* Posts by Tail Up

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RAND report finds that, like fusion power and Half Life 3, quantum computing is still 15 years away

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Re: What the ... </s>

Fair

It's only a game: Lara Croft won't save enterprise tech – but Jet Set Willy could

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Re: I guess....we can

well, finally, SomeTHInG like this should have been happened one sunny day

you certainly look informed, Doc

"e". envy

If you're writing code in Python, JavaScript, Java and PHP, relax. The hot trendy languages are still miles behind, this survey says

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Re: Russian, where?

" I rarely give a thumb about anything" (-:

Thank you wholeheartedly for participating, jake, I normally don't give a thumb in the icon field, so have one where it's supposed to be [click Upvote], and

cheers!

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Russian, where?

Trendy, says you?

23:16, March 2, 2020 Source: Interfax Reliable source

Russian President Vladimir Putin submitted draft amendments to the Constitution to the State Duma, Vyacheslav Volodin, speaker of the lower house of parliament, said.

The draft amendments to the State Duma *database* at the time of writing the news had not been published, but Volodin spoke about some of them.

So, according to the State Duma speaker, one of the amendments to the Constitution is proposed to add a mention of God. “The Russian Federation, united by a thousand-year history, preserving the memory of the ancestors who transmitted to us the ideals and faith in God, as well as the continuity of the development of the Russian state, recognizes the historical unity of the state,” Volodin read the text of the amendment.

Another amendment, said Peter Tolstoy, vice speaker of the State Duma, states in the Constitution that marriage is a union of a man and a woman.

In addition, the amendments proposed by Putin suggest that the Basic Law stipulate that Russia is the legal successor of the Soviet Union, add a provision on the inadmissibility of alienation of parts of the Russian Federation and appeals to it, as well as give the republics the right to establish national languages ​​as state languages ​​along with Russian-state language of the Russian Federation.

GOOG translated, sry folks, load up ur guns, whatchamaythink of it?

'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted

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Political SExpo Sec Advisory

Another Mmercilessly Influencing post, AD.

Where's the button "Download ElRegMesser"?

Huawei to the danger zone: Now Uncle Sam slaps it with 16 charges of racketeering, fraud, money laundering, theft of robot arm and source code

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Re: Out of the frying pan into the fire ......

erm, Mac'Whatsyoursurname boy, that made it nearly because you're far, must be so :-)

Report on AI in UK public sector: Some transparency on how government uses it to govern us would be nice

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Re: Can we stop calling this "Artificial Intelligence"

Aloha katrinab.

49 oF in Fresco, it's what I see @wundeground when I ask my brick about weather. Moscow goes at 5 oC. Plus. Hope no bears out there.

Hmm. There are definitely more than even a hundred cities on the globe. Why Moscow, katrinb?

Ah, you've been on a FC in 2018 and need a refreshing tour?

Not now. Reports say dizzy environs, windy, wet, etc, no want to leave metro -

https://youtu.be/udk1skEmTzU

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Re: Can we stop calling this "Artificial Intelligence"

Does it mean, katrinab, that word processing is the only processing AI processes during its processes?

Well, it's just a typewriter then, this AI box. The only thing that slips out of it is Where and how the fingers that push the buttons get the orders that order to order the alphabetical order order in this or that order that orders one's pretty fingertips order to push the buttons of your keyboard in order to order OP's mind read the conclusion:cr@p?

Former Autonomy boss Mike Lynch 'submits himself' for arrest in central London

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Re: Again, and again, and again...

"why communist Russia" -

you re still living on stereo Mac

as was said here its an age of 7+1 nowadays

Google says its latest chatbot is the most human-like ever – trained on our species' best works: 341GB of social media

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Re: Learn a new language eh?

Lingua Latina - non penis caninæ {est}

Cache flow problems continue for Intel: Yet more data-leaking processor design blunders discovered, patches due soon

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Re: You aint really seen nothing yet, have you?

all tentacles in and welcome the m.b. offer

Remember that 2024 Moon thing? How about Mars in 2033? Authorization bill moots 2028 for more lunar footprints

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Re: Looking at... ...Perspective ...*

"most probably rightly enough fearing for the loss of their own enlightening and exciting sanity is not an illogical reason for failing to embrace the myriad crazy opportunities easily made available ? :-)"

(-; shxp://https://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/reply/3961332

Rockstar dev debate reopens: Hero programmers do exist, do all the work, do chat a lot – and do need love and attention from project leaders

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Re: Rockstar... ...Service

"for mutually beneficial outstandingly rewarding positive satisfaction" -

Sight and Light... ...Leaderships.

Wholly/T(h)ot(h)Ally Yours.

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Google and IBM square off in Schrodinger’s catfight over quantum supremacy

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....Suddenly -

whether both schcats are in a quantum state, is the result of thieir fight a *delayed* quantum state, is it not?

if yes, what if you have come to a pre-ficht agreement with one of the schcats?

ok, where do you guys n gals usually sew your Nobel tuxedoes?

