* Posts by Mark

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Boeing delays 787 Dreamliner

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Airbus Payback time?

Boeing and Airbus seem to have both suffered from a little overoptimism. Airbus must be feeling they are due for some payback after their delays on the A380. They also had a similar backlog of orders before the problems arose.

Building of components and sticking them together is an Airbus "trick", largely as a result of the dividing of the employment pie between the various governments involved. Airbus wings are built by BAE at present.

UK.gov to cut corporation tax, plug private equity

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One wonders

Why have a party that seems to have run out of ideas in power?

Looks like Darling almost borrowed the current Conservative proposals as his own.

In 1997, after a decade or so in power, the Conservatives seemed to have lost their way, and now it seems as though New Labia is in the same boat.

Pilot sacked for footie star on flightdeck shocker

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Stratman

Robbie Savage is more of a star than you're likely to be. Getting to play at Premiership level is a fairly exclusive club.

(I'm already internationally famous, so I have nothing to prove)

:-)

EU online gambling firms demand $100 bil in WTO dispute

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If they get 3.4 billion per annum

..they're going to have no problem getting goods from other countries, bearing in mind the small size of the island. Cuba isn't too far away.... :-)

Blind Judo master floors tobacco stealing skinhead

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The Force is Strong with this one

Obviously using his Jedi sense to detect the disturbances in The Force

Swiss deploy glass airliner

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Brotherly Love???

The swiss had the good sense to export terror on the rest of Europe. Their mercenaries were highly regarded through the 14th - 16th centuries.

There's only so much excitement you can take, so its hardly surpising if all they wanted to do was come home and listen to a cuckoo clock after killing half of Europe.

Germans plan 578m-high überpyramid

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Typical Germans

They tried to bury people in unmarked graves in the last war, now they're simply stacking them in a damn great pyramid.

If your parents get buried there, don't you think it'll be a bit Oedipal being buried on top of (your) Mummy?

€700 for putting another block of stone on? Definitely a pyramid scheme!

Acquittal of US man who viewed abuse images overturned

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"Admitted viewing the images"

If he willingly set out to get said images as the article implies, then his goose should be cooked.

If his defense was that they were in his cache perhaps due to popups, a mistyped URL or similar inadvertant action, then the prosecution would have to work harder to disprove his defence and secure a conviction.

The test in any such case would be whether the prosecution can prove he actively sought out such images. It is whether there is control behind getting the pictures that is the test of guilt or innocence.

Broadbandit nabbed in Wi-Fi bust

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Open wireless connections

David Haworth seems to have openly spotted the flaws in the argument.

Open wireless connections are "public" in my view. Breaking a password or encryption system is the standard for it to openly qualify as misuse.

I leave my wireless connection open and fence off the rest of the network. I really don't mind if some yuppie in the pub down the road wants to send a few emails.

Besides, it gives me an excuse for all my porn downloads "it was my open connection officer"....

Dolphins abandon Bay of Biscay

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Where the Dolphins have gone

Obviously the dolphins can't all fit into the spaceship at once, so the Chinese dolphines left first, and now the bay of Biscay Dolphins are being evacuated. Next month, it's US dolphins....

Robber held up bookies with vibrator

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I for one

Am grateful they got the DNA from his hat....

Doctor Who to meet self in Children in Need special

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Damn. Peter Davidson

Good vet, bad Doctor.

If they weren't knocking on a bit or dead, I'd want him to meet Tom Baker or Jon Pertwee.

'Grim reaper' dog senses nursing home deaths

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Remind me

Never to go into a Home which has pets. Maybe I can be immortal that way.

'Hush drive' hand-launch spybot for US special ops

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Phoenix

Does anyone else find it amusing that the drone named after a bird living in fire, cannot be operated in hot environments?

How to watch TV on your PC

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KWorld

Avoid the basic KWorld cards - they're not very good in my experience.

Instead of Vista, you might want to become a Linux hippy and investigate the MythTV route (http://www.mythtv.org/). There's less problem with content protection, and there are CDROM installations of MythTV available, with no problems about having lots of tuners.

Telstra sex romp woman back on the job

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Office parties just aren't fun any more

Bring back the days when you could do embarrassing things at the office christmas party and the only thing you'd have to show for it would be a red face when you went back to work in the New Year (and the quiet talk with a collegue explaining how p**sed you were and that you don't remember a thing)

Tories aim to ditch data protection laws

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Data Protection and Government

The Data protection laws have a side effect of preventing the government from leaking information about you. I will say the 1998 changes complicated a relatively clear and simple 1984 act.

