* Posts by Rufus McDufus

123 posts • joined 23 Mar 2012

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Privacy is for paedophiles, UK government seems to be saying while spending £500k demonising online chat encryption

Rufus McDufus

Re: Nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide....

Well, the likes of Telegram are looking likely to be banned in a number of countries in the very near future.

What begins with a 'B' and is having problems at tsoHost? Hopefully not your website

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Re: Left them just over a year ago

I look after a site which has been on a VPS with TsoHost for a few years (and Evo Hosting before they were bought) and it's dire. Frequent high load periods throughout the day meaning probably an hour of unavailability every day. I don't own the site unfortunately and owner seems happy with it. Begins with "d" though.

You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now

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My first job

...many years ago was as an operator in the comp sci department at a university which specialised in technology and medicine. We also looked after the student computing labs and all the gear and networking for the staff. Cleaning equipment was a big part of the job. One morning a lecturer came in with a keyboard which was no longer working. She happily told me she'd been sick on it and tried to clean it. First she put it under a running tap, and when that didn't do it she decided, for some bizarre reason, to use some cooking oil. Needless to say even though it was an expensive keyboard I decided not to take it apart and try and fix it.

Thank you, FAQ chatbot, but if I want your help I'll ask for it

Rufus McDufus

Re: Intelligent websites?

Just a few minutes ago on the same site I got a recommendation for nail clippers with attached magnifying glass for the elderly.

Swooping in to claim the glory while the On Call engineer stands baffled

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Hot hot hot

Started working at a software company once. They had an issue where their servers seemed to be fine overnight but started failing in the daytime when people came into the office. Seemed worse in winter too.

Servers, well PCs, were all in a store room. As was a radiator. I noticed the thermostatic valve for the radiator was sitting on a shelf, and not attached to the radiator inlet. Room was unbearably hot too, because the radiator was scalding hot. I put valve back on radiator and closed off the valve, and server problems mysteriously disappeared as if by magic. I lasted about 6 weeks at that company.

A tiny typo in an automated email to thousands of customers turns out to be a big problem for legal

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Or there were always a few people hogging the call and convinced they knew the problem, and you couldn't get a word in edgeways. Meantime I or a colleague often found the problem while they were droning on and then announced "fixed it".

GPU makers increasingly disengage from crypto miners

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Re: miners

UK QE since 2009 has totalled 895 billion. The vast majority of that was due to the 2008/9 crash and the second largest proportion due to Covid-19. 70 billion of bonds were purchased in 2016. You seem to be imagining things.

Amazon tells folks it will stop accepting UK Visa credit cards via weird empty email

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Re: Coincidence?

The Amazon Mastercard is run by Newday, not Amazon. I suspect it'd be highly illegal if Newday were sharing all transaction data with Amazon,

Pulling down a partition or knocking through a door does not necessarily make for a properly connected workspace

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Re: Working on that..

Years ago in my house I realised with the obligatory shock that an electrician long ago had used the "1 wire too few" approach to wiring the top and bottom stair light switches so that switching off either the downstairs or upstairs lighting circuits at the fuse box meant they were both still live.

What do you mean you gave the boss THAT version of the report? Oh, ****ing ****balls

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Sorry

If this refers to a certain telecoms provider in a Yorkshire town - back in the mid-to-late 90s I was second line support for a database provider and was asked to fix a problem on your development or staging database. I had some problems remotely connecting to the server (a Pyramid I think?) and when I finally did succeed in dialling in I was greeted by the console messages of a server rebooting, which was a little disturbing. It also turns out I'd connected to your live database server rather than the development one. If anyone from the company is reading this, sorry I might have rebooted it by mistake.

Electric car makers ready to jump into battery recycling amid stuttering supply chains

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Re: "GM is projecting an all-electric future..."

Could call it "habrood". No - "highbrad". No! Help me out here.

