* Posts by CAPS LOCK

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It's official – Google AI gives you cancer ...diagnosis in real time: Neural net can spot breast, prostate tumors

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Speaking as an elderly man...

...good!

Top 5 greatest anime crossovers: Samsung deploys Microsoft at Note 10 hootenanny

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So, Samsung has jumped into bed with MS...

... joint ventures with MS always work out well...

Cloudflare punts far-right hate-hole 8chan off the internet after 30 slayed in US mass shootings

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Or, how about "No guns at all for civilians"? What's the worst that could happen?...

... After all, the King of England is unlikely to come round and tax their tea any time soon?

LibreOffice handlers defend suite's security after 'unfortunately partial' patch

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Just an FYI for Linux Mint users...

... Standard Linux Mint distros don't bundle LibreLogo, so unless you've installed it your ok.

Summer vacations put an end to rampant desktop crimewave

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I bought a friend, who was trouble by pen theft, a box of pens marked...

..."Stolen from Barbara". She reported success.

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"use a fountain pen" is the correct answer.

Since I was plagued by the ball-point problem myself, I bought a modestly priced fountain pen. That was twenty years ago. It's still here and still works perfectly. I got the sort that uses the little generic ink cartridges you can buy in Smiths, so no messing with bottles of Quink. Job done.

Rise of the Machines hair-raiser: The day IBM's Dot Matrix turned

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Let's face it, who amongst us hasn't lost a tie to the...

...shredder?

BT adopts Ubuntu OpenStack as core brains for its 5G, fibre-to-the-premises rollout

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Re: Oh, so *that's* why

Well, it MIGHT have been an attempt at reducing network outages caused by copper thieves. Give them something to steal and find it's valueless.

Incognito mode won't stop smut sites sharing your pervy preferences with Facebook, Google and, er, Oracle

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Meh, porn companies have always been in the vanguard of net technologies...

... Soon one or other will create a browser...

Experts: No need to worry about Europe's navigation sats going dark for days. Also: What the hell is going on with those satellites?!

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Seems to me that adoption of eLoRaN would be a better post brexit solution for the UK...

... with the transmitters on the ground, if one breaks you can send a fat bloke in a van, no need for rocket science.

Microsoft tells resellers: 'We listened to you, and we have acted' (PS: Plz keep making us money)

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We've gone with FreeBSD on generic hardware using ZFS mirrors.

A totally fuss free experience. We started with Samba, but now use NFS, and you can use both simultaneously. No buggering about with licences, great documentation, ZFS baked in and a knowledgeable community. What's not to like?

Loose tongues and oily seamen: Lost in machine translation yet again

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Struggling to learn French?

I like French In Action. All available on Youtube. Don't learn much French though...

London cop illegally used police database to monitor investigation into himself

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Send for stick tape, my side are splitting...

"Back in 2015, the Met recorded a tripling of computer misuse allegations over the year, with police employees alleged to have abused their privileges 173 times. "

173 times in a year? LOL.

Blackburn ain't big enough for the both of us: Mr Creamy and Mr Whippy at the centre of new ice-cream war

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Is it just me, or does any mention of an ice cream van bring to mind...

... The KLF?

Make mine a ninety-nine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPjggN-KByI

ReactOS 'a ripoff of the Windows Research Kernel', claims Microsoft kernel engineer

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This isn't going anywhere. With all these bits of Linux creeping in...

... Windows awoke to discover that, in the night, it had transformed into a large Linux. *

* Sorry Franz.

Edge-lords crack down on trackers as Microsoft effortlessly kills off PBX phone system, and what's this? Windows Calculator on iOS?

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Let me commend to you...

...https://www.amazon.co.uk/Specialist-Charles-Sale/dp/0285632264/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=the+specialist+charles+sale&qid=1562054131&s=gateway&sr=8-1

In Rust we trust: Brave smashes speed limit after rewriting ad-block engine in super-lang

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When is someone going to come up with a stealth ad. blocker?...

... something that allows the sites you visit to check for ad. blocking but come up empty, so you don't have to put up with all that "YOU ARE BLOCKING OUR ADVERTS YOU FREELOADING, BABY KILLING SCUM" malarkey.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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You don't hear much Polari on El Reg much these days...

...and it's been too long since a game of Morning Crescent broke out...

Look, we've tried, but we just can't write this headline without saying boffins have probed Uranus's cold ring

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77 Kelvin you say? Not good but not terrible, however...

... that is the boilng point of nitrogen. Coincidence? I don't think so...

Brit hosting provider tsoHost takes needleful of 'unauthorized code' to the servers, suffers week of outages

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So, what's a good alternative...

...(since tsoHost recently killed the deal I was on) for a tiny personal web site.

Microsoft Bing is 10: That thing you accidentally use to search for Chrome? Still alive and kicking

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"Lots of people search for "America" every day: "

DIdn't Peter Fonda and Denis Hopper go looking for it. I seem to recall it didn't end well...

Apple kills iTunes, preps pricey Mac Pro, gives iPad its own OS – plus: That $999 monitor stand

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"We sat through 150 minutes of WWDC keynote so you didn't have to"...

... What's this, El Reg no longer persona non grata? I'm sorry I don't believe it </Victor Meldrew>. When did Apple and El Reg kiss and make up?

Bad news. Asteroid 1999 KW4 flew by, did not hit Earth killing us all. Good news: Another one, Didymos, is on the way

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Come friendly asteroids and fall on Slough...

... or, on reflection, the capital city of a large country who's leader is without merit. When he's back there obv. Oops...

DigitalOcean drowned my startup! 'We lost everything, our servers, and one year of database backups' says biz boss

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Is it just me, or do they sound as if they deserve...

... each other?

