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Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run

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Re: * Get it over with and read it.

I just need to understand my own place in the Sun.

As long as it's not Page 3...

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Re: But the real issue is

..Though the chocolate crucifix wasn't a big seller...

Too many people worried it will come back on them?

Half-baked security: Hackers can hijack your smart Aga oven 'with a text message'

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Holy fucking shit $13k and the next model up is $18k

Ah, you get the cheap models...

Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets

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Re: Shout through the letterbox

https://xkcd.com/1807/

Blighty's £1.2bn space industry could lend itself to tourism – report

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Re: Spaceport in the UK

Branson's own island is much closer to the equator than Prestwick, he could just build a launchpad there...

Apple wets its pants over Swatch ad tagline

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Re: Daft thing is ...

One wonders what would happen if you lost access to TehIntraWebTubes for a day or three ...

It's called "a vacation". Doesn't happen often enough.

Oracle and Fujitsu SPARC up M12 big iron

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Re: Liquid to vapor cooling

Like steam, really.

Clouds of it...

Microsoft wants screaming Windows fans, not just users

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Re: Uhm, right.... suuure.

Exactly. I signed up as an Insider to get W10 preview builds. Having previewed it I then gave up, but no doubt I'm still listed as a "participant".

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Re: "“Have you ever heard of a Microsoft user group?”"

Microsoft User Group

That would be a MUG, yes? Seems apt.

Cheap, flimsy, breakable and replaceable – yup, Ikea, you'll be right at home in the IoT world

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It'll be fine until some prat creates V2.0 and replaces the run levels with systemd

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If it's IKEA the bulbs will be LED, they've stopped selling any other type. Still a good place for cheap bookcases, though.

How Ford has slammed the door on Silicon Valley's autonomous vehicles drive

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Re: Security ???

In fact the drivetrain-related modules run on a different frequency to the HVAC and ICE related frequencies, so a car's drivetrain modules won't even listen to its own ICE modules.

Except that the guys who hacked a jeep a few years ago were able to reload new firmware into the ICE module so that it acted more like an EMU and had full read/write access to some of the drivetrain modules that an EMU does.

Having software-defined differentiation of functionalities is not a replacement for a physical airgap.

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Re: Security ???

Indeed. Never mind "Imagine manipulating Spotify via your steering wheel controls", think about "Imagine someone manipulating your steering wheel controls via Spotify"

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug

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Re: It's crazy, but it's very Miele

Our Bosch DW is about 12 years old, and no probs so far either.

If I were to type something like that, I would inevitably get home to find the kitchen flooded, and the glassware in small pieces.

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I suspect you mean 1,400 rpm, not 14,000

And 10³ cc, not 10 cm³

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Re: Who in the FUCK ...

people have asked for a dishwasher that can be turned on remotely,

And then they got home to find they'd forgotten to put any soap in, so they had to run it again. Their smart meter will then email them to warn then that running a dishwasher twice a day is wasteful.

Trump's America looks like a lousy launchpad, so can you dig Darwin?

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the European Space Agency launches from French Guiana,

Not at the moment they don't. The whole country's called a general strike. Flights cancelled, no fuel deliveries to the airport, Kourou space centre is closed. Might be useful to have a backup location where the French national sport isn't so popular.

Blinking cursor devours CPU cycles in Visual Studio Code editor

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Re: The solution -

vi

My fingers still have EDT keypad commands ingrained in them. I even have a customized version of microemacs where they work.

Mine's the anorak with the PDP11 in the (large) pocket.

Disney plotting 15 more years of Star Wars

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Re: Who is Hans Solo?

He is Han's German half-brother.

Pal of Vladimir Kuryakin, whose Dad used to work with their Uncle Napoleon.

Good news, everyone! Two pints a day keep heart problems at bay

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Re: A question

What is the cause/mechanism that gives 'never drinkers' a worse outcome than moderate drinkers?

I've seen other studies that relate it to your social situation. Moderate drinkers tend to drink in company, enjoying time with friends, and it's that social relaxation that's good for you.

Airplane bomb fears spark America's laptop, tablet carry-on ban

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Re: Terror intel sparks... cabin ban.