Sir Tim Berners-Lee and the BBC stage a very British coup to rescue our data from Facebook and friends

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Re: BBC

University Challenge is produced by ITV Studios (now a division thereof called Lifted Entertainment). It started on Granada TV.

McDonald's email blunder broadcasts database creds to comedy competition winners

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Willard Scott, creator of Ronald McDonald, died a few days ago. Coincidence?

A practical demonstration of the difference between 'resilient' and 'redundant'

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Re: Proliant server

I did that with a Dec Alpha probably around the same time (late 90s). Powered off server for maintenance. Oops - wrong one - I got the mail server by mistake. Stuck for about 15 minutes with my finger pressing the button in before my colleagues came in and laughed at me.

Scalpel! Superglue! This mouse won't fix its own ball

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Nice

I worked at a good university (known for science, engineering and medicine) in the computing department 30 years ago. A PhD teaching assistant once brought in a keyboard, probably a Sun or Apple one, saying it wasn't working. I could immediately see it was glistening somewhat. Turns out this TA had puked on the keyboard, then rinsed it under a tap to clean it. It still didn't work, so the next obvious step was to douse it in cooking oil. Weirdly that didn't do the trick either so (s)he brought the sorry mess down to me.

NFT or not to NFT: Steve Jobs' first job application auction shows physically unique beats cryptographically unique

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Re: Oh NO!

But think of the money you can make selling each piece of shredded paper. And they're all unique!

Pipe down, Jeff. You've only gone where Gus Grissom went before, 60 years ago today

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X-15

Don't forget the North American X-15 which, 58 years ago piloted by Joseph Walker. flew to maximum heights of 105.9 and 107.9 km respectively, reaching speeds over 3,700mph.

Global Fastly outage takes down many on the wibbly web – but El Reg remains standing

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Re: Fastly

Not-so-Fastly

Firefox 89: Can this redesign stem browser's decline?

Rufus McDufus

Re: We need Firefox to keep going

Brave is getting pretty usable now on desktop and I'm tempted to switch from Firefox.

Terminal trickery, or how to improve a novel immeasurably

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Sun workstations were good fun too My first job was as a support guy in a university computing department. Our "office" was in the server room (which might explain why I'm almost deaf). There were glass windows everywhere so we could see most labs. It was fun to pick a victim and make their display turn upside down, or make it snow/screen static/spiders running round behind the windows etc. I'm sure they all found it absolutely hilarious too.

Housekeeping and kernel upgrades do not always make for happy bedfellows

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Re: The secret to intelligent tinkering ....

I often think the sign of a real expert is not just avoiding the cock-up, but also knowing what to do if the very worse happens.

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Yes, I did this once too. Early version of Solaris I think back in the mid 90s. I did it as root. The damage was impressive.

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos to step down this summer, AWS boss Andy Jassy to step up

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He was also a senior VP at hedge fund DE Shaw by 1994 so I can't imagine 300k was a lot of money to him at that point. Seems more like an opportunity for the parents to invest.

You can drive a car with your feet, you can operate a sewing machine with your feet. Same goes for computers obviously

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Re: Claurty

This also reminds me of the same university I just commented on. A doctor (of computer science) came down with a non-working keyboard one day. She'd tried to clean it, firstly under the tap, then for some bizarre reason with cooking oil. She then somehow managed to throw up on it. Keyboards were expensive back the. but sadly this one had to go. I believe she's head of the computer support group at that university now.

Rufus McDufus

I worked for a university back in the late 80s/early 90s which had thousands of Sun workstations. They had mostly laser mice. There was a fairly bewildering number of possible mouse mat/mouse combinations as Sun introduced different models over time. The original mats got swapped out onto other machines, and possibly some third party ones got introduced somehow, and I got to learn pretty much all the possible faults with mismatches, or in some cases just the mat the wrong way round,

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I worked for a very well known internet retailer back in their early days (the fact they hired me tells you something about their questionable hiring policy back them). I heard of a promising new-hire web developer, who on their first was ushered to the desk. He/she took one look at the computer mouse and asked "what's that?". Lasted in the role until lunchtime apparently.

