* Posts by imanidiot

4421 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Mar 2012

We're great, boasts Huawei in founder's Little Red Book – but isn't that a video game screenshot?

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Re: Well, on the other hand,

The stupid thing is that Panda's even have all the digestive system traits of a carnivore, and they could likely do very well on a diet with meat. They simply refuse to eat anything other than bamboo. Since they're too stupid to live, I vote we just let them die out.

Can't bear to part with that well-worn copy of Windows 7? Microsoft might let you keep it updated an extra year

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Re: "as I can tell no telemetry actually getting out to Redmond"

I have other measures in place. I've so far not seen them attempt to ignore the hosts file.

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Re: "as I can tell no telemetry actually getting out to Redmond"

Pointing all known Microsoft slurping servers to 0.0.0.0 in the hosts files works wonders. Just use a tool like W10Privacy

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Re: "as I can tell no telemetry actually getting out to Redmond"

Thats why you don't rely on just the Windows settings to turn off the snooping.

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Re: The cost of Win10 is far too high.

Really? I am running win10 pro, and after running some extra privacy enhancing tweaks, I get no advertising, only the occasional update (long release schedule, so not the "latest and brokenest") and near as I can tell no telemetry actually getting out to Redmond.

Dixons hits back at McAfee's £30m antivirus sueball: Your AV didn't work on Windows 10S

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Re: Windows 10S...as useful as a chocolate teapot

"Oh no, I don't want to make a fuss"

The proper reply: "That's why I'm offering that I take it back. I have no such compunctions"

Back to school with El Reg - how about a chunky Lenovo for the student in your life?

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Re: should be

Until you find out the "special, licensed, super expensive, school approved" software that has to run on it only exists in Windows flavor and doesn't even run under Wine or the likes.

Uncle Sam is asking Americans if they could refrain from slapping guns on their drones

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Re: But...but

That's not exactly how it worked though: See this explanation

YouTube algorithms mistake sparring robots for animal cruelty, gamers snooped on via Xbox AI, and more

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I wouldn't be surprised. Some humans are just too lazy/stupid to use a mouse and/or keyboard for anything fast and don't use their computer for much more than "Cortana, show me the funny email from Marge with the cats wearing glasses".

US soldier cleared of taking armoured vehicle out for joyride – because he's insane, court says

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Re: How things have changed

Yes.

Clip, clip, hooray: NASA says it will send Clipper probe to Europa, will attempt no landing there

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Re: Nitpick

Hey, I'm sure the dolphins resent that remark!

Overstock's share price has plummeted. Is it Trump's trade war? Bad results? Nope, its CEO has gone bonkers...

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Nietzsche

and the whole consciousness-expanding thing. Think William Blake, Nietzsche etc. copious amounts of psychoactive drugs.

There, made it far more likely to be real!

==> If it wasn't obvious ==>

It will never be safe to turn off your computer: Prankster harnesses the power of Windows 95 to torment fellow students

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Re: sad mac

Next level evil, replace the "it's now safe to turn off" screen with a screenshot of the desktop

Pokémon Red and Blue-era trading cards just made their owner a load of green: Complete set sells at auction for $107k

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Re: The youngin

If the Youngin has touched or handled them, they'll not be in mint condition anymore. And thus suddenly worth a few pence/cents a piece.

US military swoops into DEF CON seeking a few good hackers for debut aviation pwning village

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The most secure system

"So we're looking to build security systems around them to lock off potential threats."

The most secure system is still unplugging it from remote control interfaces and posting some guys with m16/m4 rifles and guarddogs around.

Here's to beer, without which we'd never have the audacity to Google an error message at 3am

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Re: Coding under the influence

Thats the one. The sketch I meant starts at 26:20 (last one of the episode).

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Re: Coding under the influence

Possibly, but it's blocked on my side of the North Sea, so I couldn't tell.

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Re: Not on booze...

Also known as Rubber Duck Debugging

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Re: Coding under the influence

I wish I could find and link the relevant Mitchell and Webb sketch on the "Innebriati" (I know it was That Mitchell and Webb Look S04E04) Unfortunately it seems to have been scoured from Youtube.

Ohm my God: If you let anyone other than Apple replace your recent iPhone's battery, expect to be nagged by iOS

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Re: You were lucky.....

