Posts by Anonymous Noel Coward

Brits: Give us £1m and we'll build a crack ALIEN-HUNTING TEAM

But if we don't snoop on the Universe then the aliens win!

AT&T patents P2P content tracking system

On the plus side, this is patented by AT&T

So since nobody else will be able to use it, just change from AT&T to a less shitty ISP!

Voyager 1 'close' to breaking through to DEEP SPACE - boffins

Wow...

18.5 billion miles from Earth and we can still get a picture of it from up close!

US cops make 'first ever' Bitcoin seizure following house raid

Sure...

"Drug dealer."

Offensive, iconoclastic internet trolls will not be prosecuted, says DPP

But, but...

Someone countered an argument of mine in a forum with a point I don't agree with, and it really hurt my feelings!

Google donates £1m to child abuse charity ahead of Whitehall meeting

>Internet Watch Foundation

They do a good job.

Remember the time they blocked Wikipedia to protect us from that album cover?

Cameron: Get those saucy websites off Blighty's public Wi-Fi

Checkmate!

http://www.redhotpawn.com/

Huddled immigrant masses face 'British values' quiz

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!

Pope: Catholics, go forth and multiply... your Twitter followers

Do children even use Twitter?

Mobes, web filth 'pornifying' our kids, warns top Labour MP

Re: ...let me put on my Dianne Abbot hat...

But, but...

I hate children.

Buying a petabyte of storage for YOURSELF? First, you'll need a fridge

I read a news article recently (forgot where) which says some boffins have just invented a 1TB flash drive...

Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

So...

...what're they calling Biscotti?

APPLE: SCREW YOU, BRITS, everyone else says Samsung copied us

Apple? Hypocrites!

And again, everyone just stole the idea from Star Trek.

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/PADD

Japan enacts two-year jail terms for illegal downloading

Oh, I have the TV version.

The whole censorship for nipples marketing tactic annoys the fuck out of me, though.

Thank goodness for AT-X some of the time.

Anime prices are way too expensive in Japan. Esp. since they only release two/three episodes a BD disk every two months or so. (And in rare cases, one.)

http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/search3.html?q=Hyouka&media=blu-ray&r=any&step=20&order=score

11 Volumes (22 episodes + 1 OVA) at a price of $88.66 per volume.

Would you pay nearly $1,000 for one series?

TalkTalk Q1 sales fall as number of broadband punters declines

Re: My 18 months is up

Since they blocked the Pirate Bay they've been doing unlimited again, so you might want to look into getting that.

But...

>2012

>antiquated 40GB download limit

>"enough for anybody"

Yeah, like a decade ago.

Wraps come off UK super-snooper draft plans

Just watch. Tor and VPN wille become illegal next.

And anyone using them will be classified as a dissident or terrorist or pedophile and be arrested.

Now, where's my tinfoil hat...

Ten... freeware gems for new PCs

VLC? Seriously?

VLC is terrible!

I prefer MPC-HC. [ http://mpc-hc.sourceforge.net/ ]

And why no mention of uTorrent?

Txt-speak is a sign of humanity 4 U

WOT R U DOIN RYT NOW???

Trying not to hunt you down and beat you to death with a dictionary...

Best and the Rest: ARM Mini PCs

Some of these pique my interest...

...but I watch a lot of anime, and what with the recent transition to Hi10P from h.264 by fansubbers (since they like to use new things), the whole purpose of me buying one of these is pointless since they can't handle it.

Microsoft kills Windows Live brand

The only people who I knew on MSN were on IRC.

So that was reason enough for me to stop using it.

Cameron hardens stance on UK web filth block

The sad thing is, it'll happen.

I base that on the fact that TPB is now blocked.

ISPs torch UK.gov's smut-blocking master plan

Also, maybe we should ban cars from the roads so those little tikes can play safetly!

Call me crazy...

...but what about mandatory shock collars for children?

They so much as look at porn and *BZZZZZT*

That'll learn 'em.

Austrian village considers a F**king name change

The only ones I know are Dildo in Newfoundland and Lolita in Texas.

Berners-Lee: Net snoop law tosses human rights into the shredder

>and [could be] used, for example, to blackmail people in the government

Otherwise known as democracy.

BT fattens fibre customer pipes for free - with a contract extension

What's the catch?

C'mon, it's BT.

There's clearly a catch.

UK.gov to unveil reborn, renamed net-snoop plans in Queen's Speech

For anyone who doesn't know this, steganography is useful too.

Just write anything you need to in notepad, save it, and then zip/rar/7z the document.

Then do this:

Start -> Run -> cmd -> copy /b image_of_your_choice.jpg+text_file_name.zip C:\output.jpg

All someone needs to do now is change output.jpg to output.zip and extract the files!

This might not work for larger files though.

It's high time we had a revolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_of_revolution

Vote now for the WORST movie EVER

Anything made after 1999.

UK Home Secretary approves TVShack's O'Dwyer extradition

At what point can we expect the extradition of the creators of the Internet [ARPANET] to the UK?

Since, let's face it, the Internet could be used for stuff which could be useful for a terrorist. (Next target, etc.)

Or to download child pornography.

Both of which are illegal here in the UK.

Theresa May, you are a disgrace to this country.

Please resign with immediate effect.

Younger generation taking 'sledgehammer' to security

The Sledgehammer, the Freight Train's natural enemy...

Canadians revolt over draconian internet privacy bill

Two can play at this game...

If you vote for Conservative, you're voting for PEDOPHILIA!

Just a friendly reminder from your friends in the <name> party!

Ten... Valentine's Day gifts for her

My girlfriend is a character in Love Plus+ (Japanese girlfriend on the DS. Remember the news about a guy marrying one of the characters?), so she'll be giving me something on Valentine's day.

I will have to give her a gift back on White Day (March 14th) though.

She'll hit me if I don't...

Music fans not welcome in RIAA-backed .music

Looks like it'll be easier to DDoS them now.

America abandoning DSL in favour of faster cable

4000 Kbps down; 1000 Kbps up...

I live in Shrewsbury.

I was recently informed that they don't want to rip up the cobblestones here to install FiOS because it would "cost too much."

UK abandoning DSL in favour of faster pigeonband.

The Pirate Bay torrents printable 3D objects

I don't really care for those.

As long as I have the ability to sleep next to her, I'm happy.

Yes!

I'm one step closer to sleeping with mai waifu~

Kiwis collar Megaupload kingpin, Anonymous exacts revenge

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/01/18/2247223/us-supreme-court-upholds-removal-of-works-from-public-domain

I recently read a news article a few days ago that says the U.S. Congress wants to re-copyright works in Public Domain.

Pirate Bay dropping torrents after magnetic attraction

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work!?

Raspberry Pi Linux micro machine enters mass production

I would quite like to buy one of these, but the only thing stopping me is it's inability to playback Hi10P video.

And what with h.265 being developed...

Tiny frog claimed as smallest vertebrate ever

And I, for one, welcome our tiny frog overlords...

Xbox 720 and PS4 on show at E3 2012

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm eagerly waiting for a list of what Sony plans to remove from the PS4.

Apple’s Siri gets sweary with British child

>“It’s verbal abuse,” Mrs Le Quesne said.

Oh, shut the fuck up, you joyless bitch.

Facebook shoves your face into creepy 'sponsored stories' in 2012

I'm so glad I left that cesspool of morons.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine pirate caged

Food for thought...

If you don't watch the movies Hollywood take the time to make, you're STEALING.

Also, home made sex tapes are killing the porn industry. And it's illegal!