Yes if you're an American, you have the constitutional right to bear ARMs.

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Re: Dont fly Emirates/Etihad/Turkish/etc...

US to Saudi or UAE must be popular business routes? Or am I assuming that there is trade when there isn't that much?

They're very popular connecting points for airlines flying between India and the US. It's one way to limit H1-B visas, I suppose.

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No need for actual bombs

The TSA are doing the terrorists' job for them. No need to actually do anything, just suggest it and the department of Homeland Nannying will inconvenience everyone for you. They'll soon be asking us to strip off and put disposable gowns on before we're allowed on a plane.

If I can't have my laptop safely with me, and my Kindle available on the flight, I'm not flying. Let's see how long US business can afford that sort of inconvenience for their travelling employees.

Fix crap Internet of Things security, booms Internet daddy Cerf

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demonstrating that car seatbelts were worth paying for,

The IoT, unsafe at any speed? Ralph Nader's still around, I think...

Europe will fine Twitter, Facebook, Google etc unless they rip up T&Cs

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Re: Long overdue

Can we trust them?

That's the wrong question. It should be can we trust Westminster politicians more than Brussels ones? I do, if only because they have more skin in the game when an election comes around.

User jams up PC. Literally. No, we don't know which flavour

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jam

attempting to type 'N' produced it and the letter B.

Well, at least give the user some credit. Their password obviously wasn't "Password1"

Van Allen surprise: fewer nasty particles than NASA expected

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Re: "Houston...we have a problem"

sent a dozen humans to the moon and back without apparent ill health due to radiation

They just zipped though the VA belts on the way, I think NASA is more concerned about craft like satellites that spend their life orbiting within the belts.

Canonical preps security lifeboat, yells: Ubuntu 12.04 hold-outs, get in

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Re: Poetterix beckons

It is just different from the old system.

Indeed. The old system was simple and stable, systemd is overcomplex, buggy & flakey.

Headphone batteries flame out mid-flight, ignite new Li-Ion fears

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Re: Selfish reason

It's described as a "China - Australia" flight, so maybe an Alibaba-special "bargain" bought in the duty free before departure?

Brit infosec's greatest threat? Thug malware holding nation's devices to ransom – report

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Look at Volkswagen.

I'm not sure I'd use VW as an example of how that works, though.

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paying developers to write secure code might mean a gadget is late to market and costly. Ultimately though, insecure products will lead to greater attacks.

There's one fix to that. Make the manufacturers financially liable for their security holes, so that proper security is cheaper.

Tesla, Atlassian told to go through front door in effort to save Australian industrial civilisation

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Re: Tax payers won't be slugged.

They didn't say it would be their budget surpluses.

Smart sex toys firm coughs up $3.75m in privacy lawsuit

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teledildonics?

Does the snooping therefore count as dildometry?

Volkswagen pleads guilty to three Dieselgate criminal charges

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Re: That was never the test

nobody else actually changed how their engines ran based on whether they were actively being tested.

Do you really believe that? Every manufacturer "optimises" their engine tuning for the tests, it's hard to draw a line between allowed optimisation and cheating. VW's problem is that they admitted crossing that line, which I imagine they now regret. No other supplier is going to own up now, no matter what they have done.

Germany to roll out €100bn gigabit internet network

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Re: The €100bn project

No, but I would be happy for the government to tax Telcos, companies etc. to pay for that.

Which taxes would of course imemdiately be passed on to their customers, of course.

Still, it's fairer than taxing everyone to pay for something that not everyone needs or wants, I suppose.

If fast radio bursts really are revving up interstellar sailcraft, here's the maths

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Re: Astrophysicists think

Why stop? Just wave as you go by, and radio interesting stuff back home.

Oh my God, 911 is down. Quick, call… aaargh!

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Re: Free market fail.

only to find that some bozo actually ran several connections using the same physical fiber optic fiber and not redundant at all. Redundancy should be a cure all but it isn't.

Redundancy does work. It's only when the bozo doesn't implement it correctly, so that there is no redundancy, that you have an issue. That's a problem with the Bozo, not with Redundancy.