"the company that has my best interests at heart"

Really? What company would that be then? The company that keeps showing they are incompetent when it comes to board design? The company that keeps denying they buggered something up until most people affected have already thrown their device out or paid for very expensive repairs before opening a warranty program? The company that does everything they can to make sure you can't get genuine spare parts? The company that denies it's possible to recover data from even water damaged devices (When shown repeatedly it IS possible)? The company that would rather tell you repairs will cost more than what you originally paid for something than invest in some proper training and troubleshooting to find the fault in a 5 cent component?

That company?

Yeah, good luck with that. I'll stick with my ultra cheap Android with the clear assumption the company doesn't give a rats ass about me or my device and the hundreds of other companies that provide spares for it so I can repair it myself. I can literally buy 10 of the phones I have now for the price of one high end iPhone. And an Apple device would provide me NO benefit whatsoever.

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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Re: Take away their spade

That would only lead them to get another spade, or continue digging with something more suitable like a hydraulic digger. Best take their spade and beat them with it until they promise to stop.

=> but only half =>

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Re: One Network to Rule Them All

The link between the secure flight controls and navigation network (third network in the article) and the flight crew and maintenance network (second network) will be needed for things like engine management data too. Things like engine and FADEC system parameters are very important data for the maintenance crews working on the craft between flights. I agree the first network could be fully airgapped from the second and third layer, however that public facing network is probably still running things that the maintenance network wants to know about. (Things like the in-flight entertainment system might not seem important, but play a vital role for both airline image and keeping the cattle calm during the flight)

Linux Journal runs shutdown -h now for a second time: Mag editor fires parting shot at proprietary software

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Re: Seems unnecessarily pessimistic

"Or maybe I'm being hopelessly optimistic?"

Yes, but that doesn't have to make you wrong per se. RasPi and the like will help create a new flock of young-uns interested in computers at a deeper level. How large that flock will be remains to be seen.

As many as 100,000 IBM staff axed in recent years as Big Blue battles to reinvent itself from IT's 'old fuddy duddy'

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Re: The red flag

The thing is, can you actually, when promted "cold", write all those important things down? The devil is in the details and it's quite often difficult to remember those small things that seem insignificant that matter. On top of that it's often not single things or singular experiences that make the greybeard valuable. It's the whole stack of all the things they know that lets them make connections between all the disparate facts, events and errors thats leads to that lightbulb moment. That is not something that can be replaced by a wiki page.

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The red flag

As an engineer I WANT a company dealing with either old or existing tech to have a good flock of greybeards around. They're the actual encyclopedia of the company. They're the ones that have stored all the lessons in a way that can never be recorded. Even I as a 30-something year old have already gathered knowledge that I don't even know I have. There's so much that you learn along the way that never shows up in a "lessons learned" list (if your company even lets you have the time to make those). A company existing mainly of overenthusiastic 20 year olds? They better be selling something truly revolutionary or extremely cheap (with the understanding support from them will be effectively 0) for me to want to deal with them.

Hack a small airplane? Yes, we CAN (bus) – once we physically break into one, get at its wiring, plug in evil kit...

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Re: I'm a GA Pilot and I've wondered

"fly by looking out the window and looking at my paper maps."

Are fuel-to-noise-converter pilots actually capable of looking outside?

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Re: Physical Access

"aircraft repo"

You do know that show is ENTIRELY scripted and staged right? It's ALL fake (except the pilot season, that was much closer to reality)

Will someone plz dump our shizz on the Moon, NASA begs as one of the space biz vendors drops out

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Re: Sounds like a job for...

It was wrapped up in red tape. I doubt it has been unwrapped since, and the passing of Lester Haines probably set things back even further. There were some comments that the remaining team was trying to move things forward at the time, but we haven't heard anything since.

When you play the game of Big Spendy Thrones, nobody wins – your crap chair just goes missing

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I'm an Idiot!

We don't mean to poo-poo this, but... The Internet of S**t has literally arrived thanks to Pampers smart diapers

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Re: diapers?

The old bat? Crazy old coot?

I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead

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Re: keeping swappable spares in stock might make sense

The problem is that the decision NOT to buy spares is always made when the kit is first installed, spares are plentiful and the number of processes running on it are not too bloated, so cost of downtime isn't too great. So a beancounter looks at the numbers and veto's having spares because "the cost outweighs the benefit".

