Re: clarification for foreigners and the young
I appreciate it was supposed to be a joke, though it did make me cringe a little.
For starters "Wanderungen" is a plural noun, and means walks of the kind one might take in spring to enjoy the countryside. "wandert" would be the equivalent conjugated verb, but I'm assuming that this bullshit isn't going for walks in the countryside.
There are other problems, but that was the one that was painful.