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Mr Angry pays taxman with five wheelbarrows worth of loose change

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Re: He'd be shit out of luck in the UK

As I understand it, there is no obligation to actually accept them.

I think that banks are legally required to accept written instructions from their customers, the whole reason cheques were invented was to avoid the hassle of having illegible requests written on the back of a napkin, piece of bog roll, or whatever else came to hand. Even so, if you write it down & sign it I think (but IANAL) the bank has to process it.

Makes me wonder what will happen if their plans to put an end to cheques ever happen, since they

ll still be bound by the legal requirement to accept written instructions.

Smart fingerprint padlock startup to $320k backers: Sorry for the radio silence

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Wait & see...

If they're that inept at designing something so that it can be manufactured, I wonder what their security design and test process is like...

Will this be another "biometrics" device that can be unlocked with a fingerprint taken off a button using some adhesive tape?

EU policy makers consider FRAND licensing of machine-generated data

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fair, reasonable and non-discriminatory?

What's wrong with "keep your grubby hands off my data altogether" ?

Crumbs. Exceedingly good cakes, meat dressing price hike in wake of the Brexit

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Re: My toothpaste

It's all right, after Brexit it'll be back to 3oz

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Seamen spread over California

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Black Helicopters

Recycling?

a battery life of around 20 minutes and a top speed of 60mph, and are designed to be dropped and then discarded

So will we have lots of kids in war zones out collecting these and recharging them, then selling them on ebay? If they use primary cells (better power-to-weight anyway) for drop'n'discard use it might even be as simple as popping a few new AA cells in.

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Re: Swarms of weaponized suicide drones

all you need to do is transmit some loud rock music over FM

Aha, the true reason for ending FM broadcasting now comes to light...

FBI let alleged pedo walk free rather than explain how they snared him

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Re: School Teacher

UK is one of the only two countries in the world without a written constitution

That's Internet myth. The UK does have a written constitution, it just isn't all written down on one sheet of paper headed "Ye Olde Conftitution". It's made up of centuries of written Acts of Parliament.

The US constitution and the Bill of Rights is heavily based on the English Bill of Rights from 1689, which is still part of UK constitutional law.

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The correct abbreviation is paedo, not pedo.

Well, if you're being pedantic, it's pædo.

Anyway, where does that leave us walkers with the pedometer on our belt?

Could YOU survive a zombie apocalypse? Uni eggheads say you'd last just 100 days

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Re: UK - Zombies Win. USA - Zombies LOSE

So in the UK, where guns and knives are forbidden, zombies will triumph.

No, we're too creative for that. I bet I could knock up a flamethrower just with what I have in my garage. Not to mention the axes, pitchfork, etc.

Forget aircraft – now cretins are laser-blinding ferry boat crewmen

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Re: 15 days jail time ?

It seems the penalty currently is too light given the horrible risk of fatalities.

It clearly isn't a deterrent. Why not treat this in the same way that they would treat someone who fired a gun at the ferry captain?

My fortnight eating Blighty's own human fart-powder

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Re: Ginsters

Everyone's mum makes the best food :)

Which is never quite as good as Gran's food, though :)

How the NYE leap second clocked Cloudflare – and how a single character fixed it

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Re: the code was updated to check if rttMAX was equal to or less than zero

The difference with a leap second is that it is actually a change to UTC.

That's true, but AFAIK UTC still never goes backwards, a leap second just means that a minute contains 61 seconds instead of 60. I still don't follow how a time difference between successive "now" instants on the same system could ever be negative if it's measuring UTC.

Those online ads driving you bonkers are virtually 'worthless for brands'

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Re: Optional

I thought I'd come up with something original with condom escapees, but a quick search reveals that I apparently didn't..

Does this show that subliminal advertising does work?

Networks in 2016: A full fibre diet for UK.gov

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Re: Multiple 4k

Phil, Do you even understand how those smartphones and tablets stay connected?

