Whether you can program once and forget, I am anticipating you will need regular access to an app (and likely only available on Apple) - this is because (I am a user of hearing aids that have an Android bluetooth app) you typically want to flip through various "profiles" on the go - universal, front focus, party mode (cancel background noise), tv etc. and also to tweak the volume. Oh and the special mode for listening to the wife that streams music to your ears and beeps occasionally to prompt you to nod and smile.
Posts by spold
1018 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Feb 2012
Apple AirPods Pro 2 can be sold as hearing aids, says FDA
Homing pigeon missiles, dead trout swimming, butt breathing honored with Ig Nobel Prize
Boeing union workers in US reject contract: 96% vote to strike
Australia’s government spent the week boxing Big Tech
Re: "off limits until kids turn 16"
It opens up a whole world of new problems to the situation that have been kicking around for at least 20 years.
Presenting ID cards etc. is obviously a horrible idea, from the perspectives of: security of transmission, ability to bind an ID to an actual person on the end of the piece of wet string, sharing sensitive info with a bunch of numpties who will keep it on file and disclose it since the numpties can't spell security (who only really needed to record the fact that ID was shown not to keep it).
The usual starting point is that "I'm going to trust Fred because Jane trusts Fred and I trust Jane". Complicate that by applying the level of trust in that relationship, and match that to the sensitivity of the transaction and the required level of trust for that. On top of that add identity binding, how closely is the trust bound to the credentials provided. If I log into my Canadian Tax account then it will invite me to log-in to a selection of other parties who I may deal with - such as my bank - they strongly trust me so logging in pivots that trust to me accessing my taxes. Age assertions can work the same way but it is a lot of (expensive) faff. This level of diligence is unlikely.
So, keep in mind that a minimum (think small, no very small) level of demonstrable effort will go into any age requirement as it does today, and all this will achieve virtually nothing in preventing a well motivated spotty teen finding ways to access their porny peccadillo sites.
Foot-thick wall workaround: Gigabit network links beamed through solid concrete
Starliner's not-so-grand finale is a thump in the desert next week
Dell's all-in bet on AI pays off in latest earnings
I propose....
The Ka-Ching index (KCH-I) <money in till sound>, no not the whacky google KCH ones. This is tied to the percentage that a company's share price increases after a public statement or financial report that mentions AI. Thus, this is an obvious bell-weather trend that can be tracked across the market to generally predict the state of AI, and its hype cycle, based on market reaction. This could further be enhanced by the sub-market tracker of the FS-Ka-Ching index (KCH-FS) which is similar except such financial statement or report is able to cite some ROI or tangible business benefit, that can be directly attributed to an AI investment.
As I type I can actually see how this actually makes sense.... more than citing blind AI investments without a business case...
France charges Telegram CEO with multiple crimes
Lettuce
Lettuce descend into the age old arguments about end-to-end encryption... <sigh> reference to the 10,000+ comments on here regarding the subject already espoused previously. Please refer to the icon, your bank, and your backdoor. No, not that, vicar.
[Note to thickies, no, I am not advocating backdooring any encryption]
EV sales hit speed bump as drivers unplug from the electric dream
Where the computer industry went wrong – the early hits
Let's not forget...
The ITT 2020 - an Apple II clone produced under license in Europe. It had the benefit of having a proper PAL video output. But this and other features meant that if you ran a program designed for the Apple II using Applesoft strange things would likely happen to the graphics - e.g. if you rotated a square it became a rectangle, and circles would become ellipses! ...and some colours selected in drawing were not available on the ITT! It also detracted from the proper one in having a silver case with a black keyboard so that you knew you were in trouble before you switched it on.
Dick's Sporting Goods discloses cyberattack
To crew, or not to crew – that is the question facing Boeing's stricken Starliner
Plane tracker app FlightAware admits user data exposed for years
Rocket Factory Augsburg engine test ends in explosion at SaxaVord spaceport
Missing scissors cause 36 flight cancellations in Japan
NASA pushes decision on bringing crew back in Starliner to the end of August
Palo Alto Networks execs apologize for 'hostesses' dressed as lamps at Black Hat booth
NASA's NEOWISE asteroid spotter turned off for the final time
NASA mulls using SpaceX in 2025 to rescue Starliner pilots stuck on space station
All y'all love AI, right? Get ready for Gemini in Nest cameras, Google Assistant
Second patient receives the Neuralink implant
IBM Canada can't duck channel exec's systematic age discrimination claim
Post Covid adjustment?
Traditionally (having worked for them) I observed that the usual approach was to "promote" older employees into mind-boggling dumb positions that did nothing and bored you to death, while requiring you to commute daily or relocate to Outer Mongolia, with the expectation you would quit. Covid perhaps shifted things a bit that you could do this from home now. So eliminating the position makes more sense to them, as it was a non-position in the first place, having to backfill it means you unexpectedly made it useful somehow (tut tut). They must have some cheap lawyers if it makes sense to defend these rather than just pay out a relatively low amount - the potential for class action I guess....