Give it a few years and all those processes have grown in importance and a few got added. Meanwhile the manufacturer has come up with new shiny, shiny kit and the spares for your stuff now have to come from the "long term support center" at triple the cost and four times the delivery time. Downtime is now absolutely killing and guaranteed to be 4 times as long, but since the beancounters originally calculated you don't need spares, you can't have spares.

Will that old Vulcan's engines run? Bluebird jet boat team turn to Cold War bomber

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Re: Looks knackered

I wouldn't worry too much about corrosion or degradation of the engines. Those things are absolutely soaked in oil usually.

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Re: Not British

The spike created a shockwave and it was positioned such that this shockwave was JUST inside the lip of the engine. Too far back and the airflow entered the engine too fast, causing damage, too far forward and the engine was starved of air and stopped producing any thrust at all in an instant (Called an unstart, these could apparently be very violent in the SR71 and A12). The compression of the air by this shockwave did the majority of the compression and most of the high pressure air was bled from midway through the compressor stage of the engine and injected directly into the afterburner through bypass doors. It mixed with the hot exhaust of the engine and provided a lot of extra thrust. (What percentage seems to still be classified because I find a lot of different values from "the majority", to "about half").

BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here

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Re: For the record

No, I'm Spartacus Anonymous Coward!

Go fourth and multi-Pi: Raspberry Pi 4 lands today with quad 1.5GHz Arm Cortex-A72 CPU cores, up to 4GB RAM...

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Re: B****r!

If it fits for what they want/need it for, they still have a perfectly fine Pi. So what if it's not the latest shiny shiny. That doesn't stop the other ones out there from operating just fine.

Flight Simulator 2020: Exciting new ride or a doomed tailspin in a crowded market?

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Re: "I don't agree with the author that it has to work with the old ESP framework"

While I agree it would be beneficial to be able to import the old models, if you've ever tried to work with .air files describing the flight behaviour of the aircraft you'll know it's a pain. By the time of FS2004 and FSX even MS/Aces Studios couldn't quite figure out what each parameter was supposed to do and how it interacted with the simulator framework (As witnessed by the abysmal flight characteristics of the default 747 for instance).

Many of the add-ons (especially the more extensive ones) were broken between the original FS series as well and required a lot of rework often requiring repurchasing. I don't think this would stop uptake of the new version if it offered enough of an upgrade to do so.

A better (and more real world units based) flight model could go a long way towards that.

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Re: Physics

In case anybody DOESN'T get that reference, start listening over here

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If MS wants this to be a succes the it'll have to be:

- As easy to expand as the original. I don't agree with the author that it has to work with the old ESP framework as anyone who worked with it will know it was clunky to say the least but it can improve on this with actual documentation (Free and openly available) and use of real world units instead of weird scalars that affected 3 different aspects of a model at the same time (an not mutually exclusive of course).

- Run offline without requiring an internet connection

- Provide "good enough" flight physics out of the box. No-one into serious simming ever accused the MS flight models of being accurate, but that's where point number one, add-ons, comes back in.

- Provide the same scenery wise: Good enough elevation data, some detailed large airports around the world, the full Jeppesen database reproduced procedurally (not super accurately, leave that to the community and industry)

- Priced attractively enough for the general public (80 Euros max for a single not-for-profit license) and for businesses (Offer cheaper single seat, single user commercial licenses and the like)

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Re: Physics

"In real life what causes most crashes are not pilot error but mechanical and system failures."

uhhhmm, No. The root cause is rarely mechanical or systems failure. Every single country that keeps statistics and does investigations finds that while mechanical and systems failures are often contributing factors the main killer for aircrews/pilots is "Loss of situational awareness". Focus on problem solving the system failure (even if it's not critical) leads to loss of awareness and pilots stop doing the important job of flying the aircraft.

Monster magnet in my pocket: Boffins' gizmo packs 45.5-tesla punch and weighs just 390g

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Re: So many "look at this cool thing"

No application YET.

Nobody knew what to do with the LASER when they first made one too. It was considered a curiosity/party trick.