Funnily enough, I do. I've even written some of the software for it. Do you have any actual technical point to make, or will you just stay with the ad-hominem, anonymous, insults?

if you want each phone to 'magically' have 5G connectivity

Who mentioned 5G? And what does the provision of fibre backhaul between dedicated, carefully chosen, radio sites have to do with FTTP links to arbitrarily sited homes with no nearby infrastructure? Getting fibre to central hubs and exchanges is the easy bit, and is what BT are doing. It's the "TP" bit of FTTP that is expensive and, so far, mostly unnecessary.

In places like football stadiums (high concentrations of devices),

All streaming video? I don't think so. No need for 5G, or even 4G speeds there.

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Re: An easy first step

Can I propose any 60+ yo retiree is banned from commenting on Broadband, because their working career is over and FTTP v shitty copper 'upto' connectivity and penny pinching over cost no longer affects them.

Yet those very retirees make up a huge proportion of home internet users, seeing as how they're at home most of the time. If they can be disregarded as not needing GB speeds doesn't that simply demonstrate that a large and growing part of the population has no need for FTTP speeds? Will Gbit/s FTTP really make the online shop at Tesco a better experience? Will those retirees be willing to pay for it?

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Re: Multiple 4k

We need FTTP not G.fast.

Why?

How does your "futureproofed" fibre roll-out fit with a future where more & more people are using smartphones and tablets for their internet access?

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your partner watches more 4k TV in the kitchen while making the dinner.

Wow, talk about 'first world problems"...

Internet of Sh*t has an early 2017 winner – a 'smart' Wi-Fi hairbrush

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Re: Truly a hair-raising story...

Wait until they get sued by the first American to go bald after regular use of one of these...

Army social media psyops bods struggling to attract fresh blood

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Re: Simple.

They're good at spinning and lying.

Good at trying, perhaps, but they are rarely believed and frequently caught out, so perhaps not the best candidates?

The Register's Top 20 Most-Commented Stories in 2016

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Re: To sum it all up

Now what can we look forward to in 2017?

2017:Lots of companies moving to "the cloud"

2018: Lots of companies realizing why they moved off the cloud in the 1970s

Did webcam 'performer' offer support chap payment in kind?

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Re: Pah!

Their objective was to see how much they could cause him to blush.

A non-computer story in this vein: a friend's wife worked in Boots (the chemists) years ago. Late afternoon she would often get some teenage boys, still in school uniform, who would wait until the counter was quiet & grab a packet of condoms which they would proffer with payment, not saying a word.

The girls used to take great delight in saying something like "Featherlite? Oh, you don't want those, the ribbed ones are much better" and then waving the packet in the air would call out down the shop "Jenny, aren't the ribbed ones nicer than these?".

Cue exit of scarlet-faced teenager...

BT and Plusnet most moaned about broadband providers. Again

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Re: Talk Talk had 8 complaints?

8 of them, apparently.

Ham-fisted: Chap's radio app killed remotely after posting bad review

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This is a truly terrible way of responding to criticism, and I think most companies are smart enough to realise the negative PR would cost them far more.

Especially when you do it to a member of a community whose particular interest is communication...

View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income

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Re: I would love it

from UBI, paid for by all taxpayers collectively. You know what we're talking about right?

Perpetual motion, apparently.

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Re: I would love it

Sure, but then you'll be getting the same amount of money too.

From where?

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But you, too, could put up your feet and make do on UBI. Why wouldn't you?

Obviously because I want better than a basic living.

And why are you annoyed that other people are prepared to make the compromises you won't make?

I'm not. I'd be annoyed if I were expected to pay for them though. It's one thing to see taxes helping people who need extra help, quite another to see them go to people who simply choose to take the easy option, knowing that "someone else" will pay for it.

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Re: A brave gamble

What's the B for, in UBI?

Basic

Does it affect what you wrote?

No, why should it? The previous poster said that UBI would replace benefits, I disagree. Either the basic income will be very low, in which case some people will still need extra benefits, or it will be high, in which case it is unaffordable. It won't replace benefits.

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Re: A brave gamble

by eliminating the huge waste in the amount of time and money that society puts into not paying people benefits.

