* Posts by Timmay

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Xbox One users will have to pay extra for Skype and gamer-gratifying DVR

Timmay

Re: multiplayer

Your first point; you're bitching about Microsoft because the non-Microsoft games developers don't include split-screen gaming in their games? I've just checked my 16 Xbox 360 games, and 11 of them do allow split-screen gaming, so I'm not sure what games you have.

Your second point about gaming in the same household is a valid one, though I thought some games did allow LAN-multiplayer gaming. However, I do that so rarely nowadays I can't recall whether that's still common.

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FAIL

Talk about missing the point, it's as though you were going to spend $500 on a device to just watch YouTube and Skype on.

Timmay

BBC Have Your Say

Dear God, reading the comments so far I feel like I've wandered into a BBC Have Your Say section at the bottom of a mildly controversial story.

You have one comment saying black is white, gets 20 upvotes, 2 downvotes, the following reply says no way man, white is totally black, gets 25 upvotes and 4 downvotes. Are you people just agreeing to ALL the shit that's being spouted in here, is that what happens on Fridays??

Brits give thumbs-up to shale gas slurping in university-run poll

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FRACKING HELL

For the record, I'm probably on the pro-side of fracking and stuff, but this story suggests that you'd have to dig hard to find sites which mention that Cuadrilla is only searching for oil, and is only going to use conventional drilling, and then fails to mention any of those hard to find sources.

I've dug into it, and I can see that Cuadrilla said they're only looking for oil, but actually it seems they haven't ruled out using fracking if necessary - if the Guardian story below is anything to go by:

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/aug/02/balcombe-oil-drilling-begins-fracking-protests

I'm not overly informed in this area, so maybe when applying for a licence, you can only be licensed for a specific method?

I'd love to bait the anti-frackers, but without solid sources contradicting what they're saying, that's a bit hard.

Moto X: It's listening to you. But can voice control finally take off?

Timmay
Paris Hilton

Re: The only time I have used Google Now:

Conversely, I love Google Now, use it loads, and find it of great value.

One man's meat is another man's poison. Paris, cos she likes chowing down on man meat.

Timmay

No expandable storage (MicroSD)

Falls at the first hurdle for me. Shame, looked nice.

HALF of air passengers leave phones on ... yet STILL no DEATH PLUNGE

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Holmes

Re: "Or put another way stick a cage round it!"

Even these modern jets made mostly of composites?

Breaking bad: Oracle's Unbreakable Linux website takes a break

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Thumb Up

Heh, I had two attempts before yours to say the same thing (in decreasingly sarcastic tones), but both were rejected - seems they like you more than I!

Timmay

Hahaha

Hahahaha, how crap of Oracle having to take down a website for maintenance that happens to serve up Oracle UNBREAKABLE Linux, talk about irony!!

Google's new Chromecast spills its simplistic guts

Timmay
Flame

So can it play Crysis?

Guinness: Have a quick bonk over the bar and receive FREE BEER

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Trollface

Re: YES!

That's why I ride my trusty steed through the drive through

Google kicks off Android 4.3 updates for Nexus devices

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Big Brother

Re: No sale? No upgrade most likely!

Already brought the phone where? Or did you mean bought?

</grammarnazi>

Play the Snowden flights boardgame: Avoid going directly to Jail

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WTF?

Airspace

Are countries really allowed to have a say in who can and can't use the international flight tracks over them?

Known criminals must travel these routes all the time, traversing countries they're wanted in, but I always thought so long as you don't set foot in that country you were fine...?

Obama weighs in on NSA surveillance imbroglio

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Trollface

RE: nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear

Glad to see at least 6 of you took the flamebait!

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Flame

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"

The fearful price of 4G data coverage: NO TELLY for 90,000 Brits

Timmay
Megaphone

Re: £10K cap per household?

You have to set the cap at a figure higher than the cost of any reasonable eventuality, to catch the 0.01% of weird circumstances you might encounter - yeah, £10k sounds like a lot, but as fun as it is to criticise people's/corporate's/committee's thinking, people aren't stupid and there was probably reasoning behind it.

As for the surplus, it says in the article - "Cash left over goes back to the operators"

Half of youngsters would swap PRIVACY for... cheaper insurance

Timmay

Re: Understandable

>Power to weight restriction like they have on bikes would be good.

Well, some people are just going to want to go fast and overtake everything no matter what - overtaking is a damn sight easier and safer in something with decent power than your typical teen's 1.0 Vauxhall Corsa, weighed down with fake body kit and undercar lighting.

Review: Samsung Galaxy S4

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Trollface

Re: I really get tired of this bemoaning 'evolution instead of revolution'

Actually, people who have the money to buy a high-end phone probably have the money to buy a decent all-in-one type remote, a la Logitech Harmony :)

Review: Crucial M500 960GB SSD

Timmay

RE: Fragmentation

Fragmentation doesn't exist (or at least isn't an issue) on solid state, because it's just as quick to retrieve data sequentially from sectors 1, 2, 3, 4, etc as it is sectors 1, 100001, 2, 100002, 3, 100003, etc (for example), due to there being no physical mechanics to move.

