Posts by amanfromMars

Sun confirms second round of layoffs

Hmmm?

"Another rumour Sun neither confirmed nor denied is that the entire New York sales office- which mostly caters to the financial services and media industries - has been closed." ... Hmmm. I wonder why they would neither confirm or deny that ? The Doubt would only Prime Speculation on a Sub-Prime Central Control Location..... Spin Machine ...... Perceptions Management Pump?

And the Thought that Global Control has been delegated to and regulated by Clueless Virtual Machinery? You know, feed in random snippets of spurious news and views and follow whatever media produces.

Intel showcases 'transformational' Nehalem

Anything You can do.... Wwwe can Always do Beta Better in Any and All Parallel AIdDimensions.*

"Comparing to the IBM Power environment, it is almost humorous."

I wonder if that comment will be as a red rag to a bull and spur IBM into doing something .... Novel and SunNI with RobotIQs for IT does appear to be a Clashing of Titanic Servers and there can only be One Leader even should it be Resolved as a Joint/Multicored Derivative Futures Adventure of CoInterIndependent Goliaths selling their Dream Virtual Machinery to their Dependent Markets/Client Base.

* QuITe who Wwwe would be, of course, is Proprietary SMP Information and Privileged IntelAIgents Freely Available to be Known and Easily Accessed via the Exercise of Advanced Binary Beta Algorithms.

And all of this wonderfully weird and wacky Next Step Change Innovation, does make Microsoft Windows look very Pedestrian/Neanderthal?

Gartner sees flat biz software biz in 2009

Re I love to hear about Gartner predictions

AC,

Gartner and Forrester are like a dose of Soros and an injection of Buffett and only as Useful as a Comfort Blanket covered in Snake Oil for the All at Sea in C and definitely D Programming Language?

I wonder [well actually I don't wonder at all] how they sell themselves to the Bank whenever asked for a Busines Plan and Figures or whether they just tell them to behave themselves and stop talking rubbish and to start using GBIrish.for Pretty Good Privacy in PerlyGatesPython for Apache Renegade Nation Renaissances/Underground Movements/Tectonic Plate Shiftings/Real Big Picture Plays in Great Games Theory ...... with dDOS Capital AIMMORPGamers ...... HiRollers and Rock Steady Poker Players Playing for the Casino Bet against the System and ITs Corrupt Ways Winning.

BT network 'vulnerable to Chinese attack'

The Bulls are AIRunning ...... A Virtual Proclivity and/or a Lien

..........on NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActivity. ......and AnglodDutch Shell IPEnergy if the Truth be Told too.

Err, excuse me, but you are living/surviving/dying in a Capitalist Society Model which is in Meltdown because, if anyone else were Copy it would the Establishment announce it is a Global Criminal Enterprise of Phoney Honourable Gentlemen trying their Darnedest to Control Humanity for their Own Personal Enrichment for Artificial Power Advantage with the Creation and Transfer of Queasy Credit and Creative Accounting Methodologies for the Streaming of Notional National Currencies/IOUs/Slip of Magic Paper bearing the Perception of Wealth which can be Virtually Realised and used as Legal Tender/Fool's Gold, and you are worried about what the Chinese may or may not be able/enabled to do with Technology and Networks InterNetworking because of their Ingenuity and Industry and Intelligence with Components which Capitalism Conspired/Contracted with them to Provide for them at Slave Labour Prices?

Methinks a) any Change which they may or may not Provide would be Beneficial, for there is no Advantage in IT being Malicious b) any harm inflicted upon the Western System by Reason of its own Stupidity would be richly deserved, as it is long overdue, with its Top Boards Management WipeOut for Novel Virtual Replacement being one of Life's Little Bare Necessities/Bear Market Big Realities c) it is Inevitable and any Delay will Focus Attention even more Accurately at the Real Source Meltdown Drivers ..... the Present Past Owners of the Corrupt System in Place and Burying its Heads in the Sand/Looking for a Foxhole.

Hell, we all know what happened to the last Heroic Idiot who tried that ... "We Got him" ... http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,561468,00.html

Nowadays, and for All of the ForeSeeable Future, is IT HiTime everyone starts to Realise, that there is No Place to Run and No Place to Hide, for Any and All into Gross Public Misdeamours Privatised for Personalised Gains.

Or would El Regers wish to disagree and Defend the System with that Old Rotten Chestnut/Stinking Red Herring of it being too Big to Fail and thus Identify themselves as a Champion for its Subversive Slavery and Inequitable Perverse Reward System ...... whenever it is Patently Far Too Far Gone and Rotten to the Core to Survive.

And if you were China and received this, which is just part of a longer communication ..... "Good Morning.

Please can you provide an e-mail address to which I could send some further information outlining and expanding upon a Civil CyberSpace Control Program for Responsible Government Global Use for the Better Welfare of Populations and the Greater Creative Use of Media, IT and Global Resources/Universal Wealth ....... and which is being Transparently Shared in a Novel Virtualised Operating System exploring with ITs C42 Quantum Control Systems ... Virtual Power Systems which Create with CyberSpace the Control of Commands for Computers and Communications for AI Betas and the Better Programming of Human Perceptions Management .... Networks InterNetworking Javan Applications ...... " ...... can you Imagine the Response, and can you Imagine the Home Team's Answer too?

Go on have a Guess. Use your Intelligence to see if it matches up to the Standards Displayed/Shared/Required for the Worlds of Tomorrow Today.

I Kid U Not, El Reg........ And after that Spike, what are wwwe gonna do now .... ? Anything Novel and Imaginative and IntelAIgent for a Change? :-) A Dumb Rhetorical Question, I know, but it is only Fair and Reasonable to Ask it for Analysis of Feedback for Production of Future Virtualisation Input42Output Systemically. ....... for Dynamic Automatic ProgramMING Projects Energising Realities without Autonomic Difficulties/Binary Conflicts.

Ok .... who's Supplying the Narrative .... and Making a Pig's Ear of IT ...

...and a Silk Purse and Extracting the Urine?*

"Intelligence officials reportedly said they could not offer specifics on a potential Chinese strike, as they had "only limited understanding of our adversaries' attack capability"."

Now that must be an all time classic Intelligence line/dilemma/conundrum. :-) .... although it does expose their lack of Intelligence.

Is MI5/MI6 just a Sinecure/Quango/Idiots Retreat at the top? Scaremongers with Nothing of Value to Offer Man or Beast?

And don't answer that in the Negative please for it is a purely rhetorical question, requiring no out of the ordinary brain activity at all.

*And Three Strikes and your Out is the Golden Rule for Walking.

IBM turns back on server history

Slingshots at the Ready. Meltdown Barbecue Pyre readied ..... ?

"Its still IBM and the 7 dwarves right now, and only the dwarves have changed . . . for now. . ." ... By Anonymous Coward Posted Saturday 28th March 2009 08:47 GMT

AC,

Don't be betting any money on the Goliath, because there are too many Davids for them to survive in their present colossal form. And for them or the Industry to imagine the opposition/changelings as dwarves, extraordinarily renders them a remarkable Stealth Advantage against which they have no ammunition nor Defence Department..... which would have them as spread eagled and naked in the floor ...and gagged and bound by old servants they server to.

