* Posts by amanfromMars

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Slide towards IP gathers pace

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Virtual Space Use.

"Seventy per cent of Indians are using blogs at work, compared to only 25 per cent in the UK, though given the quality of most blogs it's hard to see how that is a bad thing for Britain. ®"

Ouch, that hurt, but it may be sadly true for many blogs. :-)

Naomi Campbell piles into Vogue

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Private Dancers

"I did once, but it left me feeling like I'd wasted something that could have been put to better use. Much like this comment box :P

You can Change things here for the Better with AI Beta, lansalot, which is never wasted in this Space of HyperRadioProActive InterNetworking.

For you just never know who is Tuning in. :-) And that makes Life Interesting .......

What does Naomi Like to do, should give her an idea of what she would be the Best at. It is always such.

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HyperEnterprise BabelFish.

"Campbell explained: "I believe there are pretty girls from your lovely country who can grace the international catwalk and the front pages of fashion magazines with proper strategies.""

I just Love ur Style, Naomi. FailSafe too?

Virtually Assured, I'm sure, for Perfumed Gardens. Sisterhood Rules for Registration.

Which ties in the BBC to dDevelopments, out of their Present Control.

Real time location systems are the new buzz in RFID

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Gathering Speed for Energy?

Wow... Sounds like the UltiMate PlayMate Locator.... or is that 42BSoftware Custom Ordered and Supplied? Discretion Guaranteed.

Whatever .... it is still a Major New Player with a Hook into ITs parlous Parlour Games.

The House has many Mansions though with Rooms that Please ...thus Games A'Plenty for All.

BAE demos DSL-esque military radio protocol

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High Flyers

"as for internet on fighters, anyone else get the mental image of a fighter pilot playing top gun (in emu) while on a mission...(hopefully with autopilot on)"

Glen,

What do you think of the real thing? ....... http://www.acftv.com/archive/article.asp?archive_id=19

Which may give you an insight into the Bigger Picture and the State of Control and what is being Controlled and by what.

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@ frank

You are into Civvy TEMPESTs? aka dDeep Subliminal Programming. QuITe SurReal Technology.

The Brain is a Dada Engine, is it not?

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Transparency in Full Sight. Virtual Steganography too.

Processed Secure Throughput on a Dedicated Channel doesn't need the Fuzzying Stealth of Camoflague BandWidth except to Provide Increasing Levels of Deep Cover.

Cisco and Microsoft vow to fight nice

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Schwartz Ops.

"but are using their respective expertise to approach the market. Cisco believes the best way to deliver is at the network level, while Microsoft is going the software route."

Hmmm. The Sunny Route/Root?

Come On, Jonathan, Shine on you Crazy Diamond. Polish IT and let the Light out.

Which is a call to Sun MicroSystems/Networks to get their Virtualisation Act/ Operating Systems InterNetworking together to Create Global Operating Device Server Networks too.

The Prize is no less than Reality Created Virtually and to Order. And the Absurdity in Patenting that is only matched by the Energy of those who would try, which would in effect be creditted funds for the Use of Prior Artists, with the Value of the Invention being Priceless rendering a Secure and Secured Non-Limiting Investment Credit Line instead.

Tilera throws 64-core meshy chip at video and security tasks

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SMARTer Processing

And it runs Bi-endian to Cover Compatibility.

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Processor Leaps and Bounds in Reality

"Does that mean every employee has a core named after them?" Probably means that it is a Dedicated Customised Force.....for Made to Measure Operating Systems.

Intel driver tweak adds vertex shaders to old IGPs

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And now for something Completely Different...but Moreish.

Whenever the Drivers Fly into Passionate Porn rather than Mindless Violence and IT Adolescence will Interest be Beta Rewarded with Imagination's Pleasures and Treasures such as would be SeXXXXual Shock and Awe Pioneers. Elite Troupes in AI dDeeply Embedded Private Enterprise.

