Posts by Rogers

YouTube's IE6 support dies on March 13

Death to IE6

http://deathtoie6.com/ - go on, you know you want to, all you webmasters out there.

Swine flu will [enter scare words here]...

Oh no it's the end of the world..

Correction - merely the Aporkalypse.

Wi-Fi Beeb viewing may break law

IT's about bloody time...

....that they scrapped the licence and paid the beeb out of general taxation. Le't s face it, 99.9% of us watch TV, so stuff the 0.1% who don't.

It would save millions on actually having to enforce and collect licence fees. No...... wait...... Ahh that's why the bastards continue with this pile of pants scheme - they're doubtless making more on fining people that from the licence themselves

BOFH-loving botmaster wants life as security consultant

Cut His Goolies Off

That is all.

Need a new set of b*llocks? Try Argos

Chav Search

Given that only a chav would buy from Argos (Elizabeth Duke - need I say more?),

Argos are obviously smart enought to realise that chav's can't spell, which is why it's doing some sort of mangling of the search, stripping out vowels, S and double letters.

For instance:

C*nt -> cnt -> matches count

Minge -> mng -> Menage (but not Minogue, or Hilton)

Bollocks -> blck -> Block

It's funny, but they're just catering for their customer base.

UK mulls drink-drive limit cut

"Public Information Gathering Service"

I can't believe no one else snorted into their morning coffee with that rather brilliant acronym!

But seriously, raise the drinking age to 21, ban alcopops (I never drank as a kid coz it tasted 'orrible). A zero limit is stupid it will catch people who've eaten to much trifle at granny's. 50 is probably about right.

Oh yeah,. and crush the car of convicted drivers!

We crush cars if we commit the heinous sin of not paying enough road tax (like that ever killed anybody) but we let drunk drivers hold on to their wheels and drive while disqualified. Tax is more important than lives, obviously.