ALIS through the looking glass: F-35 fighter jet's slurpware nearly made buyers pull out – report

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Re: Please explain...

To be fair, even the Harrier couldn't operate from unprepared ground. It needed a sturdy pad too and yes, even the harrier did a lot of damage to the ground. It was just much more limited than with the F-35B. The standard flightdecks of carriers designed to handle the blast of conventional afterburner jet engines could handle the Harriers output for a limited time. The F-35 is just too much.

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Re: Please explain...

The harrier was lighter and spread the output of the engine over 4 nozzles instead of 2 big ones. The engine design also meant the exhaust was cooler for the Pegasus than it is for the F135.

Maximum output of the Pegasus 106kN, output of the F135 in hover mode 181 kN. That's close to 8 metric tons of extra force in a hotter, more focused bundle.

Facebook won't nuke deepfakes? OK, let's tear up those precious legal protections from user-posted content, then

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The thing is

When is a the news/history value of a "deep fake" video large enough that it should stay up? The very fact POTUS tweeted about it, and the discussion it caused would be reason to keep a video like the one of Pelosi up. At the very best it could include a short pre-roll warning it has been identified as a deep-fake.

The second thing is that having a censoring mechanism like this creates a giant risk of actual censoring happening. If a REAL video is claimed to be fake by politicians, can they keep it out of the media attention simply by virtue of claiming it's a deep fake? It creates an opening that shouldn't exist imho. If the politicians want people to be able to judge real from fake and judge news for themselves, maybe they should adres the educational system and create actual critical citizens who can think for themselves. Of course no politician actually dares do that.

Separate question, if a video actually IS fake but good enough to fool almost anyone, how are FaceGoogTube supposed to identify it as fake?

Gonna be so cool when we finally get into space, float among the stars, work out every day, inject testosterone...

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Strictly speaking they are not lifting anything that we would describe as weights. All forces are generated by pressure differentials in the device (aRED).

NASA goes commercial, publishes price for trips to the ISS – and it'll be multi-millionaires only for this noAirBNB

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Re: Side effect of a two party system?

This CPGgrey video explains quite clearly why FPTP is a terrible voting system doomed to become a 2 party system.

You won't guess where European mobile data was rerouted for two hours. Oh. You can. Yes, it was China Telecom

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Black Helicopters

A fuckup is a fuckup, a hack's a hack

I have no doubt many of these incidents are just fuckups. "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately ascribed to stupidity". However, a fuckup this large requires either a special kind of stupid or malice and the latter starts being the more believable explanation. Generally though I have a hard time believing the problems caused by China or Russia are all (or partly) caused by malicious effort, and all the incidents coming from the US are entirely and purely accidental. I don't believe for a second the TLA's wouldn't use this sort of attack. --> Is that a Blackhawk I hear approaching?

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

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Re: At home

You'd be surprised how many surge"protectors" available for sale are strictly speaking just fancy pass-throughs with NOTHING in them to actually stop any damaging voltage/current making it across.

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Re: BANG!

If that plug hadn't been used before that wouldn't save you from receiving a nasty jolt.

230V through the arm is not fun.

Finally, people who actually understand global trade to probe Trump's tariffs on Chinese goods

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"you should just thank the U.S. for what we did today (with our close Allies) to make even posting here possible."

A: You can fuck right off. Anybody that uses that argument deserves a swift kick in the balls because it is NEVER someone that actually had ANY involvement in that war. I'm thankful for the veterans that actually did fight in the European and Pacific theaters. The nation and especially it's citizens don't just get to claim special status or "gratitude" after the fact. The US did the right thing back then. It did a lot of stupid, irresponsible shit after that (Cold war, Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Irak to name but a few).

B: "EVERY Country should negotiate FAIR and BALANCED trade agreement", yes, yes they should. And that INCLUDES the US. Look at the history of trade negotiations worldwide and you'll find the US doesn't really like actually doing those sorts of deals.

Bad news from science land: Fast-charging li-ion batteries may be quick to top up, but they're also quick to die

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I can't help but think that blasting a battery with high energy X-ray photons isn't exactly going to help in the damage department either. No doubt fast charging is bad for batteries, but how exactly is that new knowledge? I thought that was pretty much "known". This might go to explain the WHY though but it's not news that it's happening imho.