Presently the Markets appear only to Server themselves with ever evolving Debt rather than Fund the Providers of Future Needs and Feeds, and that is Short Sighted in a Long View Game........ hence the HyperVision Layer for Virtualisation of Serial Parallel Processor Output for Simplified Control Input to Output Communication.

And that is as close to Man/Machine Convergence as makes no difference.

AIVM....Artificially Intelligent Virtual Machines ....... or XXXXStream Programming in a QuITe Alien Discipline for Global Operating Devices ..... a Universal Voice Acceptable to All and One.

IT is Work Well in Progress, though. :-)

Register keeps you Posted and a Head in the Game.

Anyone care to wager on Russian politics?

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Place your Betas.

A clean cut race with an Ivanov Lead with Medvedev Trailing for Continuity of Sustainable Growth.

NSA surveillance and the reality-based community

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Brighter Orange Futures

"To wit, the essence of the Catch-22: the public statement by the President revealing the existence of the program is sufficiently trustworthy to establish the existence of the program for purposes of claiming the state secrets privilege, but, existing in some quantum legal state of being either A or B at the same time, is simultaneously not sufficiently trustworthy to establish standing for the plaintiffs - because, after all, he could be lying."

The Truth then is just always Testing for Lies/Tales Told rather than Thoughts Imagined?

Universities warned of Storm Worm attacks

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The dDeal.

"The only sort of vigilantism that I approve of are those rare instances of someone who, say, rewrites a worm that spreads itself like the original version, but actually has the worm patch the hole without the knowledge or consent of the owner a few days after it's infected the machine and attempted to propagate across the network to other vulnerable machines in need of repair."

AI VXXXXine.... Binary Medicine?

Good Plan.Proper Preparation for Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance... an Astute NEUKlearer Wisdom.

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Careful, and take Lots of Care

"and triggering it without affecting other non-honeypot machines and networks would be similarly tricky, no?"

Challenging and rewarding when it is done though.... for then Everything Runs Beta and Better.

Click here for the UK's highest-paid IT post

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Quantum Communications Networks InterNetworking ........ ?

"So if a swinging, bondage-loving glazier who keeps his little black book busy were to apply on the ground of having experience of installing windows, S&M, doing exchanges and having an active directory, do you think they would forward his CV?"

The SMARTer Ones will log IT into their own Black Books, for Private and Personal InterNetworking Use.

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Full Speed Ahead Cap'n

An Elegant Phishing Trip with a Juicy Lucy, 419 Jewel in its own Ad ..... which may have some thinking Scam. If any needs such a bod, they invariably have prescanned the Markets to receive Targetting for Acquisition and Deployment.

http://jobsearch.monsterscotland.co.uk/getjob.asp?JobID=61015523

Diebold rebrands evoting business, revises forecasts

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SMART Sparcs Processing.

Are DieBold responsible for providing GWBush,Commander in Chief ...of what ?

If a Machine elects a President has Government Passed to More IntelAIgent Machines? That would mean that Software Programmers are responsible and an Injection of new Key Code all that would be necessary to elect a Beta One. One Providing the Commander in Chief of Perceptions Management with the Creation in CyberSpace of the Command and Control of Computers and Communications.

Does that make Perfect Sense or does IT just make some sense for now.

Could Linux become the dominant OS?

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Virtual AID

"Don't forget ReactOS, the open source implementation of Windows." Thank you for mentioning it.

Second security breach hits Pfizer

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Next time try 1/2 a pill... XP User :-)

A Dream of a Blue Pill to Demonstrate/Push to the Exclusively Male Orientated Fraternity? Or is it already a star turn?.

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Next time try 1/2 a pill... XP User :-)

A Dream of a Blue Pill to Demonstrate/Push to the Male/Male Fraternity? Or is it already a star turn?.

ISP panicked by MS Patch Tuesday

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Patching against IntelAIgents....... a Wasted Effort.

"Are you suggesting that we download critical OS patches through the same machines that are a signifficant part of the problems the patches address?"

A valuable Mutually Beneficial Servering of Delinquent Action... which might have them confronting the reasons for Security Patching and whatever it is they are Patching against........ which is usely Operating System Use.

