It reminds me of a line from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
(Bernadette says to Shirley)
Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!
I don't know what's worse, that I can remember the line or that I have watched the film...!
Maybe someone told he she had to take some 'protection' with her so she didn't get up the duff.