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Spectre rears its ugly head again as researchers show some RISC-V chips are susceptible

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Re: ...the GODs... ...already out there.

As4me, I find TPB and later Blogspot blogs of amfM the most valuable read in the net. That was phracking cool, and still is. Maybe laetusinpraesens.org as well, but laetus' linguistics is more complicated and requires some special time to read.

Moreover, been surprised to see that the English-speaking audience, which native language the blogs are written in, didn't, or even still doesn't understand what is that all about.

Nation of Shakespeare has to be more able to read and understand through long sentences.

I remember Moscow in the 90s and a matrix printer buzzing out conversations of Russia's PM Mr. Chernomyrdin's security men through cell phones just on the fly. I believe (-; the AI which only now cavitates on corks in the open, has already been there...

Hope I don't trouble amfM with posts like this, etc @Reg. If so, I should quit.

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India’s central bank wants AI to approve loans that humans would reject

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Re: Looks like Space Karen's Mars Mission has docked…

"carpet swarmed by 3.2 GigaWatts worth of bright blue doormat cephalopds" -

Wow, thanks for the idea! I'm really about to start selling it on EBay

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Re: Natozism

Sometimes people think they are clever and fall into self-made traps so easily... thank you for the stats in Ups and Downs, ElReg, it really inspires. In spite of national limitations to visit Some Sites by commentards from Some Countries made effective by SITPUB, the result is up, it's positive and that clearly demonstrates a minimal share of supporters of Natozism in the world of bits and bites which The Register [removed] represents proudly. It's, by the date, is SIX, based on the output in the Downvote section Just more and more people want a nuclear action, which i'm strongly opposite of. So the stats here is too low to push the button. TY once again. / 5573 S.o.S, T.S

https://youtube.com/shorts/Tfw_X04y6jg

new_wave_j ordinary-town /.xcpt

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Pint

Re: Digital Wuhan v. Khaki

Nah, Bebu sa Ware, but Question More, I believe there must be at least some of them

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Altz Gamer amendment

Dear, dear Reg. Please add a possibility for some of us poor Altz Gamers to add a string or two to the code placed here in Reg's Comments Vault in order to correct or complete the msg after the notorious 10 mins to edit option runs dry.

For instance, it could be a payable option, so The Reg could finally have something at least for a coffee. For MIR cards holders as well, please.

Previous string should read as "sandbox it was once brought to grow in", of course. Tank you.

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Digital Wuhan v. Khaki

My personal guess (-; is that the "modern" aggressive hammering policy of Natoism in Uran, Ikraine, etc, is FULLY based on a runaway rogue agent that captured all the base of Natoists.Guess which kingdom's base appears to be a digital Wuhan?

Good guess. Continue.

I don't have another explaination to that expressive aggressive intermissive series of fails and completely wrong, inhuman understanding of the reality outside the sandbox it was once brought to grow.

Would be there hope if that was a human who spreads this bitter butter on surface of the HQ's tables. But a human would remember how and where the world wars end and who ends them. No, this short-memoried, ill-mannered schmuck just appears to not know about it!

Time 4 Betty to go shopping once again, eh?

Devs to Anthropic, OpenAI, Cursor, and friends: Make security and privacy the default

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Re: Herding cats....

))

requires letters)

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Re: It's been a problem for years

That's just a hairy/shiny side of the coin, depending on whether you're an investor/investigator or, generally, not. Simplify. Complex matters tend to be unreliable for planning, at least, for the next 500 years...

https://youtu.be/HNz27dA9qhI?si=qDe9fD8bXzyCKwwZ

Money. 8-bit. No vocals.

Ah, sorry. PINK FLOYD.

OpenAI pledges to add Astra security as Anthropic loosens Fable's leash

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Re: All of urSystems belong to Them. And They are Quite Unlike You, Fortunately for Y’All ‽ .