Uber and China's BYD agree deal to roll out 100,000 EV fleet
Intel to shed at least 15% of staff, will outsource more to TSMC, slash $10B in costs
What we really said...
That report had obviously been written by a Generative AI to put a positive spin on things... I shoved the bits in this article back into ChatGPT and asked it to reverse the process, apparently is should have said...
"By slashing our spending, we're desperately trying to salvage our profits and patch up our shaky balance sheet," Intel CFO David Zinsner wrote in the mega-corp's dismal second-quarter earnings report Thursday.
"We're forced to take these drastic measures to scrape together some liquidity and chip away at our overwhelming debt, all while hoping we can still manage to make investments that might, just maybe, offer some long-term value for shareholders."
Video game actors strike because they fear an attack of the AI clones
Re: Video Games Developers Are Ruthless
Indeed, while they are throwing their toys out of their prams they may find they have been replaced by AIs and no-one noticed. We have sampled you to death and combined you with a spotty teenager AI to produce all the incomprehensible gibberish we need - byeeee!
iPhone kicked out of China’s top 5 smartphone brands as domestic market bounces back
Re: Not surprised
Yes a while back when I was in Shenzhen, working on a project IBM was doing for Huawei at their HQ campus, I met with one of the VPs for Consumer - he commented that they did not want to copy Apple they wanted to be better than Apple. Now they did have a facility in one of the engineering buildings where they disassembled all the latest iCrap into its springs and cogs, but they were mostly interested in where the components had come from in terms of the manufacturer, and how much they would have cost, as well as were there any learning points in how the thing was screwed together that could be leveraged.
(Now no gratuitous downvotes boys and girls for not throwing rocks at them thank-you - just a statement of fact based on personally being there. p.s. yes IBM had lots of projects going on at Huawei - everyone stayed at the Venice Hotel (now the Venice Raytour) and a bus would collect all the consultants at 8am each day to take them up to the Huawei campus).
No, really, please ban Chinese DJI drones from America's skies, senators are urged
Aha! But the areas where no drones have flown over must be secret military installations where drone overflight is banned! I can identify them by lack of activity... OK they might just be places in the middle of f'ing nowhere...
...so Plan B then, I will generate fake flight logs to poison the data pool and re-direct targeting to Mar-a-Lago instead (OK who said the technique wasn't actually useful).
Actually Mar-a-Lago will be protected from drones by a large orange blimp. It will fly a big balloon as well.
AI models face collapse if they overdose on their own output
School gets an F for using facial recognition on kids in canteen
CrowdStrike shares sink as global IT outage savages systems worldwide
Re: The fault's with Microsoft
When I were but knee high to a grasshopper a program was the new fangled computer thingy, and a programme was something you got at a theatre laying out the various acts. Similary, a programme was also a collection of activities that made up overarching initituative or agenda.
I blame the left-pondians for adopting simplified English as usual.
A programme can be applied to the various parts of a circus show... so perhaps it might be useful for the US to relearn this one following their election.
ESA starts work on planetary defence mission, because Bruce Willis is retired
Tesla delays 'Robotaxi' event as Musk 'makes' design 'tweaks'
Windows Notepad gets spell check. Only took 41 years
BT bets big on AI with ServiceNow to cut legacy baggage
Your call is really important to us.
Reducing our costs is more important to us.
We are going to use this to fire some subcontractors.
We are not going to fire any employees - well, until we have sucked their brains to train our AIs - and when we have confidence that the technology crap is just as bad as our current service, then we fire them.
The AI can put you on hold for an hour as well - it gets rid of so many of those calls we find annoying, hearing people complain is just so depressing for us. Less calls means we can save on the AI SaaS bills!
We're not happy until you're not happy.
Asda kisses Walmart goodbye with half a billion dollar tech breakup bill
Just stage 1.
At the [eventual, real-soon-now-honestly] completion, then the aforementioned consultants will initiate stage 2.
Stage 2 will "transition the Group to a standalone, leading-edge CLOUD IT infrastructure which will enable it to improve operating efficiencies, make better use of data, improve the experience for customers and colleagues, and enable the business to be more agile in responding to customers' needs."
Nokia to sell submarine network business to France in $375M deal
Glub glub glub
Submarine network purchased by Frogmen then? Sounds fishy. Doubt they will fathom it all out. Data will flow at a sea-snail's pace - what a croque.
Just needs to be managed by Telecom Italia, and rent the service and repair vessels from OceanGate - you don't want to burst their bubble, but the venture is already Finnished before it sets sail - rather a shame since they are sinking so much into it.