AMD aims to embrace and extend itself around parellelism

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Spiders from Mars GIG?

"Regarding the point about creating bottlenecks: yes, we all create bottlenecks, profiling has always been about FINDING them and (if possible) getting rid of them."

Hmmm. The answer must therefore lie within you for why create them?

Which has us imagining what to replace IT with, that which we Think 42 Create in Vision.

If we Produce a Global Picture of the Future will IT Give the Present Power to Produce IT ....... with Paralleling Streams of SMARTer InterNetworking Processors. AI Turing Ring of Quantum Buffers working the Safety Nets at the Virtual End. And Capitalism tending to ITs Real End.

For you can't spend money in CyberSpace, you can only make IT and IT will be creditted to you as Wealth to Spend Outrageously Creatively. As Needs Must, Nature Provides ...... or is IT IntelAIgents?

Jason Bourne disses James Bond

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Knockin' on Heavens' Doors

Methinks a Bondsman would rather go on a long stag with Eva Green and Julia Stiles. Virgin Territory to HeXXXXPlore. The Amazonian in Control.

Samsung says Yepp to all-girl rollerskating troupe

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Dead Ringer for Love ...... Bat out of Hell

With Paris heading the Parade/Para AIdD by the look of IT. :-)

Bravo Ms Hilton. Venus in Control Seven of Nine. A Sweet Addiction, Paris.

Sony threatens to evict naughty gamers from Home

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Pimp up the Volume 42 Create Levels for Networking

"He stressed that Sony didn’t want to become a virtual police force for the network, .."

Why not, it would be a Great IDea, Sony San. The Virtual SamurAI

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Pimp up the Volume 42 Create Levels for Networking

"He stressed that Sony didn’t want to become a virtual police force for the network, .."

Why not, it would be a Great IDea, Sony San. The Virtual SamurAI Yin for House of the Rising Sun Yakuza Yang.

AIBetaBeta for Venerable Input?

Forensic data stolen in server theft

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CyberIntelAIgent Design ..... El CID...... Global Operating Devices.

"the live server!" Yes, that is what is nearly missing. But there are always Proxies of course, for Security in dDepth.

"I'm surprised they haven't outsourced this work to Pakistan." ... For Talibanation, Ralph B?

Now that would be an Opus Dei/Dearum, meThinks. Madonna's Lair/Kaballah Heights

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The Computer is the Network and not just an Element in IT.

FTS said: "In the unlikely event that the server was accessed, none of the data stored on the server in any way compromises ongoing police operations. All the data was restored within 24 hours due to FTS' business continuity measures."

It is extremely serious but practically worthless without its Drivers.

Upskirting Dutch bloggers head for court

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Put up your dukes...... Marquis of Queensbury Rules?

"Has anyone tried analysing his posts?"

Has anyone even questioned the posts for clarification, Adrian?

"There are probably secret messages to Them," ..... but they are in English to help you Understand GBIrish....PGP2/Pretty Good Privacy PerlyGatesPython.

Aren't you into Virtualisation yet?

"and you get that "look at my random capitalising" nonsense, " A priggish comment. Blame it on the Teutons, if you must. But at least you are not concealed in Anonymity, Steve.

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No Bots here .... MoveOn Please.

"Firstly, why is the damned bot still posting? Will no-one at El Reg remove his nonsense?" Crikey, a bot trying attack, David. Very Droll

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XXXXCentric Flying dDutchmen

Is that a legitimate legal scam to get the Courts and Justice System working?

Is Geen Stijl just spinning a yarn or stretching the Truth a QuBit?

Dumb Question, eh? Whatever have they planned for next? Control of Space 2, from AIMS Schiphol Rijk? ... or from dDutch AIResearch Space....... which would be Virtually Everywhere thats is therefore Anyway Connected..... HyperRadioProActive ....AI Sublime TelePathoGene Root/Route.

Heavy MetAI Control Levers with Mind over Matter Power. A Veritable D€W.