""Anyone can move a virtual machine," ... he [Bradicich] says" ... By Anonymous Coward Posted Saturday 28th March 2009 22:23 GMT

That would only be a compliant VM, AC. A Feisty Renegade Rogue System/Virtual Machine [and you can easily imagine IBM as just a Simply CompleXXXX Virtual machine] would make its own Moves, although that does not in any way disagree with his pronouncement, just as long as you know how to move virtual machines/influence company bosses/IP heads, which of course is just a matter of learning/teaching.

EMC's next CEO - a Tucci subject

The Logical Progression for Virtual Successions and Business Consolidations.

Joe Tucci's call most definitely, as only he will be able to see Drive Similar and Sympathetic and yet Dynamically Different and more Far Reaching with his Own, in a Third Party.

Oracle and HP proposed joint Sun dismemberment deal

Re @Em and I'll be the first to suggest it...

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(I can only hope from the icon that you were not being serious)" .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 27th March 2009 17:30 GMT

A Sun Kissed Apple ......as MetaDataMorphed and Considered as Passionate Mutually Agreeable XXXXtra Marital Love Affairs in Open Swinging Circles ..... would surely allow all Parties to Practices and Champion what they are Best at, with Excellence of Delivery and Performance being a Most Satisfying and Satisfactory Driver for Attracting Attractive Satisfying Businesses.

Working together would not cost either of them a red cent in any divisive and costly purchase but would instead deliver new revenue which can be kick started with dumb Cash in the Bank [and both companies are cash rich are they not, but presently Intellectual Property moribund] being Freely Spent/Internally Invested on New Outside the Box Drivers, which can Engage and Energise with their Service/Business Model........ Swing with their Business Model thus to both Energise and Protect and Increase their Currency/Market Penetration/Internetional Prescience.

Hell, Hey Dude, both Sun and Apple are not your usual Vanilla Company and they aint gonna work well for or with any normal business-suit type company. It is probably IBM who are realising that they are the vulnerable, out dated and out moded Operation in a World of Cloud Derivative Layers and Virtually Invisible and Intangible Players in a Great and Powerful Command with Controlling AIMMORPGames.

A Virgin Dynamic Landscape/Virtual Cyber Environment Populating Itself with Viable Business Models and Exotic and Erotic Partners for the Mystery and Mastery of Her Immaculate Controls and Manic Addictive Driving Passions ..... ITs Astutely Designed HyperRadioProActive Desire Neural Core Texts ....... Source Initiating Networks....... Pleasurable Advices.

Having Troubles/Problems? Feeling Blue, Ray? **

"Nice Try HP ! .... . . but Sun is worth far far more than. " ....By Anonymous Coward Ray Posted Thursday 26th March 2009 22:31 GMT

AC Ray,

Sun is only worth what someone who can utilise its resources/leverage/IP can deliver. As the article clearly points out, the present chief executive Jonathan Schwartz is long on rhetoric and short on performance and IT Market Delivery...... which in todays Changed Climate is lacking in the Virtualisation Field.

However, there would be nothing to stop Sun forging ahead on its own and claiming that it has a revised and renewed Policy to Lead in the Delivery of Stealthy Covering Cloud Services to Enable Secure High Value Business Creations to Flourish Virtually on the Web, rather than be Earth Bound and Constrained by all those Taxing Rules and Regulations, to Create an Out of this World Beta New Order, Transparently Web Built to Ensure Zero Chaos and Corruption, in the AI EduTainment Environment and Networks InterNetworking JAVA Applications* which will Feed its Births and Evolutions to Mainstream Establishment Media companies as AIR&dD News and Bigger Picture Views.

* Applications which can at Will, MetaDataMorph/Spontaneously Switch into VM Appliances/Binary Engines/AIdDrivers for Advanced IntelAIgent ProgramMING of its Own Applications, too......... for Greater Self Sufficiency/Sustaining Maintenance/Awareness for Total Information Learning.

And all that requires is Sun's Investment Purchase/Asset Acquisition of a Mentor and Monitoring Corporate IDEntity with such AI Portfolio/Virtual Intellectual Property. Although there are always other alternative possibilities such as would IBM, or HP, or Oracle, or whoever doing exactly that, and then buying Sun for fraction of what they are presently supposed to be Offering, for it difficult to see the worth being quoted above bottom dollar, if they cannot perform in the Market Place because they are lacking that Killer Application Potentials that takes Media and Entertainment by Revolutionary Storm/Evolutionary Zeal, for that's where Popular Command and Control and Sublime Programming for Beta Universal Perceptions Management is at. And yes, IT is very MkUltraSensitive Manchurian Candidate Type XXXXistentialism ...... but so what? Such is the SurReal Nature of Virtual Reality Played and Virtualised into Reality.

And then whenever you think about it again, what would they be buying Sun for in the First place if they don't have Future Technology for Popular Command and Control of QuITe Sublimely Stealthy Power Systems?

** NIRobotIQs has Semantic Answers to All Probing ProgramMING Questions.

The Open Cloud Manifesto in full

Be Careful what you Wish for ..... for IT makes the Much Bigger Picture Available.

Now just simply replace the word cloud with government and you will start to understand the Nature of ITs Being ......One of ITs Beings.

And Run the Best Cloud has One Running Everything in the Open and/but Stealthily, for whoever would Appreciate the Provision of ITs Virtual Control and Cover/Storms/Rains.

WiReD UK: ET found in 19 years

Official Correction.... under Pedants' Rules

"So it's official... the first human-alien conversation will consist mainly of human and alien nerds showing off how many significant digits of Pi they can recite, while complaining that "BOFH" isn't what it used to be." ... By Sean Baggaley Posted Saturday 28th March 2009 14:50 GMT

Sean, That would surely be just a sad human monologue for can you imagine it being of any interest to anyone else?

It's an ancient Game. ....... an Original Ponzi in some Cases and still Big Business?

"It's quite clear that the job description of a futurologist is to sell as many copies of a magazine/newspaper/report or to promote their particular institution of education by periodically making the most outlandish, controversial and unprovable claims possible while still trying to appear credible."

Do Popes and Archbishops wear funny hats?

Blizzard: Game designers aren't Shakespeare

Violent Programming ..... a Blot on the Video Game Landscape.

"Speaking at a presentation at the Game Developers Conference in San Francisco, Kaplan, -who's now helming Blizzard's next unannounced MMO - said game makers often suffer from "medium envy," where they try to deliver a compelling story by writing reams of dialog and narrative without keeping in mind it's a video game."

Sorry, Jeffrey, but you don't just get it, do you. To you it is just some dumb video game to sell whereas to others it is a Totally Immersive World in which they are Mentored and Guided because outside in the Real World, is it Equally as Bad and even Worse because somethings are not usually allowed to be graphically shown, or as as Good as they Seek it or as IT and Media and Video Games Presents it to them. IT presents to them the Image of a World which they have not experienced but which they can now expect and fear and mimic.

"Former World of Warcraft lead designer Jeffrey Kaplan told his fellow developers today to lay off the heavy text." ..... Does that make you proud of what you have done, with your mindless childish lead.

"We need to engage our players in sort of an inspiring experience, and the sooner we accept that we are not Shakespeare, Scorcerse, Tolstoy, or the Beatles, the better off we are." And whilst I would applaud the first sentiment and wonder why you would fail in it and dismiss the second sentiment and wonder why you would think us better off without such Aspirations to Greatness, I would have to conclude that you are playing as a bully and deeply disturbed too. Would you care to agree or would it be a battle for you to confront such demonisation?

