* Posts by phil dude

1937 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Nov 2011

Bye bye, booth babes. IT security catwalk RSA nixes sexy outfits

phil dude
Joke

Re: homophone(ish) corner

In case you wonder, the regime required to achieve reasonable "buffness", is 5-7 hours a week to get into shape, 3-5 hours a week to maintain and a diet to match.

Doing something different every day, helps to even out the tone and adapt to working conditions.

You're welcome.

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PS If you ever wondered what that Wednesday afternoon was at school where you didn't to write anything....

Samsung forgets fingerprints, focuses its eye on YOURS

phil dude
Boffin

funny thing...

the first thing I thought of when I read the article was "I wonder if this can diagnose cataracts?"

It might be useful to get a 10 million sample of time stamped eye exams....

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P.S. Oh sorry, yes it is creepy, insecure etc....

Get off Facebook if you value your privacy, EU commish tells court

phil dude
Black Helicopters

Re: "Get off Facebook" but how do I control my friends?

especially with face scanning software getting pretty decent.

It is plausible you can be in the database simply because you were in the wrong place, wrong time and in the background of someone else's photograph.

I wish we had that device the Tracy's had in the thunderbirds!!!

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Dutch Transport Inspectorate raid Uber's Amsterdam office

phil dude
Boffin

Re: Insurance and all that...

they have $1,000,000 per driver here in the USA. I know this because they sent email saying so, this is it:

--cut here--

Uber

>From before the start of your trip until after it's finished, safety is built into every step of the Uber experience. Look under the hood and see how.

BEFORE YOU RIDE

BACKGROUND CHECKS

Drivers pass federal, multi-state, and county background checks before driving.

Extensive Screening

Uber prohibits drug or alcohol offenses, severe traffic violations, and sexual offenses.

Insurance

>From pick up to drop off, your ride is covered by a $1M commercial insurance policy.

REQUEST A RIDE

Safe Pickups

The app pinpoints your location so you can request a ride from anywhere and wait safely.

Nobody's A Stranger

Your driver's name, photo, and vehicle information appear in the app.

Disguised Phone Numbers

Communication between riders and drivers is anonymized to protect private phone numbers.

DURING YOUR TRIP

Always On The Map

The GPS-enabled map provides your driver's location and trip details in real-time.

Share My ETA

Share your ETA with friends and family to keep track of your ride and safe arrival.

Hassle-Free Payments

Your credit card is on file so you never need to carry cash or stop at an ATM.

AFTER YOU RIDE

Actionable Feedback

You rate your experience after every trip and drivers do the same.

Trip History

After each ride, you receive a detailed email receipt with trip route, driver name, and total fare.

--cut here--

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Force your hand: Apple 13-inch MacBook Pro with Retina Display

phil dude
WTF?

Re: Looks ok but...

I modded you up +1, because I agree it does seem untoward.

However, you may notice that any deviation from an information free conversation will garner downvotes. I'm not that paranoid.... but I suspect some corporate interests probably hire shills to signup to introduce noise into any forum that disses (sic) them.

If I knew the clinical name for having ones sense of humour removed I would used it here.

Better still, we could have an Eddy Murphy icon (GTFOOH).

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Ford: Our latest car gizmo will CHOKE OFF your FUEL if you're speeding

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Meh

Re: Drove a Ford 3 years ago with something similar

"In countries with Napoleonic-based laws, it is up to you to prove your innocence"

One of the many reasons the English speaking think Europe is a bad idea (note the lack of national assignation).

Yes juries are not perfect. But the principle that you should be innocent before proven guilty is central to a civilised society.

That's why it is ignored by the state at all levels and there is a proliferation of cameras...

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TOP500 Supers make boffins more prolific

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Re: Purpose of paper entirely misunderstood!

That is sooooooooooo true.

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Half of Android devices open to silent hijack

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Re: @ 1980s_coder "why I am arguing with an Anonymous Coward?"

mod up. I reply to AC only to correct obviously (IMHO) incorrect information.

I think allowing MathML might help a bit too ;-)

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phil dude
WTF?

yes until....

the gardeners don't want to let someone else plant prettier flowers, or let you grow mint.