I built a shed once. How hard can a data centre be?

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This reminds me back in the 80s, I worked at a university nearby and we were asked to help out moving some gear from one of the grade-1 listed buildings near the Albert Hall. The equipment - I think probably some VAX 11/750s or 11/780s, though from memory a few things a bit larger (maybe a Cyber? I remember some impressive things), were in the basement of this very grand building. The staircase had to be encased in metal sheeting to protect it, and had a few corners. The gear had to go up to the first floor, with some help from motorised crawlers, and be taken through the window using a crane as the main door was too small and it was cheaper to take the large first floor window apart.

It also reminds me of a hospital I visited in a tech support role. The poor onsite techie told me of the story building the server room (this was for a X-ray digitised record system, quite impressive for the mid-90s). They, presumably some not-very technical people, got all the server gear in the room, and then realised they'd forgotten to wire it for sufficient power . Wheeled it all out again, did the work. They then realised they'd forgotten networking. Repeat again. Finally, switched on and everything overheated. They hadn't put cooling in. Put cooling in. Cooling leaked and flooded the server room.

He was a skater boy. We said, 'see you later, boy' – and the VAX machine mysteriously began to work as intended

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Mountaineering

Rollerblading? Pah. We used to mountaineer around the server room of DEC/Systime VAXes, bigger old Suns, Goulds, IBMs, ICLs etc. Never killed one. Well apart from maybe a Gould which crashed every ten minutes anyway.

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I member in our server room at a university I worked as an operator, we had a few little Mac SEs (I think they were) which functioned as file servers for an AppleTalk network. These were located close to our seating area. I remember chatting to my boss once and noticing suddenly they were all aflame just behind him. Not the first fiery incident with early Macs & SEs either.

I got 99 problems, and all of them are your fault

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Ambush

"Dodging the usual hallway ambushes with which those that Know A Bit About IT are so frequently cursed" - or often the walkway through a large open-planned office, known to fellow tech staff in several companies I worked at as "sniper's alley".

Mainframe madness as the snowflakes take control – and the on-duty operator hasn't a clue how to stop the blizzard

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Operator revenge

My first job was as an operator at a university. As well as the old mainframe gear in the server room I sat in, we also had some shiny new Sun workstations in the labs. Bored in a late shift, and with a view of all the labs from where I sat, it was fun to discover I could logon remotely to a student's workstation and run the "falling snowflake" utility on their screen, or occasional static, or ants running around, or turn their display upside down. Simpler times.

MIT apologizes, permanently pulls offline huge dataset that taught AI systems to use racist, misogynistic slurs

Rufus McDufus

Re: Just do a text search

Ooh you cheeky monkey.

Fancy watching 'Bake Off' together with mates and alone at the same time? The BBC's built a tool to do that

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Re: And yet they still can't manage subtitles....

I've not yet seen subtitles on programmes played at their scheduled time. They seem to be added on catch-up though. No idea why and it makes viewing "live" pretty hopeless for someone deaf like me.

More annoying with BBC4 as they changed the multiplexes around for S London (and elsewhere?) a couple of years ago and many people with fairly standard-type TV aerials can't get BBC4 terrestrially, so the only option is via iPlayer. The claim is that it's temporary so I don't want to change aerial for something temporary. Plus it looks like they're dumping BBC4 at the end of the year anyway.

Capita, Fujitsu and pals tuck into slices of £3bn London NHS framework

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The Usual Suspects.

Remember the Dutch kid who stuck his finger in a dam to save the village? Here's the IT equivalent

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I worked for Imperial College a long time ago and they had guided tours of the server rooms. The emergency stop buttons were located quite high up, but not quite high enough to avoid being hit by some tall spotty prospective's head as they leant back on the wall. Happened at least twice IIRC.

