Posts by Arfur Smiff

New Zealand Prime Minister apologizes for Dotcom spying

Re: Bravo the NZ PM!

Yes I can but only if it's in their self interrest. These people are politicians, they'll do anything.

Wanted by NZ police...

I hear they're looking at improving their professionalism and standards and are looking for a training organisation that can help. Can any one provide the contact details of the Keystone cops to them? Please for f's sake provide a real address, one that doesn't need checking or validating, it's confusing to them.

New Zealand softens software patent ban

Loosed for words

The NZ government and it's gimp politicians feel the cold, evil hands of the US again.......

Video shows armed assault on Kim Dotcom family home

S.T.G raid

Or the Stupid Tactics Group as we like to call them. This is what happens when your police force spends all it's time watching American cop shows. Took them 13 minutes to find him. In a house.

Neurotrash creativity 'expert' created Dylan quotes from thin air

unintentional misquotations

I like that. I wonder who the first celebritwat to unintentionally mis-tweet or mis-facbook is going to be?

What happens when Facebook follows MySpace?

Loosed for words

Yeah I'm using a similar service. Stores me photos etc there for me. It's called Megaupload or something. Reminds me I must up load the boys latest birthday photos to it..........

ACTA can't get its act together

You'll have to get in behind NZ

Who'll be racing to get there first, with no pants on, painted red white blue offering not only to bend over but to slobber all over whatever parts its asked to.

Google plants rainbow flag in anti-gay countries

forget

the homos google, when are you going to start a pay your fair share of taxes campaign?

Facebook tests parental-guidance tools in plan to pull in under-13s

Oh,

I thought they were going to figure out a way for the over thirteens to use it.

Google to offer cyberwar defence advice to Gmail users

Re: So I will

“we can’t go into the details without giving away information that would be helpful [to the] bad actors”.

Oh thats a shame, I guess Tom Cruise misses out again.

Legendary sci-fi fantasy author Ray Bradbury exits planet Earth

Ray Bradbury dead

Wow, that was unexpected...

Cheques not checking out just yet

Loosed for words

for me, unless I want to drive 10KM's to get an internet connection.

Rural are that will never ever get broadband. The end.

Zuckerberg blew $1bn on Instagram 'without telling Facebook board'

Re: 13 employees and no cash flow

Ahh, you've got a 'brand' then?

TNZ braves the demerger with strong profits

Dim witted actor != tech commentator

Fry should stick to acting and using his gay iphone crusing app. Thats his limit. Why any one listens to him is beyond belief.

Megaupload honcho sprung from slammer (for now)

Go the fat man!

Biz bazaar Alibaba goes private, watches shares soar

ala kazoo share price $14.52

Met Office wants better supercomputer to predict extreme weather

Loosed for words

"You might as well try to describe the colour of London as seen from Google Earth in 10 words or less."

Grey and brown?

UK crime-busters knock hiphop site off the Internet

Meanwhile....

In a game of SOCA today Smisham FC beat Fuggles United 2-0

Phages: The powerful new bio-ammo in superbug war

If I was an alien

I'd like to look like that....

Apple's cloud music service 'WIPES your iPHONE'

'loose you signal"?

As opposed to tighten your signal?

Lose, lose, lose. It's lose. Loose is the opposite of tight. Lose means you've lost something. Why o why is this bad England creeping in?

NASA: 2012 solar flares could DEVASTATE CITIES!

Yes, but,

Who's to blame for this? Will there be and inquiry into it? What health and safety precautions should we take? More importantly from whom do we seek compensation?

Mobile scaremongers want warning stickers on EVERYTHING

What about that survey done by Motorhead

that said you'd be killed by death?

Ultrabooks will rescue PC industry – beancounters

I'm waiting for the

Super Max Extreme++ Ultrabook 99 versions to come out

China's web biz bosses crank up gossip crackdown

Using the summit as an excuse

the government's State Internet Information Office met with the chiefs of 40 or so companies to see what was available in the way of fees, bribes and kickbacks.

AT&T survey: Cloud computing saves cash, planet

Survey commissioned by Vendor X

says Vendor X is the mostest awesome Vendor. Yay.

Universal Music sued by its artists over downloads dosh

Loosed for words

Thank fcuk for that. This has been bugging me for ages.

Catholic Bishops: 'Would you mind not bringing guns to church?'

I'm all for

the AK47, God's weapon of choice.

Top GCHQ spook warns of 'disturbing' levels of cyber-raids

Isn't this Hague bloke

A class 'A' super-muppet?