* Posts by Grikath

1528 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Feb 2012

Lyon for speed, San Francisco for money, Amsterdam for fun: the best cities to be a techie

Grikath

Re: Any Reg readers living in Amsterdam right now?

1) Yes.

2) Ultimately, yes. Although in "Tech" it entirely depends on the type of job you're looking for, and company policy. Generally speaking, most anglophones find it hard to actually learn proper dutch, because every other cloggie will try out their english on you...

3) & 4) No, contracts must be in dutch. Translations are generally available though. For a fee of course...

5) Cost of living... That's so broad the "do your own research" flag comes up.

Judge bars distribution of 3D gun files... er, five years after they were slapped onto the web

Grikath
Mushroom

you must be...

Utterly bonkers or desperate to even consider combining 3D-printing and explosives....

Icon for end result.

Surprise! VAT, customs likely to get a bit trickier in a Brexit no-deal world

Grikath

Re: This Train Wreck is getting interesting

"You puts [sic] tarriffs on things to increase the cost of imports and protect your own industry."

Of which the UK got preciously little left to begin with......

Grikath

Re: "selected group of importers"..given access to make "certain types" of declarations,

A number of financial services have already opened up shop in Amsterdam...

Any cloggie worth his/her salt is anywhere from well-versed to fluent in english, and quite often also in a major secondary and/or tertiary language. Translation/intermediary services in almost any imaginable language are readily available, if you're not too fussy about "appearance" there's a ton of office space vacant, and you're sitting right on top of two fat international digital pipes, one of which goes straight to London.

What's not to like?

As porn site pounds hard on piracy laws, Cox pulls out prematurely

Grikath
Trollface

the internet is for.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg

IBM slaps patent on coffee-delivering drones that can read your MIND

Grikath
Coat

Re: Judging from the pictures...

It's missing the guy with the accurate ballistic weapon....

Mine's the one with the slingshot in the inner pocket...

Internet overseer continues wall-punching legal campaign

Grikath

Re: "Nothing [..] enabled the Applicant to foresee the Appellate Court's reasoning,"

I do believe there is just such a provision if I remember correctly. Something about a verdict "with prejudice" , which means the applicant is no longer allowed to pursue the case any further. There was a Reg article a bit back which dealt with just such a case, I believe.

There's a good chance ICANN is heading that way... German courts are not very forgiving...

Your Phone prematurely ejected, Skype texting on the way, and 900 more years of Windows

Grikath
Trollface

Skype texting

Wouldn't that devolve to Sexting pretty soonish?

Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

Grikath
Devil

Buzzystuff with RF control ..... check.

Buzzystuff using Bluetooth ..... check.

Buzzystuff using 3G/4G ..... check.

What do you mean.. "the first" ?

Grikath

Re: "Industry site SexTechLaw"?

Not so niche when you look at the stats....

Worldwide turnover for sex toys is approxed at $20 billion for 2015, expected to rise to some $30 billion in 2020. And that's just the wiggly-buzzy stuff. Not even the rest of the mass-produced apparel used in the many, many fetishes that are so far documented. Note that the US is a major consumer of the stuff.

So yeah, if you can lock down a slice of the pie using the notoriously ...insane... US patent system, you're in the money. Not a chance of it in Europe, or most other places, but in the US.... ohboy...

So not so niche after all....

Kids are more likely than adults to submit to peer pressure from robots

Grikath

So....

Is this the new kind of "research" , which just like US "patents" simply add "by a [current fad technology] " to things that are already well established?

Kids are easily manipulated. It's a given. We call desireable * manipulation education and upbringing. We call the undesireable Bad Influence. Whether that manipulation is done by parents, teachers , the media, or their own age group is irrelevant.

So really... should we be impressed by this because it's published in Science, or simply dump it with the rest of the modern *ahem* research done in social sciences.

* given your flavour of mores, $deity, and personal fetishes.

