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European court: Let's not kid ourselves, Uber. You're a transport firm, not a 'digital service'

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Re: So...

Obvious example: UK retailers generally expect to provide 12 months warranty on consumer goods. EU law requires 24 months (2 years).

Oh hang on, British retail practice is worse than EU law. How can that happen?

You're a little out of date, it doesn't. Under the Sale of Good act 1979, updated by the Consumer Rights act of 2015, you have statutory protections of up to 6 years (England and Wales) or 5 years (Scotland). Retailers may want to keep offering only 1 year, they will lose if taken to court. As you note, EU minimum is 2 years but In some countries, this may be more. In the UK, it is.

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Re: So...

You do realise that for the most part British consumer protection law goes beyond that required by EU law? And that London has declined to renew Uber's licence?

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the data centre temp's delightful

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Even the previously mentioned LCD screen worked fine once we took it apart, dried it out thoroughly and then re-assembled it.

It was nice pure distilled water :)

Oh good, half of Defra's Brexit projects involve IT

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It's becoming increasingly clear that the lead time to accomplish this is stupidity should have been years just to work out what's needed.

The CAP has been around since 1962, if government IT systems still haven't got that figured out what makes you think even 50 years would have been enough? This is a government IT incompetence problem, not a Brexit one

UK.gov pushes ahead with legal right to 10Mbps

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Re: No, no and no

What is to stop BT replying "lol no FU" in response to the demand?

Or "Sorry, it's not technically possible to provide the legal minimum of 10Mbit/s, so you are deemed to be in area that can't be served, we'll have to take your 5Mbit/s line away"

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Re: Other Options.......

From what ive read here and on the beeb the cost is going to be capped for any given install, so for the farm in rural Scotland that is 10 miles from the nearest cabinet will still be stuck with satellite unless they are will to shell out mega bucks.

That was (is?) the case for the basic phone service. Up to a certain point (IIRC it was '5 new poles') you paid the standard fee, after that you were expected to pay a portion of the extra costs,

PHWOAR, those noughty inks: '0.1%' named Stat of The Year

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miss KK said something interesting! thats gotta be a first - lets celebrate!

I'd rather celebrate when she says something that's not interesting. More beer that way...

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He'd need to ban Mexicans to change that one. Or build a wall...

'I knew the company was doomed after managers brawled in a biker bar'

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Re: "and gloves were forbidden"

the passing of Heinz Wolff ... where's El Reg's obituary for him?

Indeed, that should fill a few pre-Christmas column inches.

A million UK homes still get crappy broadband speeds, groans Ofcom

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Re: Why >10Mb/s?

Well, how about have a family with two TVs stream 4K TV? Or have kids play games while you try and upload a file using onedrive/dropbox?

The well-off with a big house? Why should they have their broadband subsidised by the ever-increasing number of pensioners with one ordinary TV and for whom 10Mbit/s is fine for their online shopping and email with the grandkids?

As an example, we just set up an office where they have a fine 22Mbps down but only 0.8Mbps up.

That's commercial use, which (a) shouldn't be subsidised by the taxpayer, and (b) should use a VDSL service with 10Mbit/s each way. If you've set up a business on a domestic service you deserve the problems you'll have. When you need to deliver parcels you invest in a Transit van, you don't try and get by with a second-hand Polo just because it's cheaper. Why should your network services be different?

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Hmm, at least the canals put money in the pockets of a lot of the poor during construction,

Yes, but it was private money. If private investors want to cover the country in fibre, then good for them. It won't be my money they're risking.

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Isn't that what the canal builders said, just before the railways arrived? Spending billions of taxpayer's pounds on "future-proofing" requires a better class of crystal ball than I've seen so far.

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Re: People are managing it...

Now why the government cant intercede and spend billions on fibre to every home

By "government" you mean "taxpayer". Perhaps because not every home needs or wants it? Offer people the choice of subsidised fibre to every home, or more money for the roads or the NHS, and I don't think fibre would win the vote.

Engineer named Jason told to re-write the calendar

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Re: Can't we get rid of May?

It was a referendum on a complex issue, the outcome of which had the potential to change this country for years to come, yet the choice was reduced to a simple Yes or No.

Isn't that largely true of any general election as well, though? Anything other than a binary question would have led to so many options that it would have served no useful purpose in terms of making a decision.