Except that it wouldn't There would still be a need to pay benefits. If you set UBI high enough that a disabled person who does not own a home can survive, it would mean that a middle-aged couple who've paid off their mortgage would have a very comfortable income indeed. That would be unaffordable, but setting it low enough that the middle-aged couple just got by would leave the disabled person starving unless they got some additional benefits.

UBI can't replace benefits, it just residtributes them irrespective of whether the recipient needs them or not.

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Re: I would love it

If I could make a basic income, cover my mortgage and a few other bills each month

So you expect the taxpayers who do work to buy you a house, which you will be able to pass down to your children, as well as feed & clothe you?

Replace "taxpayers" with "peasant farmers" and you get a great description of the 17th century model. Haven't the last 400 years of effort been to get way from that?

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you no longer have to work to live.

Inevitably that cannot work for everyone, since then there would be no money coming in to pay us

You're no longer going to be slaving 70 hours at a restaurant for £350 a week while the multimillionaire proprietor takes all your tips and the state makes up the difference.

And that inevitably pigeonholes you as someone who thinks that all low wage earners are exploited by evil capitalists, which is not the case (nor is it's opposite, of course, reality is somwhere in the middle).

You're going to be slaving for 70 hours a week for £350 a week on top of the £500 or whatever the state is furnishing you with. It gives you the power to walk away,

Not really. Some people who are willing to work 70 hours for £350 will be so pleased to get £500 for doing nothing that they'll just put their feet up and open another beer. That will make it harder to find people willing to do those low-paid jobs, and will inevitably push up the wages in that sector. That, in turn, will push up prices and so depress sales. For industries that don't need to be local, like help desks, manufacturing, etc. it will just be another reason to offshore the work. That will export tax revenue, and make a UBI even harder to fund.

to work for your own betterment

Except that the reality is that other people will be working for your betterment, since the taxes of the people who work will be paying for your relaxed lifestyle. Many of us will want to know what we get out out of that deal. Yes, that's a self-centred point of view, but most people are self-centred.

Those people who see their taxes increasing to pay for people who choose not to work then have two choices, emigrate and take their tax money elsewhere, or elect a government that disagrees with UBI. Either way it ends in failure.

It's round and wobbles, but madam, it's a mouse pad, not a floppy disk

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Re: Poor instructions

<i?I believe I understood I had to remove a disc before putting in the next one since I got my first 45rpm disc player as a child,</i>

You never had an autochanger that would let you stack half-a-dozen disks up for playing?

Macbook seized or stolen? But you've set a FileVault password, right? Ha, it's useless

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We've seen this before

Isn't this much the same problem Apple had with their FireWire ports 5 years ago? Looks like the Thunderbolt driver developers didn't talk to the Firewire ones:

https://web.nvd.nist.gov/view/vuln/detail?vulnId=CVE-2011-3215

Sysadmin 'fixed' PC by hiding it on a bookshelf for a few weeks

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Re: Building sites + laptops =

* One for the kids there

http://dilbert.com/strip/1995-04-03

OpenStreetView? You are no longer hostage to Google's car-driven vision

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Re: How "open" is OpenStreetMap?

What possessed you to make such an accusation? What's in it for you?

No accusation, nothing in it for me. Just a back-of-the-envelope calculation,. Even if all the amateur mapmakers in the US were off on their bikes like Dave Pickles (above) I don't think there are enough of them, with the aerial surveying equipment they need, to turn out the huge level of accurate detail that we see in OSM.

I'm not suggesting any sort of criminal conspiracy, but I suspect many people have picked up a "free" map at the tourist office and thought "Oh, I know, I'll load it into OSM for everyone else", etc.. Nice idea, but it ignores that little "(C)" at the bottom.

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How "open" is OpenStreetMap?

It is indeed an excellent resource, I use OSM maps in my GPS when I'm in places that its internal maps don't cover.

