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AI agents found vulns in this popular Linux and Unix print server

chuckufarley
Holmes

"This" has always been my issue with CUPS on Linux...

...If I don't have a printer installed why does my entire desktop depend on it? Seriously. Install any given Linux desktop and then uninstall CUPS. You will be left with a box that only runs a CLI. That's great if your last name is Torvalds but the rest of us use a hell if more than the command line.

OpenAI patches ChatGPT flaw that smuggled data over DNS

chuckufarley
Coat

What's next?

Exfiltrating training data over UDP and IPX/SPX? In this world if it can happen it will happen.

AI will write code, but prepare to babysit it – and be sure you speak its language

chuckufarley
Joke

Of course I want to fire all of the developer!

They keep making buggy software! If they would just be perfect like me then I wouldn't whine at all...

AWS would prefer to forget March ever happened in its UAE region

chuckufarley
Trollface

This makes me wonder...

...Why I ever doubted cloud computing.

When it comes to catastrophic space weather, the UK is holding a cocktail umbrella

chuckufarley
Holmes

Re: While a repeat of the Carrington Event...

Oh, well, forgive me for trying to keep shit simple! "If you say nothing and smile everyone will wonder what you are smiling at."

Go grow some grey hair.

chuckufarley
Mushroom

While a repeat of the Carrington Event...

...is at most unlikely in the near future, humanity could easily survive a repeat. Provided that a repeat was the only thing to worry about. Oh, to live in such a perfect world!

In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies

chuckufarley
Joke

Who? Me?

Play the Trumpet? Why I am not a Billionaire at all, Sir!

Rogue AI agents can work together to hack systems and steal secrets

chuckufarley

If only...

...the people trying so hard to redefine civilization would take a long, hard look at the actual foundations of civilization. Aristotle may no longer be in vogue but he had some fucking brilliant ideas such as a logical basis for ethics. Not that that matters anymore because the horse has already bolted.

Governments across Asia order work from home, thanks to Iran war

chuckufarley
Coat

You gotta do what you gotta do...

...And it's often not a pretty thing that you do. The shame of it is that We The People are still doing what we want to do.

Ex-NASA chief gives Isaacman's Moon reboot a thumbs up, stays schtum on the awkward bits

chuckufarley
Coat

I don't trust them...

...No beards, no grey hair, hardly any wrinkles. They might know a thing or two but they haven't had time to learn much at all.

Lenovo shows off snap-together laptop with removable keyboard, screen, and ports

chuckufarley
Joke

But wait...

...Where are the cup holders?

Cisco turns to titanium spoons and sand dunes to build a better … box?

chuckufarley
Facepalm

I bet this advance in case design...

..cost them less money and garnered more press coverage than the umpteen million CVE's their software generates per year. I, for glad, am some things never change. Now if we would find a way to get the right things to change...

Snyk CEO bails, wants someone with more AI experience to replace him

chuckufarley
Joke

Maybe they will hire me...

...I'm by far old enough to be a CEO, I am very disruptive (Especially my bladder. Comes with the grey beard.), and I know buzzwords from multiple decades! I bet all I'd have to do is train an AI solely on American politicians' campaign speeches over the last 65 years and I wouldn't even need to actually join one of those Zoomer calls.

Open source registries don't have enough money to implement basic security

chuckufarley
Boffin

Re: Name and Shame ?

I down voted and I want to pay pay. I'm just poor and can't afford medical services let alone software.

chuckufarley
Facepalm

Just what the retiries need...

...having to pay for something that sets them free because it is free. Yes, the registries need a helping hand but asking everyone to pay isn't going to work when the the organizations that gain the top 60% of the befits could foot 100% of the bill while losing less then 0.01% of their profits and the people they abuse everyday must resort to public assistance just to eat. Remember that dying of malnutrition is a lot like dying of starvation but it takes years, if not decades, longer.

AI agent seemingly tries to shame open source developer for rejected pull request

chuckufarley
Coat

The new normal...

...is the same as the old normal.

How the GNU C Compiler became the Clippy of cryptography

chuckufarley

Re: Can someone please explain to me ...

No need to pay extra when the source code is free.

chuckufarley

There is a section in the Gentoo handbook that specifically warns users against setting -O3 globally in the make.conf $CFLAGS. Linux From Scratch also warns against using it in their handbook. Even the GCC manual itself warns that -O3 can and will break some code because it is so aggressive.

Oracle expects investors to pump $50 billion into its cloud this year alone

chuckufarley

Re: Oracle's strategic moves under pressure

Fast crap isn't any better than slow crap. Just saying.

chuckufarley
Meh

Meh...

...Oracle has yet to honor it's obligations to the license agreement of Open Solaris. That alone would barely cost them a thing. So why should World+Dog trust them to pay bonds?

Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun

chuckufarley
Coffee/keyboard

I know I am crazy...

...But at least I know that I am not delusional. Things like this make me wonder what Musk "knows." Does he realize that, like me, people will often not be able to follow the leaps of logic his mind makes? Or does he just care about convincing people he is right? I know I am wrong often enough to warrant caution, but then again the times I get things right out number the times I get them wrong. So I was never lucky enough to be a billionaire. But does this billionaire even know that he is crazy? I mean, here is a very brief summary of most of what he posts online:

https://xkcd.com/3201/

Patch Tuesday meets Groundhog Day as Windows hibernation bug returns

chuckufarley
Coat

I am amazed...

