Posts by Battle Stations

NHS staff rapped for gossiping about patients on Facebook

It's a worry ....

During Consultant rounds this morning, Mr Ben O'Brian shit in the bed again. Nursing staff are furious. O'Brian is the Consultant. The patient felt too ill to comment.

Fanboi called 911 repeatedly because iPhone didn't work

worra twat

They should throw the book at the selfish dimwit.

Americans' right to hang fake balls on trucks left dangling

Aaagh!

OMG ! I recognise that scrotum ! I wondered where I left it. Commensurate reward offered for safe return ....

US Army orders more Judge Dredd smartgun ammo

Like it matters !

You need to get out more, dude !

Court forces bisexual budgie smuggling blogger to go down

Not so

When did you last hear Hoover grumbling about every vacuum cleaner and its dog being called "the Hoover" ?