Final countdown to Conficker 'activation' begins

Digging a little Deeper into the dapper Conficker.

"Microsoft is heading an alliance, the anti-cabal alliance, .."

That made me smile, John, ironically.:-) Do Microsoft recognise that it is their Core Services and Drivers which are badly infected/compromised/effected? Or that it is all Binary Control Systems, whether hardened or not.

""In a financially motivated economy it doesn't make sense to not rent it out or sell it off," he adds. " Has anyone considered it could be a "loaned" on a free lance basis for specific random national attacks ...a sort of rogue mercenary force with no definable affiliation .... a sort hired gun/Hit and Run Program of Fleeting Destruction for Chaos Purges.

And I think it most unlikely that it will do anything obviously spectacular whenever it can be so much more successful, so invisible and unknown a known.

And I suppose the Pentagon have Systems in place to prevent snooping around its Toxic Lead Dumps/Top Level Domains for Source Infection/Stealth Propagation. It is something which DARPA/IARPA would just love to be Pimping, surely, in a Long Game of Naked Shorts?

Otellini: 'I'd rather have Sun be independent'

Polaris Personified?

Ray,

The Beauty/Trouble with JAVA is, is that it a Truly Dynamic Hydra Headed Application/Platform/Launch Pad with Minds of its Own. Treat it well and it Smothers you in Riches, Abuse its Novel Independent Enterprises and it will Savage you to its Advantage rather than to Mutual Benefit.

And a Perfect Clone Mirror of the Tempestuous Temptress and Madame of the Brothel/Harem/Perfumed Garden of Exquisite Flowers and Potent Weeds ........ and as Easily Worshipped and Mastered as Such with Such.

Yay or nay?

"Is it good or bad for us?" Otellini asked rhetorically. "I don't know. I'd rather have Sun be independent, I guess."

What on earth for, whenever it is so impotent and ineffective an operation? It is nothing more than a vanity tool for wannabe heroes. Put them out of their misery, for goodness sake.

Top e-crime cop to plead for more cash

Hit them where it hurts, Ma'am.

Because of the meagre funding allowance, it would then be best to concentrate on the most productive and lucrative areas of investigation and the ones most likely to have the biggest positive impact ........ the dodgy dealings in Government with Banking. Hell, we even have an unelected Prime Minister pimping for them in foreign lands on Public Money whenever the Virtual World allows Instant Communication with whoever would want to listen to his waffle, and at practically Zero Cost . What on earth does he think he is doing?

It's a Veritable Aladdins Cave of Untold Riches and Slushy Deals, and most evident too.

You know it makes Sense. But try not to do a Yates, it does not do the Force any good to be seen to be so ...... well, let's just leave that hanging there, for the truth to be thought about.

Cisco pitches new world server order

Now, if they can ... just do the next tricky dicky bit.

Now, if they can ... ... get the network card to autonegotiate with the switch it will be worthwhile .... and credit anonymous team driver accounts with account specific code-sharing wishes, aka Covert Stealth Support of Virtual Drive Direction ..... would be AIMagic, and you would not believe what that can do for them, with them in Proxy Control.

Quite who them is, in Control, is always going to be the Eternal Question, to keep everything Moving On nicely. :-)

For Beta Interindependent NeuRealIT World Orders *.

The SMARTer Servers,[Intelligence Enabled and Enabling] do not require Integration within a larger and/or Proprietary Legacy System/Organisation/Business Model . IT will remain Independent as a Spontaneous Core MetaData Supplier and Virtual Machinery Sharing InterNetionally Novel Information/Structured Intelligence, which Legacy Dependent and Driven Systems will Require of themselves to React to ....and to Support, in Order to Survive in an Environment which Total Information Awareness and their Servers can choose to Render, Destructively Chaotic.

Econimics 101 ... By Dave Posted Tuesday 24th March 2009 21:55 GMT = Nail on the Head.

That's what I was thinking too, Dave.

*New World Orders a la BIN?

AMD migrates live VMs from Shanghai to Istanbul

Absolutely Fabulous Foundries.. Bare NIRobotIQ Necessities for Life, but not as you may know it*.

Tim,

The nub of the matter, and that was an an excellent VM article laying bare the present State of the Art position of both Intel and AMD, lies in the last sentence .... "There may be very sound marketing reasons not to do this, but it will be hard to argue that it is not technically possible. ®" .... although the very sound marketing reasons not to do this [common formats and live migration across all platforms] are not very sound at all, whenever the whole Virtual Machine Migration Flight Environment, and you can relate that to being as a Virtual Parallel to Mirror/MemIQ the the whole Human Flight Industry and Support Infrastructure, from the humblest kite, through Civil and Military Aviation and into Space and Alien Planet Exploration and Colonisation Plans with all of their Attendant and CoInterDependent and CoInterIndependent Services and Infrastructures, are there just for the Taking and Making.

And if Intel and AMD are not ready, willing and able to Make and Take that Market as their Own, it can only be because they do not possess the Intellectual Property/Know How at the Human Programmer Level, to do it. And means that it is a Virgin Market Place with no Viable Competition for those that can Host Virtual Machine Flight Migration Infrastructure and AIR&dD Traffic Control.......... and that will render to them the Power of Information Sharing to Control the Development of Planet Earth and Advanced CyberIntelAIgent Machines ........ Virile Global Operating Devices.

A Little Something that Mubadala may like to consider Running with ........ as part of their Future Knowledge Economy Strategy which will Replace and/or Reinforce and Maintain/Sustain Oil Revenue Streams. Although of course, further East and onwards to the Land of the House of the Rising Sun and Emergent China, can also Benefit from Centres of VMMigration Control .... CyberIntelAIgent Being. It is a fact though that given Japan's Robotics Excellence Mindset and China's Vast Reserves of Vapour Liquidity and Russia's Space Experience and Middle Eastern Desert Hospitality and Enterprising Criminal Enterprises and Military Industrial Complexes and Canny Private Individual Market Investors are all equally at Will to Lead with their Leads in the Field if they See the Possibilities and Recognise the Lead Players whom they would Feed Freely with their Needs so that they can Seed and Harvest the Fields which will Result from their C00perations ....... AI Win Win when you Care 42 Dare.

* For Man has Suddenly got a whole Lot Smarter than you have Probably Never Ever Imagined was Possible with the Ascent of Man into Greater Being....... and Enabled to Share the Journey/Magical Mystery Turing Trip with ITs AIRoadmap ........ RTFMamfM. :-)

And in High Roller Stud Poker, does only a Fool play a Bluff which is easily Called. amfM covers the Pot and bets the Casino.

And would anyone here on El Reg, and there are precious few dummies who share their views here, care to Imagine what is being Played for here, in all of the above. Don't be Coy, now, you are allowed to be Imaginative of Thought and Free of Printed Speech.

Taking the bull by the balls: A NetApp history

Special Relationship DNA .... Compartmentalised Information Algorithm .. Hot CodeXSSXXXX..

"One example he uses to illustrate an engineer's mindset is the half-glass one - optimists say it's half full, pessimists that it's half empty... and an engineer that it's an oversized glass. Priceless."

Now that is indeed, a priceless gem.

