* Posts by jeffdyer

236 posts • joined 30 Oct 2011


If you can read this, your Windows 10 2004 PC really is connected to the internet no matter what the OS claims


Never had that problem

25 years of PHP: The personal web tools that ended up everywhere


Re: > PHP really is an awful language.

Presumably you code nothing but web pages, in which case I guess that's OK.


Re: Ancient history

Much less useful though. My first dynamic website work in 2000 or so was CGI using a third party Delphi library called CGIExpert. Once I got my head aroun the statelessness and the request/response side it was a doddle to create page templates in any editor and populate them from a back end database. I didn't have to learn a new language, only to be unable to use it anywhere else (i.e. desktop applications)

Lenovo certifies all desktop and mobile workstations for Linux – and will even upstream driver updates



Why the Nutella jar? Marmite would be more appropriate surely?

Planet Computers has really let things slide: Firm's third real-keyboard gizmo boasts 5G, Android 10, Linux support


Re: Marmite

I don't think Marmite is niche...

Post Office burned £100m in UK taxpayer cash on Horizon IT scandal legal fees, MPs told


Re: Who is responsible

The fact that gas pipes were run through "public" spaces is a right no brainer.

AMD, boffins clash over chip data-leak claims: New side-channel holes in decades of cores, CPU maker disagrees


Re: Fear mongering

So process B can read memory written by Process A. Unless B knows exactly what is stored there, it is of no use whatsoever.

Open-source, cross-platform and people seem to like it: PowerShell 7 has landed


"Shuttering" That's not a word, please stop using it.

BAE Systems tosses its contractors a blanket... ban on off-payroll working under upcoming IR35 tax reforms


Re: Retired JIT

Why are you bothering reading this then? I'd be down the pub.

25 years of Delphi and no Oracle in sight: Not a Visual Basic killer but hard to kill


Re: not Cool

No, C# WinForms is still not quite as good as Delphi, except when you want to link to the latest MS technologies like Outlook 365 EWS, which I couldn't do with Delphi 7 but did in minutes with C# VS2017

Delphi's killer trick is the live database links, where you can see your sample at design time.


Re: "Delphi used Paradox"

I learnt Delphi in a small software house where the owner had just switched across from Paradox, so he kept the DBs and just rewrote the forms in Delphi. He wondered why there we fewer and fewer people going to the parados users group meetings....

Of course, his code was entirely "onclick" button events, which I just accepted being a mere youngster (this was about 1997)

Delphi seemed amazing to me, coming from PDP/11 and VAX stuff with just dumb terminals.

I still have a software suite in Delphi7 i maintain now.

UK contractors planning 'mass exodus' ahead of IR35 tax clampdown – survey


To be fair, the advantages of being a Contractor (apart from the higher salary) have been eroded recently with the changes in taxation on dividend payment. I was briefly a contract through my software development company, which has multiple clients so did not come under IR35, and it was a toss up whether to pay myself via PAYE or through diviies.

Things I learned from Y2K (pt 87): How to swap a mainframe for Microsoft Access


Reminds me of a time my firm was looking at taking over a struggling competitor, and their directors came down to sell the deal to us. While running through the back end procedures they showed us a shortcut they just ran to update the database with external data. I asked him to open it just to see what it did, only to find that is was a bomb intended to shut down the database server, rename all the database files and restart the database server, all the while displaying various fragmentation and reconfiguration messages.

They'd not been paying their developer who decided to get his own back. Needless to say, they deal fell through, and they went bust.


Re: Security?

Surely the simplest solution - after all, the caller could hardly pull money out of the system, could they?


I do remember using Access as the table designer for MSSQL backends, until SQL Server Management Studio became more friendly.

Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device


Re: Low Expectations

"eventual June 1991 release of MS-DOS 5.0"

About thirty years ago was 1990, pre MS-DOS 5.0, so was this machine a time traveller, which had been running for years in the past?


Re: Handheld shopping...

I assumed this story MUST have been from an online picker, not a normal shopper?


"mouth-breather". Nice.

Microsoft boffin inadvertently highlights .NET image woes by running C# on Windows 3.11


Re: I love .NET

I've used FORTRAN, FileTab-D, RPL, C, Delphi, C# ASP.Net, now mainly using C# on Unity. Visual Studio just works for me.


Re: Only need to look at the preferred IDE to see why no one young wants it

"Half a decade ago"? Quite recently then.

Remember that Sonos speaker you bought a few years back that works perfectly? It's about to be screwed for... reasons


Re: Stopping working

That happened to me with my Onkyo Network CD Receiver, one day it just stopped connecting to Spotify, then I found out that Spotify were consolidating their APIs into one (Connect), my recevier was a few years old and didn't get updated. "Fortunarely" not long after the network connection failed, I took it back to Richers' and they gave me a nive new Yamaha with Spotify Connect etc built in. Sadly no digital input though, but with internet radio built in instead.


Re: Microsoft

You don't need updates to keep it going though.

Hold my Bose, we can do premium: Sennheiser chucks pricey wireless cans at travellers


Well expensive.

I've had Sony noise cancelling earphones for years, the first on a high end ATRAC walkman, which was and is still great. My Xperia Z2 and now XZ2 use a similar technology with the microphones on the earphones and the processing done by the phone. Great for travelling, probably the only was to sleep on a transatlantic flight.

