* Posts by The Man Who Fell To Earth

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Sysadmin flees asbestos scare with disk drive, blank pay cheques, angry builders in pursuit

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Re: Die Hard VII: Sysadmin

"You see, money doesn't exist in the 24th Century"

Tsk tsk tsk. The push to go "cashless" isn't for the benefit of the consumer or seller. It's because cash transactions don't have middlemen between the seller & buyer taking a cut of the transaction. The push for a "cashless" society is driven by bankers & payment handlers wanting cuts of every transaction on the planet, and simply drives up the sellers costs & prices for the buyer.

Is this the worst Blockchain idea you've ever heard?

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Blockchain for buying Pet Food

Because Pets.com & their sock puppet wasn't a stupid enough idea back in the day.

Kids today are so stupid they fall for security scams more often than greybeards

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Re: 'Digital Natives' are totally oblivious to how it works

Moby summed it up best here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASywEuqFd8

Coming soon to smart home devices? Best Before labels – with patch cut-off dates

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Re: Connected Cars

According to the US DOT, the age of the average car on American roads is 11.5 years. That's the average, and it's getting longer every year. Do you really think "connected car" makers will be issuing patches for their cars a dozen years after the sale? I doubt it.

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Re: My Toaster...

You mean you don't want a planned obsolescence date sticker on your toaster? Or do you just like old toast?

This suggestion of a planned obsolescence date sticker (end of support) is a scumbag IoT makers wet dream. Basically an abusive EULA in another form.

Ecuador admits it cut Assange's internet to stop WikiLeaks' US election 'interference'

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Re: Don't have Assange for a sleep-over

The US press is reporting that Secretary of State John Kerry put pressure on Ecuador to pull Assange's plug.

Google has unleashed Factivism to smite the untruthy

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Re: Those who like facts will pay attention. Otherwise not.

The problem is Google claims that it's participation in PRISM isn't a fact.

"Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel." - Ziad K. Abdelnour

FYI: Amazon's corner stores scan your plates

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Not competative anymore

In my State, Amazon now collects sales tax. Which means they are no longer price competative most of the time. Which has meant that I buy very little from them these days.

I can't imagine that a brick& mortar store will get my business.

Cheer up Samsung! You might get back $400m for copying the iPhone

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I wonder how much...

...the exploding battery feature, which Apple pioneered, is worth?

http://phys.org/news/2009-08-apple-denies-battery-problem-iphones.html

Google 'screwed over' its non-millennials – now they can all fight back

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Re: Hmmm....

And all of the sociopaths are at Facebook pretending they understand friendship.

One-way Martian ticket: Pick passengers for Musk's first Mars pioneer squad

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atmosphere

It ain't like in the movies.

The mean atmospheric pressure on Mars is only 0.6% of that of Earth. (Equivalent on Earth of being at an altitude of 22 miles, or about 35 km.) Which is why "violent dust storms" is a joke. At full force, the most "violent" dust storm with 130mpg winds on Mars can barely move one of those thin a plastic shopping bags.

Sad reality: Look, no one's going to patch their insecure IoT gear

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"Governments respond most readily to what the public wants."

Name one.

Facebook's AI boss is on a mission to end spoon-fed machine intelligence

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Re: Unsupervised learning

"What makes Facebook's AI wonks think they can beat thousands (millions?) of years of evolution in learning?"

Remember, Facebook is just intellectual masturbation. So that is how their AI folks are oriented.

US govt pleads: What's it gonna take to get you people using IPv6?

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Re: Pot / Kettle

"We are on the verge of an explosion in the number of Internet-connected devices, from smartwatches to connected refrigerators, furniture and thermostats," the National Telecommunications and Information Administration (NTIA) – a part of the Department of Commerce – enthuses

Given how crappy they are all made & the lack of OS maintenance by their manufacturers, at a minimum I want those things behind a NAT router, not directly exposed to the Internet.

Just saying.

EFF dinks HP Inc finks in rinky-dink ink stink

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If an individual did this, they go to jail.

Now how is this different from me gaining entry to a computer system under false pretenses and disabling it's functionality? I believe in the US, I'd be sent to the pokey for violating some combination of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA) 18 U.S. Code §1030, the Access Device Fraud Act 18 U.S.C. § 1029, and the Communication Interference Act 18 U.S.C. § 1362, and a few others I'm probably overlooking.

Apple to crunch iOS 10 local backup password brute force hole

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Re: Afonin says Apple devices are highly secure

Here's the link: http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37441109

FTFY

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Re: Weakening

10,000 -> 1. Very odd indeed. Very odd.

If we can't fix this printer tonight, the bank's core app will stop working

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Re: Yawn LDS

When I had to make heroic trips to the printer on cold, snowy nights among wolves, I had to walk there & back.

Uphill, both ways.

And when I got there, the office supply person hadn't ordered any paper.

And I got toner on my hands.

It was brutal.

EyePhones packing Iris-scanning authentication to go mainstream

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Re: How do you protect your iris?