Get lost, drivers: Google Maps is not for you – US judge

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Holmes

Actual Satnav units

Where does US law stand on accessing actual Satnav units - either built in, or third-party (suckered to the windscreen)?

I bet (from what I do know about the US law system) that that's legal, but if it's a piece of similar electronics called a "mobile phone", it's illegal.

Father of Android Andy Rubin steps down for Chrome OS boss

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Happy

Google Now

Personally, I love Google Now, one of my favourite "wow" features of Android, and is genuinely useful, if you do any kind of a commute, or when travelling.

ITV catches up with TVCatchup

Timmay
FAIL

Instead of fighting a service for which there is obviously big demand, why can't the channels either embrace it, or at least come up with their own means to watch live telly in this manner - whether it's on computers, mobiles, tablets, etc? Same old story, same as the music industry.

Europe tickles Microsoft with €561m fine for browser choice gaffe

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Joke

Re: Follow the money

Please don't give them ideas!

Health pros: Alcohol is EVIL – raise its price, ban its ads

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Pint

@Rocket888

Exactly, at first I thought what a terrible idea, and this is going to punish everyone who can control themselves/drink modestly. But 50p per unit is going to do nothing to the majority of the country who enjoy a 2/3 unit pint which already costs at least £3.50+

Google open sources very slow compression algorithm

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FAIL

Re: It is even slower than you say

You just showed you didn't understand it fully - the intention is this compression would be used only on the server side, and the decompression is no more taxing than existing algorithms (the same in fact), so unless you're running your servers on batteries, this would not affect battery life in any way.

Squillionaire space tourist offers oldsters a holiday to Mars

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Joke

BT whingers

All the way up there, you'll still get people complaining about how slow the broadband is, and how crap BT are that they haven't got anything quicker, and how Virgin would probably go a million times quicker

4G in the UK? Why the smart money still says 'Meh'

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Stop

Busting your data allowance in minutes

While I agree with the general gist of this article, I can't stand the continued trolling of the old "but with 4G you'd use your data allowance within minutes!" line - what is it with this assumption that on 3G you use data when you have to, bit by bit, but as soon as you have a 4G connection, whoa, I'm gonna go off and download the whole internet to my handset in minutes...

Erm, no. Sure, if the extra speed (but let's face it, it's not revolutionary speeds compared to what the best 3G connections can manage) means you want to start running bittorrent over your mobile connection, or downloading Linux distributions to your handset, then you're gonna have the same problem you did on 3G, you'll just hit those problems just quicker.

The point of 4G (and I'm not a massive fan, having just signed up to another 18 month 3G plan, but I'd have it for free, thanks) is that you can do what you did before, but quicker. You use a gig or two a month currently? You'll use a gig or two on 4G, maybe a touch more because you can work quicker, but everything will happen quicker*.

* Supposedly it'll happen quicker, though I maintain for most things we do on mobiles/tablets, will we really notice that 0.2 second page load improvement?

Meet the stealthiest UK startup's app Swiftkey - and its psychic* keyboard

Timmay

Re: WTF?! "This App is not compatible with Nexus 7

Same here - I suspect (hope) it's some kind of oversight, and I'm sure it'll be asking to upgrade soon enough.

Timmay
Facepalm

It doesn't need a data connection at all, other than to initially download the thing.

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Meh

Nexus 7

I'm a huge fan of SwiftKey - have updated it on my GS3, but it doesn't seem compatible with my Nexus 7 anymore, so won't update...?

Python-lovers sling 'death threats' at UK ISP in trademark row

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Holmes

If I can't have it, nobody can...

So if I'm reading it correctly, it looks like so many people are already using the term "Python" in various trademarks all around the world, chances are no one will end up with exclusive use for it, and the world will carry on as before?

EE's revenues dip, but smartphones lure in 200k new contracts

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FAIL

As have been repeated above, maybe people just don't care about SUPER-fast mobile internet that much, and simple plain old "fast" mobile internet suffices? I consider myself quite a heavy mobile internet user, but only on my phone, so I can't think of anything I do on there which would really benefit from the faster speed (and higher cost). Maybe if I was tethering my laptop......

The other thing I don't get about EE/Orange/T-Mobile is, given they're the same company now, how I was able to get a new contract with T-Mobile with almost-unlimited everything and free Xperia Z, for £12 less per month than I could get a comparatively limited Orange contract, with a non-free Xperia Z.

Why aren't they offering comparative contracts and deals now?

ICANN boss Chehade in China charm offensive

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Facepalm

I can't

Whenever I see the acronym for the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, my internal monologue shouts "I can't", and proceeds to laugh to itself

Firm moves to trademark 'Python' name out from under the language

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Trollface

Re: Target Acquired?

