* Posts by Ageless Stranger

31 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Oct 2011

'Secret Pentagon papers' show China hacked into Patriot missile system

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Why are these "secret" files available via a public network? You would think that they would be on a closed network

Ed Miliband brands Google's UK tax avoidance 'WRONG'

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What about Apple's tax avoidance?

Is Mr Miliband a fanboi?

Dunkin' Donuts temps S Korea with ultrasonic tags

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...eating baked goods for breakfast with ultrasonic tags...


Jokes of no more than 2 lines

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What's the definition of faith?

Something you wash with thoap

Is this the first ever web page? If not, CERN would like to know

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Re: Surely this is all recorded

I don't see how, the wayback machine started in 2002


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Re: For anyone who wants to hear the sound of a male Gelada

or simply listen to any song by Justin Bieber

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missing link between human speech and monkey chatter


ANCIENT CURSED RING known to TOLKIEN goes on display

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My wedding ring

was ancient and cursed

Roomba dust-bust bot bods one step closer to ROBOBUTLERS

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Re: The ability-

It's vital if you are blind and would rather not wipe your arse with pringles

TodDANG! Rampaging monkeys storm Indonesian village

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Re: Shakespere to the rescue

I'm sure they could knock out a new (better) version of windows in half the time it would take to write a sonnet.

Just too damn lazy to reach your phone? Pick up the remote

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What if you are too lazy to pick up the remote?

Will there be a remote for the remote?

I can see this getting recursive.

Facebook tests paid post promotion

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Theres a better way to tell your friends

Tell your friends, that's it, it's simple, effective and more importantly FREE!

Ape Apps help Orangutans talk to people

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How many times have the apes selected this number?

Sega squirts urinal game console onto shop shelves

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This story is exactly one month too late

nuff said

Basic instinct: how we used to code

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running into a shop and typing

10 print "Program: Elite 2"

20 randomize usr 1310

on a spectrum, leaving the confused shop keep thinking Elite 2 is out

US doc finally fingers elusive G-spot

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Re: Is it only dead women..

And feminists too (apparently)

Ten... eight-bit classic games

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Where was Jet Set Willy

Surely that was the pinnacle of Speccy gaming?

Life on Mars found – in 1976

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Thanks El Reg!

I now have a David Bowie ear worm, you have ruined my weekend

Windows XP support ends two years from now

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Support will end?

How many times have they come up with this line? I'll believe it when Ronald McDonald is prime minister!

Florida man 'fesses to naked Scarlett Johansson outrage

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Playmobil or it didnt happen

Met plod will use 1980s software to police Olympics

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Will it be running on a ZX spectrum?

No 10 develops Terminator iPad app 'to fire ministers'

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...and are we as honest tax paying citizens expected to foot the bill for the exquisite random number generator?

GIANT blood-guzzling Jurassic fleas ambushed dino prey

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Re: Not for the squeamish

They are called politicians. A name formed from the root words poly - meaning many and ticks - which are these so called blood sucking insects.

Apple issues invitations to March 7 iPad roll-out

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Oooh oooh! I'm so excited, I've got to get myself one of...oh look doughnuts!

Rhapsody nabs Napster UK

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I wonder if they will host any Metallica

Fire bad!

McDonald's punters offered sex in exchange for Chicken McNuggets

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All she said was "would you like a job blowing this? It's too hot"


Rock star physicist Cox: Neutrinos won't help us cheat time

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The answer to time travel

88 mph

Everyone knows that...

Half of Britain now owns a smartphone

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Owning a smartphone does not make the average brit smarter

...however they seem to think it does...

Steve Jobs' last words: 'OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.'

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He saw a google fondeslab

Maybe someone playing with the latest Android OS caught his eye......