Posts by ItsNotMe

Is there life after ads for St Zuck?

The sooner Farcebook goes tits up...

...the better the world will be.

Britain has 10 million twits, tweets Twitter

Re: 10,000 000

+1

To go along with the 900,000,000 numb-nuts using Farcebook. Probably many of the same on both.

Social Network scribe to turn hefty Steve Jobs tome to popcorn-fodder

I can hardly wait.

Maybe not.

Apple scrubs old Leopards of Flashback Trojan infections

Except...

...that this ONLY applies to the Intel chipped systems...and not the Power-PC chipped ones.

Road deaths spark crackdown on jaywalking texter menace

@The Fuzzy Wotnot

"I fell out of a moving car when I was 5 years old,..."

Must explain your current state of mind then. Fell on your head did you?

Re: Re: Darwin rules

Wouldn't bother me one bit Jimbo. The sooner the gene pool is purged of idiots like this the better.

Remember...there are no lifeguards at the gene pool.

Battle continues over LOHAN's mighty rod

Re: Wind and Spin

You ALL have missed the obvious here folks. A simple Sky Hook is all that is needed to secure LOHAN for launch.

Can't really believe all of you supposed "experts" haven't realised this from the start. What a bunch of losers.

Mine's the one hanging on the Unicorn Horn...thanks.

Sony blames record $5.7bn loss on everything but Sony

Re: Floods and Earthquakes?

Didn't they forget Locusts also?

Facebook launches App Store Center

Fantastic!

With Farcebook's app store, there will be even MORE ways for people's computers to become infected with crap.

Man sues pr0n starlet after Twitter rejection

Tweeting is for Twits

How utterly pathetic this whole Twitter (and other "social networking") bull$hit.

What a sad commentary on the state of the world that there are so many brain-dead people who feel a need to "follow" or be "followed".

Glider pilot 'swallowed camera memory' say plunge tragedy cops

Damn.........

.........fruitlessly trying find a way to work "stool pigeon" into this conversation. Just can't find the appropriate way.

Kaspersky: Apple security is like Microsoft's in 2002

I am very sorry...

...but Steve simply won't let this happen. Apple computers are not susceptible to attack, because Steve said so...and that is that. Next story please.

Mine's the one with the copy of Symantec for OS X in the pocket.

iTunes fanbois outraged by Apple's sex-life quiz probe

Re: Verify or die

My D.O.B. is always 01 January 1900. Not doing too bad for an old codger.

Mine's the one hanging on the electric wheel chair.

"Note to self: perhaps calling them "too stupid" is a bad move..."

Not to worry...probably aren't many "skirts" around here anyway.

BlackBerry 10 developer kit aims to unleash application tsunami

Tsunami?

More like a ripple on a pond, most likely.

RIM takes BlackBerry 10 out for a spin, forgets to bring phone

"A whole Blackberry article without a single mention of RIM job?"

Not Friday yet. Maybe they'll re-run the piece then.

Want to be a better marksman? Play shooting games

Re: Re: I better have a go with a neighbours guns then

With no real recoil from the video games...he would most likely be killing flying squirrels with most of his shots.

Groupon appoints ace financial duo to its board

Hey...what a concept!

Employ someone(s) who actually know the financial side of running a business.

Gee...wish I had thought of that.

Phone-hack saga: Murdoch 'not fit' to run News Corp, blast MPs

Re: No shit...........

Typical politicians...Masters of the Obvious...after pissing away untold sums of money "investigating the facts".

Google KNEW Street View cars were slurping Wi-Fi

Re: A further course title

Google are still...and will continue to be...LYING SCUM.

University of Florida drops plans to axe CompSci for sports

Re: College sports in the US is a racket.

You are correct about Joe Paterno...he did indeed care more for the athlete as a student, than as an athlete...but the football program at Penn State has been the RARE exception in US college sports...NOT the rule.

The vast majority of major college/university sports programs in the US DO NOT benefit the institution as a whole, but the program that is drawing in the money. And the "student athletes" are used as pawns for the betterment of the program...not the betterment of the student.

@ Tom 13

"...(proper football, not that piker game with the round thing)..."

You mean that game where those big bruisers have to be all protected with massive padding and helmets, so as not to hurt their delicate little bodies? That kind of football?

Lenovo forced to expand 'flaming' PC recall

Re: Geesh, @Azzy

And British Football fans are the most well behaved fans in the world...right? Never caused any trouble when traveling abroad...have they.

