* Posts by Lefticus Left

11 posts • joined 4 Nov 2011

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

Lefticus Left

Can they make it the same sound as the Engine noise in Continental Circus? ;)

Capita forced to pay out £66m to investors over Connaught fund farce

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Re: Crapita

The Irony of this happening to a company who's nucleus was a spin-off of the CIPFA should be lost on no-one!

One-way Martian ticket: Pick passengers for Musk's first Mars pioneer squad

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Devil

Re: Noel Edmonds

#poeticfuckingjustice

Serco slashes profit outlook thanks to call centre biz exit

Lefticus Left

Couldn't have happened to a nicer company??

I dunno.....maybe Capita!!

175,000 whinge to Microsoft about phone tech support scams

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Facepalm

Fools and their Money.....

Just Sayin'

P.S - I LOVE F*cking with them too! :)

NIST's quantum boffins have TELEPORTED stuff over a HUNDRED KILOMETRES

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Boffin

"No news on people beaming around via excitable S̶c̶o̶t̶s̶ Canadians."

TFTFY.....

British Second World War codebreaker Alan Turing receives Royal pardon

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Thumb Up

About F*cking Time!!

WAY WAY WAY too late (about 61 years, actually)

Windows XP support ends two years from now

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Meh

What about Windows 2000 pro

Or does that not qualify as a Desktop OS either?

Busty Ohio mannequin survives assassination attempt

Lefticus Left
Holmes

ORLY??

"That's what happens when an idiot does something stupid."

You live in the US - it's full of them!

Surely your used to them by now!!!

Hackers mistake French rugby site for German stock exchange

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WTF?

EPIC FAIL

Idiots!! (just like the ones attacking Pediatricians)

IT'S NOT EVEN SPELLED THE SAME FFS!!!!

That is all!

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