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Microsoft site throwing warnings after someone forgot to renew cert

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Re: Outlook Features

I believe that Outlook (Classic) New does, but Outlook (New) or Outlook Classic (New) do not. But if it's on Android the Outlook (Lite) and Outlook definitely do, other than when they don't, because someone forgot to renew a certificate. But Outlook on iPhone does not, except for the versions that do. But Outlook on the Web does, and Outlook downloaded from the Web does, but only the new version. You can't get the old version from the Web. Except if it's the Outlook on the Web version.

Hope that helps.

Dell slims down business laptops, fattens up cooling and battery life

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It doesn't matter the specs, your RAM will be rented back to you anyways

Shrinking down the bulk, and making it last longer.... hmmm, looks awfully like we are moving to mandatory thin client computing, doesn't it?

Holding on to my i7 32GB Latitude here, you can prise it from my cold dead hands

UK to rethink tech buying after Palantir contracts

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Why can it not be

Why can it not be "UK to rethink tech after Trump makes US intolerably hostile to rest of world"?

Hardly anybody bought Samsung's last smartphones for AI. It hopes this year's models change that

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"AI"... What?

Yeah, AI. I know what it is. But even The Reg couldn't give us a compelling reason to buy a S25.

I own one, I don't really know what the AI features are. Who's fault is that?

Microsoft starts the countdown for the end of Exchange Web Services

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Alternative Graph API - absolute joke

I own a bit of software in use at universities for calendar management, and the Graph API isn't complete. For example you can't set the colour of a category, and you can in EWS.

Typical Microsoft - goodbye open Internet, one step at a time.

Trump says he got a deal for rare earths in Greenland, but they won't come easy

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*sigh*

Donald Trump? On *my* The Register?

Rackspace tests customer loyalty with brutal email price hike

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Have Broadcom taken them over too?

This seems like it's straight out of the Broadcom pricing playbook: calculate the sweet spot between churn and profit, and raise your prices accordingly.

There will, as with VMware, be people who simply cannot be bothered to leave and as a result will not.

Less customers for the same (or more) money.

Baby's got clack: HP pushes PC-in-a-keyboard for businesses with hot desks

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The march towards 'rent your own PC' continues

This is just a drive towards thin clients under a different name. Enteprise first, but then residential & SME ultimately.

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

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Says someone who has clearly never done it before.

Pension portal launch fail sends Capita running to Microsoft for help

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WTF?

"On time"

If it's not finished, it's not on time.

"Here's your house"

"What? It's got no roof!"

"At least it's on time"

Capita gonna Capita.

Xero to start charging developers API usage fees, replacing revenue share deals

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The Xero API is fucking awful

There's so many things you cannot do, and Xero have no interest in developing it.

Want to send a statement to a customer via the API? Can't. Just one of the many steps thet remain manual.

I hope they take the usage fees and improve the API.

But I know they won't.

Fake home invasion vid lands woman in real trouble

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Re: 8 police cars?

Is that you, Kemi?

Exchange Online will start archiving your oldest emails before your inbox bursts

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Re: Stupid cognitive model

Archives are typically on slower/cheaper storage in the data centre so it costs a fraction (and searches take longer but happen way less frequently).

Tesla on the wrong tracks with Fail Self Driving, Senators worry

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It's still called FSD though

Those Americans will allow anything to be called anything, won't they?

Well, good news -- introducing my latest invention, it's the Fully Touchable Fire (beta)! This fire is powerful enough to burn down your entire village (including its idiot) and one day will be fully touchable with your bare hands! For now you have to use flame-proof gloves.

Suetopia: Generative AI is a lawsuit waiting to happen to your business

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Bold of you to say this

when the stock photo you've used looks like the ESET android robot from 10+ years ago.

Users left scrambling for a plan B as Dropbox drops Dropbox Passwords

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"Or just"

Is this your first visit to an IT news website?