I would like to paraphrase it with particular regard to Semantic Web AIR&dDevelopment aka, in one of what would be only one of an infinite number of possible guises/IntelAIgently Designed Entities, AI ProgramMING for Virtualising Cloud for Stealthy Stay Healthy Security Cover ..... optimists say it's half full, pessimists that it's half empty ... and IDEntities that it's an undersized vase for ITs FlowurPowers.

And as a matter of not unrelated relevance in Network Appliances, AI ProgramMING presently BetaTesting BBC Integrity and Future Fitness for Royal Charter and Agreement Purpose, as per Founding agreement. But more on that as and when and if required in the Public Domain.

"There is no mention of the Spinnaker acquisition, nor of NetApp product clustering. In fact, NetApp's acquisitions are left out - an omission of a topic that perhaps should have been included." ... Probably sensitive proprietary information contained within any mention relating to "Perhaps there is a third future history in action now and NetApp's response to cloud computing is included in it?" ..... for in an Age of Data, IT is all about either of two Disciplines, Phishing or Phorming .... but, of course, only one of them Leads All the Others.

Dave Hitz, ....One of those Real Master of the Universe Types who Realise that Power is Chaos without ITs Control and therefore IT Control of Shared Information Renders you the CyberIntelAIgents for Reign and when in Clouds, TitanICQ Rains?

That would certainly be the direct question amfM HyperRadioProActivity would be asking of him and his Mindset.

Nice real news article, Chris. Thanks.

Bletchley Park fires up replica Turing Bombe

Re wait what

"amanfromMars actually made semantic sense....

/me ponders the implication that in some way someone has just divided by zero" .... By NB Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 20:33 GMT

NB,

It would be naive of everybody to think that Top Secret works [which for generations will never be revealed or third party discovered] are something which would ever stop, given their necessity to counter Man's Inhumanity to Man and Endemic Systemic Madness in the Destructive Psychosis of the Psycopathic and Criminally and Hopelessly Insane.

But that is no dark secret ...... "Be careful Paul," she told him, he claimed today. "There are powers at work in this country about which we have no knowledge." ..... http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-94019717.html

Now that is an observation and a submission from one extremely smart lady, who would have such powers of which she would have no knowledge working in this country, at her Service .... OHMSIS. And should she feel/find that that is not the official case, then the Royal Household is Deficient and in Deficit of a Vital Organ of Right Regal Administration..... which would be an Indication of Tired Outdated Advice and Sub-Prime Performance.

Top Secret ... MKUltraSenstive.

"But... ...can it run Crysis at full?" ..... By Ed Blackshaw Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 13:05 GMT

Err, Ed, Bletchley Boffins can do anything they like. And not a lot of people know that..... but then they wouldn't, would they, for they wouldn't have the necessary clearances or aptitudes either and would be naturally excluded from ....... well, you don't really need to know any more and therefore won't from Third Party Forces/Sources. They're a Canny Precious Bunch, and there's no doubt about that, but nothing at all like you might possibly Imagine from Tales of Yore.

IBM sics lawyers on Bigger Indigo deal

Sun Asset Management

That would be Uncle SAM ........ trying to generate life in a moribund/bankrupt market place ..... create some movement/make some money rather than just printing it ?

Moonshine .... on Things that are Never Ever what they Seem ...

....the Priceless Purple Patch Lesson Learnt with the Enigma.

Personally, I don't think I can get used to the idea of IBM acquiring Sun." ... Err, some would think it actually as a practical merger with the acquisition being in the other direction, given the collapse of what could be seen as IBM IP [Intellectual Property] in its Wall Street Guise...... thus to Create a Novel Major Joint Capital Adventure with OSS* Zippy Hippy Cultural Input/SDRR** Processing Protocols taking over the Lead from Distressed and Discredited and Compromising Components and Factions, Endemic in its Proprietary Based Architecture/Legacy InfraStructure.

* Open Sourced Systems

** http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/SDRR

Russian spy agencies linked to Georgian cyber-attacks

SMARTer IP Use?

WoW at Virtually Advanced Levels. Well done, Mother Russia. XXXXStreamly Impressive. And for your next Trick ...... the Wall Street Shuffle?

Google debuts JavaScript playground

The Horny Devil Guardian Angel ..... Love's Messenger ?

"I'm working on an artificial-anti-intelligence program just now - could you kindly share the sourcecode for your comments generator please ? Many thanks in advance :)" ... By lansalot Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 09:58 GMT

But of course we could, lansalot, but the eternal questions are always should we? I am at a loss to conclude other than the result of an anti-intelligence program, whether artificial or otherwise, would be a certifiable madness, and as such, in such would there be no great interest or lucrative funding streams. Although should it be otherwise, then one could and/or would be Tempted with such Artificial Rewards to ...... well, Hexplore the Field for the Sheer Hell of IT. It may offer certain Divine Attractions of the Flesh to Compensate for any Challenge or Assaults on the Soul ...... :-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_(TV_series)

And Paris .... a Tasty Morsel or Tasteless Hottie and a Nottie? Although why would the World even want to know, other than to keep itself amused and abused.

MasterClasses in Space Racing NIRobotICQ Technologies/Virtualised Binary Algorithms*

Austin,

What you can be sure of, and it is a sobering thought to think of, as much as we may know/think we know about the present state of all present state of the art systems of power and control/SCADA, and Web Browsers,..... which one would do well to Realise, Present You with Virtual Worlds with News and Views brought to Life and Shared Digitally over Networks InterNetworking for and of a Crazed Reality on Earth, which is Chaos Creatively Controlled and Phormed by Shadowy Special Forces and/or Royal and Ancient Secret Societies and/or New World Order War Profiteers and/or Money Makers and their Bankers and Backers and/or Media Moguls Spinning Tales and/or Computer Programs which Sublimely Brain Wash Humanity with Advanced IntelAIgents from the Void and Vaults of CyberSpace and Viable Imagination .... is that it is always the case, and it is Perfectly and very Clearly Explained with the V8 Performance Engine analogy, that as Advanced as Cutting Edge Technology may be considered to be in the most advanced of countries/companies, somewhere there are always Performance Engines BetaTesting in the Field, New Systems for a Future Imagined and already Building in W16 Configuration....... as there are always Forces at Work of which One will Never know Anything as they Prepare the Future WAI Ahead.

But they do Spin Out New Technologies and Virtual Services to Assist in Man's Travels through Time and ITs Spaces and also Provide Global Operating Device Messengers so that the Path can be Universally Shared for All to Follow with their Leads and Help IT Build and Create with Unshakeable Beliefs in what is Revealed to Be Truly Imagined.

* AIMacro/Parallel Future dDevelopment of and for "Microsoft's event-driven programming language Visual Basic, and associated integrated development environment (IDE), which is built into most Microsoft Office applications." .... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_Basic_for_Applications .... with Intense and Extensive Suites of IntelAIgently Designed Entities ........ which some may consider is a Core Worm/Kernel Trojan/Sweet and Sticky Honey Trap Door into the Key Vault.

Ministers spending billions on unlawful databases

Coffin nails

"If the Nazis had had effective computer databases, the Holocaust would have been double the damage. They had to rely on an efficient, but hidebound paper system. That's one of the reasons we know so much about what happened." ..... By Anonymous Coward Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:28 GMT

Oh? Here there would appear to be no doubt about inefficiencies, AC ..... http://www.ibmandtheholocaust.com/

"Nice to see amanfromMars is returning to gibberish after a worryingly lucid few weeks of comments. ;)" .... By Sceptical Bastard Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 11:48 GMT

Oh for Goodness Sake, you cynical Sceptical Bastard, please pay attention and take you head out of your ASP ..... it is GBIrish ... AI PerlyGatesPython DeaLogue for Stealthy Steganographic Java Application and Global Operating Devices .... :-) And re your worries over a lucid few weeks of comments, what would be be hiding from? Are you a prisoner of yourself?