I'd find it hard to justify £300 though. I will probably look for a pair of XM3s in the sales or when the 4s come out.

Elon Musk gets thumbs up from jury for use of 'pedo guy' in cave diver defamation lawsuit


Re: Pedo-guy?

You're thinking of Mark Zuckerberg surely.

Radio nerd who sipped NHS pager messages then streamed them via webcam may have committed a crime


You ask whether you will be prosecuted for "sharing the content with a number of world wide networks distributing the information that I receive"

While stating "Legal to listen to off air signals, illegal to rebroadcast or otherwise distribute the content"

Answered your own question really.

Linux kernel is getting more reliable, says Linus Torvalds. Plus: What do you need to do to be him?


Re: An exceptional mind

Not quite an "entire industry". Maybe a branch.

Running on Intel? If you want security, disable hyper-threading, says Linux kernel maintainer


Re: Quick question

I would say none. It's hard enough to write your own multi threaded application and synchronize data between threads. But even if you can read someone else's bytes, actually knowing what that data represents (in someone else's application) is impossible.

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster


Re: Re. Terminal

I had one connected to the serial port of my Amiga 500plus, I could actually run eMacs and code SAS/C on the terminal and run the programs on my 14" TV.

New lows at Bose as firmware update woes infuriate soundbar bros


To be fair, it;s not easy to put decent speakers into a flat box without covering up the screen.

Old CRT box tellys did have decent speakers, but no flat screen I've ever heard has been good enough for a proper living room TV.


No highs, no lows, that'll be BOSE

Dropbox would rather write code twice than try to make C++ work on both iOS and Android


Re: What the hell is C++, Java, C# and the other drivel?

I went through a phase of programming my C64 by putting the code in BASIC DATA statements containing 6502 op codes read from the Programmers Reference Guide. Then calling SYS 1024 or whatever to run the program.

Certainly made you press Rec/Play on the tape more regularly.

Got room for another probe up there, Google? Jobs sites ask EU antitrust tsar to look at how search giant ranks them


Job sites.

Tor pedos torpedoed again, this time Feds torpedo four Tor pedos – and keep how they unmasked dark-web scumbags under wraps


I disagree about the "copy". It's a disgusting crime, not something to make jokes about.

Microsoft has Windows 1.0 retrogasm: Remember when Windows ran in kilobytes, not gigabytes?


Yes, I was wondering in what way the 600 could be classed as inferior to the then 4/5 year old 500, itself replaced by the 500+

I bought a secondhand 500+ and an external hard disk unit soon after I got my own flat, just to find the 600 released weeks later, with built in HD and PCMCIA cabability.

RIP Dyn Dynamic DNS :'( Oracle to end Dyn-asty by axing freshly gobbled services, shoving customers into its cloud


Re: Expiry Date Never

Shutter? Like as in windows?


Re: Time to find another solution

Asus have one for their broadband router customers.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco


Right. Throw all modern medicine and other benefits away, it's just the "Use By" date on food packaging that's increased life expectancy....


190620 isn't in the yyyymmdd format.....


Re: I hate to be a spoilsport but…

Good point.

What I hate is when I hear "amount of people" as if crowds can somehow be chopped into bits and weighed.


Re: I hate to be a spoilsport but…

It has nothing to do with the subject being plural, it's whether it can be counted as in discrete individual items or has to be measured as in a quantity.

Fewer people, less time. Fewer problems, less fun. Exactly equivalent to "number of" and "amount of".


Go fourth and multi-Pi: Raspberry Pi 4 lands today with quad 1.5GHz Arm Cortex-A72 CPU cores, up to 4GB RAM...


Re: victims of own success


Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity


Re: Video just gives the wrong explanation ...

Cut the cable? I don't think so. Make a box with all the various light bulb fitting on, remove the bulb from it's holder, and insert it into the programming box, run your code and hey presto, a marketable bulb reset device.

10 PRINT Memorial in New Hampshire marks the birthplace of BASIC


What you're talking about is practically PASCAL, a language which I used in school in the mid 80's and unit afterwards, and would then re-encounter after 10 years in the form of Delphi in 1997.

Nope, we're stuffed, shrieks Apple channel as iPhone shipments enter a double-digit spiral


Re: Shiny, shiny... cashy cashy?

Your mistake is to consider it an "investment".

It's the curious case of the vanishing iPhone sales as Huawei grabs second place off Apple in smartmobe stakes


Re: Marketing

You wouldn't even have a phone without capitalism.

30-up: You know what? Those really weren't the days


Re: Sometimes you have just got to use goto

I'm sure I haven't used GOTO since moving from FORTRAN in 1989.

Double-sided printing data ballsup leaves insurance giant Chubb with egg on its face


Re: They ought to teach this in schools.

I'm always last onto planes and trains if I have reserved seats.

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript


Re: Why the urge to dumb everything down?

First rule in sailing, NEVER leave the boat. Swimming is no use in the middle of the Atlantic.


Re: What's Wrong With a Loop?

I don't remember multiple entry points either, but I stopped programming in FORTRAN in 1990 I guess.



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