Are you lost?

I've got 1,900ish items in my password manager, all (okay most) of them have highly complex passwords. Sure lots of them are probably for websites and resources that are now dead, but there's no way that I would survive as a mobile IT engineer now unless I set all of my passwords as the same word which is

A

REALLY

STUPIDLY

BAD

THING

TO

DO

And you should know this, and you should feel bad for even suggesting it.

Or you're trolling. In which case good work, you made me log in and reply.

Retailer Co-op: Attackers snatched all 6.5M member records

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Where's the GDPR fines in all of this?

I thought that's what we were supposed to be hurtling towards?

While supermarkets financially penalise their customers for not handing over their identity with every shop, this data theft will continue.

And with the Co-op being one of the difficult ones to anonymise your data on (because you have to pay, via debit card, to get your membership card and discounts) they are likely to have lore accurate data than if, say, Tesco got breached.

And yes I know there's non-app and non-debit-card ways to join, but those are the ones so heavily pushed.

Ingram Micro confirms ransomware behind multi-day outage

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World's second largest IT distributor

If the second largest IT disty (behind TDSynnex) can't get their shit together, what hope do the rest of us on our shoestring budgets have?

Firefox is dead to me – and I'm not the only one who is fed up

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Re: Just an idea - has anyone used "AI" to write a browser ?

It seems like you're in upper management. Have you actually tried AI?

The new WhatsApp chatbot that Meta forced into it, you can ask it how to disable itself. It replies, very helpfully, that you can go into settings > chats > etc > etc and disable it that way. Except those options don't exist.

AI is very good at generating things that look realistic but aren't possible, why do you think it would be any good at being able to create a browser?

VodafoneThree's a crowd – now comes the hard bit

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Re: Were all the good names taken?

Throdaphone

ASUS to chase business PC market with free AI, or no AI - because nobody knows what to do with it

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Maybe they should talk to the people that maintain, not buy, them

My top ten reasons for not buying anything other than Dell all involve things that happen *after* the item is purchased.

Drivers, warranty, phone support, dispatch of parts, replacement of parts, engineers that know how to fix and replace said parts...

And did I mention drivers? Drivers that just extract and install. Drivers that just work, don't bundle any shitware, don't scatter icons all over desktops, and driver packages that I can image, deploy, and the likes.

If they want to get into the enterprise, they have to understand how the enterprise wants their kit to work, from cradle to grave.

Euro techies call for sovereign fund to escape Uncle Sam's digital death grip

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GPS

Has anyone thought about what would happen if the Failed Steak Salesman decides to turn off GPS or charge for it?

Microsoft will kill Remote Desktop soon, insists you'll love replacement

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Bearing in mind how shoddy the Calculator app is now

I absolutely can't wait for this to ruin my life a little bit further.

Outlook is poor for those still on Windows Mail, Calendar, People apps by end of year

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re: sarcasm without contribution

Seriously though, I just installed RHEL on my laptop, and if there's a good Outlook-like app that handles multiple o365 accounts and calendars & contacts, please do let us all know.

NHS major 'cyber incident' forces hospitals to use pen and paper

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Twenty five years ago

Twenty five years ago I was the network admin for a secondary school which just got its first Internet connection. Before releasing it to all an' sundry, we implemented things like strict proxy servers and firewalling, to prevent computers just arbitrarily connecting out to the Internet.

We allowed port 80 and 443 access to all domains, unless they were on a content filtering blacklist (initially, and then category-based filtering as time went on). But overall, we prevented access to the net for most things, unless there was a good reason to not. We did MITM SSL inspection too, and pushed our CA certificate to domain-joined workstations (and there was no guest wifi).

Back then (he says, bring his blanket a little closer and the ash from his pipe flaking in his beard) there were less threats and more control. Now it seems like we have more threats and less control: pesky CDNs and AWS/Azure VMs means you can't just block a range, or even a domain name sometimes, as it's shared by something else. Everything is dynamic, and we seem to have reduced our ability to respond appropriately: "just let the machine do whatever it wants" seems to be the default firewall setting.