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Laughing at me

Same happened to me, probably more than once, but the one I remember is in the early days of a certain large e-commerce retailer using, then Dec Alpha servers Went to reboot an app server, pressed button on NFS server. Spotted mistake while finger was still pressing button. Stuck there while colleagues came in and laughed at me.

We are absolutely, definitively, completely and utterly out of IPv4 addresses, warns RIPE

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It's not static. It changes from time to time - which is annoying.

College student with 'visions of writing super-cool scripts' almost wipes out faculty's entire system

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Re: I too have had that

I found a script at a certain bank which did that. Well I found the script after it had destroyed a few systems. It had the immortal "rm -rf /$variable" where of course $variable hadn't been set.

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Yep - did that on a Solaris box a long time ago, and it didn't just go up one level but all the way to the root directory (and everything underneath). That might have been an early Solaris quirk.

Users fail to squeak through basic computer skills test. Well, it was the '90s

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Sauteed

My very first full time job was tech support in the Comp Sci dept at a well known London university. One day a senior lecturer came down with a sorry looking (probably Sun) keyboard. She said she'd puked on it, and then in her infinite wisdom decided to soak it in cooking oil to see if that helped. Needless to say it was knackered, and I wasn't super keen on investigating further.

OK Google, why was your web traffic hijacked and routed through China, Russia today?

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Cui bono?

I suspect we'll never really know who did it.

Sysadmin left finger on power button for an hour to avert SAP outage

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Emergency power off

First job working in the comp sci department at a well-known technology-focused university in London. Annually we'd show prospective students around the facilities including the server rooms. There were big red emergency power-off buttons in various places. A particularly tall budding student decides to lean back against the wall and... These were the days of IBM 4331s, various DEC servers, a big ICL mainframe and others. Generally things didn't tend to work well after a sudden power-off.

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Did this myself

DEC AlphaServer, also around 1999, working for well-known internet-based retailer. Went to power cycle some server, accidentally pressed power button on adjacent server (probably a rather critical NFS server). Boss came in after 10 minutes and laughed at me stuck there.

How long does it take an NHS doctor to turn on a computer?

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Ha, I once worked for Data General supporting those Clariion arrays used by hospitals. I remember one big hospital in particular, who provided a computer room for the new equipment. An onsite tech told me the story of the computer room. Initially they realised they'd forgotten something - mains power. Rip all the machines out, fit power, put machines back in. Once fitted, the realised they'd forgotten something else - network cables. Move all the machines out again, fit networking, put machines back in. Turn everything on - yay! Bugger - it's all getting rather hot. Oh no, we forgot cooling. Move machines out, fit aircon, put machines back in. Aircon not fitted properly, floods the computer room...

Perhaps middle-aged blokes SHOULDN'T try 34-hour-long road trips

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Re: Lane merging

We don't really have a standard for that in the UK. I can think of 3 examples of slow merging to fast within about 3 miles of my home.

'Use 1 capital' password prompts make them too predictable – study

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Long passwords

Password handling is one of the most borked aspects of websites. The amount of sites that don't specify a max number of chars but will let you enter (say) a 20 or 30 char password, and then mysteriously you're unable to login afterwards because presumably they've trimmed the password to some invisible maximum and you haven't got a clue what it is.

Samsung's spying smart TVs don't encrypt voice recordings sent over the internet – new claim

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Re: Hollywood is responsible....

If we're talking ancient unpatched versions of OpenSSL with glaring security flaws then 100 Microsofts = 1 Apple.

Scary code of the week: Valve Steam CLEANS Linux PCs (if you're not careful)

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I've not fallen for the old unset/empty variable problem with rm, but back in the nineties on an early Solaris or possibly SunOS 4.x box I wanted to remove some hidden directories so executed something like 'rm -rf \.*' . Whether due to a bug or my misunderstanding it also started removing everything in '..' and continued going upwards to the root directory and traversing into other subdirectories. I wasn't popular. And it was my job to put it right - which I did!

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