New satellite will blow your socks off - and spot them from spaaaace

Re: 31cm?

Not sure...but keeping my curtains closed, once this thing is launched.

'We're going to have a renaissance – let's do it'

It's a real shame.

Thought things at Apple under Cook might be different. Guess not. Still a whining idiot at the helm, unfortunately.

Anyone know the state of HIS liver?

Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old

Hey...

...the kid had it coming!

Murdoch 'sorry' he didn't shut News of the World years ago

@handle

"...and populist baseless rants about matters such as climate change."

You mean just like YOU are doing?

Re: If only...

Maybe...but he has hundreds of millions of reasons ($$) NOT to shut either down.

Web hosting

Gate.com

Not in Europe...but very good.

http://www.gate.com/

Been using them to host my business website & e-mail for over ten years. Rarely a problem, and when there was, it was rectified very quickly.

IT Department seeks clowns and jugglers

Isn't that why we have CEOs & CIOs?

Just wondering...

Tim Cook rejects Apple's old business model of suing everyone

Re: ""we just want people to invent their own stuff"

It's not still April 1st...is it?

Ex-BP engineer cuffed 'for deleting Deepwater spill texts'

Re: Americans. from AC @ 14:45

And I suppose if the countries were reversed...i.e. it was an American oil company buggering up a well of the coast of Britian, fouling the waters, killing wildlife, putting thousands of people out of work, and polluting the beaches, you would say the same? Right.

Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

Tell them they have to find an honest politician...

...ANYWHERE. Or face a lifetime confinement...with Bill O'Riley.

'Asteroid mining company' makes classic hypegasm debut today

Hey...why not?

We've already fucked large portions of the Earth with mining...why not start anew somewhere else?

DARPA overjoyed that its hypersonic glider came apart, blew up

Re: DARPA

And I suppose other governments around the planet aren't funding research for bombs?

Google's top female cheese nominated to serve on Walmart board

Good combination...Google & Walmart

"I have long been a customer and admirer of the company."

Not a surprise here. Two companies who love to screw consumers...and other competing companies.

Fanboys frolic on recyled rumours of Q3 iPad Mini debut

Newer rumor...heard that a 30" version was in the works also. Great for myopic types.

Can't wait for that one. Saw the patent application online yesterday...somewhere.

Larry vs Larry: Oracle and Google in courtroom smackdown

Re: Larry vs. Larry?

"What happened to Darryl and Darryl?"

Their other brother Darryl is out of town, and doesn't want to be a part of this.

Hacker jailed for 32 months for attack on abortion-provider site

@Colin Camper

Well...next time...keep your eye closed, if you find a problem with it.

It is NO ONE'S business, other than the woman involved, what she does on this matter...and I find it quit "amusing" that it is usually MEN who pontificate on this.

Between the fucking religious nutjobs...and right-wing political arseholes in this world...you all should just mind your own god damned business...and stay out of the lives of others.

Naked gyrating iPad vid exposes truth behind Apple's billions

Re: Propaganda...

No...propaganda from Cupertino...via China.

Apple trails behind world+Microsoft in 'Flashback' malware debacle

Still nothing but utter scum...with...or without...Boy Wonder.

"Worse still, Apple asked a Russian registrar to take down a domain Dr Web had established in order to observe and analyze the botnet in the mistaken belief that it was acting as a command and control server for the zombie network."

Unexpected nanotube heat transfer suggests new way to cool processors

“remote Joule heating”

This have anything to do with online porn?

Mine's the tan rain coat in the corner...thanks.

Julian Assange™ telemovie coming to Oz TV

Who is going to play him...

...Edgar Winter?

DoJ could start Apple ebook price-fixing lawsuit this week

Re: Proof

" I doubt there was collusion..."

And I suppose we still believe in the Tooth Fairy as well?

Toshiba prices up 13in monster tablet

Sorry...

...waiting on a 27" tablet myself. Don't need any of these "toys" with smaller screens. Waste of time.

'Unibody' iPhone 5 said to debut in October

Re: Unibody?

"How's that gonna work with the antennas?" Precisely my first thought.

Can't wait to hear all the whining, after Apple releases yet another device not fully tested in the real world...and the Lemmings can't get a reliable signal. Going to be a hoot!

Apple has 7.85in 'iPad Mini' in its labs

Over Steve's dead body will Apple make a small tablet...

...oh wait...