* Posts by Zee_SS

8 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Nov 2011

China's Jade Rabbit moon rover might have DIED in the NIGHT after 'abnormality'

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Necessary?

Superfluous anthropomorphism. It just comes off weird and more than a little patronising, unless it was a response to a question from a 6-year-old. It does sound sad though.

Summarized in headlines around the world:

'Battery-powered rabbit creates warm feeling inside Chinese population'

New Apple keyboard patent may spell trouble for Android

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Re: The US Patent Office

On top of the obvious drug feeding they probably have targets to meet based on the number of applications deemed successful. They should all be re-educated in order to better understand that a successful application is not celebrating success of the US Patent Office, it is the successful demonstration of a patent's innovation.

It must be tough trawling through all the sh(te they have to read, imagine studying a patent for days on end and then having to constantly use the 'reject' stamp with it's worn, stubby, dry and cracking rubber whilst the fresh, moist, green and supple 'approved' stamp stands perky on the other side of the desk.

Apple seeks permission to kick Kodak's corpse

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: eengleesh

As not a single one of you picked up on "now a days" I am officially removing all back-patting privileges.

Nowadays has been happy together for quite some time now.

Tablet sales said to surge fivefold in five years

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Earplugs please...

Imagine being surrounded in Starbucks by an amateur porn-writer, a self-help author and someone tweeting about their love of all things Bieber.

There would be massive sales of discreet earplugs or a lot of people coaching themselves through a thoroughly embarrassing wank.

Apple's iPad not so shiny once you get it home

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Re: Exactly

Damn, you're right I just spoke to the 4 people who got the iPads and they all said it was because Android doesn't have Garageband.

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Unhappy

It really is that pathetic

I got a Transformer when it first came out. I took it into the office and showed it to a few people including an iPad2 owner who took the opportunity to flash his kit off too.

Everyone to a man agreed that the amazing functionality of the extra battery, decent keyboard, SD card slot and USB port had the Transformer winning hands down in a direct comparison.

6 months later and 4 of them now own an iPad2 and none of 'em plumped for the Asus.

It is a pathetic display of brand fealty (FAILty?) over function.

Why your tech CV sucks

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Re: Good point about foreign names

Almost there David, a few years to go yet though.

Romanian and Bulgarian citizens are not yet automatically allowed to work in the UK and from what the Migration Advisory Committee said recently they look like they have a bit longer to wait too.

Martian simnauts emerge from spaceship outside Moscow

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Pint

That must have reeked!!

The place would be hangin' with man smells.

I bet opening the door was like opening a tube of rank cheesey pringles.