Why aren't we segmenting our LANs from our WANs properly anymore? Why is it the default to just let the computer, the phones, the IoTs do whatever they want on our networks and down our pipes?

Feeld dating app's security too open-minded as private data swings into public view

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Re: Took (probably too) long for the penny to drop...

It's a play on words of the popular British pasttime "playing the field"

You wouldn't understand

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Error in article

Disclosure timeline link does not go where it should, links to another article

Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

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Re: cue the wailing

No, about how you can't set multiple IPs on a network adapter using the settings app.

Or change advanced hardware settings like jumbo frames or VLAN tagging.

Or update the drivers of the thing you're looking at.

Three things I do quite often, given my line of work.

I can hear Microsoft now: "oh that's done via powershell" - nope, in the sea you get.

I just wanna keep my ncpa.cpl shortcute please, thanks

How Apple Wi-Fi Positioning System can be abused to track people around the globe

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FYI, GL.iNet are releasing randomised BSSID

I've just had a firmware update advertised to me for version 4.6.2 (preview) and one of the features is you can turn on randomised BSSID to prevent tracking.

https://blog.gl-inet.com/preventive-actions-to-safeguard-glinet-users-from-bssid-based-location-tracking/

Police allege 'evil twin' of in-flight Wi-Fi used to steal passenger's credentials

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"Should not require logging in through ... a social media account"

"AFP Western Command Cybercrime detective inspector Andrea Coleman pointed out that free Wi-Fi services should not require logging in through an email or social media account."

But they frequently do, even for the big players they want you to pass through a Facebook window to authenticate yourself against. And for good reason (so they can identify who's been slurping down the things they shouldn't) but this advice is just bonkers..

Or, maybe just don't use free wifi?

British Airways blames T5 luggage chaos on fault 'outside of our control'

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Flame

Why does my mobile provider have my suitcase?

Yes, I know they do general comms, I've used them for leased lines in the last few months (Vodafone circuit with an Openreach tail, no end of problems getting that installed, don't do it).

But I'd be curious to know why it was Vodafone's problem - a company that's responsible for shipping billions of voice and data packets a second and it's taken out a ... suitcase carousel? What?

Also, as "tin 2" said, the buck stops with the baggage handler company and the airport? The comms provider isn't responsible for this ... and if they are, why is there a single point of failure? Aren't we better than that now?

CIO who dropped VMware 18 months ago now feeling thoroughly chuffed

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Nutanix has a long way to go before it can properly compete with vmware

I've been installing vmware for about 10 years and picking up Nutanix was like trying to pick up a tin of paint but without the handle, or the tin.

I'm still struggling to get their Move (migration tool) appliance to download from the portal. Freeloaders like us are apparently licenced for it but Nutanix staff (in the Discord) are directing me to third-party websites that show me how to work around a bug in their portal.

At least with vmware they called things by unique names (vmotion, esxi, vsan) so you could Google things. Who calls a tool "Nutanix Move" when everyone's already talking about "how to move to Nutanix"? How am I supposed to get support for that?

Lucky backup might save 100 days of data for InfluxData's GCP Belgium users

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"Anyone stupid enough"

Three comments in and there's already an "anyone stupid enough" comment to blame the victims here.

Customers have expectations of their service providers, that's that.

And anyone, anyone stupid enough to NOT conduct a scream test when discontinuing a service such as this is the real idiot. I've been in IT for 22 years and I learnt about the scream test when I turned off my first server for decommissioning just six months in to my first job.

tsoHost pulls plug on Gridhost service with just 45 days' notice

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I actually got all my hosting stuff deleted 45 days before everyone else did

I had a payment problem (card not accepted -- their problem, not mine), opened a support ticket and I told them please don't suspend my service (gridhost). They didn't, but they did delete it. And then when I called (I am a managed/VIP customer so have phone support access) they said oh well that's because it's been discontinued... I was livid. Then they coughed to say they did send out emails, but I was missed off. In fact yeah, a few people were missed off. Oh actually we aren't decommissioning it yet, but we're not sure why yours has been deleted. Anyway we will restore it.