Police Scotland and Accenture were at odds over ill-fated IT project i6

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From the settlement I'd guess it wasn't the Police making changes to what was required

Fom the article:

"As the report acknowledges, the scope and the complexity of the solution for i6 increased significantly during the project. This was driven by the client ... it was not possible to agree the necessary changes and we mutually agreed to end the project."

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So they signed a fixed-price contract, but allowed the client to make changes? And both sides were surprised that it didn't work out? They never learn.

Kaspersky launches a range of perfumes to, er, defend your odour

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Fear awakens our senses

I eau T ?

Tesla 'API crashes' after update, angry rich bods complain

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Re: So one needs an app to use the car?

telling your navigator where you want to go instead of it getting the information from the calendar on your phone

Probably just as well. I plan on driving home to attend today's California meeting by phone. I'd not be too happy if the car headed for the coast all by itself. I suppose it would make a change from blaming the Satnav, though.

Video intercom firm Doorbird wants $80 for device password resets

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Re: Logic fail

Never mind the service, what would Ferrari charge to get you back into your car if you lost your keys? More than $80 I'd guess.

Watt the f... Dim smart meters caught simply making up readings

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Re: Working as intended

If the damned thing could fillup with water from my gas heated hot water system like the old one 30 years ago managed then I could save some money but someone managed to squash that idea

I had the same thought when I could only find cold-fill machines. The explanation I was given is that modern machines use so little water on a fill compared to older ones that in most cases the valve would shut off before the water had started to run hot. It sounds plausible.

Success in the bedroom breeds success in the boardroom – research

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Asking for a friend

Is (s)he a successful board member?

Trump, Brexit, and Cambridge Analytica – not quite the dystopia you're looking for

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Re: Very, very real

if those people could be identified, whoever had that data would have a lever into swinging General elections.

Not any more. Our politicians no longer bother to put the effort into finding those people and persuading them to swing their way (if you see what I mean). Instead the politicians run after those people, asking them what they'd like their MP to believe, and dragging their parties with them. The consequence is that today's politicians are not leaders, they're followers. Nobody votes for followers.

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Looking for something to blame?

So by analysing what people say & do, you can work out how they might vote? Not an especially remarkable discovery, I'd have thought. After all, people in N.Ireland have been doing that for decades, based on such traits as how one says the letter "H".

How do they get from there to influencing votes? If I'm a leftie voter I probably prefer to read leftie articles and newspapers. I can't see that they'd have much luck changing my mind with some targetted ads for the Daily Mail (or the reverse).

I can't help but feel there's some confirmation bias here. People want to believe that anyone who voted Trump, or Brexit, must be a gullible fool who is incapable of weighing the issues and making a decision. Pointing to some psychobabble about how it was all down to clever advertising that fooled those gullible idiots helps them avoid accepting the unpalatable reality; that some of those voters might well have voted as they did after a reasoned evaluation of the issues. Not all, perhaps, but enough to make a difference. A bit like mediæval peasants: "I don't know why it happened, it must be the Will of God". A handy excuse to explain something unpleasant.

Scammers hired hundreds of 'staff' to defraud TalkTalk customers

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There's a reason they called themselves TalkTalk and not ActAct

we take our responsibility to protect our customers very seriously.

and

helping all our customers to keep themselves safe

So which is it, they protect customers, or they expect customers to do it themselves?

Never mind, I know the answer

Mars orbiter FLOORS IT to avoid hitting MOON

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Re: Phobos phobia fortunately foiled by flame.

Fiery flare for faster flyby fortunately foiled fatal phobos phobia?

Euro Patent Office puts itself on Interpol's level, demands access to staff phones and laptops

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Re: This is just sad.

the local community theater production of "Camelot"/etc

It's true! It's true! The crown has made it clear.

The climate must be perfect all the year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here:

July and August cannot be too hot.

And there's a legal limit to the snow here

In Camelot.

The winter is forbidden till December

And exits March the second on the dot.

Sounds just like King B's EPO to me.

Did your in-flight entertainment widget suck? It's Panasonic's fault, claims software biz

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Re: General Protection Fault?

Who is he, and why is he accessing my hard disk, you mean?