Like all biometrics, once stolen, security is gone forever. The push for biometrics also comes from Law Enforcement & the intelligence services because even in places like the US where the 5th Amendment protects one from having to divulge a password (even if a judge were stupid enough to sign a warrant compelling one to), one has no such protection from having to allow them to take fingerprints, iris scans, DNA, or any other physical measurement (biometric).

Pass the 'Milk' to make code run four times faster, say MIT boffins

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Re: Sounds great call me when its in the OpenMP standard

So, as I read the article, it's vaporware at this stage.

Student charity's ex-IT boss in the cooler for stealing $1.3m through fake tech contracts

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Re: Stealing from a charity..

Stealing from charities is more common that people think. Usually, the charity quietly fires the embezzler and does not call the cops, because they know the bad publicity will hurt fundraising. Of 6 non-profits I have direct knowledge of the internal workings of, 3 caught embezzlers who'd stolen money in the 5-6 figure range when they had full audits. In all cases, they let the perps walk away to avoid bad publicity. (Hint: Entries in the books for "miscellaneous expenses" should be a red flag at any time. Every entry should specifically say what the expense was & be backed up by receipts. Even with receipts, every vendor should be "validated" and as part of that, copies of it's papers of incorporation should be gathered and it's officers & board looked at. It's not uncommon for people to create fake companies, often in their wife or a relative's name, etc. Proper audits don't stop at arithmetic.)

The article is missing the most important information, namely, how was he caught? Was he ratted out (say, via a ex-wife)? Was he caught when the charity had a professional 3rd party audit? (You'd be surprised how infrequently charities have real audits.)

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sniffing your storage could lead to sensitive leaks, warn infosec bods

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Re: I'm starting to get tired of...

This type of stuff has been around for years, used by pirates to crack & then duplicate smart cards. There's a whole chip hardening industry based on it. One of the most famous academic papers on this came out of the University of Cambridge in 1999.

https://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/sc99-tamper.pdf

Brexit makes life harder for an Internet of Things startup

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CE marking

You do what everyone else does who has brains. You hire a 3rd party compliance company like TUV to guide you through CE Marking and to perform the tests needed to generate the documentation.

Been there, done that with multiple products & multiple startups.

Petulant Facebook claims it can't tell the difference between child abuse and war photography

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Re: "How are facebook supposed to tell the difference?"

I would bet the average Facebook employee is too ignorant to recognize that photo when shown it.

I would bet the average Facebook image censor (who probably has some unicorn type job title) is too lacking in curiosity & is too lazy to spend the half second it takes to do an image search to find out its a famous Pulitzer prize winning photo.

And as we have just seen in evidence, Facebook as an organization lacks the common sense to react properly. Especially when it comes to censoring written posts.

Intel pulls out hard cash to gobble virtual CPU upstart Soft Machines

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Loss cutting

This looks like a typical SV scenario where the VC's don't see much of a future for the company and are cutting their losses while they still can. Must mean Soft Machines has at least some IP, as the company itself doesn't have any other assets.

Hello, Star Trek? 25th Century here: It's time to move on

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Re: Noone competente at the helm, the ship wrecked.

Agreed. As someone the other day commented, Jar Jar Abrams has devolved the franchise into generic action flicks with zero character development. It's really bad when the best Star Trek film in the last couple of decades was made by amateurs. I'm talking about Prelude to Axanar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W1_8IV8uhA

SETI searchers: We still haven't found what we're looking for

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Re: Cloaked?

Everything with a radar cross section larger than about 2 inches is tracked by NORAD. So the only way the US would not know about it is if the Russians had stealthed it to a radar cross section smaller than that. And that would be pretty hard to do, given how communication antennas work unless they were retractable, or could be turned outward, etc. So you can bet a lot of governments knew about this satellite.

Dropbox: Leaked DB of 68 million account passwords is real

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local encryption

This is why, as Rob Joyce (head of NSA's Tailored Access Operations (TAO) hacking team) said at the Usenix’s Enigma conference in January 2016, you need to think twice before relying on a Cloud provider's security.

Use a wrapper like nCrypted Cloud to transparently locally encrypt/decrypt everything before it goes into your Dropbox/Google Drive/....

Russia MP's son found guilty after stealing 2.9 million US credit cards

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If Russia had Rule of Law

This would not be an issue. But Russia has never had Rule of Law, and probably won't for a very long time. The kleptocratic nature of Russia is why they've enshrined protection from extradition into their constitution. (Not that Russia respects many of the other parts of their constitution...)

Uber lost $7m a DAY in the first half of this year

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Did they check the washer?

Maybe it fell out of their pockets when they made some sharecropper wash their clothes in a washing machine the sharecropper had to pay for, using detergent and water the sharecropper had to also pay for, and hope Uber's price would be greater than the sharecropper's total costs.

If you haven't changed your Dropbox password for 4 years, do so now

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Sounds fishy to me

Nothing to see, move along.

I'm all for strong passwords, although in my experience forcing users to change passwords on a (short) regular basis is a two edged sword, in that too often, and they start putting passwords on post-it notes.

Irish Olympics' officials digital devices seized in Rio

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Police in Brazil investigating corruption?

Does not compute.