You could have asked "Do you want Brexit to be hard/soft/firm with a runny yolk/etc.?" but then you'd have had to ask the same for the Remain side of the equation, how people want EU participation to be in the future. Unfortunately that ship has sailed 25 years ago, we have no control at all over what Remain would look like, so trying to nuance Exit would have been somewhat unbalanced. Personally if I'd had a choice between a return to the EEC or Brexit I'd have gone for the former, but only the EU parliament as a whole could offer that and those turkeys will never vote for that Christmas.

I do agree that campaigners on both sides played to stereotypes, but that's what politicians do. It's up to the people who vote to make sure they understand the issues. Few bother.

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I remember an airline system I worked on that displayed columns of data, with headings. One was Checked baggage (CK) and the other was something like Fuel (FU). We never did understand why customers hadn't complained about columns headed FU CK. Maybe our minds were more twisted?

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Re: Can't we get rid of May?

Blair might have dragged us into an illegal war, but at least he didn't completely stuff the country like Cameron and now May have done.

He completely screwed up the educational system, which will do great long-term damage to the country.

pointless referendum on a stupid question

So pointless and stupid that hardly anyone voted, and those that did rejected it utterly? Oh, wait...

How fast is a piece of string? Boffin shoots ADSL signal down twine

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Re: ADSL slow? Shurely not!

I enjoy the looks on people's faces when I tell them that in Budapest I get 1Gbps down / 200Mbps up for less than £12 GBP per month.

So only 6x the minimum wage then, equivalent to £42/month in the UK?

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Re: If the engineer has a quiet moment...

Not enough line plant to go round.

Two lines -one pair, switched by earth return to exchange

The demise of party lines is one of the often-forgotten benefits of privatisation and subsequent investment.

At Christmas, do you give peas a chance? Go cold turkey? What is the perfect festive feast?

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Re: Absent family

%age on sausages is usually fat content. 14% is crap, good ones are 5%.

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Re: Duck

rabbit in vinegar, but not my favourite

Do the rabbit separately, and serve it with Puy lentils in vinegar, much better. But not for Christmas.

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Re: The Rampart Household

Fusion or fission?

Decaying?

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Re: Goose

Dry turkey just means that it's been cooked for too long, pick a good bird and cook it properly, with a meat thermometer, it won't be dry.

Goose is excellent, but very big for the amount of meat you get, so you do need a big oven. For the goose enthusiasts I'd recommend heading to one of the more northern European countries around St. Martin's day (early November). Goose is the traditional Martinmas meal, I had excellent goose in Prague las month, where restaurants have special goose menus with multiple goose dishes. And beer, or course.

Pickaxe chops cable, KOs UKFast data centre

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Re: And how is the pickaxe-wielding person?

Any mains cable of that capacity should have had a warning mesh a good 50cm or more above it. I can see a JCB ploughing right on through, but surely a pickaxe-wielder would have noticed it on the way down to his brown-trouser moment?

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When a dangerous situation exists, even a high-end UPS will cut out for safety

Which is why there's a distinction between High Availability (the UPS + generator) and Disaster Recovery (the second site with the hot standby on completely different power circuits). Each protects against a diferent type of fault.

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directly fed from the gas main.

Gas mains are no more impervious to pickaxes than power cables are.

Millions of moaners vindicated: Man flu is 'a thing', says researcher, and big TVs are cure

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Re: "No point using the nice stuff"

A friend of mine used to swear by a tot of Bourbon heated in the microwave. No need to drink the stuff, just open the oven door & inhale...

So you're 'agile', huh? I do not think it means what you think it means

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Re: Agile

Indeed, I've seen maybe 2 or 3 projects that really do Agile correctly. They don't actually seem to turn out code that's any better, or any cheaper to do, than waterfall. Much of what I see described as "Agile" translates to "Don't do specifications or design docs, just hack up a prototype and let the end users do the testing. Look at all the money we can save", with predictable results.

UK border at risk of exposure post Brexit, warn MPs

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without people voting Leave for irrational reasons the referendum result wouldn't even have been close

So you're saying that no-one voted Remain for irrational reasons? Sorry, but I don't believe that. I've heard people who voted remain because they thought they'd not be able to travel to the EU again, people living in the EU that expect to be deported, people with pensions from EU companies that were scared they would stop.and more, none very rational. It cuts both ways.

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Because they genuinely thought that a majority of people would vote rationally

Leaving aside the implied insult that most people who voted were irrational, I don't think that was the case. I think it was more a case of Cameron genuinely thinking that he'd negotiated some real change to the UK's position, when in reality it was just the usual meaningless ambiguous hand-waving that today's politicians seem to think passes for policy-making. Their focus group said it's good, so they believed that it was. Maybe if they actually had the moral backbone to take a position they believe in, and the brains to defend it against criticism instead of "oops, our mistake, we'll not do that, then", they might be able to win people over.