I install f-droid for GPL apps , and I'll bet that the Google Play store doesn't allow them because it is not built with their closed-source malware library with the click-jack "YOU HAVE A VIRUS" show_us_your_privates(phonehome, victim).

Walled gardens only work if you are allowed to tend a bit of the garden and you trust the landlord....

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BT Home Hub SIP backdoor blunder blamed for VoIP fraud

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Re: Mutter all ye want...

So perhaps they should make it all FOSS and then work together to make secure software?

Let's face it if Pwn2Own can rip holes in browsers, I don't hold out much hope for random software on an embedded system.

It is time that liability is attached to closed source software AND hardware, to form appropriate limits.

I suspect this may lead to the creation of a funded "third party" development organisation, something like mozilla but with the DD-wrt type deployment.

I will put it in crayon for the downvoters:

FOSS DOES NOT GUARANTEE BUG FREE, BUT IT GIVES A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF FIXING IT.

For as long as there is not liability for crap software, crap software will be standard.

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Assange™ lawyers demand Swedish prosecution files or no London interview

phil dude
IT Angle

Re: So basically Assange's lawyers are asking for favoritism?

True heroes are often not decided until after the eulogy...

The balance of probabilities would suggest they all know something we don't. That of course doesn't stop media articles from saying what they want..

My "spidey sense" would have JA checking his food for glass, his glass for cyanide, and a wary fear of strangers of either gender...

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Guardian: 'Oil reserves will soon be worth NOTHING!' (A bit like their stock tips, really)

phil dude
Happy

Re: noise and mathematics...

@Ossi: You mean this link?

If you scroll down you will see the Integral Symbol. This means differential equations are almost inevitable for real work.

To further the point in the original post the value of $Y (how much it can be sold for) is highly dependent on $X(T) "How do we think there is in the ground?", but also $Z. If you pump eleventy squinty (!) barrels, the simple existence of this product changes the price. Unlike iPhones...

Let Z=all the other sources of energy available. What fraction is Y of Z? (assuming some nice agreed upon conversion).

The concern over the lack differential equations is that complex phenomena have complex answers and in generally in the physical sciences there is an expectation of "show your working".

In economics it seems that general lack of understanding of the calculus makes many politicians nervous about asking the right questions, especially if they are on TV or being interviewed by the media.

In general, the media makes this worse by presenting pointlessly simplified pieces, which therefore lack any useful precision. And this is so much worse then "averages without variance" problem that is so common.

These are predictions based upon guesses from other predictions that are simply made up.

I'm not saying I know the answer (if there is one). I am asserting the point that much of the media churn distracts the average viewer from the complete lack of data available.

Other than that, a nice article...

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phil dude
Boffin

noise and mathematics...

A lot of the coverage is predicated on the assertion there is some correlation between a company's mission statement and the future state of the world.

For example, let's say total oil in ground at initial time is $X(0) and the cost to extract a barrel is $Y.

So long as you think $X(T)>0 and you can sell a barrel of oil for >$Y the companies are worth *something*.

The problem is $Y is a complex function as it depends a great deal on the technology to extract as well as the location of the resources. Especially d$X/dT...

The recent drop in petroleum prices in the US is a good example of this. OPEC upped production to piss off Russia, and in conjunction the US is pumping a lot more oil. The reality of global energy, is that it is just that - global demand for a non-linear resource. But very few people get to choose the price they pay at the pump.

Economics is as close to voodoo as you can get with a straight face and without a billowing cape.

The necessary descriptive differential equations rarely make it onto the Grauniad pages....

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Storm gathers around CDN Cloudflare after doxxing allegations, Pirate Bay deal

phil dude
Coat

language skills..

If you can read Chinese (which we all can with modern browsers!!), almost everything from the West can be found on their "super exciting house of pictures" websites.

And the good thing is the Chinese subtitles does not interfere with the English dialogue...

But just as visiting the Asian pleasure resorts can result in unwanted affliction, infection and regret, best to double-bag the browser...

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Pass the Lollipop: Google creepily warms to body contact with Android lock function

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Go

Re: The other way around!

Name of aforementioned app?