Can I get a RHEL yeah? Version 8 arrives at last as IBM given go-ahead to wolf down Red Hat

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Scientific Linux is an Enterprise Linux rebuild sponsored by Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory.

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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"zpool destroy tank"

You'd think people who worked with a system where an accidental space[1] can mean doom would know better. Still all-in-all ZFS is my preferred file system.

[1] # rm -rf *.tmp

vs

# rm -rf * .tmp

A day in the life of London seen through spam and weak Wi-Fi

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Nope, that's a pancreas.

Or sometimes thymus.

There's NordVPN odd about this, right? Infosec types concerned over strange app traffic

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"Paranoid ?" - No, you're only paranoid if they're NOT out to get you...

..."Finished with my woman

'Cause she couldn't help me with my mind

People think I'm insane

Because I am frowning all the time"

Brit spy chief: We need trust or we won't have a 'licence to operate in cyberspace'

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Trust in GCHQ?

I think I''l tie up my connection instead.

Wannacry-slayer Marcus Hutchins pleads guilty to two counts of banking malware creation

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"Unfortunately, the very system of threats, plea bargaining and denial of liberty is in itself...

... not exactly trustworthy when it comes to determining guilt or innocence."

Exactly. When you're at the mercy of the Merkin judicial system a guilt plea means nothing.

Disco Dingo fever: Ubuntu 19.04 has an infrastructure bent, snappier GNOME and another stupid name

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New Icons?

Well I never...

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

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No one in government expects this to work. It's a necessary prerequisite to a...

...white list. Entry to which will be inexpensive. At first...

Easter is approaching – and British pr0n watchers still don't know how long before age-gates come into force

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No one in government expects this to work. It is the necessary prelude to a ...

... white list. Entry fees to the white list will be trivial. At first...

French internet cops issue terrorist takedown for… Grateful Dead recordings?

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"I believe kill them all and let God sort them out was also a French policy" Shirley you mean...

... Duke Nukem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBFvifcZQvc

Rust never sleeps: C++-alike language tops Stack Overflow survey for fourth year in a row

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Where did dBase come then?

I still use it. Well Harbour compiler, so maybe I should say Clipper?

Dutch director cops roar deal after selling off lion-based schlock to China

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Hollywood accounting and by extension all entertainment industry accounting is a standing joke.

Ask Dave Prowse, he's supposed to be still waiting for his 'profit' points cheque.

The curious case of a WordPress plugin, a rival site spammed with traffic, a war of words, and legal threats

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Wordpress, again...

... please suggest an alternative. Seriously...

What do sexy selfies, search warrants, tax files have in common? They've all been found on resold USB sticks

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I bought a used 1TB 3.5 incher off Tatbay...

... It had been 'formatted'. Oh how I laughed at all the documents I recovered. I use a hammer to 'format' my used drives.

Windows XP point-of-sale machine gets nasty sniffle. Luckily there's a pharmacy nearby

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We have a system running Win 2000 here...

... still works perfectly. Not connected to anything other than a DVD[1] duplicator.

[1] Instruction videos, not data.

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Hmmm. I'm not getting the images just placeholders and titles, so I can't see...

...'Protect and Survive Ben Gazzara'. Any advice, useful or otherwise?

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Re: French Government website UIs...

"still take their design cues from Minitel." Not Philippe Starck or H R Geiger?

In a galaxy far, far away, aliens may have eight-letter DNA – like the kind NASA-backed boffins just crafted

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Re: The laws governing biological reactions are the same everywhere. Time will tell, but...

Six religious fundamentalists in this thread.

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The laws governing biological reactions are the same everywhere. Time will tell, but...

...I'd bet actual money that when we meet ET his cells will have DNA[1].

[1] Regular DNA, like yours and mine. Well mine anyway.

How do you solve a problem like Galileo? With a strap-on L-band payload, of course!

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Harumph. Away with all this satellite malarkey....

Put the transmitters on the ground so that when they go wrong (see El Reg passim) you can send a fat bloke in a van to fix them. It's called eLoRaN. It can be just as accurate and available as all this monkeying around in space.

Password managers may leave your online crown jewels 'exposed in RAM' to malware – but hey, they're still better than the alternative

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Ha, it comes to something when the Post-it is superior to software...

.... At least with a Post-it someone has to be in the room to steal your password. (Webcams notwithstanding)

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

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The SAPdrome ...

... is my best effort. Anything else would fall foul of Godwin's Law I'm afraid.

Bloke thrown in the cooler for eight years after 3D-printing gun to dodge weapon ban

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There's a lot more heat than light in this thread, mostly from gun owners of the USA of America...

... banging on about their Constitutional rights and 'The Right to Bear Arms'.

Firstly, lets just see what the Second Amendment actually says shall we?

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Can anyone see the problem here? As I understand it, the American state runs a military so large it can fight two wars at once. This means a MiIitia isn't needed and so there's no need for the Second Amendment.

None of that means that anything sensible can be done until such time as the Second Amendment is repealed. Don't hold your breath.

Secondly, let's look all this 'murders are done with guns bought on the black market' nonsense. Apart from a few home made guns ALL guns started life as legitimately held, from where they leaked into the illegal market in robberies and so on. If the pool of legal weapons disappeared the illegal weapons would eventually disappear.

Use an 8-char Windows NTLM password? Don't. Every single one can be cracked in under 2.5hrs

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And this is why you shouldn't use the same password/username on multiple sites.

Another reason why your email address is your username is A Bad Thing[1].

Copyright Seller and Yeatman.

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This ^^ is the correct answer.

The reasons why are left to the reader as an exercise. Clue: you might be run over by a bus.

Return of the audio format wars and other money-making scams

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Not this the?...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elcaset