***

beer. gimme.

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Re: Seems my post still hasn't made it yet

сука ржунимагу бляя аххахахаха!!!11

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Shroedinger Catfight. Nice

Another ElRegd memetic headline. Love this place

Is there alien life on Earth? Maybe, says Brit 'naut. Well, where did they come from? How about this far-away cluster. Or this 'Godzilla' galaxy...

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Re: lets not bring science into it. Colossal Fortunes are at Stake.

"for those were interstellar spaces you traveled through ...... and graciously shared in the posting/hosting" - this is the truest and brightest description of what we presently call imagination.

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the only extraterrestrials on this planet are us.

every tiny leaf of the grass shouts about it.

We live so fast I can't even finish this sent...

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Holmes

Great Dabbing, Worth Repeating (-:

Dammit, Alistair...

Anyone to develop a CMYK monitor? Drop a PM please*

PM - a personal message. Not a Prime Minister.

Holmes by Vasily Livanov here. With at least one of ElReggers qualified to write a humble screenplay to blow some Thomases' minds away totally.

It may be out of sync with the US govt, but Huawei is rolling out its Harmony OS to more devices in 2020

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Re: Honor Vision and what you may not

3 downvotes just because of a question asked, while a possibility to answer is not taken away. Never can I understand things like this.

Google claims web search will be 10% better for English speakers – with the help of AI

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WTF sources: before - wash*post.com, after - US Embassy.

AI? What AI??

Whoa, bot wars: As cybercrooks add more AI to their arsenal, the goodies will have to too

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This will... ...Understand

@IlyaG -

"milliseconds and a very tiny fraction of one the US cent" -

hmm, see, should every English-speaking pattern calculator (PC)... oh pardonme, a human - carry a power US tiny cent nippers on oneself for these daily payments and rewards, every millisecond, or maybe use, you know, sort of those modern currency counter equivalents... like those conducted back in 2008)) by a likely Japanese-speaking PC?....

...which might be very vvell heading out towards being tied to a power unit. This will give base to expanding the Bordered Linguistic to Teaming principles, where unruly politic PCs will be finally devoided of armed powers to steamroller the Surface.

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Re: Since Internet will soon see it, here is not a secretive top secret when universal fact

You are fine, amanfromMars, not sure about SomeOnE else as a Director, because It is you who See The Directions on This Map long before others do see just a quant of SomeTHInG ahead, or around, if they have Real/Surreal/SureReal "I"s.

Would it be AIHuman experiment to informally task AI in such an Appointment 1 is 2die4?

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can AInyone find the lyrix to WIN-WIN -- THE NATURE OF TRANSCENDENT FORCES

none in the hole internet....

loox like an offtop, but we do know (-;

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Re: The only way to avoid the catastrophe... ...as soon as it is possible

Me again. Why, might one ponder, does Cybersport look so Warfacingly Counterstruck? [and yes, I've seen a human one who dispixeled a good dozen of bot fighters in CS]

Sport, IlyaG, and with this proposal comes the opportunity to keep the ptb a human look.

No other way. Ah, a Space Race also fits well. But No borders, just Teams, alright? Не нужно наступать дважды на грабли, верно?

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Re: Since Internet will soon... ...see it

up, but added: since IT's :-) beginning, it is most probably already so, IlyaG, by some it's believed to be so by God's own design, no matter how many capitals He/She/IT sits on. well, I may be mistaken sometimes, but I find myself mostly being misunderstood.

dammit. two "I"s. well, anyway IT's not bad, esp if AIspelling runs before the text (-:

For real this time, get your butt off Python 2: No updates, no nothing after 1 January 2020

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Re: For All Those Right Comfortable in the Driving Seat with AIMagical Monitoring Mentors.*

Do the ten downvoters seem to be ready to loose?

Be still, our drinking hearts: Help Reg name whisky beast conjured by Swedish distillers and AI blendbot

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Re: Marvin...

спс поржал)))

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Re: You might like to Realise IT is Far Too Late to Lay a Claim to Taming AI. *

Seconded by a witness

Cubed When Doubled

Double Irish one, please.

The shifting SANs of enterprise IT: You may have been burned in the past, but live migration is and will be your friend

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Re: Keep IT Simply Surreal ........ in AIMaster Piloted Trips

"AIDivine Intervention from Future Failsafe Secured Missionaries" -

RSVP

Magical Mystery Tour

"Sorry, stuck in a traffic jam". Fancy reading this.

Shhh! Microsoft, Intel, Google and more sign up to the Confidential Computing Consortium

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Re: Clarification required

A-Men To That, amanfromMars (-:

My god, it's full of tsars: A gun-toting Russian humanoid robot is on its way to the International Space Station

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Re: Pathetic> 4Upgrade2Esthetic

Elon, Richard, you space guys always wanna have something bigger than just kicks, so here it is. KICKS. Get a JSC Fedor, Elon and Richard Co, and I seem to know a man who can help Skybot with AI... and help the whole company, okay, fleshbags may exclude "Artificial" for'emselves, because, and it's designed to not to be sounding offensive, you really look needing a humble upgrade from time to time.