The problem is that it is so good, extensive and high-quality, that I cannot believe it's all the work of happy amateur surveyors and mapmakers. I have to assume that most of its data comes from hobbyists scanning in material from copyrighted and/or paid-for sources. To use it as an example of what a community can do if it turns its minds to it is somewhat disingenuous, I fear.

Blue sky basic income thinking is b****cks

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Re: Mixed feelings

are Starbucks/beer/cigarettes/Sky TV essentials or luxuries?

Luxuries. Essentials are pretty much shelter (basic housing and power) and enough food to survive. Anything else is a luxury which should be worked for.

I would agree, but many people will insist that they need cigarettes/beer for medical reasons ("It's an addiction") or that TV entertainment is a basic right since they don't have a job...

These issues need to be dealt with no matter how "benefits" are dished out.

Indeed, but then you enter the whole area of eligibility, and "means testing", so it's no longer a flat rate income, but "welfare benefits", and if people can get them in addition to a basic income it's no different to what we have today, it just costs more.

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Re: Mixed feelings

"can work but choose not to and just rely on state benefits".

The number tends to vary with the size of those benefits, since everyone has a different view of what :"life" means. That's a large part of the problem, are Starbucks/beer/cigarettes/Sky TV essentials or luxuries? Who do you pay this basic income to? Do you pay more to large families, and if so how do you stop people creating large families just to get more money? What about single parents? Remember that when child benefit was first introduced it was paid to mothers, because one of the reasons for having it was that some fathers were not providing enough for their children (either from lack or earnings, or lack of willingness).

It's reminiscent of Marx ""From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" which sounds great in theory, but only works if people don't game the system, and people will always game the system. The only way to fully control it would be to go back to the Dickensien system of Workhouses, and I don't think anyone would want to see that.

If only our British 4G were as good as, um, Albania's... UK.gov's telco tech report

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The report mixes UK and Britain, which does it mean? Blanket coverage of the Home Counties is much easier than covering Scottish islands or remote corners of N. Ireland.

As for 5G means seamless connectivity. Ultra-fast and ultra-reliable, transmitting massive amounts of data at super low latency. we all know that's complete bollocks. We'd need masts popping up every few hundred yards, with the required fibre infrastructure to connect them.

Cisco to kill its Intercloud public cloud on March 31, 2017

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Openstack

Seems to be becoming Shutstack...

UK.gov has outsourced tech policy to Ofcom because it is clueless – SNP techie

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Re: And we wonder why no-one in government has a clue...

As for the OP's comments, it wasn't the techies who brought down Nortel. Many very clever people worked there.

I didn't say it was, I worked with those guys (they were our customers), and they were very good indeed. It seemed, though, that Mr Kerr wasn't a techie, in which case the comment about him being there until they went bust doesn't seem to speak well for his career.

I presume from all the downvotes, followed by lots of people agreeing with me, that I didn't get my point across very well. Sorry.

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And we wonder why no-one in government has a clue...

having spent 10 years at telecoms company Nortel - before it was bought by Avaya following its bankruptcy.

Good track record then.

He became an MP last year

I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.

Kerr concedes he does not have deep technical knowledge...he was subsequently given the digital brief

Did they never think of finding someone in industry who does have deep technical knowledge? Or are they all keeping their heads down?

HBO slaps takedown demand on 13-year-old girl's painting because it used 'Winter is coming'

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Re: Arseholes

Each TV season is about 1000 pages of text boiled down to less than 10 hours of screen time. Given the circumstances it's about as faithful as it could possibly be.

That was actually the biggest problem I had with the TV show. I loved the books, but watching the first few episodes I was constantly thinking either "I remember what happens next" or "Oh, they left out xxx". I gave up after episode 2, despite the excellent Peter Dinklage.

Returning to topic, I can see snow on the mountains. Looks like Winter is coming, HBO.

RIP John Glenn: First American in orbit – and later, the oldest, too

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Re: An amazing man for an amazing time

Indeed. I was too young to remember Mercury, but I have vivid memories of Apollo. Sad that we never properly built on the courage and legacy of people like Glenn and Armstrong. 50+ years on and we can still barely get someone into LEO.

