* Posts by DaveNotAMonkey

4 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Nov 2011

Apple iPhone owners are the most loyal smartphone buyers

DaveNotAMonkey
FAIL

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/apr/20/iphone-tracking-prompts-privacy-fears

DaveNotAMonkey
Childcatcher

Sheeple

Every time I go past the Apple stores in Covent Garden and Regent St, my heart sinks a little for humanity. Isn't it a little sad that, on one of your two days off in the week, you decide to go and sit upstairs in what must be the "Apple cafe" (assuming you wait long enough in the queue outside the store) to be with other "likeminded" Apple fans?

I find the whole obsessive cult of Apple a little creepy and insidious. The reality behind the shiny low-density stores is a sweat-shop workforce, producing products high on style low on substance.

disclaimer: I own neither Apple nor Android smartphones. I am 30 y.o and am otherwise entirely integrated into modern life.

Brussels: Water cannot be sold as remedy for dehydration

DaveNotAMonkey
Megaphone

Why do we need this piece of legislation in the first place? Why do we need this level of interference from the EU? What on earth is the justification for wasting resources "investigating" this? Only in the labyrinthine, profligate corridors of the EU can this be allowed to happen. And at who's expense? (no, not the WHO)

When the entire continent is on it's knees (as indeed it was back in February), why the hell are these idiots torching time, effort and money on this?

I happen to be a scientist, and I must say this journal "paper" is shoddy. It's not my field, but it reads like legalistic crap. Moreover, to receive funding for my work, I must demonstrate that it has scientific value. Does this have scientific value? Have we learnt from this?

UK citizens, let's get out now. Referendum v2.0:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/20133

DaveNotAMonkey
Unhappy

Fine.

"Water may be used to aid rehydration as part of a sensible hydration programme. People suffering from dehydration should consult with their pharmacist or doctor before using this treatment"

Happy?

This is what the world is coming to. Sad.