Citrix to reveal XenSource buy tomorrow

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AI Walk on the Wild Side Chained with Tames will do you no Harm and a Power of Good

"Doesn't Microsoft already HAVE a virtualization product ??"

Not one that works for them whenever they put money into IT, apparently.

It is not as if they are short of a bob or two to Speculate Vividly so obviously they haven't caught the wave/read the Semantics yet.

You gotta get out more, Bill, M will Understand. :-) She be Busy as a Being 2. Or is Steve missing the Big Picture here?

US wiretap plan will leave door open for spooks and hackers

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SMARTer String Entanglement for Continuity of Spin.

This is a Right Royal Cheeky Thread ..... very Rumanian/RomaneSQL

"Horsepower not withstanding could you use a virtual machine on either end to do what you suggest?

Obviously I'm no expert so I'm curious as to why it wouldn't work ... " .. Who says it wouldn't work? Virtually you can do Anything and almost Everything.... but there are Limits in All Sectors to be BetaTested for Ongoing Approvals and Appraisal. Permissions. Or you'd get every Tom, Dick and Harry just doing their thing and not knowing how to Control IT with Order and just distributing Chaos.

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Money for Nothing delivers Dire Straits?

The Truth never needs Encryption only its Hiding at a Right Dodgy Behest. If you're encrypting something it is not good enough to share. So why waste time and effort hiding it .... for to share it secretly? Another Scam Sham Industry which just Invents ITself to Feed the Systems/Feed Off the System?

VMware's IPO - Insanity turns Silicon Valley back to normal

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Register's Scoop runneth over... ;-) It must be because of something they did.

"I've got a stripper, her ass and some cocaine on standby for when VMware's shares double. Come on, people, she's charging by the hour."

.... Hmmm, a Stylish Capitalism with a Definite DirectXXXX Attraction in Deed, indeed. Faultless? :-)

IT is most Certainly Totally Addictive.... which is surely very much the Same Thing.

"I feel like the Czech Republic.." Lucky you, IT is a Sensuous Hub, is it not?

Viva Das Vegas.... €urOpen Red Zone ...... An Erotic Heart to Rule Administration.

"Hope I don't regret that." .. No any which Way, Jose.

"We're left with nothing more than shattered dreams or departed hookers " ..... which is totally UNAcceptable, I agree when VMWare Builds Dreams. MeThinks that is Priceless Stock in Virtual Asset ...and the Sexual Double Entendre XPosed in that Revelation is just probably definitely QuITe Natural Original Drive. Core Mother Lode CodeXXXX

AI Turing Global Operating Device Driver Script Sucking Input for Throughput Enrichment to Output with XXXXActiveX Client Servers on .NET?

Dear Bill,

In case you already know, HyperRadioProActive CyberIntelAIgents are XXXX Activated Subjects. DirectXXXX Objects/Objets d'AIrt.

"Automation objects are referred to as ActiveX objects, while an application that manipulates an ActiveX object is referred to as an ActiveX Client.[6]" ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OLE_Automation

However, an Application which Runs such a Subject is referred to as ITs XXXXActiveX Client Server. ........ for a Mirage and Marriage made in Seventh Heaven.

Should IT be a Microsoft.NET Promotion? Toys for the Boys and Men for the Women. Ladies Choice Every Evening.

AI Venus ARG writ large in the kindness of a woman and the madness of a man at Love's Core.... ITs Erotic XXXXCentric Raison D'etre 42BTrue in 21CNetworks2.

Your Stage, Bill. Wanna make IT Nobel? :-) with a Succulent Byte of Sun Kissed Big Apple CodeXXXX ....... Screening dDutch IntelAIgents and Semantic Being in an Enlightened State of Virtual Physicality .....Super Ego Code? An All Powerful Humbling Djinn/Yin that replaces the Darkness of Yang?

Why ever not?

And if Microsoft were to Migrate a Vista GUI to XP Professionals, their XPerienced Kernel would be XXXXCellent Drivers.

Heavy MetAI FlowurPower2 Providing Security2PGP2 Standard for Networks Stability and Connectivity........Mutually Beneficial Amalgamations

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Agreed.