Drama as boffins claim to reach the Holy Grail of superconductivity

Grikath
Meh

Well... wouldn't call it room temperature as well, but superconductivity at that temperature range would mean you could keep things cold with dry ice, which is dead cheap and quite easy to handle...

Mind... with all the funny business this doesn't look good... ah well...

Google bod wants cookies to crumble and be remade into something more secure

Grikath

Riiiight....

"and several people have pointed out that large companies like Facebook, which rely on cookies to give them endless access to user data, are unlikely to be excited about the idea of restrictions on what they can currently do."

Given that the guy's Boss is just as bad in tracking stuff as FB and the like, I doubt that Google/Alphabet will be too happy with this concept of "limitation" as well.....

When's a backdoor not a backdoor? When the Oz government says it isn't

Grikath

Re: Baud rate

"Is the Oz government intent on making all Aussies into criminals?"

Whelp.... Once upon a Glorious Time, the Oz population consisted of Good Citizens ( under martial law) , Convicts ( under martial law ) , ex-Convicts ( under martial law if the Good Citizens felt like it ), Outlaws ( automatic death sentence ) and Savages ( who didn't count ) .

It seems that in the past decades the Ozzie government is doing its damnedest to recreate that state of affairs. For the Good of the People , of course.

OpenAI bots thrash team of Dota 2 semi-pros, set eyes on mega-tourney

Grikath

EVE Online.. Standard Tournament rules. And no "limiting options".

Between the full 3D environment, fitting choices/tactics, target strategy, and sheer flexibility you need to do well in that, there's not enough clusters in the world to run a Tournament team on AI.

Grikath

limited options...

So, basically, the AI still had to cheat to win.... Some "victory"...

Click this link and you can get The Register banned in China

Grikath
Facepalm

Re: Just to be helpful:

Yogi and Boo-Boo would run into the censorship hammer for being anti-authorian...

Facebook deletes 17 accounts, dusts off hands, beams: We've saved the 2018 elections

Grikath

ahhhhh....

So the Lies and Bigger Lies are only spread through the proper Party-Controlled channels...

"Would you like to know more?" ...

The Solar System's oldest minerals reveal the Sun's violent past

Grikath

Re: Irradiation in the early solar system

This....

There's a very good chance the very young Sun would have "pulsed" several times before the total mass of hydrogen would have enveloped the core and ....effectively shut in ands shielded the nuclear furnace.

Think of something several times the size of Jupiter achieving critical mass, but not yet having the local gravity well to keep things contained.... BIG bada-Booom....

Shouting lager, lager... Carlsberg's beer AI can now tell pilsners apart

Grikath

I think you're referring to Heineken "export".

You can't get proper Heineken outside of the Netherlands....

Even then Heineken itself, over here, is considered ...the Lesser of Choices.. So you're still not missing out.

Two-factor auth totally locks down Office 365? You may want to check all your services...

Grikath

This all may seem obvious, but apparently people are being stung by it.

The one thing not clear from the article, outside the thinly veiled sarcasm, is whether these were cases of IT not closing down legacy stuff after migration, case (a) because beancounters being beanies and refusing to fund such an obvious measure, or said Managers being ...well....managers... and clicking Linkies they shouldn't have.

makes a difference...

AI augments humans to lead them through the (protein) crystal maze

Grikath

Re: Folding@home ?

Folding@home tackles a different beast: protein folding itself.

This article describes a method to aid in the other type of grunt work: the crystallisation of proteins into stable crystals that can be used for structural research. Spotting the things once and *if* they form can be a bit of a biatch.

Geoboffins spot hundreds of ghost dunes on Mars

Grikath

whelp... Going by the source, there should be a high concentration in the larva channels mentioned in the article...

Imagine a patent on organizing computer files being used against online shopping sites. Oh, it's still happening

Grikath
Trollface

Re: Oh for the love of...

not quite...

It's a database with #hashtags...