They did work to restore all my gridhost stuff but didn't do a perfect job of it, so I instructed my (50+ customers) to host elsewhere in the 45 days (which, yes, for large hosting resellers, was nowhere near enough notice).

I have a cpanel server with them which runs perfectly well and I don't really want to move, but I've shuttered the majority of my web hosting business because I can't take another problem like this. And, y'know, Wix and Squarespace are things now.

Tech contractor loses IR35 tribunal appeal: 'Right' to substitute didn't mean he could, say judges

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Coat

Yet another push for us to all go work at Tesco

Well well, if it isn't yet another push of the clever people into normal jobs. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Where the net is cast scoops up more and more people with each day that passes.

There's now so much legislation and gotchas that it is surely going to push people into "normal" work for larger companies that ... uh, don't pay the (morally) correct amount of tax, and ensure their offshore shareholders just get fat on the profits.

Grumble, grumble, grumble...

Visual Basic 6 returns: You've been a good developer all year. You have social distanced, you have helped your mom. Here's your reward

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No, no. You've got that all wrong.

People are VB using developers are people as smartphones using digital experts.

Did I or did I not ask you to double-check that the socket was on? Now I've driven 15 miles, what have we found?

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Paris Hilton

In 2006

In 2006 I worked for a shitty cabling/infrastructure company in Worcestershire (I can say it's shitty now because it doesn't exist ... because it was poorly run). I was employed as the IT lacky (with the title "Network Manager" I had no management responsibility given to me, but all of the blame). I'd inherited an undocumented shit-show, but due to my age it was the first undocumented shit-show I'd ever inherited, so I didn't know what to expect. Needless to say, IT, and me, got a really bad name as I tried to fix things, improve things, and generally make things better.

At 8:30am, as I was driving in to work, I had a call from the woman who works on reception. She told me, in pained tones, that her computer wasning working "again" (despite me having no recollection of the previous time it wasn't working). It wouldn't even switch on, she said. Flustered and embarrassed, I assured her that her desk was the first I would visit when I got to the office at 9am.

And, as I did, and I walked over to her desk, I could see the waist-level socket that her machine plugs into was switched off. So I switched it on, and said "try now" -- she dutifully apologised, and I didn't get that type of call again.

The bashing about everything else (that I hadn't set up, including home VPN config setups conflicting with the IT infrastructure so any VPN-connected user couldn't see the single server that they were to use for all files & on-prem email)...

0ops. 1,OOO-plus parking fine refunds ordered after drivers typed 'O' instead of '0'

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Re: And this ladies and gentlemen...

EO53 PRF checking in here

Doors closed by COVID-19, Brit retro tech museums need your help

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Thumb Up

Promote & sign the petition

Would be good if you mentioned the petition that enables furloughed charity workers to continue to volunteer (for free) for the charity. This should help.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/311559

Microsoft's Family Safety app drills into kids' screen time, browsing habits to help 'facilitate a dialogue'

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Let me tell you why it's useful and isn't the same as Chrome's

Chrome's family safety tools only monitor what happens inside of the Chrome browser (or their device, whatever) but the Microsoft Family stuff monitors the whole Win10 operating system.

I have it in use on my kids' computers. I can control how long they spend in games (only an hour a day between 3pm and 6pm on Minecraft, for example) and generally how long their workstations are accessible for (only between 8am and 6pm) and that Spotify is always allowed, no other web browser is permitted, and it also permits age-based ratings for web browsing (although you can, and should, block youtube for example as typing 'sex' in the search box brings up unsavoury thumbnails, if nothing else).

