* Posts by ItsNotMe

744 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jan 2012

Hold on! Degrees for all doesn't mean great jobs for all, say profs

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"But an Art History graduate is ideally suited to burger flipping, ..."

Or my nephews advanced degree in Irish History...in the US...for which he has absolutely no job prospects...but plans to go on for his PhD in the discipline anyway.

Oh...and he is currently an officer in the US Marines.

Whatever happened to self-service computing?

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"This is a shame: self-service has helped drive down costs in many other industries."

Oh yea...a REAL shame...about the millions of workers put OUT OF WORK by such things.

Gee...wonder why worldwide unemployment is at record levels? Hmmm.

Forgive me...I forgot all the good "driving down costs" has done for the pocketbooks of the business owners & CEOs. How thoughtless of me for that.

Bitcoin briefly soars to record $147 high, driven by Cyprus bank flap

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Re: @AC...13:51...Gee...WHAT a surprise!

Right here Ace.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57577853-93/surging-bitcoin-plunges-$30-after-exchange-outage-hack/?Media

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Mushroom

Gee...WHAT a surprise!

Imagine that...someone(s) hacked Bitcoin...an online, imaginary, virtual currency. Now why would anyone want to do that? Comes as a total shock....OK...so maybe not.

Just like all the rest of this "social media" crap...if you are stupid enough to use it...then shut the F up, and deal with the consequences, when it all turns to sh*t before your eyes.

Major blow for Apple: 'Bounce back' patent bounced back by USPTO

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FAIL

If Apple would just take some of the money they are spending on this crap...

...and put it towards designing some NEW products...instead of warming over what is already OLD merchandise...then they might just see their stock price head in the opposite direction from where it is going currently...which is DOWN.

Steve Jobs to supervise iPhone 6 FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

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WTF?

Ahhh...@Snake...

"...even his stylistic endeavors can be reasonably called into question as being truly 'individualistic'."

Hold on now mister...EVERYONE knows Steve invented "round corners"...'bout damn time you realized it also.

Me thinks you owe Dead Steve an apology.

Jobs' first boss Nolan Bushnell: 'Steve was difficult but valuable'

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Meh

Re: Misplaced admiration

Well...there was an "inventor" from Menlo Park, NJ who took credit for all sorts of inventions a century plus ago, which were actually invented by his employees. And he too was very unliked by a lot of people. Especially those who knew him back then...like my parents & grand-parents...and many other residents of the community.

Nothing much has changed in the world in nearly one hundred years.

And yes...Thomas Edison was his name.

Dell buy: Icahn puts more cash on table than Blackstone or Mike D

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Re: Mark my words ...The End of Dell

Right you are.

If Ichan gets his slimy paws on Dell, he will gut the company, and sell off the bits to make himself a huge profit, just as he has done with countless other companies.

He has absolutely no feelings for the people who work for the companies he raids, he is solely in it for the money he can pull out of a company, and put in his own pocket.

He is a dirtbag of the highest order.

eBay: Our paid Google advertising was a total waste of money

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Really? I'm shocked.

"A Google spokesman declined to comment on the eBay study specifically, but told The Reg that the company's own research had different results."

Gee...who'd'ave thunk it?

Outages plague Hotmail and Outlook users

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Devil

All I can say is...

...thank goodness this has never happened to any other cloud based e-mail system.

Sony chairman Howard Stringer set to retire, explore 'new world'

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Re: "Sony are just fine however, they have some amazing tech and innovations..."

So who are the two mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, Neanderthals who down voted my comment? And for what reason(s)? Time to back under your bridge.

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"Sony are just fine however, they have some amazing tech and innovations..."

Let me tell you a little story about Sir Howard, & his early days at Sony.

I have a friend who was one of Sir Howard's two personal assistants, going back to his days at CBS, Inc. She was with him for many years, and she & I both were Flight Pursers at a now defunct airline. We worked together for the better part of 20 years. She moved on to CBS with Howard (before he was Knighted), and I moved on to the IT world.

I received a call from her one day, a year or so after she (and Howard) had moved to Sony, inquiring about my thoughts on what brand of laptop computer she should buy for her "significant other".

I was a bit confused, and asked her why wasn't she considering a Sony laptop? Her reply..."No one here at Sony uses Sony computers. They are not very good...and the support is non-existent." Man did I have a laugh!

She ended up purchasing an IBM (pre-Lenovo) ThinkPad for him.

True story.