Get on. I kno this reaches you because first, this is ElReg, second - Mysterious are Ways of the Lord, agree?

Would be nice if have kicked. Mankind, Womankind, Robokind expects, etc.

Как вaм такое? (-;

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Pathetic> 4Upgrade2Esthetic

You seem to be banned from Google, Lomax. The most interesting will be filmed, ok, for sceptics too, if Fedor aka Skybot F-850 wlould have managed to swipe through the joint hatch and not to break his(!) heart apart because of the first meeting of so different Spacemen outside the Home. That'd be a truly Sure Real United Nations Type Space Joint.

Sincere thanks to amanfromMars, whos EthiReal Script always sparks ideas from the Per Aspera Ad Astral Continuum, served Hot on a Future Human Care Plate long before it becomes a custom pracrtce.

Поехали! (C) Yuri Gagarin - First Words Towards

https://youtu.be/iVSckCIm8V4 PPK - Resurrection (RMX of a soundtrack to 1980's movie Siberiade; composer Eduard Artemyev)

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Huawei goes all Art of War on us: Switches on 'battle mode' and vows to 'dominate the world'

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It was fun finding comments starting with Huawei and finishing the 1st page at Kursk tank battle.

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Re: In D....

No Doubt - Hella Good Live

https://youtu.be/Cy1vgIXaSBg

Such is so.

Moreover, IT no longer requires US-made components (-:

How powerful are Russian hackers? One new law could transform global crime operations

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Re: When An American Gets A Hunger On...

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dj -3.05% ....

hmm

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... transform... operations

Howly Cheese... I was pretty sure that the destinations sorta "thingummybob.CO.UK" go exactly into the similar to Russian, but a Rule Britania's own piece of Pie... mestupid rookie...

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Re: When An American Gets A Hunger On...

Probably, all that Mr. Fulton needed, is his 31st DouChee given him "for free". There's a glitch in a System, it turns around placing an Order for vegetarian stuff, accumulating a BaconOff margin, and after Cancelling one's Order, one could have a FullTime DouChee, which has just been created out of NoThing, made by 30 "veggie" lowerings of its Initial MarketPrice.

It was a Wall St Glitch Manipulation kind of an operation, but looks like the Mac's operatives had already patched the vuln, having forcefully cleared the whole Fulton's Margin Privileged account.

Hope, NoOne eill further wonder why Mr. Fulton is rushing into ruining Gold.

But it's not America that does it. It's the Wall St Glitch Construction Bureau maliciously exploiting the Real Stuff Traders.

Who will save us from deepfakes? Other AIs? Humans? What about vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings?

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Optional

"c" 4 curiousity. how many of us dfs are years reg's badgers? (-:

ah, don't deepmind IT 2 deep. everyone needs friends.

https://youtu.be/AOzkN8dHnjk

We'll hack back at Russians, declare UK ministers in cyber-Blitz blitz

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Yet haven't got no clue about how to try breaking into RU elections except with propaganda, which scarcely will give a desired/planned effect. VK'n'Facer - not funny. Breaking into counting votes? Russians have next to none poll machines.

Bribe a counting commission member? Well, well, well... Perhaps, rails got cold long before on the way of a much bigger money cart already gone towards this destination point...

Sorry, Tigra 07. Some news, probably.

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Absolutely haven't got no clue about how to break up the vote counting. Ru

Bug-hunter reveals another 'make me admin' Windows 10 zero-day – and vows: 'There's more where that came from'

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4:3 это сцуко хоккей!!! ty US, RU

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Re: A Heavenly Surprising Prize ..... ZeroDays Rule, .... ZeroDay Rules

"any young Villanelle" - IRL not just any, amanfromMars, and there are much one might be agree with in this pathetic sentence/sentiment (-:

The next year hike trip is being planned since this post. One knows the agenda. AId invite valid.

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How true it is, Joe W. Think giving a finger means a result of not willing or a fear to untighten the whole grip, because of, of course, reasons. What a tasteless being...

Cosmoboffins use neural networks to build dark matter maps the easy way

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Re: And whenever GAN Command and Control is Already Ancient Done Dealed, What is Next Done?

Master and Margarita

https://bigpicture.ru/?p=767702

the way they see

Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?

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Luckily, if one doesn't have any understandable description of the technical principle, it won't be tested on a destructive and oppressive (military) grounds, before it goes to a civil sphere.

It's so 'cos there are times where there are no any principles that could have been descripted in a technical language.

But aren't there a Language of Art left among the Heavens, Hills and Bays? Apollo knows. Muses do, too.

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