Posts by Colin Bain

China’s first reusable rocket explodes, but its onboard Ethernet network flew

Printers

Wondering if fax machines are still being produced despite their continuing use

Rhyme is the key to set AIs free when verse outsmarts security

At Last!

Finally, a productive use for poetry and a vindication for all those teachers of English. They can now justify many more millions of currency to bolster up their departments because they have a subject with a payoff.

Wikidata: Attempting to bridge FOSS ideals and direct democracy

Wikiflix Anonymous

The link to Wikiflix returns a black screen.

This gets you there https://wikiflix.toolforge.org/

Some signs of AI model collapse begin to reveal themselves

Re: Amazon Q

I have the same problem with using Hey Google

Although there is a parallel in detective stories when a solution is found when someone says, are we asking the right question

AI behaves like humans

Who would have thought that AI would mirror and magnify the best and worst traits of humans. I was really struck by the parallel between AI collapse and the collapse of leaders. Often powerful leaders get stuck in the same pattern of believing their own bs and losing perspective. The thing that determines how long they last is when people don't get what they want from kowtowung to the power. The power we are giving to AI (the computer says it so it must be so) is horrifying. Almost as horrifying as the power we give to political, business, military and law enforcement. Post Office, tainted blood etc.

AI means human information in, inhumanity out, just like life

AI can't replace devs until it understands office politics

Real communication

The real issue highlighted is having those who code and develop able to listen properly to the end users, not just the buyers and waters. Also vice versa.

AI is not going to do that. And the folks with the money won't want either their wants to be wrong, or changed. So end users and receivers of services will be over ruled, and forced to make it work and will not be heard so they just get on with it. . And then when things start to slide, non end users will wonder why and what went wrong, and where did these weird end runs come from and why they are cluttering up their perfect products.

It has always happened and with AI there is another even more inflexible slae driver. "If AI says it, then it must so!" And if unhelpful chatbots are anything to go by, God is our only hope!

Europe plots escape hatch from enshittification of search

Duck duck go, no AI

Thanks

Official abuse of state security has always been bad, now it's horrifying

The state is people

Often as in this article, the term "The state" is used. More properly it is individuals in power positions rather than the anonymous "state". Using state implies a non stoppable machine like process rather than individuals abusing and over reaching or changing the use of power in ways that are undemocratic and harmful to the very people the government is charged with ensuring their well being and protection.

While individuals are mentioned, Trump, McCarthy the emphasis should always be on the individuals abusing the power rather than some amorphous, unstoppable state apparatus.

For the people, by the people

Early mornings, late evenings, weekends. Useless users always demand support

Modern slavery

Along with zero hour contracts and unpaid internships, the 24/7 expectations are nothing more than slavery. It seems nothing much has changed since Queen Victoria reigned

Megan, AI recruiting agent, is on the job, giving bosses fewer reasons to hire in HR

Telling quite

The most useful comment among all the verbiage was that he doesn't have a metric to measure success.

Why buy something you don't know how to measure.

It is also through the process of hiring and onboarding that relationships are built. Taking the routine out of the human process leaves less to work with.

I guess we are stuck with this, but it is workers who will get paid less for the chairman's pension scheme!

Europe's largest local authority settles on ERP budget 5x original estimate

None of the above

Enterprise Resource Planning. Three words which are proved time and again to mean something individually but nothing when combined but cost a lot

AI hiring bias? Men with Anglo-Saxon names score lower in tech interviews

Not so artificial

So bottom line, AI behaves along the same lines as real human intelligence with inherent biases.

So on the one hand kudos - AI=HI

On the other hand, weren't we trying for something better?

Musk dreams of launching five Starships to Mars in two years

Anyone ...

Anyone, you, your family, your best buddies ..... as long as you have the cash, so not anybody

The future of AI/ML depends on the reality of today – and it's not pretty

If money want to make a difference for real....

I have seen the current non AI computer systems not actually work, on a huge scale e.g. Birmingham CITY council, just one council waste 250 million (quarter of a billion pounds!!) on an Oracle system that is never going to work and worse, make losses of potential promised savings, planned for, for years to come. Horizon - well we all know that one. The Canadian govt payroll susytem that bankrupted some employees. The HR system that was introduced by my employer with the specific promise that it worked fine in tbhe pilot, now being replaced. In part the finance department in a massive trust in their employees and a Scrooge like fist on finances did not pay for the orientation module, a modest 1% of total cost. The result was predictable, as a simple Google search would have shown. Some over paid for non entitled time off, under payments, TIME WASTED!