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Re: NOT

The most important EU state has decided to allow unchecked, unlimited immigration from hundreds of millions of poor Africans and Arabs. No need for documents, just walk over the border and say "Asyl".

I'm a firm supporter of Brexit, for many political and economic reasons, but the immigrant/asylum one simply doesn't wash. Whether the UK is in or out of the EU won't make the slightest difference to the illegal immigration issues Indeed, one could argue that an economically successful UK outside of a failing EU would actually attract more migrants.

The illegal immigrant problem within the EU comes from the fact that the EU border is only as strong as its weakest link, which puts places like Italy and the Greek Islands on the front line, and they can't cope. That won't change anything for the UK, as an island nation that isn't in the Schengen area we still police our internal border.

There is also the issue of EU-imposed quotas. There may be some self-satisfaction in feeling free of them, but the UK is, by choice, one of the most welcoming countries in the EU (2nd behind Germany) for asylum-seekers so the quota issue has little impact. In any case places like Poland and the Czech Republic simply ignore the quotas with impunity.

About the only Brexit-related change to immigration will concern the legal immigrants from within the EU, who may see their rights to welfare access changed. That's doesn't seem like an especially major issue, for good or bad.

Disk drive fired 'Frisbees of death' across data centre after storage admin crossed his wires

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Re: My god it's full of springs!

Called a "portable" because it had a lid and handles. Weighed 29kg and mains only.

I had a Pye TV like that. Cream metal cabinet with side panels that opened up like a WW2 lorry bonnet for service access.

On that subject, anyone ever try to move an AR88 radio?

Opportunity rover survives Martian winter for eighth time

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Re: Image scale

Thanks!

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We've placed an October 2017 image from inside the valley at the top of this story

Could someone suggest an idea of the size of the rocks in that photo, wrt to Opportunity?

Meet the woman with a supernatural affinity for stiff lovers

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So would this be

Fiends with benefits?

NiceHash diced up by hackers, thousands of Bitcoin pilfered

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Dunning–Kruger Coin (DKC). It mines stupidity.

There's a bit of a glut on the market for that commodity

Euro Patent Office commanded to reinstate 'Nazi judge' it attacked

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Re: Easy there

Did you read the whole article? The explanation for the header is in the text "journalists digging into the case were told by EPO staff that they had discovered "Nazi memorabilia" in Corcoran's office, in an effort to undermine him."

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Re: If the reporting is accurate the manager definitely requires dismissal

The EPO is a European organisation, but not an EU one, and the ILO is an international part of the UN with 187 members including the US. This has nothing to do with EU or US governance. It's an international labour dispute taken to an international court.

Dismissing Battistelli can only be done by the EPO administrative oversight committee, which has representatives from all member coutries, and it has so far been unwilling to act.

Brit bank Barclays' Kaspersky Lab diss: It's cyber balkanisation, hiss infosec bods

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Re: ARPANet survivability wasn't the initial goal.

I think it was NPL, not the GPO.

Drone collisions with airliners may not be fatal, US study suggests

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Re: Stating the obvious, much?

only covers the physics of the structure not the psychological effect.

Surely not as disturbing as BA5390, where the first office still managed to land despite the pilot having been sucked halfway out of the cockpit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390

French activists storm Paris Apple Store over EU tax dispute

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Re: Theft or not

I think you're confusing two different sets of taxes.

Apple are certainly required to charge 20% local VAT (like sales tax), and that is fully declared and paid, as are all the usual taxes and charges paid by employers on employees.

Corporately, though, they also make overall profits as a business, and they are required to pay corporate taxes on those. They, quite legally, play games to move those profits to appear in countries with lower tax rates. That's what pisses off countries like France, they see Apple as operating corporately in the country, but not paying the same corporate tax as French companies do.

Apple are merely taking advantage of the over-complex web of tax legislation within the EU, and the fix lies solely in the hands of the EU. There is no good reason why Apple, or any other company, should pay more tax then they are legally required to just because it would be "more fair". If the EU wants them to pay more tax, the EU just has to change the tax laws to make it happen. It could also, perhaps, remove the status of "French company" or "German company" and require any business operating in the EU to define itself as an "EU company" under a common set of rules.