Boffins build neural networks fashioned out of DNA molecules

Grikath

yeah... Last time I checked, a roundworm is at least an order of magnitude more intelligent than your average manager.

Universe slipped Milky Way a sausage galaxy to grow a big belly bulge

Grikath
Unhappy

Is the science editor on holiday?

He's been ... consumed... by the AI team.

Maybe we'll get him back when they're done excreting blockchains.

Google Chrome update to label HTTP-only sites insecure within WEEKS

Grikath

Re: Shared Hosting

Note what AC1 states.....

Those cases serve flat pages, no scripts. Like in the 90's... No need for any HTTPS there... And no GDPR to begin with, as there's no customer data being requested * at all* .

Call your MEP! Wikipedia blacks out for European YouTube vote

Grikath

Re: The people who run Wikipedia

judging from the downvotes, there's a couple "trusted editors" around....

The Notch contagion is spreading slower than phone experts thought

Grikath
Facepalm

In any context...

Define "expert" , given modern IT.

oh yeah.... forgot the [sarc] tag....

CIMON says: Say hello to your new AI pal-bot, space station 'nauts

Grikath
Facepalm

mmmkayyy....

That thing looks like a prime candidate for an unscheduled de-orbiting by airlock.

The WTF?! factor on this thing is off the charts....

BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical

Grikath

To be honest... While at Uni the math dept. there had some large boards out in the hallways on knot theory, and the Stuff on it lost me in about 30 seconds. I still maintain they had that stuff out there to ensure Peace and Quiet in their bit of the building. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment...

Grikath
Angel

Re: Technical, English and Idiot.

@ MHF Wilkinson : "management" is the fourth stage in the progression nowadays. Idiots can't help being what they are. Management tends to be deliberately obtuse.

Forcing Manglement to speak proper dutch is a neverending source of entertainment at dreary meetings.

What can you do when the pup of programming becomes the black dog of burnout? Dude, leave

Grikath

Re: Burnout isn't unknown in IT

As soon as HR gets involved in engineering, ulcers are a given...

What's all the C Plus Fuss? Bjarne Stroustrup warns of dangerous future plans for his C++

Grikath

Re: A real Stroustrop joke*

chris miller: "* but was he joking?"

Probably not.. In this interview he happily combines C++ and "casual users". As if that will ever happen... Yet he seriously seems to think so.

Google cloud VMs given same IP addresses ... and down they went

Grikath

Re: This kind of incidents

Ahhhh... But by that time the Cloud is Old Hat, and the new hype will be "Decentralised Microstorage" or "Dedicated Localhosting" or somesuch. Which basically means the servers go back onsite, with a profitable remote-managing contract, of course....

BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great

Grikath

Re: I'm surprised...

Given that this Boss seems to be different from the last issues, I expect this one to have the life expectancy of a mayfly... So why bother?

Indiegogo lawyer asks ZX Spectrum reboot firm: Where's the cash?

Grikath

Re: Can't be true

"Not entirely sure what a "working prototype" of a book would be, to be honest. A plot outline?"

A bit more than that, but ..yes-ish. Rules for what will be accepted for the Slush Pile differ per publisher/editor, but you basically got to follow the same rules before you hit up kickstarter. That means a full plot outline + relevant chapters, or a full manuscript in the pre-editing stage.

Internet luminaries urge EU to kill off automated copyright filter proposal

Grikath

Re: Another solution...

Is to simply shoot the IP lawyers.

Low AI rollout caused by dumb, fashion-victim management – Gartner

Grikath

AI rollout......

SERIOUSLY ??!!!!!!!!

Brit drone biz Sensat notches up 29km remote-control flight

Grikath

Re: More please

"we" already could in the 80's. Plenty of peeps who experimented with BLoS once the concept of "cruise missile" became apparent.

Sometimes we seem to want to re-invent the wheel, it seems.