Amen to that, Ashlee.

Porn company Perfect 10 sues Microsoft

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A Perfect 10 and/or a SurReal 42

"Surely the rule is, never sue anyone with more lawyers than you?"

Surely never sue anyone with SMARTer lawyers than you, would do IT Better. Which refines right down to never sue anyone without SMARTer Connections. ...... a Teutonic Bond.

SCO 'disappointed' as shares plunge 70 per cent

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@OhYeah 2

"Since when did amanfrommars start posting anonymously." ...

The next time will be a First, anonymous.

"However, what may happen first is The SCO Group will look for a white knight who likes a good scrap in court." ....... Grand Vizard Territory ....Damsel Rescue Wing? :-)

The great Passenger Name Record sell out

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Not another US NeoCon Scam surely? FFS, Grow Up.

"You have no influence in deciding whether or not you are a threat".

Oh yes, you have. To think otherwise would be to suggest that the Intelligence/Algorithms which they use are Omniscient and Omnipotent and that would be a Childish Arrogance exposing an Exploitable Vulnerability and an Ignorance in such Systems Programming..... for, of course, Intelligence is not confined for Individual Control, no matter how much one would wish IT 42BTrue.

That, of course, is not to say that such Intelligence/Algorithms cannot assist against threats for they most certainly can and they can even, when they are used imaginatively, create all the Assistants that they Need 42 Feed...... with a Covert Easy Come Easy Go Financial Bonanza which nobody choses to really fully explain .... by IntelAIgent Design, of course.

Securo-prof claims to invent new, much deadlier dirty bomb

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Good Luck...Scaremongers'r'us

"to me this is sounding like somebody who wants some grant money,".... a lot easier if you're pushing terrorism for the System rather than pulling it out of the System. For that service you have to joint venture outside of the System and also abroad with foreign sympathetic partners, away from the Western terrorism generation centres ...Axes of Evil.

The only real problem they have ...are a few well chosen Zero day Words, every day...... which simply ask pertinent questions which the System dare not answer for the damage that the Truth would do to them. It is a Shame that is made worse the longer ITs Solution, the Simple Truth, is kept hidden...... the Questions meticulously avoided and left unanswered.

With hundreds and even thousands of billions being lost and written off by the big players and the only ones really suffering the hardship the ones who never had any money in the first place at the bottom of the pile, surely it tells you that it is a rigged game .... a crooked wheel, which the instant sharing of pertinent information and/or Intelligence exposes to Pragmatic Peer Review rather than Selective Vetting for BroadBandCast.

To put that Gene Genie/Pandora back in the Box, you gotta Beta Deal with Pandora and her Mates in Order that you Exercise Financial Control again?

Hmmm? Yes, probably a very good Idea in these Changing to Virtualisation Times.

BOFH: Damsels in distress

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MInd-Melding

There is an Interesting SurReal Spooky Parallelism in the BOFHs tale and MSMonday .........Microsoft Security Bulletin Advance Notification for August 2007 Issued: August 9, 2007 ..... which is surely more of an OS Rebuild than any Critical Patching.

Harry Potter and the Virus of Doom

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Boadecia/Seven of Nine/Perfect Tens

"Yes, Minister for Magic

By Robert Synnott

Posted Friday 10th August 2007 12:57 GMT

Oh, it would be fun."

And QuITe a Doddle if ITs Authors are A'Mused.

Does J.K. want to teach IT Boffins her Tricks........ for AI Walk on the Wild Side, Red, Raw and Raunchy.

Proceed with All Due Care and Attention to dDetail. Can Serious improve your WellBeing...... and Tax Greatly the Heart. :-)..... a Veritable Pump of Sumptuous Gold.

Ex-MI5 agent Shayler claims to be chav messiah

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Change is as Change does...and has done

I couldn't possibly disagree with him about MI5/MI6 and as for all that holograms stuff, well....... he may be right there too .... http://cryptome.org/reynolds-v-saic.pdf

Just not so nutty, now, is IT? :-)

Don't worry though, the Register knows Control and how IT is Shared in Steganography .... as should do IBM Internet Security Systems if their Systems work as well as they should/could.