I thought the Tories had lightened up when David Cameron was elected, and was almost fooled into voting for them. Since then, not including the inopportune jaunt to Rwanda and indecisive education policy, he's also made pronouncements about extending copyright and now this, that makes me not want to touch him with a barge pole.

Trevor Baylis cranks multimedia up a notch

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Is that 40 minutes

With the volume turned up to 11?

American sent to the slammer for faking Windows certificates

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Normally

I'm on the side of limiting length and application of copyright, but this seems to be "passing off" his stuff as genuine Microsoft produce, so not much sympathy here either.

I don't think 25-life as one earlier poster has suggested is appropriate, but I think his sentence is appropriate and I hope that profits from his venture are also recovered.

AMD passes the collection plate again

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AMD

It does seem that AMD has taken up higher debt at a time when interest rates are on the rise and the dollar is falling (I'm not sure what the effect of the latter is, but I suspect that it's not good overall)

Dutch police arrest six in 419 scam

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Australian victim bilked of $1.5m??

I think I'll start my new carreer right away.....

DEAR AUSSIEGUY,

MY NAME IS OBANGU AVURMONE AND AS A RESULT OF AN ACCOUNTING ERROR I HAVE ACCESS TO $20,345,566 (TWENTY MILLION........

NZ parents may lose battle to keep baby '4real'

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If they insist on humiliating thier child

Why don't they simply use "Forreal" as its name. No controversy over numbers and can be pronounced in non-embarrassing ways.

iPhone's keyboard prompts patent violation suit

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They fail it

Selecting characters via mouse from a graphical character map has been round since Windows 3.0 (and maybe before; I think even GEM had it), its an obvious step to change the pointing device from a mouse cursor to a finger.

So the question then arises, what new, non-obvious, claims does this patent make over that level of technology?

Four-way stellar smash will form monster galaxy

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away

If it's 5 billion light years distant, then this has already happened 5 billion years ago and there is already a monster galaxy out there. In fact, it's probably swallowed another set of galaxies by now, especially as it's located in a cluster of galaxies.

Coding legend Antony Jameson gives supercomputers wings

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I am surprised

He doesn't obtain a few PS-3's and network them together for his programs at home. They'd be much quieter and have lower bills, and probably better performance than his existing kit.

Brian May going for astronomy PhD

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I wonder

Wasn't 1970s astronomy a little basic compared to today? One wonders whether any of his data and observations from that period would carry much weight, and whether he's had to redo his thesis from scratch. Besides, I bet he couldn't find a machine to take any wordprocessor disks from Back In The Day....

McKinnon earns Lords appeal

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Location, Location, Location

It's a long standing principle of law that you break the law in the jurisdiction where you the physical person are located....

I think that would also exonerate the Natwest Three.

Still, at least it saves the US doing some extraordingary rendition!....

UK gov should move into PC reseller biz, says report

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3 year old PCs

Are you sure you'd get more than the cost of a packet of crisps for them?

I can hardly give away my 3 year old kit.

Stripogram councillor rocks Devon Lib Dems

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One Wonders

If paying £1.50 a minute is a guaranteed way of getting access to your elected representative.

HMRC loses landmark tax ruling

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Frankly

Its about time that something in the tax legislation supported families again!

UK gov rejects Cliff Richard's copyright extension

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I wrote to David Cameron

See the (lack of) results of my efforts on Slashdot at:

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=255137&cid=19981303

Whilst this policy continues I'm not voting (at all)

Qantas spunks AU$100m on 'pterodactyl'

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Could be worse

They could've used the designers of the London 2012 Olympics logo!

Spanish satire mag savaged over royal sex cartoon

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Human Rights Appeal anyone?

The cartoon is undeniably crude and in bad taste, but then the best jokes often are!

Legal decisions like this are assinine, the judge has just ensured the entire world will now find and see the cartoon.

However an appeal to the ECHR under Right to Freedom of Expression (Article 10) would probably be the way to go.

Bush to gong top US boffins of 2006

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What's the betting

That there won't be any experts in global warming on the honor lists until the next presidency?

China aims artillery for a blue-sky Olympics

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Is this safe

I mean what happens to silver iodide once it is in the atmosphere.

From my quick googling long term chemical, physical and toxicological properties have not been thoroughly investigated

Woman arrested for WoW love affair

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Why did she need the air fare?

Should've levelled up to get a flying mount!

Woman cleans keyboard... in dishwasher

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For safer cleaning....

Keyboards like other electronics taken for a dunking will work perfectly well if dried out without any power running through them. You'll increase your success rate if you give a final rinse in distilled water, or even better alcohol.

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