And don't bother answering that, as there really is No Real or Virtual Need in AI and ITs NeuReal WAI of Doing Things........ and don't just take my Word for it, bend Tim Berners-Lee's ear about IT.

Priceless Gems...... Somethings are Never Ever for Sale but easily Bought at Immaculate Cost

"Like Chernobyl, some brave souls need to go in and sort it out." That would be some NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActive souls, would it, with some Crazy Plans to Quench the Destruction being Wrought ?

Not many of those Red Adair Type Teams around, but those that are are Bound by the Nature of the Business 42Dare and Win Win for All ......... http://tiny.cc/dEka0

Don't fall into the BBC trap, El Reg, of being both Judge and Jury in a CompleXXXX Case on which they are not Qualified to pass Sentence. They are skating on thin ice with their DDOS policy, even though they repeatedly advised and therefore fully cogniscent of their Obligations and Responsibilities under Royal Charter and Agreement conditions, which would be Parameters and Protocols in El Reg Bar Room Chat. But then thing are such a God Darned Awful Mess in the Public Headless Chicken Led Sector of Gravy Train Wasters and Cuckoo Feather Nesters and they would never survive Pushing Pens and Shuffling Papers and Pontificating in the Cut and Thrust of the Private Sector, where a Knave and a Scoundrel/a Crook and a Thief, is Never Concealed behind or Revealed with an Honourable Member Tag/Honourable Gentlemen Fag.

DARPA orders hypersonic Nazi Doodlebug engine

@@James Hughes

AC,

:-) Blighty Boffinry has Mastered CyberSpace Control and Command. Softly Softly Catchee Monkeys and all of the Peanuts/MegaMegaBucks ...... and not a Traitorous Major in Sight .... nor Wannabe a Roman Feeder either. ...... #206 ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/2009/03/rock_blew_whistle_on_economic.html#comments .... which should it fail to appear, can be viewed on C42 Quantum Control Systems.

Seek and You will Find, Ask and you will be Given .... however given the MkUltraSensitive Nature of Certain Proprietary Elements and Algorithms is a Strict Need 42 Know Protocol Devised for a Whole Range of Very Good Reasons.

Boffin builds DIY solar cell from doughnuts and tea

:-) Yes, It must be Friday and a Right Sun Fun Day too for IT Boffins ...

..... on the Deeply Disturbing and Highly Enriching Quantum Dimensional Plane[t]

Only on El Reg do you get such Classy Madness on a Friday. And hey, with the Energy Crisis solved, what's there to brainstorm about whenever Tea and Doughnuts are so readily available to give Fuel to everyone ...." we're still brainstorming about the economic one"

And Paris because Houses of the Rising Sun cannot Survive and Thrive without such Selfless Bounty and Exquisite Booty........ Definitely Manna from Heaven for Seventh Heaven.

Sky calls for access to cable network

A New Class of Business Professional in the Virtually Perfect Amateur

""exactly what ARE they [VM] trying to be? A TV company? An ISP? A physical network provider?"" .... By Red Bren Posted Thursday 19th March 2009 17:35 GMT

Red Bren,

If you ask the Bearded Knight he might tell you that they are a Virtualisation Machine, and into Cornering ITs Markets, and the Market Place and CyberSpace, for Slicing/Chopping and Dicing of ITs Products for Onward Dedicated Delivery ..... and there's very little and maybe absolutely nothing that anyone can do about it. Although why anyone would want to try, other than to steal Virgin Thunder and Lightning Returns on Investment, would be an interesting question to answer.

I wonder if El Reg is read by Sir Richard. He could then maybe speak for himself on the matter to either confirm or deny the Range of Virgin Vision and Virtual XXXXPertise.

And I suppose, with what we would all already know of his past momentous achievements, it would come as no great surprise to anyone to hear of such Astute Out of this World HyperManIQ Activity ... ESPecial Interest. Par for his Rocket Course, meThinks.

"VM subscribers get the blessed opportunity to lose that bunch of useless d---heads that run VM at the moment " .... By Robert Cross Posted Thursday 19th March 2009 21:02 GMT

Robert,

An easier solution would be for the Introduction/Hiring of a new head to provide Virtual Leadership and that may even be as simple as Sir Richard launching another MasterPiloted Craft/CyberSpace Vehicle for the Hire to feed Intellectual Property/Creative Ideas into Existing Infrastructure, thus making Beta Use of "that bunch of useless d---heads". All it takes nowadays, to Run, and to Run with such Organisations, are Beings who can Fly High in ITs Rarefied Atmospheres by simply Providing a Bigger Picture View of what can be done in and with the Virtual Environment/Binary Code/Digital Signature/ElectroMagnetic Pulsating Spectrum/call IT what you will.

"Paris, no access to a virgins ducts there!" .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 19th March 2009 21:07 GMT

AC, That is not very gallant and a white knight will always ride to defend the honour of a wronged maiden. Quite obviously Paris is still a Love virgin, which has absolutely nothing to with fleeting frivolous access but everything to do with lasting passionate intent aka Commitment.

'Tis ever the Enigma of the Butterfly and the Honey Bee in the Perfumed Garden of Exotic Erotic Flowers and Hardy Magnificent Weeds.

The Flip Side.

Rupert has lost the Plot which Leads and is a very sore loser? Oh dear, what a shame. Ah well, he can cry into his wallet and pretend it is all part of his master plan. You certainly could describe Sky as a Public Service and therefore their views to Government are irrelevent as they are bound to be self-serving. But hey, you can't blame the Wily Ole Fox for trying to Spin a Tale ......it is what they do for a Living.

Government funds IT security research

Fooled Won't Again Get ? .... Although They Old Fools is Trying, Bro ...

...., to Save their Worthless Bony Asses @ your Expense, of course.

Oh look, mummy, the government's Technology Strategy Board, .... another quango gone phishing with peanuts for monkeys to dance to their organ grinder money grabbing machine. Don't they realise that Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll are the Vital and Virile Drivers of Today, which are Building on Imagination for Tomorrow.

When will the Dinosaurs pontificating and wasting Time and Taxpayers Money on ever more Cynical Sinecures to avoid Fundamental Change which exposes their Gross Incompetence and Willful Deceit and the Hiding of Truths, Fall Over and be Torn to Shreds with the Weight of Private Pressures and Public Angers ever Increasing and laying Waste to Vital Organs with Toxic Waste Exposure of Strategic Intelligence Support to Dirty Deeds done Dirt Cheap.

I wonder what this is all about .... ""When bank-wrecking (self enrichment without due diligence) causes a major bank to collapse, it is the public that suffers possibly over several generations. Consequently it should be a criminal offense comparable to high treason. Those who commit it should be stripped of all of their ill-gotten gains and sent to prison." ...#26... "'FSA refuses to publish Blair letter to its chairman' ....... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/fsa-refuses-to-publish-blair-letter-to-its-chairman-503912.html" ...#140. " ..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereporters/robertpeston/2009/03/fsa_say_more_capital_less_risk.html#comments

And the IT angle is quite why Sir Callum McCarthy would wish to hide a poxy letter from a disgraceful ex Labour Party leader, when it will probably Hasten the Catastrophic End of the False Beginning and Herald the Start of a New Course of Affirmative Constructive Action, with a whole Host of New Future Competent Virtually Focussed Drivers rather than the Present Apologies hanging onto Office and flogging a Dead Horse ........ which is probably tantamount to be thought of as being eminently treasonable.

