is nonsense? I've been doing that since WordPerfect was the big dog in documents, if not before. (I don't remember for sure that WordStar did that, but I'm pretty sure it did.) I haven't used Open Office or Libre Office for a while, but I thought they did that too.

Woman uses AirTags to nab alleged parcel-pinching scum

Grey Bird

There's an engineer (named Mark Rober) here in the states that took a different approach when his packages were stolen. He created glitter bomb packages that made the thieves sorry they took the packages as well as capturing it on video. There was not just glitter, but a foul smell sprayed at the thief. He did this for multiple years with improvements each year. The first year video is here https://youtu.be/xoxhDk-hwuo?si=JEVbAApDmyJR5EV3

MPs ask: Why is it so freakin' hard to get AI giants to pay copyright holders?

Grey Bird

Re: Begging the question

Your attempt at a joke? aside. All the copies you described are likely authorized copies per copyright law, unless some of them were illegal printings with no compensation to the copyright holder(s). Copyright law does not forbid copying only unauthorized copying, and reselling of authorized copies has long been established as legal.

Pay to play: The hidden cost of software defined everything

Grey Bird

Re: Not the point

The news site your talking about didn't talk about it, they gave detailed instructions on how to hack the software which isn't the same thing. Also, the car example is totally bogus, since the DCMA doesn't apply even remotely. The paper example works depending on the software you're using. Some software, like MS Word, can be told to print 2 sided on a single sided printer and it tells you when to turn the paper over and sometimes even what direction.

There are probably legitimate examples of companies suing to stop legitimate disclosures, but there aren't any in your comment and you misunderstood what happened at the Hackaday.com site. They were issued the takedown specifically because they "posted instructions for how to hack [Tektronix'] modules and thereby violate Tektronix’ copyrights" as they detailed in a later posting. The reason hackaday posted the instructions in the first place was because the security of the "key" was astoundingly unsecure and hackaday modified the post to remove the specific instructions while still reporting the actual story of the horrible security snafu that was the key.

Amazon to dig DEEPER into YOUR shopping habit BRAIN with targeted ads system

Grey Bird

Personally, I think they should have something in your profile where you can specify if you have a gaming console and what kind, and if you have a Blu-ray player or just a DVD player and what format you'd like the suggested discs to be if you have a Blu-ray player. It doesn't make sense to me to suggest a bunch of movies in Blu-ray if you don't have one, or to keep suggesting XBox games of you don't have an XBox. I definitely agree with VinceH that suggesting different formats of the same movie as if they were completely unrelated makes no sense, and they should just suggest the movie and let you pick what format after you've evidenced interest.

Shoot-em-up: Sony Online Entertainment hit by 'large scale DDoS attack'

Grey Bird

DRM Free Games

GOG.com has DRM free games, many older ones, some newer. I pre-purchased Witcher 3 from them as a DRM free game. Some gaming companies have realized that DRM is probably losing them customers.

Fast And Furious 6 cammer thrown in slammer for nearly three years

Grey Bird

Semantics

I realize a lot of you are really into saying that what this person did wasn't stealing, and semantically and legally (at least in the US and apparently in the UK) that would be technically correct. However, You're just nit-picking. What illegal copying and sales/distribution of movies and music does is deprive the legitimate owner of the IP of income, and in this case, making money by selling something that doesn't belong to the seller. To me, even though the guy making and selling the copies didn't deprive the owner of the physical movie he deprived him of money that could have been made from people who wanted to see it and maybe have their own copy to watch when they wanted. That may not technically be stealing, but it's certainly a kissing cousin of stealing.

Booze and bacon sarnies: A recipe for immortality?

Grey Bird

Re: 20g of "processed meat"

I don't know about where you are, but here "processed meat" would be things like bologna, hot dogs, and other things where bits and parts are ground up and mashed into something people will eat. So to me, bacon is _not_ processed meat. Smoking, salting, etc. doesn't constitute processing since it just improves the bacon and doesn't dilute it with lesser cuts of the pig.. Neither does just grinding, like hamburger, since it's usually particular cuts like chuck roast that are ground.

Microsoft may slash price of Windows 8.1 on cheap 'slabs

Grey Bird

Re: Don't they listen to Darwin?

Your example of feeding sparrows is bollocks. If you put out food for birds, it isn't going to save any weak birds that would have died naturally. The stronger sparrows are going to get the majority of the food you put out, not the weak ones. If the weak one were going to lose out on food available without you, they're still going to lose out on the food you provide.

