Re: Recipe for success
I don't know; you could do better than that with a bit of marketing:
1. Get Samples
2. Look at origin post mark.
If American, tell them they're Irish with a dash of Native American. I swear pretending they're Irish is the American national hobby and a touch of Native American makes you seem interesting and special.
Northern UK? Tell them they're Vikings
Southern UK? Tell them they're related to the Plantagenet royal line
I'm sure there's some others I could offend with a bit of research.
3. Look at surnames. If they give you an obvious clue, make it up on those grounds
4. Still be more accurate than the existing players
5. Give all the money to company directors and declare bankruptcy before people sue you for fraud.