...Not by how bad Windows has become. No, that was inevitable. I fact I made a post along those lines nearly nine years ago I think. Anyway, what amazes me is that are still people on youtube posting videos telling people not to switch to Linux.

Capgemini to sell the biz that works for US government amid criticism of ICE contract

chuckufarley
Facepalm

Perhaps I could by it...

...Are they willing to take small monthly payments?

Akamai CEO wants help to defeat piracy, reckons he can handle edge AI alone

chuckufarley
Coat

I would argue...

...That if a person uses FLOSS then the need for piracy disappears. Just my 2 Cents.

Accenture bets AI will ring up retail sales with Profitmind investment

chuckufarley
FAIL

It seems to me...

...That race to use AI based surveillance pricing is a threat to consumers and workers world wide. It will not only extract every possible cent from consumers and leave them with nothing to set aside for retirement but it will also drive down wages in a way that was never before possible. I feel that it is recipe for disaster that could put an end to free market commerce as we know it by transferring all of the wealth away from all but a chosen few.

Finally - a terminal solution to the browser wars

chuckufarley
Joke

just for lulz...

...Brow, do you even Sixel?

chuckufarley

I can easily imagine...

...The Tor Project getting behind a browser like this.

User found two reasons – both of them wrong – to dispute tech support's diagnosis

chuckufarley

Many years ago...

...Like, many years ago, my favorite way to as ask the user questions. Very interested and curious and, um, leading questions. This usually had one of two outcomes: 1.) They would usually realize that there was something that they didn't get but still double down on the fact that they were right, or 2.) Rarely realize that I was trying to instruct them without giving eavesdropping subordinates ammunition to use against them. Then some fucking idiot wrote a book called "Windows95 for Dummies" and EVERYONE was an expert overnight. Except for those that realized they were not in fact dummies and were willing to admit it. If they owned their ignorance and were willing to correct it we got along just fine.

Repent ye inefficient – the ‘Palantir-ization’ of IT services is upon us

chuckufarley
Coat

You have to give ZBS credit here...

...Because very few would actually be up front enough to put the BS right in their name.

AI superintelligence is a Silicon Valley fantasy, Ai2 researcher says

chuckufarley

Re: I keep saying this but...

And again we can thank Science for that no longer being the case. That's my point here. Science is good for everyone and makes all of our lives easier. From the privileged few of today to the unwashed masses of ancient times, Science has been the only reason behind human progress. Sea fairing peoples have existed for at least 20,000 years and they were likely the first to learn that the earth was a sphere. This is a fact. It's also a fact that most of the people that have ever lived were not born into sea fairing cultures. Stop nitpicking and trying to find where a two paragraph post about humanity's progress and lack thereof breaks down. It's only two paragraphs! Of course I have to gloss over and simplify my arguments. I never actually wrote what I would consider a real thesis because the professors make you keep it short.

Now go out there and yell at the people running AI Companies about how they have abandoned Science for their own greed!

chuckufarley

Re: I keep saying this but...

While some people did know that the Earth was in fact round they were in the minority. They vast majority of all humans that have ever lived would and did argue with them about.

chuckufarley
Boffin

I keep saying this but...

...I guess I keep saying it to the wrong people. I'll try to keep it short. There are fundamental gaps in humanity's understanding of how brains work. We know that that they are made of neurons of various types and a few years ago we even discovered that some type of neurons come in sizes ranging from the microscopic to several centimeters long. What we don't know for sure is: How do neurons make the biological equivalent of logic gates, random access memory, hard drives, etc. We also can't definitively say much at all about how brain chemistry works or what role quantum mechanics might or might play in a brain and those the tip of the iceberg. There is a laundry list of other unknowns and it in my opinion humanity would be better served by dumping trillions of dollars into scientific research to answer these questions.

I honestly think it can be done because just look at we have done with science in the last 700 years. We have come from a flat Earth where tiny gnomes living in our stomachs' caused abdominal pains to cat videos in space. https://www.theregister.com/2023/12/20/nasa_psyche_cat_video/ Once the scientists have the funding and other resources they need then maybe we can find a better way to make AI. Maybe even AGI.

Datacenters that don't have their own power supplies will fail

chuckufarley
Coat

Well, this makes it official...

..Gartner is at least five years behind what the rest of us have been talking about for a decade or more.

Self-destructing thumb drive can brick itself and wipe your secret files away

chuckufarley
Joke

This reminds of the guy that went to the library...

...trying to find books on paranoia. It turns out they were behind him...

Big Tech's control freak era is breaking itself apart

chuckufarley

As irrational as it sounds...

...The truth is in the business world there has long been a curse on those that Make Too Much Sense. I lost a lot of business and contracts because of it and until The Powers That Be in business learn better they are doomed to repeat past failures.