And speaking of Google, they could really help the world by not wasting the cash on these huge white elephants and just build some affordable housing. With all those brains they might even build a better home.

It is simply horrific this waste, not the money, that is bad enough, but the waste of human potential, and betterment, you know, the pursuit of happiness.

All we get these days is misery.

How deliciously binary: AI has yet to pay off – or is transforming business

Re: What works

Further proof of IT going wrong ... in Japan ironically - in the same weekly round up too!

https://www.theregister.com/2024/08/02/japan_smartcard_verification_app/?utm_medium=share&utm_content=article&utm_source=reddit

What works

The distinguishing mark of Google was that it delivered in a simple way, what the customers wanted.

The example of the AI scraping customer comments to deliver something they want is going to be skewed given that these are self selecting and also by fake responses. It seems like another investment in time and learning by employees in a system that will not deliver.

Given that many current IT systems, particularly the large one don't deliver even the kown goals eg Birminham Council IT extravaganza, ans the many many expensive failures to build integrated health care informtation systems, this is looking like "good" money (ie from the poorer masses) going after bad and ending up in off shore accounts. Money for nothing and ....

The companies reporting that they are using AI are just estimates - unreliable at best.

To say that you ouoght not to measure ROI with the massive investment figures being quoted is reprehensible. Spend money but we're not going to be able to know if it will be worth it. - That is no way to run a business - or a government!

What a world!

So you've built the best tablet, Apple. Show us why it matters

Re: No tech review, just an Ad review wtf?

https://youtu.be/NcUAQ2i5Tfo

Dutch government in panic mode over keeping ASML in the country

Hey Hey UK!

I note that UK was not mentioned as an option for relocation.

Immigration into UK is now over 600,000 a bit more than than the target in Camerons reign of 20,000.

All since 2016.

How ironic that Brexit was sold by having control over immigration and ended up by not having any control whatsoever.

Given that EU citizens have a high standard of education, even replacing them with developing country citizens is going to deskill the UK workforce.

Consequence - smart companies will avoid UK!

Hold up world, HP's all-in-one print subscription's about to land, and don't forget AI PCs

Corporate snooze button

As a personal consumer ho is the last printer I would buy based on my corporate experience. While corporates are essentially pushing the snooze button on complaints and prices, at some point they will wake up and ditch hp. HP is thinking like Kodak and Swiss watch makers.

Far better to copy the pharma model when generics become available. Either cut your prices to a smaller premium or set up their own cheaper alternative and keep the market with a better product. We all have had experience of cheap ink.

Holding people to ransom is not a long term strategy for success.

Shame about those wildfires. We'll just let the fossil fuel giants off the hook, then?

Tricky

Court calculations are by nature not exact, indeed far from it.

Also, the early 20th century US had many more fires than current figures even. Modern fire detection and expanded populations ensure that more fires are counted. Insurance losses are greater per fire..

More transparency is required.

Additionally, what proportion of the notional blame needs to be apportioned to government policy, or even individuals who heated homes with fossil fuels.

For me the bottom line is forget the blame game, we have decided for various reasons to change. Lets put the energy and creativity to that task!

Tenfold electric vehicles on 2030 roads could be a shock to the system

Peak.times

So incentivising off peak electric charging makes me wonder what off peak will actually end up being.

If we all go electric, peak demand will be overnight presumably which will make it the new peak.

Indeed, I suspect that going all electric for everything will mean no peak or off peak at all

Techies at Europe's biggest council have 8 weeks to pull finance reports from Oracle system

Not onerous by the Council

Switch to hit the fan as BT begins prep ahead of analog phone sunset

Real boonies

Just moved to Northern Ireland which although technically part of the UK is not mentioned here. That is not unusual I understand. I live in a square patch in the coverage which is an island of lower connectivity for reasons which seem to belong to the x files. Often I am restricted to 3G or less (according to my phone apparently).

Given that current talk is that NI is twenty years behind the rest of the UK, that might be a blessing. I'm figuring I won't last that long anyway for age reasons.

Alao.wondering what is going to happen to all that lovely copper wiring literally lying around in the the future. Will the price drop and its not worth digging up, or will.it be worth it?