Equals a good Hello (-;

Microsoft chief turns hostile on frontier AI labs, warns companies to guard their IP

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Coat

East Or West - East is Best?

https://en.iz.ru/en/node/2133682

The headquarters of the World AI Cooperation Organization will be located in Shanghai

Site: En iz Ru dot com... painting #1 white, with a green strip on IT

NASA says it will isolate volunteers from the outside world for a year

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Re: IT's a Mad, Bad, Sad, Rad Wwworld out There. And aint that a Gospel Truth

Some of us ElRegers (-; have an extraordinary ability to turn things funny side up, that's good, that's good... posessing the ability to make people keep tail up while the whole Universe is rushing towards its Inevitable End with the speed of gravity... and oh - does SANTA always enter through a chimney? Asking so, because in Some Countries there is a New Year and a Christmas, but there is no SANTA, but Grandpa Frost.... the one who mysteriously appears in a house in cold winter night, leaving non-Danaian gifts for those who did it well throughout a year...

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Re: "Elon died on the way to his new home planet"

Headin out to the outer space with the Russians sort of smoothed out the panic and hysteria after the kaunch of Sputnik. Apollo mission, etc, but whytf is iy going up again, how few needs to easily scare the shite out of the spherical hamster in vacuum...

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Re: IT's a Mad, Bad, Sad, Rad Wwworld out There. And aint that a Gospel Truth

Trying to avoid a pathetic tune, would only notice that playing the Satan's representative on Earth as one can imagine oneself a representative of God on Earth doesn't really make one really a representative of God on Earth, but this is not the case about the Satan. Such is the dreaming of posessing the power without rules. Banks and royal families, crediting the drug traffic in their desperate need for liquidity, shall and will be overthrown, they build an unholy throne for themselves, but, folks - in fact, they are the Satan himself, according to the QMech. The wannabe powerful blokes and gals opened the Gate, and what a pleasure for the likes of them to press Downvote...

Would anyone still choose the side one is @? Rhetorical, because long the choice isn't of their own.

...and now they want to flee, yield, run away from our Planet Home, having made it impossible to keep the Man on surface...

It's looking like a hot, messy summer for security teams as AI finds countless previously hidden vulns

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Re: Patterns in the Noise

@"How to start a movement" -

the concept of which is vary, thousands of them. Another great inspiring post of yours, amfM.

Some men wear blue, some wear green, and some just also have common sense:

https://youtu.be/997YDX-VVGc

BMG and such.

Just Say Start. No Nikes)

Britain sending Ukraine an extra 30,000 drones – now 150,000 all up

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Re: Standard Operating Procedure

Wanna make it clear.

The two Russian guys you talk about were interested of the causes of surprisingly high rate of deaths of British junkies, connected with Fentanyl, in just one district of UK. Unluckily for the national pride, the concentration and fingerprints led to a local British lab that were either testing or just pushing the fcuking drug in combat concentration on streets. Cannot say Im sorta sorry for having disappointed one, if one suddenly didn't know the subj.

Skripal is a traitor, of course, but... hey, Jacko, grab ur ass and hit da road.

This way, please.

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As one with brain can understand from reading the comments, some people know the weight of the books on History. Others obviously read Mein Kampf and smth on satanism.

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"capable of stopping BOTH Russia and CHINA" - of stopping from further development and smart natural magnetism. One's disrespected masters must be tearing their last anus hair seeing that the countries still keep theit faith, national roots and brisk, inspite of all that West tried to make an impact with.

Oy City, grief and voes come on you if your ritzy ways and snazzy talk goes further... well ok, as you wish.

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I wonder how and from whom our not respected European politics find the resources and absolutely headless bravery to опиздюливаться from Russian forces every approx 80 yrs?

Boys, girls, bad news for you if youre into that. This will be Last Time In Clerkenwell. No more reps. It becomes quite fckn boring.

Of course you'll not take it for serious... https://youtu.be/v2gBZwsXx8g

Budovsky. Last Time In Clerkenwell

Twitter, aka X, tops charts for misinformation, EU official says

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Re: Twitter / X is a sewer

formula 1 is the key. just watch the ads on boards of the bolids, and compare the frequency of its appearance before your eyes in other media presented to you, with the visualisation of the intetconnected paths @ laetusinpraesens.org * . then you will find which exactly creature's tentacles are near to grasp your whole being and, possibly, how much and by what means it's intended to pump some jam off your jar

but then your life will never be the same, Andy Non. R U ready?

