
Just what we need...
...More sharks with lasers. Can't someone give the Crossing Guards lasers?
Seriously, I doubt most Americans will be able to afford such a screening for a generation or more. The better it works the longer it will take for the majority of patients to have access to it. That's because Obama Care isn't Health Care, it's just health insurance.
By giving lasers to the Crossing Guards near schools we could generate income for municipalities in the form of speeding tickets. This income could then fund actual Health Care for children and adults with cancer.