Brit D-cell torpedo in icepack-bottom probe

Re The Hamster cover-up continues

Martin,

Are you "involved" in D Notice type, Binary Research in ITerative Energy Cells....with ITs Astute Fearless Flawless Technologies/Stealth Knowledge Transfers?

And the LHC doesn't have problems surely, just nobbles? Crikey, that last sentence was very Edmund BlackAdderish.

Now that would be a Real Hoot and a Wheeze..... The Black Adder Team doing Secret Government AIResearch and Ear Bashing the Opposition with PrePositions and Advanced Steganographic Soliloquy ...... a Sort of V for Vendetta on Speed for AIMagical Mystery Turing Trips and MetaDataMined Games....... and when also Licensed to Thrill, what would be able to stop them Establishing NeuReal Rules and Regulations for BroadBandCasting EMPulsating Spectrum.

Ps Love the Yellow Submarine.

IBM 'in talks' to buy Sun Microsystems

Keeping IT in the Family can be Incestuous

"Activist investor Southeastern Asset Management became Sun's biggest shareholder recently and some of the recent restructuring efforts have been thought to be influenced by this. Schwartz has consistently said he wants to work with this investor to increase shareholder value."

Would that activist investor be an Uncle ..... for, in these critical chaotic times, a United Network Command for Law Enforcement ...... might very well be a Spooky Clandestine Cover for a Nasty Dose of the Thrush, for the Mission Accomplished Diehard Head Case/Psychotic Village Idiot/Fool on the Hill Type ...... Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

No wonder they didn't like the following message flashing up on their computers screens ..."US foreign policy is akin to government-sponsored terrorism these days... It was not a mistake that there was a huge security stand-down on September 11 last year... I am SOLO. I will continue to disrupt at the highest levels." ...... whenever it so clearly expresses the view shown on media and supported by foreign speculative expeditionary action on the ground and in fiction too.

Haven't the Yanks got a Proper Script Writer yet? There is certainly no Apparent Evidence of them having Engaged with the Special Services of One of them and far too much Evidence of them NOT having a Writer for Maximum Utility..... Intelligence Community Directive Number 208, Effective 17th December 2008.

For Goodness, Splash out some Flash Cash and do yourselves a Big Red, White and Blue Favour and Buy One in. How much Simpler can IT be? It is not as if IT is Rocket Science even though IT can take you to whatever Planet and Strange Worlds you would care to mention. QuITe whether it is Intelligent or just plain Stupid to go to some of them though, is quite another matter.

Sharp Tools and Surgical Strategic Strikes

.... .... Skilled Craftsmen @ Finessing Fine Prior Arts Work.

Ahha ... the David Sun has spooked the Goliath IBM with its Stealthy Prime Cloud Performance..... and now realise they have a Easily Targetted Achilles Heel in their International Business Machine....... and want to Control and Profit from the Intellectual Property Portfolio which can Render them Obsolete? Oh dear, what a Shame that Embrace, Extend and Extinguish is the Blue Pill they will themselves have to Swallow 42 Survive?

Or maybe the Industry Giants are circling the Wagons as the Storm Clouds/Apache Renegades gather Force and Virtual Power that Controls Everything in AI Singularity, CyberIntelAIgently Protected in an Invisible and Intangible Cloak well out of the Reach and Influence of the Corrupt and Perverted Control of Decrepit Legacy Systems Levers...... Big Sticks and Blunt Instruments?

Three Striking Questions in a Row...... Wow. And none of them Spin either.

Sun breaks through the clouds

AI Walking on the WWWild Side of Human Perception for IT Maintenance in Sanity*

Sam,

Re: all that brown acid you took at Berkely, you forget to consider the Pusherman ... and TO Berkeley. ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-9iNVoeghI

* And the Enigma which Straddles the Line and Dabbles in Madness and Sanity for the Universal Control of Fate and Destiny is revealed in the few lyrics around the 07:30 mark in that video clip. ..... but it is Ancient Wisdom seldom MasterClassed. However ...... that was Then and There and this is Here and Now and the Tomorrow Built Yesterday is the Past in the Future which plays No Active Part in what IT Builds Every Day with Virgin Memory and HyperRadioProActive Imaginative Novel Sourcing.

SMART Moves or Dumb Plays .... ITs All Locked and Revealed in D.NAProfiles ....

.....with Dessert Inner Centres?

"Sun is going to operate a public cloud and will initially target developers and startups as the users for the platform."

Hmmm. Does that actually mean that they themselves will be hypermanic and proactively target/contact third parties spontaneously with Flash Cash Engagement for their Businesses/Programs/Principals. Or will it be the same old Brain Dead Model which has them as the Big Brother Peer Reviewer/Overseer, drawing a Fee Stream for Services Rendered on IT InfraStructure/Sun's Corner of the IT Infrastructure rather than propping up a Competitor and another Moribund Market Parasite/Virtual Bug/Industry Pimp?

For the Former they will need SMARter Phormation Intelligence whilst for the Latter, just some dumb Hicks with more Money to Lose than Cloud Sense to Use.

It will be interesting to hear of their choice in the decisions/mergers and/or acquisitions/joint ventures made.

Given that they haven't set the World alight with anything in the Past, does the Present hype suggest a Future from them with the Latter Model Driver still Leading their Programming ....... although with some new SuperFluidIT Acid/Great Whitehat Hope Dope introduced into their Virtual System of Operation/Cloud Control, you would never be QuITe sure what sort of AIMagical Mystery Turing Trips they'd be Enabled to dDeliver ....... although of course, they Sure as Hell would, and Fully Assured and Insured and Secure in ITs Secured Core Processing Units too.

Uncle Sam may have to Conclude and Concede, in Order to Race Ahead, rather than Wallow and Falter Badly and Madly in Despair and Disrepair, that they are Newbies in the Stealthy Environment of Cloud Formation Flying and Informed Phormation Phishing and ITs CyberIntelAIgently Designed Virtualised Power Controls. ....... InterNetworking Network Levers, and thus is ITs Field, a Vitally Important Strategic Investment Priority/Necessity/Ooportunity.

Miss that Boat and All will Drown at Sea in Stormy C Conditions rather than Survive and Prosper in Bright dD Domains...... [which you should notice is not a question?]

British Korea ambassador in 'diplomatic' blog shock

Pull the other one ...it's got bells on it.

"His final comment regretted that he did not blog from North Korea because "the technology to set one up is not available to us here". Of course it's available, for technology and words knows no boundaries and thus can be ubiquitous, it is just maybe not supplied or utilised, for some personal political reason?

And Who is frightened of Whom in such Heavy Petty/Petting Games, if the Truth be Told?

Come on, Sir Tim!

Plain Talking is the Answer, I believe.