*lifehack. always hits the bullseye. x is a life-saver. might be, if you have the guts

Researchers train an AI system to find extraterrestrial life

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Trollface

Shit Detection Script Needed

Most of the time(s) those searching for life find its shit first

If the newfound plop is too big, then it happens so that shit meets the searchers' shit in an instant... hmm, say, on a contemporary level. I have the courage to state it having had.. has having... ohmyEnglish... hunting a bear coupla'times

Question: is there any subroutine or a tiny misagent trained to detect shit where the AI is laying its paths in search for life?

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Re: Why @ Pink Panther

'tis alright, Reg. unfortunately, these aren't manic posts, just ty for hosting this, you are The Lantern Tower. you may stop reading through this nonsense further.

- there is *no* Such Device in the Visible Sector, while You or not you crawl towards its broadbanded location;

- there *is* Such Device Every Where while You or not you Let it be and Unhunt -

https://youtu.be/NFh2lsaRKhU?si=DaA7PYCKOIeAgxVA

A-HA - The Weight Of The Wind

keep the following closer to Your and Our hearts' Heart while Chasing The Ways of the Wind -

"how do you know this? are you clever?"

"no. i'm tricky"

@ https://youtu.be/B9QtYhVBrZ4#t=03m27s

"being frank, i don't have neither bagels, nor money; but not in these the happines is" -

@ https://youtu.be/B9QtYhVBrZ4#t=03m40s

"fly, fly petal fly

through the west to east benigh

through the south and through the north

circle it all and come back forth

as soon as you touch the ground

let it be in my command -

@ https://youtu.be/B9QtYhVBrZ4#t=04m49s

Seven-Petal Flower, Soyuzmultfilm, 1948

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Why @ Pink Panther

Just when you are so much wanted to be by the side and behind the w....

https://youtu.be/5PQ15t1DKt8?si=L3z0juqBdEOLfYnh

Dave Gahan ft Lana Del Rey - ILLUSION (VNV Nation AI Cover)

https://youtu.be/IFpZn7ZhDjU?si=jytZTOlIbbJbChQO

Ivan Kozlovskiy - THE EVENING BELLS

88 НЛД

If you're cautious about using ML and bots at work, that's not a bad idea

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Coat

Re: The... ...Real and Existential... ...@amanfromMars

re: "...something you cannot shouldn't ever say if you want anyone/anything to think you have any intelligence worth saving at all, is AI isn’t generous and doesn’t have a heart ......." -

I would willingly witness hereby that, as a matter of fact, it does*. Moreover, it has necessary means to protect itself both from any threat and from epically erroneous, erratic taking its politeness as its weakness.

Bravo, Doc. Painting white #1 in Green again.

*while anyone may reside in knowledge of me having no any intelligence worth saving at all (-;

Signal adopts new alphabet jumble to protect chats from quantum computers

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Re: ...Born... ...aka...@Tail Up

I *believe* it's become

. at least

. :more comprehensible

. at least

. :on Sep 24th

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Re: ...Born... ...aka...

Aloha Merl et al

It's a wonderful news you bring in concert

Yet 3 to 5 considerable almighty letters are still thoroughly missed/yet carefully avoided to be righteously placed between W.R.A and G.O.D

Or is this just me humbly thinking them should be there.... but they should not?

Probe reveals previously secret Israeli spyware that infects targets via ads

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Joke

Re: ...the... ...Tunes Deliver.... ...Hope

(-:

maybe this:

https://youtu.be/kK0rpKOEAt0?si=TWr7aELPh2eHLGSM

ATOM Pink Floyd - A Great GIAGP In The Sky??

[me just kidding. in fact, the song title reads as always]

lurk moar

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Re: P. A. P. A. does.

thumbs up for this, amanfromMars, and - indeed, timing is everything and per singula

https://youtu.be/s5yS5QZuAQw?si=tW9yvdJcww8KTqJc

DAVE ACADEMY - Onr of these days / Pink Floyd cover

Huawei replaces ERP with homebrew effort, claims it’s perfect and shows company will thrive despite sanctions

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Coat

RYG RGB

Why not remove the Question Marx where removal is Tullamore?