As far as "Free market" goes, a large well financed company can afford to waste money on products sometimes. That's actually part of a free market. Of course, a large well financed company with a lousy product can out market a small company with a better product and put them out of business too. That's also a part of free market theory.

Microsoft Surface slabs borked by heat-induced DIM SCREEN OF DEATH

Grey Bird
Happy

Microsoft _Has_ Made Good Hardware

I have a gamepad that is articulated in the middle that is great fun to use, and a Trackball Explorer that is really great also. Of course, they're both discontinued with the most recent OS version the game pad can be used with being XP. So maybe they got rid of all their good hardware people and removed their products so they could start fresh! (...and screw it up without interference!!)

Swollen Reg reader recounts FALSE WIDOW spider HORROR

Grey Bird

Re: Well

Don't forget your electric racket for killing mosquitoes and other insects. Mine is something like this one, but uses D cell bateries: http://www.amazon.com/Garden-Creations-JB5285-Electronic-Zapper/dp/B000EPPFEC/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1385757051&sr=8-6&keywords=electric+racket

Btw, to the author: puffer fish can't poison you unless you eat them. So unless you encounter one trying to suicide by becoming sushi you should be safe. :-)

How to find OS X Mavericks' 43 hidden photogenic beauties

Grey Bird

Re: Blimey

Apple hasn't ever charged for service packs either. Service packs don't include additional functionality or applications, just fixes to the code. At least that's all I ever got for a Microsoft Service Pack.

Congratulations on having a 9 month old Android with the latest OS. :-) I'm glad you have a phone manufacturer and carrier that update their phones. I sincerely wish All Android manufacturers and carriers would do this, at least for phones capable of the OS, so people would stop going on about it. It would also help Android users to have more secure phones with the latest bug fixes.

Robot WildCat slips its leash and bounds around parking lot

Grey Bird

Re: OK

You've done a good job describing it. Dogs and cats are digitigrade walkers (walking on their toes with their heel in the air), while people are plantigrade walkers. We're looking at this video expecting, since it has four legs, that it will walk digitigrade (or unguligrade like horses).

Possessed baby monitor shouts obscenities at Texas tot

Grey Bird

Re: Probably not hacked

Even if he didn't see the child's name on the walls, all he would have to do is listen to the parents using the child's name. Just because a child is deaf doesn't mean the parents don't talk to her.

Facebook turns tables on profile stalkers with News Feed tweak

Grey Bird
Happy

Re: What I'd like

Ahh, so it's not just me!

Google SELLS OUT the INTERNET HIPPIES! AGAIN!

Grey Bird
Joke

Re: Google are behaving very retarded on this; they know better, so have no excuses!.

Yeah, so we'll be charged by how much internet we use like water and power. They'll come promptly to fix problems, like Comcast... Oh wait!?!?!

Grey Bird
Happy

Re: This guy is a muppet...

Now why must you insult muppets?

First burger made of TEST-TUBE MEAT to be eaten on August 5

Grey Bird
Flame

I'm not sure what you mean by saying our digestive system is designed to eat meat. Are you trying to say we're carnivores? We aren't, we're omnivores. If we were carnivores we would have a much shorter digestive track and no grinding teeth. Our long digestive track and grinding teeth are specifically designed to get nutrition from fruits and grains. (Yes, grains. Despite what you've said we have evolved to consume grains, hence the teeth we have etc.) We also need proteins, such as meat, to be healthy. You are correct that what we need is a balance of nutrients to be healthy. Meats can be a part of that, but too much meat isn't good for us any more than too many sweets (aka carbohydrates.)

If this experiment works out, it at least would give us a way to create meat that is healthier for us, without all the antibiotics that current methods seem to prefer.

Bugs in beta weather model used to trash climate science

Grey Bird
Headmaster

How can so many not see the article isn't about the validity of the software?

The author of El Reg's article is pointing out how this person seized on a paper done on what is essentially beta software as part of its testing to claim that climate modeling is wrong. Song-You Hong was testing the climate modeling software looking for problems that needed fixing. Anthony Watts of Wattsupwiththat decided that what the paper meant was that this paper proves that climate modeling doesn't work, and some of the commenters here apparently agree with that.

Seriously people, that paper was just saying "hey look, I found a bug in your _Beta_ software." End of story.

Boffins: Dolphins call each other NAMES. Not RUDE ones!

Grey Bird
Happy

Re: to see if the named fish responded?

No that's not right. According to your reasoning:

All humans are mammals.

All dolphins are mammals.

All dolphins are fish.

Therefore, all humans are fish.

or

All oranges are fruit, therefore all fruit are oranges.

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