Of course, that's impossible, tax law in the EU is a mismash of compromise and ambiguity because there isn't a snowball's chance in hell of all EU members agreeing to a common, centrally-managed, tax code or business structure.

User dialled his PC into a permanent state of 'Brown Alert'

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Re: Unplugged cable

turned out to be the oh-so-forgiving RJ45 Ethernet port.

It's easier that way, because it can go in either way up...

What will drive our cars when the combustion engine dies?

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What makes you think we will have a civilisation, much less cars, 20-30 years from now?

Technically I think that "civilised" means "living in a city", where there will be public transport. I'm happy to remain my uncivilised self, with my private car...

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Re: Just popping down the battery station for some half dead flowers

What is it with electric vehicles that so encourages the harrumphing' it can't possibly work' knee-jerk response?

They knee-jerk response is the one that says "it's cheap, we'll all be doing it by 2025".

The "can't possibly work" is the calculated response.

In the UK, total energy consuption for transport, per year (2016), is 12m toe (tonnes of oil equivalent) for petrol cars, 11m toe for diesel cars, and 13m toe for HGV/vans/buses. In more familiar units that's 140 TWh petrol, 130TWh diesel, and 150TWh for haulage. A total of 420TWh for road transport. UK annual electricity consumption is 360TWh, so to recharge all those vehicles from the grid would require more than doubling electricty production. UK generating capacity is around 100GW and there are 8760 hours in a year, so all the existing power stations would have to run flat out, 24/7, to meet that demand, and that's assuming it could be spread out evenly across the year. Some 56% of that comes from gas/coal/oil, not so green.

Now, electric cars can be more efficient than IC engines, but that has to be balanced across losses in the grid for power transmission. Even if you could reduce by half the energy requirements of transport due to more efficient energy use the numbers still don't add up.

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Re: Just popping down the battery station for some half dead flowers

Sadly I think that the opportunity for renewable synthetic chemical fuels has mostly been lost,

I'm more optimistic, especially with technologies like this being investigated:

https://www.ornl.gov/news/nano-spike-catalysts-convert-carbon-dioxide-directly-ethanol

Consider a modular factory that takes water, electricity, and CO2 (from the air) in, and pumps out fuel? Plant a bunch of them at the coast, hooked up to wind or solar farms, they can use renewable electricity at it's source, with no major concern about predictability since they just make alcohol when they can, it's easy to store. Sell them to the greenies as atmospheric CO2 scrubbers.

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Re: Just popping down the battery station for some half dead flowers

For the ancient zinc carbon battery and its descendants the range of standard sizes has worked very well.

That's true for basic functional technology like torches or radios, ane even milk floats if it comes to thta, but cars have never been that sort of consumer good. Thank more of the mobile phone or laptop market, how many of them have a standard battery size or type? The phone makers only standardized on charger connectors because theywere pretty much forced to by law.

There'll always be an Apple (or BMW) who'll do something different to cater to the "special"people.

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Re: Just popping down the battery station for some half dead flowers

if someone can produce a standard

Producing it isn't the problem, convincing manufacturers to use it will be. They'll always want proprietary shapes, sizes and connectors to get a market edge.

In any case, since these swapped batteries will still need to be recharged, all you do is move the problem. "Filling stations" would need to keep a stock of batteries on hand, and recharge the ones that are swapped out, so they'll need muti-MW grid connections with all the associated problems of supply and handling.

I can't see recharageable-electric ever being more than a niche. We'll probably end up using a renewable liquid fuel like alcohol or bio-diesel.

Want a new HDMI cable? No? Bad luck. You'll need one for HDMI 2.1

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Re: I'll wait

Gold plated contacts are a requirement for low voltage signalling

But it only makes a difference when both sets of contacts are gold-plated, and even then only in fairly extreme environments.

I've yet to see a standard TV with gold-plated contacts on its sockets, so having gold-plated contacts on the cables is a complete waste of money, and may even make matters worse given the likelihood of an electrochemical reaction between the tin and the gold causing the tin to corrode

Three useless UK.gov 'catapults' put in Last Chance Saloon

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That article is a little out of date, the trams on Green and Red lines are interchangeable and can run on either line.

It is true that the spacing between the tracks (not the rails) is larger on the Green line so that a future upgrade to light rail with wider rolling stock is possible.

Tom Baker returns to finish shelved Doctor Who episodes penned by Douglas Adams

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Re: Tom Baker will always be the Doctor

my one true James Bond is Roger Moore

Nah, he was always, and will only ever be, The Saint.