Still teaching the AIGents... painting #1 White on Green with the help of a Green Ruler

(-;

Cisco Moscow trashed offices as it quit Putin's putrid pariah state

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don't you worry, Cisco will be back to Russia after doing some understandable reverances. it's not a business decision - to loose profit because of putrid "national" US and EU lawmaking policy

US, NATO military plans leak: Actual war strategy or pro-Kremlin shenanigans?

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Re: Vladimir

Do you mean Vladimir Lenin, lying peacefully in his Mausoleum? Is that really Saxon - attacking those who won't notice you, thus you suppose they will do you "creepy creature" no harm, and that you can exercise all the rainbow of offensive syllables being quite sure you fulfill a kind of a noble mission... how sad then of the Saxons...

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Confuuusee))

dude, they serve what you say only in military prisons, have you just issued a prophecy?

US Air Force reveals B-21 Raider stealth bomber that'll fly the unfriendly skies

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Re: Demented... ...does

No bank would credit Hollywood filming such a screenplay. The scales are turning to the 3rd block's favo(u)r, just see the reaction, in a simpliest way confirming that the hands on iit are led by, at least, naivety.

'Russian missiles can't destroy the cloud': Ukraine leader describes emergency migration

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Re: Oh... ...nowadays

no time to surf the Sources, no knowledge of foreign languages, it's understandable

bit will it be forgiven when the Veil falls from their eyes?

be forewarned if, by unlucky chance, you don't know thst ideas like pseufo-Ukrainian Neo-Nazism swiftly reborn into stinky worms, devastating the Inbox and putting inside of it the Satanic substanse instead of brain

not a Human then any more

no forgiving then any longer

it was your choice - to stick with the Hand that fills the Trough, faking the bright idea of Jaws that Bite the Hand that Feeds IT, and carefully avoiding to think independently

cowardous it is, or foolish? are you to choose tonight and tomorrow

but the reality has a door much heavier to open than these two ones above

nect five years will tell you the word which my tongue refuses to pronounce

get through it, loose the vainly vanished vein of thinking self-righteously and slavishly, never trying to look out to see the Out There

Time will rip your skin of your wrong choice off the God-given flesh then, and God blessed you if madness and sorrow and Hell not followed you till the Last Stop

.

dixi

European Parliament Putin things back together after cyber attack

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Cordially UP for this, Mepersonally cares not about Putin, as he is a big boy already, but за Родину обидно. A natural rush of horde of trolls speaking quite a poor English language, which fact doubles the offence (-:

William Shakespeare must be rotating in his grave producing electricity! making vast arrays of flashes in the sky! lotsa them!

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The Europesn-scale Troubles was... have been? в общем, были clearly seen starting the day before a Crysis' 2008 (no, kids, not a game, the things have gone much further since)

Witnessed, Checked, Passed to Go

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Re: a sophisticated cyberattack

EIZENPHUNK - Pong

https://youtu.be/cNAdtkSjSps

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Re: Oh we must have some Putin love children in the house

UP

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Happy

Re: Poke the Bear and get a reaction

What a nice headline, beside the below, but...

...so hard to recognise whether the w0rd you read was written by a merch of a antiddos hw of EU govt - or is it just some sofa warrior BearBoquist tryin' to grow a pair? не так ли, товарищ?

"а нам

по барабану" ("we no give a fcuk") by Zivert

the video begins from the word "Family", if something, and thanks for understanding the message correctly (-;

https://youtu.be/usy6l6sEr7g

Zivert - Wake Up

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Chinese employers sought a million hard core AI techies in five years

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Re: Ha......"growth"......but not in the UK!!!

Much of the Chinese growth is a leap through the old-style management and tech with the help of the existing "Western" tech-innova, wise ruling, excellence of the Chinese economic intelligence, labour discipline and low salary during the period of the said growth

God forgive the England. It is harder for the UK to follow the Chinese experience, because even though the country has set a Chinese kevel of the wages for workers, but - where to take the innova from? The extraterrestrials who could lend some, as there is no West for the UK, don't show in the UK, why?

Maybe too much Liz give no Ard :)

Japan officially joins NATO's cyber defense center

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Just in case if....