Thank you Sir, and RIP.

Burning desire helped us collar arson suspect, claim Danish cops

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Re: ... the man was “without much social contact”.

Maybe he was just having a post-coital ciggy & dropped the match?

New British flying robot killer death machines renamed 'Protector'

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Why only buy 20? You could buy 15 for the cost of an F35, they don't need catapult launchers, and we have a couple of carriers with lots of spare space...

If your smart home gear hasn't updated recently, throw it in the trash

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Re: I have a smart lightswitch...

I've got an even better one. It knows the state of the switch at the top of the stairs, and can automatically reverse its functionality depending on the state of the other switch. It doesn't even need a bluetooth connection to do it.

US election pollsters weren't (very) wrong – statistically speaking

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Re: Mandatory Voting

but turnout should be at or near 100%.

It should, but the fault that it isn't lies mostly with the people standing for election.

People will only vote if they think the outcome will matter to them in a way that makes a difference. If they feel that "they're all the same" or "I lose whatever happens" they won't bother to vote. It's probably why Trump got a higher score than expected, at least amomg some people, because what he said (true or not, bullshit or not) clicked with them.

The same thing happened in the Scottish independence and Brexit referendums. The issues actually mattered to people, so they turned out to vote.

Too many politicians today have no genuine passion for their cause, they are like CEOs running a business. They read the "market", run their focus groups, and try and work out what they have to say to get (re)elected. That makes them followers, not leaders, and no-one votes to chose their followers.

Don't blame the voters or the system for low turnouts, the blame lies squarely with the people we're being asked to vote for.

Brexit means Brexit: What the heck does that mean...

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Re: Goldsmith lost in Richmond because of it. Apparently.

ISTM that she is asserting the sovereignty of Parliament which has been established, sometimes with a great deal of bloodshed, over the course of the last 1/3rd of a millennium. Some of us think that's worth keeping.

So do I, but in a representative democracy Parliament exists to represent the will of the people. When the first public statement of a newly-elected MP is to propose using Parliament to override the demonstrated will of the people it's not democracy, it's tyranny.

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Re: Goldsmith lost in Richmond because of it. Apparently.

Yes it does: British citizens can, and do, currently move around to EU to look for work, start a business, or enjoy retirement or generally hang out.

They could do that before the EU was created, even before the EEC was created.

Losing that right is going to have a major impact on most of my friends and, especially, their children.

This is a common piece of propganda. Losing the right does not mean losing the power. There are hundreds of thousands of Americans, Canadians, Australians, Indians, Chinese, etc. who live happily in the EU, and vice-versa. None of them had the right to simply walk in and plonk themselves down, but all had the power to request residence, do the paperwork, and settle. It isn't even very difficult. Why should anyone have the right to settle anywhere they choose, without making some effort first to demonstrate a commitment, and a willingness to contribute, to their new home?

Freedom of movement is not some theoretical concept only relevant to wealthy metropolitan liberals. Many Brits, from all walks of life, have benefitted from that right and lived in other European countries for shorter or longer periods, or are still living there.

Indeed so, about 1.2 million (or 2% of the UK population) and there's no reason we could not continue to do so, although we may have to put a little more effort into it.

A right that might well evaporate in the near future.

Unfortunately people who bang the "I know my rights" drum often overlook the other ride of the coin, which is the duty and responsibility to give something in return. Just insisting on "rights" makes it all take, and no give. It's highly unlikely that either EU counties or the UK will start expelling one another's citizens post-Brexit, that would be lose-lose. At worst people wanting to move may have to do a bit of paperwork, and some may be refused, but I daresay it will still be much easier then moving to the USA, or Australia, etc.

Plastic fiver: 28 years' work, saves acres of cotton... may have killed less than ONE cow*

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Re: Considering it's such a tiny amount

"Tiny" doesn't mean "insignificant". 100ppm tallow might be enough to make a significant change to the material's properties. After all, 100ppm Hydrogen Cyanide will probably kill you...