Posts by fuggedaboutit

IBM thrusts mighty cloud erection at US gov after Amazon beds CIA spies

Losers

Seriously, Register. Can you write a headline without sexual innuendo? Are you THAT desperate for page veiws?

'iPhone 5 is so easily scratched we just can't get them out the door'

What do you mean, you can't get them out the door?

Time to crack the whip on that slave labor Foxconn.

NASA: WE'VE FOUND Four-toed NON-HUMAN FOOTPRINTS

I just love The Onion.

Higgs boson chasers: Now only 1-in-300 MILLION chance we're wrong

Re: The chance of being killed by a shark...

How dare you criticize science. Don't you know it's the atheist's religion?

Native Americans arrived to find natives already there, fossil poo shows

Puhleeze

You are naive. Native Americans were not peaceful, herbivorous aborigines. But, they were indeed human, i.e. they went to war with other tribes, enslaved their captives, and -- wait for it -- ate meat (yeah, buffalo most likely was not a vegetable even a thousand years ago).

Pop quiz: Name a country on this planet that was not formed by conquering those who were there before (queue Jeopardy! theme song).

Let's give it baaaaack

The time has come

To say fair's fair

To pay the rent

To pay our share

The time has come

A fact's a fact

It belongs to them

Let's give it back

How can we dance when our earth is turning

How do we sleep while our beds are burning

Milky Way DOOMED to high-speed smash with Andromeda galaxy

Two things

One, they're estimating it's 4 billion years away. Considering we've not been on this planet a million years, I won't hold my breath. And, secondly, El Reg, the Caps Lock key is on the left. You may want to oil that puppy. It seem to get stuck a lot when you're writing your headlines.

Aliens Blu-ray disc set

Big mistake

They should have never made a third Alien. The second was better than the first, but both were are well worth watching. The third is a piece of crap. Sort of like the Godfather trilogy. They should have stopped at two.