Canuck rumps resist Street View arsebusters

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"... Apparently the Palace of Westminster has now been pixellated...!"

Are there even that many pixels to go around?

Google sends Street View car into Fukushima dead zone

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Devil

Sure hope the driver is wearing leaden knickers...

...or never plans to have children.

Torvalds asks 'Why do PC manufacturers even bother any more?'

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Mushroom

Re: Torvalds

Hey Linus...what kind of CHEESE would you like with your whine?

Apple iWatch: Coming soon, runs iOS, to earn mucho mazuma

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Re: In fairness...

"The Pebble will still give you the alerts from your phone,..."

Seriously? You really need to have a wrist divice to tell you that you have alerts on your phone? How completely asinine.

Another P.T. Barnum moment.

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Coat

"You mean my Patel-Philippe don't you?"

No...that one is made in India. Not at Foxconn in China.

Mine's the one that smells like Curry.

Apple to cough up $100m after kids rinse parents' credit cards on apps

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Mushroom

How about trying this folks?

Don't GIVE the little nippers an iPad! Or any other device, for that matter.

If they have to have one...let them get a job...earn the money to BUY it themselves...then let THEM figure out how to pay for all the things they feel they need.

It starts & ends with the parents' decisions to give their children EVERYTHING. Make them earn what they have, and they will be far better for it.

End of rant...move along now.

US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

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Re: As the proverb says..

I wonder if she would consider adopting ME. I have a birthday coming up, and sure wouldn't mind her planning it. Hmmm.

Official: More than 7 million Brits have NEVER accessed the interwebs

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Happy

Cheers to those 7 million.

Not necessarilly missing anything much by NOT being "connected". Afterall...there are still newspapers in circulation for folks to get the news...or the Tele as well.

Imaging their "loss" at not being on Farcebook...or Twatter...or even here, for that matter. Might just be far better off.

New blow for Microsoft Surface: Touch Chromebooks 'on sale in 2013'

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@hplasm

"maybe it IS You...?"

On many occasions it IS me...but not this time. Just need to run programs that the CB can't, nor can a Surface RT, for that matter. Good for some, not for others. But I also wouldn't purchase a Surface Pro either. Most of the applications I run are not touch-centric...so what would be the point of having either one of them?

And I seriously doubt the new CB will affect Surface sales...such as they are. Two different animals with different purposes. One is an actual computer, and the other is simply a Terminal. Everything old is new again...

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FAIL

I was GIVEN a Chromebook last year...

...and to tell you the truth, I can do more on my Smartphone, than I can on the Chromebook. For my needs...it's totally useless. The one I have is sitting on a shelf next to my copies of MS Bob.

I don't care if this latest one is touch centric or not.

Montana TV warns of ZOMBIE ATTACK in epic prank hack

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Re: Are we sure this is a spoof?

"Does anyone know *anyone* in Montana?"

As a matter of fact...there are dozens & dozens of Hollywood types, radio & TV personalities, and many in the recording industry who have homes in Montana. Don't know any of them personally, but they are there.

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WTF?

Re: Wow..

" I'm not so worried about people now not responding to a real zombie attack,..."

Serioulsy Fred? You are kidding...aren't you? Please say you are. Or were you one of the four numb-nuts who actually called the police to ask what was going on?

BlackBerry 10: Good news, there's still time to fix this disaster

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FAIL

Good luck to "the company formerly known as RIM"

Great move kids. Have this "big announcement" on 30 January showing this glintzy new OS and hardware...but...sorry for you folks in the US and other parts of the planet...you're not getting it until sometine in March.

Oh...and you PlayBook owners who have been hanging on for nearly TWO YEARS hoping for something to make it useful...well...your upgrage to BB10 will happen "...sometime after the BB10 phones are out."

Nice...real f'ing nice.

RIM ends Reg headline pun filth (and launches two new phones)

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Re: "Promised to show up"

"Once again it sounds like they are seriously rushing to get something out to market."

Hardly rushing...BB10 was supposed to be out 1 year ago. Just more crappy marketing by BB.

Never really pushed the PlayBook when it first came out. No real mention of it today either...just more of the same from them.

And STILL no decent PB applications in their store...yet.

Feds slurping your private data? But that's OUR job, says Google

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WTF?

NEWS FLASH...

Dateline...Mountain View, Calif

Pot calls Kettle Black.

Why did your outsourced IT fall over? Cos you weren't on Twitter

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Mushroom

Re: Gold plated bullshit

+1000%

The day I have to use ANY social media crap to do my IT work, is the day I retire.