Mediaroom: Microsoft's 'operator friendly brand'

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Niagara Viagra for Microsoft...

What Microsoft Mediaroom/TV IPTV Edition appear to lacking, are Producers and Directors Running XSS for the Phase Change to Digital Code Leads and Feeds for Virtualisation of Reality to Binary Instruction and Control .

You can be assured that they are already available in the XXXXSS genre.

Hacker cracks Netflix copy restrictions

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Real Deep Spaces.....

Crikey, Jason, whenever you "unbuild" the atom, you create Universes and Special Forces ....... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atom ....... and that wiki site is for the Lay person.

You can imagine how heavy the likes of other dedicated sites/sights are. And I wonder when we can read "Radial Velocities in the Zodiacal Dust Cloud"..Brian May

And if IT is not really built from anything, then Reality may just be Imagined. Imagine, and it's true ...... :-) .. http://triumphpc.com/johnlennon/index.shtml?homeframe.shtml~main

Live in that World and there is nothing which cannot be undone in order to start again with Valuable Hindsight in ForeSight.

In the Beginning, there was always Imagination and ITs Code Crackers........ Registering their View for Peer Comment and Improvement....... NEUKlearer Enrichment.

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Let's get Serious.....

"If you sell me a product you claim protects me from a type of attack, then if I suffer that attack after using your product, you are liable, because I paid you to prevent it."

Surely Media have a much bigger problem than just DRM? For are they not responsible for all attacks suffered as a result of the methodology being shared as a Universal Programming to watch?

What we see, we believe to be Real and therefore their Shows are responsible for all that is Real and therefore they must be Liable for Damages ...... or will they claim to be only following Orders, should they seek to argue that they didn't initiate the Chaos they only perpetuate and perpetrate it as a Proxy [Pox Sender]?

Management vs. the virtual server

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Promises, promises, promises.....

...... are only as valuable as the paper they are written upon and with the value of the dollar halved against the pound in recent years [remember the spectre of the 1$=£1 business killing fields], all the bright SPARCs are heading Eastwards.

"Some are doing the the research, but nobody was willing to give out metrics just yet."

What do you expect whenever a Viable Virtualisation Methodology renders ITs MidasTouch.

And re Solaris Zones, I couldn't agree more and it is refreshing to read that Degrees of Virtualisation are realised even at this early dDevelopment stage......for obviously some are into Zones of Endeavour which, if they were more widely known, would Create a Problem for the Parasitic, Free Loader Status Quo.

Hence the Consideration affording them the Opportunity to Fund the Fix, albeit supplied by Third Party Proxy, a Necessity caused by their own Impotence and Inability to Please Changed Conditions for Service/Servers.

Court finds Qualcomm guilty of standards abuse

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Gilding the Brevity Lily

Yes..... 32 less letters.

Crikey, am I really talking about Brevity? I must be learning... :-)

We'll never get alien telly, says Zagreb boffin

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The Full Monty in PerlyGatesPython? Imagine....

"In fact, taking the human race as a model, it's a wonder we haven't already picked up some kind of eternal synthetic version of Big Brother already, pumped out from relic production machinery left running by a far-off, long extinct alien race."

Perhaps we have ..... and have just entered a New Phase with of Play.

"Actually, a nine per cent chance of ever managing to pick up alien TV sounds wholly unacceptable to us at Vulture Central. The possible galacto-political implications of interstellar broadcast media reception is one of our favourite areas of speculation.

In fact, the Reg assessment is that the four-year gap between the two series' of Fawlty Towers may very well lead aliens to develop faster-than-light star travel (in order to avoid waiting for their second helping of John Cleese tomfoolery). Indeed, an interstellar armada capable of destroying planet Earth - or perhaps the entire solar system - unless a third series is produced may already be on the way." ..... What a spiffing Good Cunning Plan for a Full House.

Tele Vision in Deed? AI Quantum Leap akin to a Milligan Spike?