UK government's newest department to lead mega ERP procurement

Simple equation

Government + tech + system update = Cost over-run + disaster+ time wasted+lives irredeemably damaged and suicides

Fujitsu admits it fluffed the fix for Japan’s flaky ID card scheme

Re: Spanish motorhome park example

Not in North America, but I realise that is not most countries

Open the pod bay doors, GPT, and see if you're smart enough for the real world

Real smarts are helpful

Can just get chat gp whatevers to design a help manual bot that actually can help or continuously produce updated actual FAQs, not just the AQ's made up by someone in sales and only wants yousers to know what they want them to know, not real life questions!!!!

Yeah, Rishi, it's AI that'll make Britain great again

How about making ...

How about making the tech that the gov has already made a mess of work. Horizon - Royal Mail (screw the sub postmasters so they lose lives and homes and no acceptance or apology or consequences) and Universal Credit (wait 6 weeks for the tech to know your are unemployed), not to mention the completely time consuming "HR" (alias finance inspired) programs that cause more work and headaches than pencil and paper ever did. If these relatively simple systems don't work at scale and have caused untold and un-compensated misery for the least powerful, then we are truly up the electronic creek without a paddle, or a creek!

Botched migration resulted in a great deal: One for the price of two

Bell end

In my admin role I seem to stumble across odds and ends. My attention was attracted to a Bell bill for a location that did not exist and had been closed for 4 years. Despite having no telephone connection we were still paying for the privilege of several email accounts, long abandoned.

I ensured that Bell no longer serviced that location and ensured that new locations had voip installed with an independent company and transferred as many others as possible. One memorable conversation included the tag line that they were number one in customer service. Without an ounce of self.awareness.

(Not in UK obviously)

I have other stories!

Workers don't want these humanoid robots telling them to be happy

Good reason for this

....and that is most of those participants were Dr Who fans. QT is exactly like the killer robots on the colony world Series 10 episode two entitled Smile!

If Tesla Investor Day was about exciting investors then boy did it fail

Re: Ooh, yet another Very Bad Idea.

Tesla driver I have observed are very similar to BMW drivers. Road hogging, road weaving and selfish. I can hardly see these folks allowing their status symbols being used by anyone else, including their won family members!

In terms of profitabilty, share price is not directly related to actual profitability. Share are a rich mans lottery and subject to other influences than strictly business and accounting. Operating profits may be somewhat favourable, however that does not take into account previous investment. If Tesla was to close tomorrow, paying off debts, would likely leave a massive loss, although we don't exactly know since as has been pointed out, Tesla is a private company.

Indeed most of the larger tech companies are in a similar position. Wind up Amazon and there would be little left. Its a rich mans world since all these business activities are engines to provide a flow of cash which they owners cream off the top, leaving little behind and contributing even less to the quality of life of their workers.

Why ChatGPT should be considered a malevolent AI – and be destroyed

Response variable

I tried to do the same for my own name and got this response.

I'm sorry, as an AI language model, I do not have access to personal information or knowledge about specific individuals unless they are public figures or celebrities. Can you provide more context or details about [my name]

Perhaps it is learning about privacy?

China unveils massive blockchain cluster running homebrew tech

Un assuming

The widespread assumption that blockchain is some kind of decentralised wizz tech was always a lie. If the transactions are recorded and linked, then anyone with the authority (i.e. the makers) will have total central control. No matter how many nodes, it is designed to be trackable.

We must un assume the puffery.

i.e. perfect for central control like wot China wants in every area of life. Becuase it is scary running things when people don't fall in to blockchain, I mean, line

At least that is my understanding

Truck-size asteroid makes one of the tightest fly-bys of Earth ever recorded

Close, but no cigar

"In fact, this is one of the closest approaches by a known near-Earth object ever recorded."

qualified by "that we know of"

Re: Fortunately,

I'm reminded of Dan Quayle who was ridiculed for even tinking about this ...

Lockheed Martin demos 50kW anti-aircraft frickin' laser beam

Cost

" to affordably meet" seems out of place in a discussion on arms, although the bean counters will be laser focussed on the accounts, I am sure

The CES tat bazaar: Bike desks, AI-powered bird feeders, and the smelloverse

Falling profits?