Sounds useful ;-)

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phil dude
Go

already does this?

I have android 5.0.2 on my Moto-E LTE and it seems to already do this.

I am not sure it isn't a proximity sensor detecting the phone is in the pocket, but the phone will lock when placed on a table, which is ok.

However jostling the table (or rocky bar table) will also wake up the phone, and that is a bit annoying...

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Mature mainframe madness prints Mandlebrot fractal in TWELVE MINUTES

phil dude
Joke

Re: Complex Sums

@Richard Taylor 2: Your statement deserves 0001 0000 0000 upvotes.

Seriously though, computer arithmetic is a very interesting subject when you see where approximations are made, and how errors can propagate.

Integers can be used for many assumed floating operations that do not change scale. e.g. molecular distance calculations. However, often the hardware is optimised for approximate fixed point calculations, and double precision is a tragedy in GPU computing....

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Ancient SUPERNOVA EXPLOSION contains enough dust for 7,000 EARTHS, say boffins

phil dude
Joke

Re: What, precisely, is the news here?

mod up for "some geology book from the 1970s".

Does that come with leather elbow patches?

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Firefox, Chrome, IE, Safari EXPLOITED to OWN Mac, PCs at Pwn2Own 2015

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Re: would that explain

yes that seem to be correct. 36.0.3 was "in response to PWN to own competition", see here.

And then 4 hours later there was 36.0.4 and the only difference I could make out was:

2015-28 Privilege escalation through SVG navigation

and

2015-29 Code execution through incorrect JavaScript bounds checking elimination

Interestingly, the latter was patched before the former...!

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phil dude
Linux

security box?

@80s_coder: My whacky JS code does gene predictions and other molecule/protein calculations - as you can spit out JS data to HTML5 very easily.

I *never* expect my code to be used in a security environment, I would hope it was locally tethered.

In that case, surely a proper "sandbox" so that EVERY piece of javascript is isolated form harming the system? I can imagine how this would work in Linux, but not sure if Microsoft has the technology.

And this is a shout out to Mozilla - get the per-process tabs default working as a first security order of business. Tabs that can crash the browser are security holes waiting to be exploited. Then a good *hard* look at plugins...

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Cops cuff Colorado girl for allegedly poisoning mum after iPhone ban

phil dude
Trollface

Re: @phil dude - wrong poison

wrong icon AC, should have been --->

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phil dude
WTF?

Re: wrong poison

Alternatively, how about making sure the child gets the clinical attention this decidedly sad act would seem to suggest, rather than the criminal torture and further damage that will inevitably be the result.

The thing is, this is click bait and feeds the pathology of media sympathy by proxy.

How disturbed is that family and will the media coverage improve their situation?

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Facebook to fling open Messenger to third party apps – report

phil dude
Meh

xmpp...

yes, indeed google has been trying to kill it for a while for a "proprietary protocol".

Under android end to end encryption seems to be nicely done - I am willing to bet this API will be hacked and bad things will happen.

I guess we'll see...

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Rosetta SNIFFS molecular nitrogen on Comet 67P

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Thumb Up

mod up!

love the sentiment...!

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phil dude
Coat

Re: Mostly as hydride

Well Nitrogen freezes at 63K and the majority of the universe is 1K, I'm guessing the reaction rate might be very, very slow?

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phil dude
Boffin

Re: Send Fritz Haber.

via fertiliser?

Microbes fix the N2 that the plants use...

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More than 260 suspects charged in UK child abuse crackdown

phil dude
Unhappy

innocent until proven guilty...

I would hope that the police have more than "images on hard drive", and a proper forensic browser history coupled with surveillance and other supporting evidence.

With the leaky software and malign government agencies in play, one would hope that these alleged despicable acts are properly investigated, rather than used as political capital.

Sad icon for such a sad subject.

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Massive DDoS racks up $30,000-a-day Amazon bill for China activists

phil dude
FAIL

Re: Block

Government != People.

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phil dude
Thumb Up

Re: Hokusai is Japanese

I think I last saw that in the Met last October...is there more than one?

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British Judo in deep shido after cyber attack

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Thumb Up

nostalgia...