RIM PlayBook trumps new iPad in UK channel sales - analyst

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Re: The Playbook is a really nice device

"So the Playbook is okay if you don't care so much for apps and the hardware is very good."

Very true. The lack of mainstream applications has been the issue for me. Bought mine in November of 2011, but it hasn't been much good to me, due to the lack of useful Enterprise level applications. I need the device to do more than just surf the Internet and play videos through my TV.

Until the Google Play Store is opened to the PB, so ALL of its applications will run on the PB, it will continue to be nothing more than an expensive paperweight to me.

Viruses infect vital control systems at TWO US power stations

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@Destroy All Monsters

You have obviously never seen a Flash Drive fail...or get lost...have you.

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WTF?

Why are they backing up to a Flash Drive in the first place?

Seriously? A Flash Drive for backups? In a corporate environment?

Devs: 'Pirates are flogging OUR stuff on BlackBerry's App World'

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"Yes all 3 of them - sorry, could not resist!"

HEY!! Easy there AC. What about moi? Let me fix this for you please.

"Yes all 4 of them - sorry, could not resist!"

There now...fixed. Have to go and get the others. We have an early Tee-time today. Thanks...

Facebook fixes 'Peeping Tom' webcam bug - AFTER 5 MONTHS

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Re: Oh the fcuking Zuckerberg irony...

Not really a problem...if you don't use Farcebook in the first place.

'Instagram, you were my favourite app and you stabbed me in the back'

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Re: You still own the photos but...

Sure you should be using "intellectual" & Farcebook in the same sentence?

Dead Steve Jobs' mega yacht seized by testy Philippe Starck

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Re: Always have contracts

" What would your friend say of your treatment of his family? I would haunt your ass! No written contract = your loss."

If the rolls were reversed...Jobs would screw HIS family out of the money in a nanosecond.

Apotheker: HP board was just as culpable for Autonomy buy

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Re: So basically....

Well...the current CEO was on the Board at that time as well.

Dutch script kiddie pwns 20,000 Twitter profiles

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Score one for DD!

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/poring-over-pore-and-pour/

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@h3

Dunno why anyone would want Facebook / Twitter. All they seem to do is spam.

There you go...fixed it for you. Beer-thirty time!

UK cops: How we sniffed out convicted AnonOps admin 'Nerdo'

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Mushroom

Put the little snot away for a long time.

As well as his other playmates. 10 years would be a good start.

This is out of hand now: Apple attempts to trademark the LEAF

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@JDX

"I've never even seen this before to my recollection!"

Then you obviously have no idea of what a wood working "buscuit" is.

http://www.smarter.com/black-decker-dewalt-dw6800-no-0-size-joining-biscuits-/sd--pi-44090188--qq-joiner%2Bbiscuits.html?pdp=8&plt=grid

This crap by Apple has just simply gotten out of hand.

Fred Flintstone may not have been real but his pet Dino WAS - boffins

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Alien

Ahhh...we didn't?

"...especially considering that there are nutjobs out there who literally believe that we did live alongside dinosaurs at one point."

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Re: Er, what?

No problem Fred...we all know you're real.

Schmidt: Microsoft will never be as cool as the Gang of Four

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Re: Odd "Gang of Four" there.

Yep. And IBM & MS are out of the scalable computer business apparently? Funny...hadn't gotten the news.

Just one more arse running a "tech" company.

McAfee seeks asylum in Guatemala

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Re: Re: As a Child...

"In fairness, if ever anyone was in need of AN asylum right now, it's Mr McAfee."

There...fixed it for you.

John McAfee remains on the run, but outside Belize

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Happy

Not to worry...

...he'll likely turn up at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London any day now.

Assange: Google, Facebook run 'side projects' for US spooks

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Mushroom

Re: Old news

Yep. The US FBI had "Carnivore" in operation way back in 1997 FFS. What's so new about government spying on Internet traffic?

And besides...governments have been spying on citizens for hundreds, if not thousands, of years.

Why does this arseh0le keep getting press attention anyway? Die Julian...please...just die.

Children increasingly named after Apple products

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"Just don't tell anyone about my daughter Vista then..."

Or my son BoB.

Help-desk hell

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Someone please shoot me now!

Spent a weekend upgrading users computers, only to get a call on Monday from two of them, saying that their computers weren't working.

"My screen is all black, and it won't respond."

Walked into their respective offices, and turned their monitors ON! Problem fixed.