Posts by TractorBoy

BOFH: My HELPDESK HELL - lies, phones lines and statistics

Re: Lies, damned lies and statistics

you paint a wonderful picture, made I laugh, beers all round methinks

LOHAN fabricates full-fat fantastical flying truss

Re: To our (deceased) intrepid playmonaut!

Surely until the remains of our intrepid hero are recovered and positively identified there is always hope. There's enough flotsom and jetsom in the Channel for him to seek refuge and return to shore ready for his next adventure.

beer? well of course the returning hero won't have to buy his own.

BOFH: Tenacious B and the Printer of Destiny

prod the print

last line punnage, well done sir.

Swedish cops contain fermented herring menace

Re: Surströming - a timed bio-weapon!

Like that except replace 'hand grenade' with 'shark' and 'hero' with 'plucky Icelandic waitress'. - what a beautiful picture you paint, I'm laughing like it's Friday

CIOs' most likely job move is a sideways shift

Re: Schizophrenic attitude

quite right, I couldn't agree more, you hire a person for their expertise and then ignore any advice they offer and blame the CIO when it goes down the pan. MBA = Master of Blame Allocation

Markets to remain glutted with rapidly-depreciating Facebook shares

Investment Opportunity

Does anybody want to buy shares in the all new and upgraded, soon to be the hottest thing in town, Emperor’s New Clothes Boutique?

PFY vs Bearded 80s Netscape Bore: BOFH

nice one

An excellent episode that conjures many marvellous images, the USB floppy drive, the roll up keyboard and a battered Daytona Yellow Ford Granddad.

The BOFH and PFY in truly good form.

BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity

happy new year

Nice one Simon, a grand Friday chuckle. Farm-a-sutra, inspired ... oh hold on, no I don't mean like "that", I mean it made me laugh, no need to contact the RSPCA, move along, nothing to see here. phew, that was close.