I believe the same phrase was used for Steven "tubby" Segal...

Not a lookalike, actual performer.

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Cloud music streams outpace CD sales for the first time, says recording industry ass. of America

phil dude
Pint

Re: Well, duh!

in a bar 2 nights ago I was actually confronted by an exclamation "you don't own a turntable?"

So not just hipsters, but enthusiasts (see icon).

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Amazon issued with licence for delivery drone madness

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Thumb Up

Re: Re-read

that was my take, too.

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NHS England has some sneaky plans for Care.data acceleration

phil dude
Joke

sounds like...

someone has a cushy contract to sell the data, and the client is getting angsty.

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Web geeks grant immortality to Sir Terry Pratchett – using smuggled web code

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Thumb Up

Re: El Reg has jumped on the bandwagon

@Trevor Pott "eleventy squillion"...

...caffeinated nasal enema.

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AUTOPILOT: Musk promises Tesla owners a HANDS-OFF hands-on

phil dude
Boffin

Re: What's the big breakthrough here?

I think that is what is causing the kerfuffle with the "its the end of the world posts".

Mercedes is a traditional and somewhat conservative , expensive automobile company.

Tesla is a non-traditional bleeding edge , automobile, battery, computer company run by a guy who is a rocket scientist and has a solar city. With the drops in pricing that come with the aforementioned.

I have by very cynical scientific "show me the evidence" nature, but he is not promising magic. Highway driving is considerably less problematic than city driving.

I would say he is making some people very nervous as they can see the writing on the wall, and it says "Exit this way".

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Oxford boffins publish fine-scale regional genetic map of UK

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suggestion...

i know one of the authors, i might suggest they go through the graveyards and sample ancestor DNA, so that population samples can be compared.

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FCC to Verizon: Blocking 911 calls? That's a $3.4m paddlin'

phil dude
FAIL

all phones...

All phones connected to any network should be able to make an emergency call if at all possible.

If E911 is a requirement, surely the call itself should be?

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German court slaps down Uber's ride-sharing app

phil dude
Go

Re: In other news

@Boothy: please a citation for "uninsured" and "unchecked".

The company has this spelling out their liability.

If they are lying, please point it out so the lawsuits can get started...

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phil dude
Megaphone

Re: No, you ignorant arse, not money…

Thank you AC. Yes a dodgy minicab ride in London is a risk...we've all been there including threats of violence and demands for more money when they get lost.

In NYC we were approached by a guy who said "need a ride" at the Cloisters museum. You couldn't make this up as dodgy as it looked. Needless to say the Uber arrived (picture of the driver, and make model and colour of car), leaving us wondering "who would go with that guy". The final irony, there is a bus that goes there but no taxis.

Uber insures all vehicles or at least compels drivers to be adequately covered - I think there was a lawsuit about that, no?

I'll say it again for those who are scared of progress and want to have another go at downvoting for the status quo, taxis should license the Uber app.

It's not as if Uber doesn't charge for different vehicle classes...add a picture of a Black cab and see if people pay for it.

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phil dude
WTF?

Re: No, you ignorant arse, not money…

Risk, seriously? Do you live in Bogota or Lagos?

I have had much dodgier taxi rides in London and New York than I have had (so far) with Uber.

The problem is taxis live in a pampered world of regulated profit. You say "you know who the driver is" as if someone seriously intent on hurting you would care?

If taxis had immediate feedback like Uber, some of your points may be valid. I'm betting this is the reason the taxi industry is REALLY fighting Uber.

How about the taxi firms buy a license from Uber (or Lyft) and quit their whining?

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Osbo: Choose a IoT fridge. Choose spirit-crushing driverless cars

phil dude
FAIL

Doesn't matter your politics...

A) stopped clock is right twice a day...

B) broken clock is always wrong.

C) We are all f*cked.

Sometimes it appears like A) , usually it is B), but generally it is C).

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Wanna stream live TV to your Playstation? Get a Vue of Sony's new stuff

phil dude
WTF?

having a larf?

See icon.

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My self-driving cars may lead to human driver ban, says Tesla's Musk

phil dude
Megaphone

Re: autonomous driving license

I suspect that initially it will be sold as "driver assist".