Ford announces plans for mass production of self-driving cars by 2021

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Re: Exciting times

According to the US Department of Transportation, the average age of cars on American roads is 11.4 years. That fact alone tells you that despite all of the marketing hype, American drivers don't run out an buy (or lease) new cars just because they contain new technology.

http://www.rita.dot.gov/bts/sites/rita.dot.gov.bts/files/publications/national_transportation_statistics/html/table_01_26.html_mfd

All this hype reminds me of the Tesla CTO claiming, in 2010, that by 2015 that 20% of cars on the road will be electric. His prediction missed the mark by a factor of 100. The percentage of cars on the road that are electric is 0.2%. Had he bothered to do any due diligence on the average age of cars on the road were in 2010, he'd have known his prediction was impossible to meet.

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Re: Take control when necessary

"That's going to be a barrel of fun if there's 40+ ton of truck 20 feet behind you at 55.99 mph at the time...."

55.99mph is 82.1 feet per second, which if that's your relative speed to the truck, you have 1/4th of a second to react, take control, & do something to avoid a collision.

Which ain't gonna happen.

Microsoft to overhaul Windows 10 UI – with a 3D Holographic Shell

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Re: They have to be joking

Will Windows 10 bricking my machine be a better experience in 3D?

£1m military drone crashed in Wales after crew disabled anti-crash systems – report

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The Real Lesson

Is that this drone was of a horrible design.

What next for the F-35 after Turkey's threats to turn its back on NATO?

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Oh yeah?

The fact that the US has Rule of Law will be a huge source of frustration for Erdogan.

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The US has freedom of speech enshrined in it's Constitution. It's a hard concept to grasp for those who live in authoritarian regimes.

Erdögan is the type that C.S. Lewis had in mind when he said, "Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked."

The US needs to really evaluate it's relationship with Turkey. Turkey was let into NATO in 1952 simply because the US wanted both listening posts and missiles stationed on the USSR's border. But Turkey has never dealt with the US in any manner other than duplicity. And Turkey has pretty much completely failed to live up to it's NATO obligations in the last decade & a half. The US has enough duplicitous "friends" in the Middle East, but those others don't have the access to the weapons & intelligence that Turkey does through NATO.

NATO should give Turkey the boot, as Turkey adds nothing to NATO at this point. And the US should leave NATO if the rest of the NATO members are not willing to give Turkey the boot. NATO needs the US a lot more than the US needs NATO.

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"The whole F-35 reminds me of a kickstarter campaign."

You must be a Millennial, since you seem to think a 300+ year old business model is new & original to Kickstarter. I've got news for you: Nothing about Kickstarters business model is new or innovative. All of the old Natural History books for example, by the likes of Audubon, Humboldt, etc were not printed unless they got a large enough pool of presubscriptions & deposits to fund the printing. A huge number of industries have used a similar "prefunding" concept over the centuries.

Adblock Plus blocks Facebook's ad-blocker buster: It's a block party!

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Re: Simple, innit?

Facebook? What's that?

Oh yea, that's something that old people like my Mom use.

Brit network O2 hands out free Windows virus with USB pens

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Hey! O2!

The 00's called and want their pen back.

BlackBerry: Forget phones, Lawsuits In Motion is back – and it's firing off patent claims

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Re: The sign of a dying company

Given that BlackBerry is worth chump change by Apple/Samsung standards, one of them should just buy the company, put it out of its misery, and keep the patents.

How many zero-day vulns is Uncle Sam sitting on? Not as many as you think, apparently

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Re: Failure to responsibly disclose is one definition...

Er, so, who funded this "research"?

Email proves UK boffins axed from EU research in Brexit aftermath

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Re: Is anyone surprised?

The email should have been released in full and unredacted. The bottom line is the Brexit will take years to implement, and dumping people now is just petty.

But it is academia after all, where the politics are most vicious because the stakes are so low.

How the HTTPS-snooping, email addy and SSN-raiding HEIST JavaScript code works

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Re: Question

But it would seem that one can reduce the likelihood of success by setting the browser to delete all cookies on exit, so the only potentially exploitable cookies are ones created since the browser was started. Or having a plugin that periodically deletes all cookies.

The developer died 14 years ago, here's a print out of his source code

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Huh?

Who the hell in the US would ever ride a train?

'ICANN's general counsel should lose his job over this'

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ICANN is an example

If you staff an organization with 3rd worlders, you'll get an organization rife with 3rd world corruption.

Follow the money. Start looking at personal bank accounts & life styles of ICANN personnel & family members.

Got a genius enterprise tech idea? Tell the world about it

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If it's software

It's not innovative.

It's just rearranging the chairs.

VC vampire: Peter Thiel wants to live forever

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Re: Damned with faint praise

MIT's Technology Review is just the PR arm of MIT's IP Office, always trying to shill MIT patents. Especially the 99% of MIT patents that are not worth the paper they are printed on.

Hello, Barclays? Why hello, John Smith. We meet again

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Each person’s voice is as unique as their fingerprint...

Which means once stolen, it remains stolen forever after.

What could possibly go wrong?