So the problem with comparing profits from the previious year is a bit misleading. Number one, they are not losing money. Number two, during Covid I am assuming tech sales were higher than normal. So while it usual to compare year on year, unusual times need to focus on a more meaningful time frame. My cynicism, born of years of hearing this kind of stuff that it is simply an excuse to not properly compensate employees and to have a staff cut to enable the C suite to get extra bonuses.

#Marx#grind#faces#poor

CES Worst in Show slams gummi gouging, money-wasting mugs, and other dubious kit

Pass the urine

It would be handy to know if the urinalysis could detect opiods etc. It would save medical staff having to dipsticks at the methdone clinic. If so, then not such a bad idea after all.

Re: JBL clarification

Not to mention that the website is slow and is not easy to get specs on.

'Multiple security breaches' shut down trucker protest

Only one error here

The only error in this article is the arrest date of Feb 2020. This would have been minority report action which obviously did not work, since the protest was Jan/Feb 2022.

License to launch: UK space regulator gives Virgin Orbit satellites the go-ahead

Hyperbole!

Galactic Gateway in Cornwall. Is this also the county where the kids entered Narnia?

Brit MPs pour cold water on hydrogen as mass replacement for fossil fuels

BOOM

According to Knives Out - Glass Onion hydrogen can't be used because it would leak out of the pipes in home and create a national verson of the Hindenberg

Elon Musk starts poll with one question: Should I step down as head of Twitter?

Meeoww

I suspect this was a dead cat situation, taking the focus off other shenanigans. Time will tell

California wildfires hit CTRL+Z on 18 years of CO2e removal

Previous times

According to the data, Early 20th c had more and more extensive fires in US than currently occur. Also our cities an towns have expanded extensively in that timeframe so more prone to fires.

Just wondering if this has been factored in somewhere

CERN draws up shutdown plans to save energy

Re: "the world's largest publicly known particle collider"

Enquiring minds want to know, and I am surprised that there is no clarification. Conspiracy theories threading their insidious way into my consciousness.

AI detects 20,000 hidden taxable swimming pools in France, netting €10m

ROI

So as some have pointed out the negative ROI. There is also a limit on the future use of this. I am also pretty sure that the Pandora papers etc, if followed up would net a whole lot more. especially since the legowrk has been pre paid.

But then large companies woul d have less to funnel back into certain hands....

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

Another simple mistake

"simple mistake of substituting 06:00 and 16:00 – meaning digital signage could only run from 4PM to 10PM."

Unless I am mistaken and/or Germany has a different interpretation of the 24 hour clock, surely the run time would be 4pm to 5.59am?

UK govt promises to sink billions into electronic health records for England

A form of

"At the moment, 86 percent of NHS trusts have a form of electronic patient record in place. The government wants that figure to reach 90 per cent by the end of next year, he said."

I'm more than 86% certain that those forms are not compatibile, or exportable, or useful. The problem with healthcare is that data is not what cares for people. Data also needs to be integrated into an agreed system of care. NHS (nor any other "system" for that matter) does not have this. Even more so as these are changing times with little leadership and much profit to be made sucking out resources from the financing.

The dream which is modelled on "what will" has no basis, no input from the people actually doing the work.

Pretty much anyone actually providing care will be rolling their eyes wondering just how long this thing will take until the next thing comes along and wastes valuable financial resources that could make a diffrence by actually paying and employing more people.

California Right-to-Repair bill quietly killed in committee

Democracy ......

......For people by people who don't really want people to decide anything

France levels up local video game slang with list of French terms to replace foreign words

Weekend not weekend wven

There is the definition of Sunday as the first day of the week. So actually the common understanding of weekend really week end week stsrt.

Given that every French translation is much longer than the English version, to save the planet from destroying as many forests. Also n the heat generated from thus suggestion could power the world for csnturies!

Now leaving , closing door softly.

Cars in driver-assist mode hit a third of cyclists, all oncoming cars in tests

And then there Canada...

With a simple lane assist with my Toyota Corolla, come the snow comes the warning that the camera is not active. It doesn't have to be heavy snow either. Also, with construction (essentially on every trip, local and otherwise, lanes are not often identified.

In fact as an added technology that I thought was promising, it has remained virtually unused. (Two or three times in five years)

My dad used to say that added electrics (by which he meant windows at that point) meant more to go wrong and expensive to repair.

The only really useful "tech" foe me has been seat warmers.