It'll also enforce Safe Search is on in your chosen search engine.

What's more you can also combine a kid's screen time across Windows and Xbox devices, which means that if you only grant them 2 hours a day, that 2 hours is combined on both the Xbox and their workstation.

Pretty neat all round tbh. Not bad for free.

Ding-dong. Who's there? Any marketing outfit willing to pay: Not content with giving cops access to doorbell cams, Ring also touts personal info

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So... what now?

I have a camera. It appears as though my data has been unlawfully shared. I don't think I consented to this... Now I'm aware of it, I don't like it, anyway.

So, what can a layperson such as myself do to get my money back for my device as I uninstall it from my premises? Where's the breach of contract I can cite?

If you never thought you'd hear a Microsoftie tell you to stop using Internet Explorer, lap it up: 'I beg you, let it retire to great bitbucket in the sky'

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Re: Annoyingly....

Came here to say this. You give me a way to use the remote console in iLO, I'll happily take it. Until then, Java and IE it is.

Mastercard goes TITSUP in US, UK: There are some things money can't buy – like uptime

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Backups and redundancy, FFS

And I'm not talking to the payment providers.

Seriously people, it's 2018 and you're not carrying more than one (type of) credit/debit card around with you? Stop shitposting on twitter, hoping to get quoted by BuzzFeed, and get your own house in order - for one, make sure that no one single company can screw you over just because their service takes a lie-down.

Remember, the only thing preventing $bad_situation from happening, nowadays, is someone else's code - so build your own escape plan!

Good news: Apple designs a notebook keyboard that doesn't suck

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Great. But before that,

If you could start shipping keyboards with a UK layout to your UK customers, that'd be excellent.

Perhaps also take a look at all the people posting on the Apple support forums asking where the hash key is.

Voice assistants are always listening. So why won't they call police if they hear a crime?

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"Assistants are always listening, this is bad. I want them to listen more to fix this"

You do realise that you contradict yourself throughout this article?

"Voice assistants are always listening. So why won't they call Police if they hear a crime?"

Because that device listens for something that resembles a button being pressed. It does not continually upload the stream of audio to the cloud to be processed. Except you appear to not want this...

"These devices, or the cloud services that power them, can easily understand when someone is angry, or terrified or in pain. It should almost be trivial to detect when something is way out of range, and flag that."

It isn't, unless you want them to continually stream your home audio to the cloud for processing, which you appear to be against.

"Listening means being responsible for whatever you hear."

Which is why they don't listen. They wait for a predictable nudge; a vocal button-press. And if you don't press the button (say the wake-word), they don't hear anything.

"We're listening as never before, and we have to do something about it."

No, we aren't. This has always been the same; saying "Alexa" to wake up the hockey-puck is no different to pressing the "voice command" button on the side of your BlackBerrry 9700, except instead of pressing a button with your fingers, you press it with your voice.

The one exception would be Samsung's smart TV; I don't see that brand name in your diatribe.

The Google Home Mini: Great, right up until you want to smash it in fury

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Re: It watches Netflix for you?

More likely it has no recollection of ever watching Netflix and tells you it's been doing "nothing" for the last few hours.

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Re: The notorious round "puc" mouse

Ah... Even back in the olden days of Apple gear, people were holding it wrong...

Alleged dark web drug baron cuffed – after he flew to US for World Beard Championships

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inb4

Feds: "OxyMonster is coming to the US for the beard expo. Detain him; you moustache him some questions."

Thousands of hornets swarm over innocent fire service drone

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Trollface

Re: Stop the racism

The female ones are the worst. Especially the ones with children and no husbands, and their shattered iPhone 5's hanging out their back pockets.

*tuts, audibly*

Stop replying! pleads NetApp customer stuck in reply-allpocalypse

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"I can't recall being plagued"

What are you, twelve? This has been a problem since email became email.

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