...if you missed these short, but full of action and politics, videos - know, people, that you, probably, are not so well informed yet/TV-informed yet

just find yourself sitting in a chair watching this

comments, please

https://youtu.be/z0PGK7a2IFo

there are two more of this kind

Don't Miss Their Order (of appearance (-; )

Bonus : Popcorn Special - https://youtu.be/-hn-5nnYMic

International. Enjoy

Ex-NSA trio who spied on Americans for UAE now banned from arms exports

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Mushroom

Re: One... ...On

Wold JA be still breathing the air of any Room he's in, if just anything that really matters yet, would slip away from his followers, or just, pardon me, be trendy?

Court is ordered to legalise ritual blood. Only then the predatory nature of every inch of Deep Tower* will release currently taken on-hold Dark Power which, being awaken and demanding food, began to devour he most juicy part of society - its Collective Voice Assembly.

Something in the Cloud could tell one it would again be recognised widely as simple fascism.

But some name it Satanism.

*Hint: it's not built High Above to blow it away. It's dug Deep Underground, which case demands myriads of Shovels.

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77% of security leaders fear we’re in perpetual cyberwar from now on

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Happy

Re: The Epic... ... Game to Play

Fancy a new Russian Yandex neurobush Balaboba refuses to generate output when using amanfromMars' name because, as it says, it's not allowed for the net to genetate texts about religion.

Sorta Suddenly Stunned...

Now does ElReg have IT's GOD (-:

Moar out when the opening 'a' is omitted, with much more relevance.

Think Russians know something. Maybe, they just simply question more?

Congrats, Doc!

Ukraine asks ICANN to delete all Russian domains

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Тем временем / Meanwhile...

... a concerted collective of sorta frustrated, but somehow humo(u)rous creatures discuss how to destroy a friendly country which finds stability in Europe one of the main condition of its own well-being -

a Russian rocket "Soyuz 2.1b*" is about to launch 36 British "OneWeb" sputniks from Baikonur, Kazakhstan / March 2, 2022 / https://ria.ru/amp/20220302/baykonur-1775965542.html , please use VPN because of protection from DDos caused by the decision of the rulers of Anonymous.

Oh. Did I say "Sputniks"?

Satellites, of course, as it is clearly written in a contract in two languages.

*Soyuz / Союз (Rus) - Union.

2.1 beta

Russia is the advanced persistent threat that just triggered. Ready?

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Dismissed, possibly, NATO will be...

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Re: Airgap Russia?

And you may speak Russian freely here, vagon00

UK Computer Misuse Act reformers visit Parliament

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And Somewhere...

Sorry for this possible Little Inconvenience, All Involved -

https://youtu.be/Vzj-dm-tHRc

...and we know where it all begins -and where it may end:

https://youtu.be/cddOwwucAJA

witha an addon Nukes Changing into Flowers is Sure Real.

https://youtu.be/cddOwwucAJA

Depeche Mode - 2 Have and 2 Hold

See, British

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Re: Haven T

"influential novel players" -

I believe, it's not the posers from the Anonymous Movt which leading figures(sic!)/stunt men so generously help TPTB combine the as-cheap-as-never Fake of Paper Reality (i.e. not the Denial of Service, DoS, but a Denial of Reality, DoR), which could cost a great lot to the likes of the BB Club figures, choose they a less unusual and more ontheground way of shutting the opponent.... so costly for Powers and so Sweet Pie'd for Twitter Pumpets... Assistants of Nazis.

S.o.S,

T.S.,

T.F.

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Re: Haven't you been... ...changed

"Service is not available in your region" -

Ёбаный стыд...

"Was there ever before a greater opportunity to engage with something radically different and Great Game changing?" - yes, there was... and it's also just another lazy little flash of Tide for a tiny piece of sand on the layer/Lodge of Ocean (-:

Well, you know. Thank you for your swift and encouraging reply.

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Re: Haven't you been told or not yet realise, the old order of things is fundamentally changed

Been heard, amanfrimMars, or somewhat similar::/

"Putin called a meeting on the economy in connection with the "change of reality""

https://www.mk.ru/economics/2022/02/28/putin-sozval-soveshhanie-po-ekonomike-v-svyazi-s-izmeneniem-realnosti.html

Beers, and - have a nice day, amfM.

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