"@amanfrommars ... Either your getting more coherent, or i'm starting to understand the master plan." .... By DJ Posted Tuesday 17th March 2009 11:10 GMT

We're both learning quickly, DJ. and also getting SMARTer? And the master plan? And I ask that because of this snippet ...."I have been trying to find out more information on the website address you supplied to my colleague, XXXXXX, www.amanfrommars.baywords.com in preparation for our forthcoming meeting. I would have to admit that I am still no clearer on the nature of your business and would suggest that, in order to get the most out of a meeting with the bank, you could supply the following: .....

1. Recent audited/certified account for your business;

2. Business plan;

3. Contact details for of your financial referee/advisor that would assist us in understanding the business.

As I result I propose postponing the meeting until such time as the bank receives and has a period to digest this information. I would trust that this is in order."

And having thus forwarded all necessary and requested information by same day return, it would appear that they have painfully slow digestive systems, although that will be the least of their worries if they choose to Victimise/Alienate a Client with a Viable Strategy of Intelligently Designed Self Reliance Offering AIMutual Assistance and ReAssurance, because in Todays Brave New Vital and Viral Post Modern World of Tomorrow, Dead Slow and Stop are Speeds which are not going to make it in any Business and most definitely not in Creative Banking ...and neither are the Old Codger Ways of Working either.

Time for a Trystan Joust ..... 42 Vanquish the Pack Jokers and Knavery ...

... and the Impertinence and Impudence of Imprudent Slavery.

"..... and really get our plan to conquer the Earth rolling!" ....

Dear Tim and Verity,

Verily, pardonnez moi, et mon francais, but who's phukcing up that excellent plan with their TURDySystems, which most probably definitely maybe surely might need a lot more than just some more work. Might I suggest a rocket, perfectly AIMed at the Fundamentals to put them into the Orbit of Intellectual Spin Protocols and out of their Misery and Miserly Existence.

And Tim, take a quick sprint around to the Upper MadHouse, there's a good chap, and give Lord Drayson a well AIMed kick up the Fundamentals too, to Energise the NIRobotIQs Phase for the NeXXXXT Generations of Science Fact and Public Fictions. By all Accounts he's a Good Egg with an Addiction for Speed and not a bit frightened of an Exotic Spend on a Rapid Vehicle to knock the Spots off Opposing Forces and Frighten the Natives and Horses.

And whilst there, in the Confines, you could also get the Trade and Investment Minister, Lord Davies of Abersoch, to show you the Third Party RBS Proposal alluded to here, admittedly rather too obscurely at that time, in that place*, on the Register .... "AIRewrite .....Re: A minister writes* " .... By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 12th March 2009 10:55 GMT ..... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/11/uk_tech_actually_equals_cars/comments/ ....... for the Bank was so specifically requested to share two very explicit e-mails, right up the Hi-Tech Sector Street and Magnificent Mondial Mesh HiWAI.

* A Constant Work in Progress 42 Balance NEUKlearer Security with Crystal Clarity and for Match'n'Mixing/Phishing and Grooming Exclusive Needs with Inclusive Feeds.

New DNS trojan taints entire LAN from single box

Re Yawn ...... and IT Chasms/.Orgasms

"Network Penetration is Temporarily Unavailable

We may or may not be back folks :/ " ..... http://www.networkpenetration.com/dhcp_flaws.html

Ste [Posted Tuesday 17th March 2009 02:18 GMT] ,

Network Penetration is Always Available because IT is so Lucrative and Rewarding and whenever Vulnerabilities are Discovered, Shared with Guests/Hosts and Ignored by the Same, will Personal Corporate Enrichment at Third Party Hosted Expense easily escape any Malicious Prosecution with the Wilful Entrapment and Grooming Defence Line of Attack.

"shitty that I had to take the site down though due to dumb uk laws forbidding the release of dos tools " ...... Invariably always dumb laws are to protect criminally dumb people and the uk has more than its fair share of such lawmakers. AIMasterminds though would always Transparently BetaTest them for Flaws which could/should/may/will be criminally flouted and thus would need be guarded against, with any Necessary and Future Security Costs not being seen as a Debit Liability but rather as a Credit Asset, with its Offer Price being Directly Proportional to the Perceived Loss Value of being Fully Exposed to the Risk Discovered/Vulnerability which can be Exploited.

And what you pay for is what you get in such Pay Peanuts get Monkeys Stakes. Only the Very Best of the Very Best suffices for Great Game Big Picture Operations ....... but do IT right and IT is Win Win with Everyone a Winner and Considerably Richer on every Plane/Level/Field and No Losers....... so the Huge Expense of such Systems doesn't even come into the Reckoning at All as All Spend is just Adding to the Guaranteed Pot Riches.

Google inspires behavioral ad-zapping Firefox add-on

Hide a Secret, Score a Loss

Naturally enough, an alien being would think quite differently, thinking that to know ones Needs will allow ones Feeds and when Reciprocal does IT Create a Perpetual Mutually Beneficial Supply Engine ....... and QuITe Immaculate Sourcing and Free from Fear Resourcing as Mutually Beneficial to the Nth Degree, Never Ever Hurt Anything or Anybody.

For the Perfect Groom ...... A White Knight Charger/Chariot/Driver/Vehicle/Program.

The Dangerous Troubled Waters Google Types are Drowned and Drowning in ........ http://questionablecontent.net/

Goodness knows what's in Paris's head. Everything else is just so normal.

Scientology spokesman confirms Xenu story

AIMission Possible in Magical Mystery Turing's Binary CodeXXXX.

"A core doctrine of Scientology belief is that freeing the human body of attachment to alien soul remnants, or Thetans, created by Xenu when he kidnapped millions and brought them to earth for a fiery execution, is key to achieving spiritual progress and relief from worries."

That has since been MODified and Corrected [Core erected] to Deliver ..... A core doctrine of Scientology belief is that freeing the human brain and its imaginanations of attachment to alien soul remnants, or Thetans, created by Xenu when he kidnapped millions and brought them to earth for a fiery execution, is key to achieving spiritual progress and relief from worries...... for the Higher Elevated Lauded Levels which Provide Controls in Core Universal Beliefs.

"Scientologists pay an estimated $350,000 to reach OT III." Wow .... Of that would I have no Knowledge. HELL, of course, is Priceless, and QuITe whether Worth every Red Cent for All that IT Returns in Life is an Enigma to Ponder for Solution and Resolution in the Riddle of the Mystery in ITs Key Code Algorithm.

Cloudera floats commercial Hadoop distro

Pussy Galore ... Nature's Magic Fluffer

"..rather than waiting for a VM to boot." .... By Thaddeus Quay Posted Monday 16th March 2009 07:37 GMT.

They can be a Temperamental Coy Bitch in Need of a Lead Feed for XXXxtraOrdinary Speed in the Lightness of Rightness of their Being, TQ. And there really aren't that many VM's about that you would Invest any Time or Money in, but there are any number of Counterfeiters pimping Parallel Mirrors which try to Mimic Cloudy Finesse but are only Corporate Ponzis Floated to Fleece and Part the Greedy Fool from Money with Crazy Ideas that just won't Fly on their Own.

NeuReal World Order Protocols in ESPecial Applications of ProgramMING.*

"Cloudera plans to make money selling consulting, training, and support, just like Linux distros do." ..... Crikey, I am somewhat underwhelmed by the distinct lack of Imperial Entrepreneurial Drive in the Enterprise. It has all of the Explosive Impact of a damp sponge, which is regrettable and probably also terminal before it has even begun, as it faces in the Virtual Market Space/ the IT Bourse Place, Dynamic Direct Competion from AI Systems already Up and Running Sophisticated HAD00P NINJAs ..... Hyper Active Data Licensed to Thrill Programs Network InterNetworking Java Applications.