But you raise an excellent point. There are *many* people who are *unable* to drive, that could be provided with a means of transport.

And no, a bus or train is not the same thing as they represent a static resource.

In general, disabilities are, perhaps self-evidently, rarely convenient.

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phil dude
Thumb Up

Re: "your wait is over"

@Alister "The manouver where he cuts in front of the bus to turn right is clearly a human move, an autonomous car would not have left it until last minute to be in the correct lane."

1) LMAO!

2) This is why Musk is right.

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phil dude
Pint

Re: @Crisp

I wonder if FUD can be used to power the car?

Seriously, everyone seems to be so focused on the edge cases that they ignore the great deal of uncertainty in human driving is the other humans.

@earl grey : I had thought about this, and it seems that initially these cars will drive only where there are not *supposed* to be humans e.g. Motorways , large roads. Any person "jumping in front of a car"

will likely be arrested (or more likely) sent directly to hospital.

I have proposed this on El Reg before but I expect these cars will come with "manual" vs "auto" operating modes.

Specifically, if you are in "auto" mode and grab the wheel the car will try and do the absolute safest thing - stop or remove vehicle from traffic etc... More importantly, the insurance for the car will go from $30/mth to $3000/mth.

Hence, rich people will have cars that don't stop for humans in the road as they'll pay $3000/mth to have a chauffeur.

I'm all for the tech, but it is clearly dual-use...

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$30 Landfill Android mobes are proof that capitalism ROCKS

phil dude
Meh

nokia vs android..

I must say that being forced from Nokia (N900,N8,N9) to an android (Moto-E LTE) felt a touch inevitable.

Nokia hardware is very good (except crab usb charging for N900).

When Micro$oft bought nokia my phones stopped working properly due to "updates". I don't know if this some internal decision to get us all to buy the Win-landfill-fone, but from my sample of 2 it certainly looks that way...

The Moto-E comes with Android 5.0.2 (soon to be lollipop). It took 2 days to turn off all the notifications, and to install "f-droid" and other FOSS apps. Chatsecure, Textsecure, Redphone etc and a 64GB SDXC card.

$149. Not landfill, but quad-core, 1.5 days battery and so not bad.

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PS I do miss the Nokia Sleeping screens on the N8 and N9. OLED is so luscious...

Nvidia tears wraps off GeForce Titan X (again) and $10,000 GPU brain for DIY self-driving cars

phil dude
Boffin

Re: hmmm

LINPACK is reported as double-precision, which is why Nvidia doesn't talk about it. At 0.2 TFlops it is pretty poor.

I have a few Intel MICs and they all do 2xSP for 1DP so a much more balanced arch. YMMV of course.

They could have made wider memory since there are fewer texture units (which I think carry very fast memory), a 512 bit bus would greatly help utility.

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phil dude
Linux

hmmm

the increased memory is welcome if it is flat access.

If this is maxwell, why so hot?

Why is memory bandwidth not increased with cuda cores?

I guess we'll have to wait for the linpack tests...

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Pub O'clock probe finds thousands of repeated 512-bit RSA keys

phil dude
IT Angle

time for software liabilty...

This is one reason why I am a FOSS fanboi. Not because it is more secure, but because it *can* be secured in a reasonable time.

If you sell me a binary blob, the company is liable for security.

If I have the source code, I at least have the choice to PAY for security. Of course,

If the liability for bad and accidental security flaws (I believe there is a distinction) were more significant, perhaps more resources would be spent to actual check code?

Does this sound workable?

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Snowden tells tech bigwigs: It's up to you to thwart mass surveillance

phil dude
Black Helicopters

trust asa commodity

I trust the maths.

The software less so.

The govt , not really much. Not because of malign intent (though there is certainly some of it), but due to the general competence of large organisations.

If everything was encrypted and law enforcement were forced to use their brains and legal means(not the current illegal shortcuts), perhaps the orgy of human rights abuse would be stemmed a bit. I would hope anyway....

And further to the maths point, RSA is not provably difficult, just no demonstrated algorithm has been discovered.

As with all things in science, solving a problem in one area may lead to the solution in another...

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