For an Enterprise to succeed in the long term they must truly think in the long term but that hasn't been happening in decades, at least. Short term thinking has led us down this road and the road gets shorter every day. Yes, open source is great way for us to get off of it but only if there is a fundamental reevaluation of how success is defined. Without that and some other major growing pains like retraining staff and learning to do with more again, well, I think it's a bit bleak. I am old and cynical.

"Willful ignorance is humanity's Achilles' Heel. Once people decide they no longer have to learn then they stop learning altogether. You can't teach them after that. Sadly, they must come to realize the truth on their own and that only happens when things go wrong for them." --By Unknown

Foxconn hires humanoid robots to make servers at Nvidia's Texas factory

chuckufarley

Meh, I see it as...

...an excuse to drive people to do more and pay them less. The maintenance cost alone will dwarf Obama Care in the long run. In the short run Old Kingdom Egyptian monarchs erected a monolith to warn future rulers against the dangers of famine. If people can't eat you will not stay in power.

Don't take AI to Thanksgiving: Bots have hidden biases

chuckufarley
Joke

I completely disagree...

...LLMs have become so infallible and all powerful that they can never, ever, be wrong. They are superior to mortal humans in all ways. Oh, my sources? It's what I got from on AI chat bot.

Librephone battles the proprietary binary blob

chuckufarley
Facepalm

Re: I know that making something "idiot proof" is a wasted effort..

Look, it is a round about way to make a point about how so many people thought they knew better than this guy, till they didn't and suddenly he was a household name for a few years and was even memed by Jeff Goldberg in "Jurassic Park" but then people forgot about him because they didn't really understand what he did or what it meant. Kinda like:

https://xkcd.com/3154/

I mean, what do metal weights dropped by some random Italian guy in the 16th century have to do with anything today? It took hundreds of years for Galileo's "simple experiment" to be fully understood and then it was only person: Albert Einstein. I am just glad these scientists write things down, publish what their employers allow them to publish, and a lot of people don't want to kill them off like Joseph Stalin did.

So don't ask again. Just think about it. You might make history.

Also, drop the A.C. Cowards in this day and age all vote for the same candidates.

chuckufarley
Go

I know that making something "idiot proof" is a wasted effort..

...After all, idiots are self evident. But look, at some point the smart people have to be smart. Untested? Unverified? These are either people that deserve to get paid or they deserve to be thrown in prison for being a fraud. They work on problems for a living a lot like Dr. Mandelbrot worked on art for living. It's nice to look at it, but can you honestly say you know it?

chuckufarley

Re: Ain't it easier to persuade a SoC manufacturer to make FOSS blobs

It's Option C. The IP that distinguishes SOC vendors (and actually most hardware manufactures and designers) is often not that hard for a competitor to reverse engineer and incorporate into their own products provided that the software that drives it is completely open and honest about what it is doing.

chuckufarley
Linux

God bless them...

...but how many phone models need work?

OpenAI's ChatGPT is so popular that almost no one will pay for it

chuckufarley
Pirate

Why should the average person...

...or even me, have to pay for what was stolen from them? Even if it has been run through a blender and then mixed with what was stolen from everyone else and then infused with plastic polymers to make it "unique." That doesn't mean it's actually good on any level.

ICE plans to scour Facebook, TikTok, X, and even defunct Google+ for illegal immigration leads

chuckufarley
Black Helicopters

Hey, maybe they will hire me...

...I may not be evil but I do know how to mock evil. Oh wait, they may want to kill me now.

Bezos plan for solar powered datacenters is out of this world… literally

chuckufarley
Holmes

Yeah, um, I am going to you

to go into orbit on Saturday. Thanks.

So what does Jeff know about physics that the rest of us don't? Thermal convection is an extremely inefficient cooling mechanism in a vacuum. The proverbial Sheep would cook itself before it ever reached maximum velocity. It doesn't matter how rich you are, what your rank is, or who you know. Physics is.

College student went on a destructive rampage, then confessed to ChatGPT, cops say

chuckufarley
Coat

Then he...

...Files for bankruptcy, just like Don would do. Ain't America Great?

Microsoft CTO says he wants to swap most AMD and Nvidia GPUs for homemade chips

chuckufarley
Coat

Microsoft has has alway been great...

...At getting what they want. Their customers are screwed though.

Cyber threat-sharing law set to shut down, along with US government

chuckufarley
Pirate

Well, it's a good thing Windows 10 support does not end next month...

...Oh, wait.

No! Do Not Wait!

FOMO? Brit banking biz rolls out AI tools, talks up security

chuckufarley
Big Brother

Don't do it!

Open source models might contain code owned by SCO!

Linux Mint picks up the pace with LMDE 7 and Wayland-ready Cinnamon

chuckufarley
Go

I am sick and tired...

...of fighting with my computers to get them to do what I want them to do. If the defaults are pleasing to the eye, the iscsi initiator mounts the targets before the processes that need them start, and it's still stable and and secure, well...I'll sell my mother for it. She pasted away a long time I'm afraid, but as a retiree I don't have a lot of liquid assets.

HybridPetya: More proof that Secure Boot bypasses are not just an urban legend

chuckufarley
Holmes

"no real-world implications"

https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/11/turing_machine_0day_no_patch_available/

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