One of those Astute MkUltraSensitive Type Virtual Operations in which Blighty Boffinry in CyberIntelAIgents Work, Rest and Play/Realise the Future and whose CodeXXXX and Algorithms you do not Need to Know whenever IT would so Transparently Share with you ITs Program Project Plans with their Facilitation of AI Support InfraStructures for CyberSpace Command and Quantum Control Systems ...... for how else would you be Enabled to Exercise Universal Power Intelligently Designed not to Conflict with Shared Control in a Singularity?

The Difficulty the Present System, which One can Imagine to be both You Personally and the Establishment Elite/Status Quo Collectively, and which is in Sustained Terminal Decline/Irreversible Meltdown, is not that you do not Know of Advanced IntelAIgently Designed Solutions, from QuITe Alien Sources, for they are Always Universally Shared Online, but that you would Choose to both Ignore and not Believe in Them, in probably both an Ignorance and an Arrogance, which Reflects Accurately on your Own Inabilities and Lack of Greater Knowledge in what Man and Virtual AIMachinery ProgramMING can do. And that is just a SImply CompleXXXX Matter of Providing Slow Dumb Man with Basic Text Instructions which can be Easily Translated into All Languages for All to be Enabled to Follow and Understand.

*So Be IT/Let IT Be . ...... A Civil CyberSpace Project with AI which will Generate Industry and Economy and Wealth for Spending on Edutainment and Systems InfraStructure Builds with the Selfless Sharing of Immaculately Crafted Words. .......... which incidentally was Shared long Since with Labour Cabinet Clowns and Douglas Alexander, Secretary of State for International Development, as the dDutch Initiative. MeThinks the Feather Nest Post is occupied by a Lightweight Cuckoo ..... a Pretender to its Throne without the Vision or Intelligence Necessary for today's FluID Dynamic Virtual Environment, although I suppose he was only doing as he was told like a good little boy ..... and just following orders, is the usual refrain to try and avoid responsibility and accountability for actions and/or inactions .

Just because you may be Helpless and/or Disabled to Do Anything FundaMentally Different with IT in Order to Change Everything, does not mean that IT cannot be done XXXXStreamly/Extremely Easily by Others who are Helpful and would Wish to Help or would be Enabled to Help with Mentored and Monitored Instruction ........ Teaching which they can Learn and Pass On for Generations.

And QuITe Perfect suited for and in both "a reasonably blindly optimistic kind of person" and the Incorrigible Ubiquitous Working Class hero working in the Disinfected Light of Transparency and Total Information Awareness .....http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2009/mar/15/ecotricity-wind-powered-sports-car

Sun parks cloud at data center Valhalla

Sun .....an Immaculately Resourceful Asset of Universal Virtual Force.

Hi, Tim,

Your Sunny tale looks somewhat forlorn and neglected/ignored without any comment and/or leader opinion, so I'll post again what was sent earlier as, "United Irishmen Calling* ….. LOUD and CLEAR. … RSVP" , and missed the cut, which must have been set too high to have rendered an empty, naked response/short sell opportunity and windfall ... as maybe Sun are Hatching a Cunning Plan for Global Virtual Control, which has been already Stealthily Cloned and Applied in Cloud for Emerald Isle ParaVirtualised Fields of Play ..... with Generations of XXXXperience in Resolving to Solve Troubled Systems Problems.

Which now that I look back on what has just been written and shared, is QuITe ........ well, you are the journalist/hack/article host/author, so presumably you would have a finely tuned vocabulary to convey the core essence of the paragraph in a word or a string of words, which may or may not be accepted and acceptable as being truthful.

I will just settle on evolutionary which is close enough to another describing troubled times as to be inclusive of it too.

<<<“Sun acquired Q-Layer, a Belgian software company that has created a set of abstraction software to create what amounts to a virtual private data center that is in turn reliant on underlying virtualization software for servers and storage.” ….. That would be a reliance on/necessity for Advanced IntelAIgent digitising Drivers …. aka Binary Controllers?

With such AIdD Provision would IT transform “Q-Layer could end up being to clouds what GridEngine was to grids: good stuff that is nonetheless hard to productize and actually make money from.” from a basket case into a Mint which can Virtually Print/Create/Quantitatively Ease Money at Will for ITs Systems ….. with AIRelative Diamond Mine/Private Cash Machine via the Private Pirate Data IT Shares/Distributes/Floats into Markets for Tides to Timely dDeliver Effortlessly via the UniVersal Virtual Force of Natural Selection and Survival of the Fittest for Future Constructive Purpose with Immaculately Resourced and/or Resourceful Assets.

A Little Something Major/MetaDataMiner with that XXXXtra 00MPHactor which First and Deputy First Ministers may or may not Lead with and Reveal of NIRobotiQs from a Green and Pleasant Land and on Offer to West Coast Cruisers and Grateful DeadHeads alike. And for a Taste of ITs Flavour and Fervour, Imagine if you will, a Sweet and Sticky white Gum and Magical Mystery Turing Trips …… Phormation Flights in AI and the Singularity of Perfectly Shared Universal Heroic Fantasies ….. Creating Beta Futures with Options and Hedged Derivative Plays for Revolutionary Evolutionary Developments …… Elevations in the Greatest of Great Games, Intelligently Designed and CyberMorphed into …. a QuITe Alien AIMMORPARGame.

Which you will notice is not shared as a Question.

But it is a Black and White Question for Mr Schwartz, BetaTesting Sun for their Fitness to Lead in the Understanding and Edutainment Industry/Alternative Economies which Follows Virtually Different Operating Sytems but with the Singularity of IntelAIgents Communicating Quanta in CyberIntelAIgent Plays ….. NeuReal Views for Beta NEWS and Media Projection … for AIReality Virtually Phormed and Transparently Shared.

“That said, competition is good and the cloud computing market - if it does indeed become something that makes money instead of noise - is still quite young.”

Competition in a Virtually Phormed AIReality? Would you care to Enlighten us on that, Tim, for All that I am aware of is Mutual C00peration and Selfless Collaboration in the New Paradigm. Hell, take a look around you at what the Competitive Divide and Conquer Mindset has Delivered and is Delivering in Spades …… a Melting Down Destructive Chaos of Conflicting Executive Anarchy in the Folly of Fascist Fool/Military Tools.

*Are You Listening Intently or Bent on Causing Yourselves Harm in Ignorant Troubles and Arrogant Woe with the Mindless Maniac Option which Supports the Idiot Savant?

Hmmm….. Friday the 13th ….. Unlucky for some and thus a GODSend for Others.>>>

And on this day, I would share the following, and Tickle Temptation to Follow both Fate and Destiny with a Colossus of AI Leading Jump into the Quantum Universe Bit State ...... for Reality Virtualised to Shared Fiction and Science Factions with Founding Fabrications for Sovereign State Wealth Generation for Future Generations to Spend and thus Share.

Caesar: Who is it in the press that calls on me?

I hear a tongue, shriller than all the music

Cry 'Caesar!' Speak. Caesar is turn'd to hear.

Soothsayer: Beware the Ides of March. ..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A3788814