US tech companies sucked into Russian sanctions row

Grikath

Welcome

to the new mcCarthy era.

Done and dusted? Vast storm gobbles NASA's long-lived Mars robot

Grikath

Re: Mission at end?

"If I were the first Mars colonist I wold reverently visit these priceless pieces of history and place markers listing their history and accomplishments. Also a sentry gun and a KEEP OFF THE ROVER sign."

We shall mark the spot where you perished with a small cairn, while repurposing your corpse and anything it is in, the rover, the plaque, and the sentry gun.

Sentimentalism is nice for armchair philosophers. It is useless in a hostile, if not deadly environment, where every scrap of material has to be imported against a huge gravity well and a rather inconvenient time schedule.

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

Grikath

Re: Fishkill

Damn.. overran editing time..

Judging from google maps, the original kil should still be there, with the remains of an attached duck trap. It's the double body of water between the railroad and the creek, left of Sam's Club.

Bonus points for Rapalje Road, by the way.. ( rapalje = (murderous) scum )

Grikath

Re: Fishkill

Specifically, a "viskil" is a body of water, municipally or privately owned, that is set up specifically to breed fish for consumption.

Grikath
Coat

You do realise that most, if not all the fish we like to eat are pretty much very carnivorous?

Mine's the one next to the pound bag of kibbeling.

NASA finds more stuff suggesting Mars could have hosted life, maybe

Grikath

Re: Mars suddenly becomes interesting

" If Mars had oil then that's a game-changer."

Funny you should say that... If there was once life on Mars, and if conditions persisted long enough to let it ..breed.. there would have been a lot of organic goo on the bottom of the then-seas. Which, if properly covered up and stewed by pretty much the same processes as here on earth, should have resulted in layers rich in the stuff we call "oil".

The problem there is that those layers would be a bit deeper down than the Rovers can dig for. And exposed on the surface nothing organic lasts long in the current martian climate, so even if something eroded out, and we'd get extremely lucky in hitting upon such a layer, the Rovers would still have to dig deeper than they currently can to reach potentially uncontaminated material. ( Which is also clearly stated in the article.)

Even when the article states there is no way of knowing whether the molecules detected were made by biochemical or physical-chemical means, it also states that there's quite a bit more of it, in amount and location, than expected. Which is a very hopeful thing, even when the experiments themselves aren't even equipped to prove a biochemical origin unequivocally. You'd need to be able to prove chirality-bias for that ( for something resembling earth-type life ), and the Rovers simply aren't equipped for it.

But once it's proven life once did exist on Mars..... There should be "oil".

Chinese tech giant ZTE is back in business – plus or minus $1.4bn and its entire board

Grikath

Re: Don't forget

@frenchie lad: Hmyeah... He's using the usual US business strongarming tactics.

Of course, one fairly predictable result of *those*, in the end, are massive layoffs for the hoi-polloi, while the ones responsible Golden-Parachute out.

Given that during his ...career... Trump destroyed far more value than he's ever created and he's basically dancing on the ashes of what's left of his inheritance, I very much doubt any good will come of his attitude. Except for him, of course.

Russia appears to be 'live testing' cyber attacks – Former UK spy boss Robert Hannigan

Grikath

Re: More FUD

Dunno about Brexit. Feels more like support for his US pals, especially in light of the recent trend to make Russia take the place of the USSR as the Big Enemy in the US. You're right about the FUD though. If there was any real, solid evidence of a sustained nation-state cyberoffensive there would have been Serious Questions all around. So far, it's always been "sponsored groups attributed to...".

Of course, Our Side is all White Hats, who would never.... etc...

Finally, San Francisco cleans up the crap from its streets – yes, all those fscking scooters

Grikath

Doubt the things go into landfill.. Them scooters are worth far more as scrap and parts.

Serverless Computing London: Time running out on blind bird tickets

Grikath

That...

You forgot to add: "complete dependency on 3rd parties, with no fallback."