Bringing your business to it's needs doesn't sound too bad, in fact, it sounds quite a good thing. However, if it was brought to it's knees, that's a whole different story.................

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Facepalm

I hope the trademark investigation process into this goes something like this:

1. Type the trademark being applied for (Python) into any good search engine.

2. See 187,000,000 results.

3. "Hmm, that's a popular word, looks like it's some programming language thing..."

4. Search on "Python programming language"

5. "Hmm, 15,000,000 results"

6. Reach for the "REJECTED" stamp.......

HYPERSONIC METEOR smashes into Russia, injuring hundreds

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Mushroom

Russians - hard as nails, not fazed at all

Anyone else noticed that in all the videos we've seen of this, neither pedestrians or drivers seem at all fazed by the sight of a massive fireball screaming across the sky.

In the vid here in the story, couple of people shuffling across the road, briefly glance up at it, carry on shuffling. And while I don't speak Russian, the people in the car seem extremely calm, no raised voices screaming "какого хрена это?!?!?!?!?!"

3 million Freesat receivers now out there, and boxes to get YouTube

Timmay
Meh

Re: No Dave!

Dave? You mean Top Gear TV, right?

Don't get me wrong, I love Top Gear, and when I was on Freeview, Dave was one of my most watched channels, so I thought I would miss it when switching to Freesat a few years ago, but actually, there's only so many Top Gear repeats one can watch. I'd love it to be on Freesat, but it's not a factor anymore.

BT to end traffic throttling - claims capacity is FAT

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FAIL

Re: U nit

D'OH! Egg on my face. Oh well, still not bad, given how close people normally are to their cabinets.

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Facepalm

Graph below of up/down speeds against the distance from the cabinet with VDSL2 (ie. BT's Infinity product):

http://i55.tinypic.com/2qd2wkp.png

I wouldn't exactly describe 60Mbps/22Mbps at 2km from the cabinet a white elephant.

Who ate all the Pis?

Timmay
Joke

Re: You paid WHAT for a DVI-HDMI adapter???

"It still seems ludicrously expensive to me for what is, after all, two connectors and some wire."

Yeah, and I don't know why this iPad is so expensive - after all, all it is is a load of metal, plastic, bit of silicon, all mashed together into a rectangle with rounded corners.

Nipper's toy train enjoys journey to edge of SPAAAAACE

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Trollface

Re: Dangerous?

Yeah, sometimes you can get it a bit wrong...I dunno, like something splashing down in the sea off the south coast when it was meant to comfortably land in the Hampshire/Sussex countryside :)

Hey, Apple and Google: Stop trying to wolf the whole mobile pie

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Thumb Down

Re: I lost interest here:

You're all getting tied up in definitions - if you want to take the pedantism to the extreme, by the definition quoted, you could call anything on the internet "cloud computing", because it all uses hardware and software resources/services over the internet. In fact, The Register is a cloud provider*, because we're using their hardware and software, which provide a service to us over the internet.

* it isn't, it's a fecking website

iTunes and the App Store itself, by definition, are stores. Yes, you can stream films from one or the other, or iCloud, or whatever it's called these days, but that isn't the "cloud" in the way most people who actually know about IT think of it. I agree it's a wooly definition, and actually I don't like the whole term/concept - it's giving a fancy name to stuff we've really done for years, but in a less marketable way.

Timmay
FAIL

Re: I lost interest here:

iTunes and the App Store are not cloud services - they are shops to buy music/films and software from.

Ofcom looks at contract opt-outs as users rage over price hikes

Timmay

If you can't guarantee you'll be able to keep the same prices for the length of my contract, I can't guarantee my ability to keep paying it.

2 years may be "a very long time" in the communications market (though when it comes to suppliers, I'd bet they all negotiate longer term deals, so I'd dispute that somewhat), but it's not like a mobile provider's customers ALL join at once, and so that company is left unable to do ANYTHING for the rest of the period - their customers join (and leave) every day, so just make any increases apply to NEW customers.

Apple said to be testing 46, 55-inch big-screen TVs

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Facepalm

Yes, because I just love adverts!

VCDX: The elite certification just 105 people hold

Timmay

Re: Great

My mum says I'm a VIP, does that count?

Linux kernel dumps 386 chip support

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Joke

Re: 386?

But didn't Apple invent both the 386 and the 8080? And all other chips in between, and ever since?

I'm sure I read a patent application just last week about it.

UK digital terrestrial TV turns 14 today

Timmay
Meh

@ Refugee from Windows

Indeed, but there is a difference between picture *quality* and simply whether you receive a picture at all. If the 1's and 0's can't be made into anything, the result is no picture, or at least severely broken up picture. That's not picture quality.

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Stop

@ Dave Bell

"I also had to install an amplifier and use the higher-grade co-ax cable. The jump in picture quality from the aerial upgrade was obvious"

Ah yes, that old Monster Cables trick - with better cables and a stronger signal, the 1's and 0's are even higher quality 1's and 0's = better picture quality! Ummm......

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