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UK space sector 'lacks strategic direction,' Lords warn

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No surprise

It's no surprise that "The UK space sector lacks the strategic direction necessary for success". The whole UK government lacks the strategic direction necessary for success.

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

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Re: How many systems allow unlimited login attempts ?

Limiting login attempts doesn't help when someone has broken into a system and stolen a hashed password file. You can have as many goes as you like to match the hash, and then use the result to login.

Tesla board wants to grant Musk $1T in stock, Norway wealth fund says nope

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Re: Hybrid Theory

I wouldn't call a big V8 ugly.

Ministry of Defence's F-35 blunder: £57B and counting

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In my experience people don't get MBAs to learn something, they get them because it looks like an easy way to put some extra letters after your name on a CV. As a result it's become so devalued that seeing MBA on a CV is now a negative indicator, except to other MBAs.

Network operator ponders building a new submarine cable – on land

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Just needs Lesley Judd to, erm, manipulate it...

From Intel to the infinite, Pat Gelsinger wants Christian AI to change the world

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Re: Hold your horses there, Pat

Christian faith specializes in creating fractures and factions that absolutely refuse to work with each other

It's a faith based on the idea that it cannot be proven, if there is proof then it must be false. AI will love that.

And then we'll have the Christian, Moslem and Jewish AIs all launching crusades against one another. Popcorn time.

England's local government shake-up promises to be a massive tech headache

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Re: "More than 200 existing councils are likely to be abolished"

<8>decisions will be taken by officials with zero local knowledge.<i/>

Instead of the current situation where they're taken by local officials with an axe to grind and/or a pet project to promote, you mean? Either way, the change won't be for the benefit of the local ratepayers.

Robotic lawnmower uses AI to dodge cats, toys

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Re: I really can't see them taking off (at least not in the UK)

Perhaps they couldn't find anyone to grass on the culprits?

Actor couldn’t understand why computer didn’t work when the curtain came down

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It's not that scary, at least they said please!

This security hole can crash billions of Chromium browsers, and Google hasn't patched it yet

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Re: That's a bummer

if has swap to use

Why on earth is a user-level app like Firefox trying to handle something so low-level itself? Swap is an OS issue, an app should just ask for the memory it needs and rely on the OS to provide it as it sees fit, according to the requirements of the whole system.

Smile! Uncle Sam wants to scan your face on the way in – and out

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Re: I'm not planning to visit the United Hell Holes any time soon

I'm saying that the Democrats' alternative had so little credibility that people opted for a confident, arrogant demagogue because it was that or an unimpressive, almost invisible, lightweight. Trump would have stood little chance against (Bill) Clinton or Obama ar their peak.

Sadly, as others have noted, a lot of Americans, and seemingly a lot of American women, won't vote for a woman. That's a different problem, but until it can be solved the workaround is to offer a male candidate. It shouldn't be that way, but you have to play the hand you're dealt. The Democrats shot themselves in both feet by maintaining Biden as candidate for so long, and then dumping him when they had no obvious, competent, successor.

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Re: I'm not planning to visit the United Hell Holes any time soon

So next time perhaps they can be offered a credible alternative? Trump didn't win that election, the Democrats lost it.

UK government on the lookout for bargain-priced CTO

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Re: depends on circumstances

Voters want public services like Denmark but taxes like Chad.

But instead we pay taxes like Denmark, and get public services like Chad. That isn't sustainable either.

What we'd like is value for what we pay, which means civil servants doing the jobs they're paid for, and doing them thoroughly and properly. Unfortunately, as witness some of the posts here, they think they're doing that even when the rest of us (those who actually have to deal with NHS management, or HMRC, know from personal experience that they're delusional.

Reform can't fix that.

No, but there's no sign that any of the other parties are capable of it either.

You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training

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Re: I'll be safe ...

Wait until the AI internet police investigate you for bullying.

I'd use the 'joke' icon, but I really wouldn't be sure it is...

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

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grabbed his (CRT - this is the late '90s) and pitched the thing through the window

I sympathise. I feel that way 5 minutes after I have to use any Apple system. Their UI design just doesn't fit my brain.

MPs urge government to stop Britain's phone theft wave through tech

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Re: IMSI is simple to use

Don't refuse access, just tell the user that their phone needs a free upgade, and if they bring it to the nearest Apple or Samsung store there will be a free surprise waiting for them...

New boss took charge of project code and sent two billion unwanted emails

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Re: Email Swamping...

And always set the "Junk" flag on automated replies, so that a server which receives them won't send an automated response back.

Blinded by the light: Tesla fixes glaringly bright Cybertruck headlights

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Re: FFS...

There's also the increasingly large number of drivers who leave their lights on Auto, which doesn't detect rain or fog when the day is still bright, and so fly along the motorway at 70 with only front DRLs and no rear lights at all.

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Re: FFS...

I have those lights in my Skoda, and they do work remarkably well. As traffic appears ahead (travelling towards me or on the same direction) you can see the system cutting holes in the beam pattern. I've never been flashed yet while driving along busy roads, so they clearly work as required. I didn't order them, they came as standard, but although I expected it to be a gimmick I'm impressed by it, rather to my surprise.

The one place that they work less well is on a motorway, where the lights of oncoming vehicles are hidden by the central barrier.

The setup menu also has an option for left- or right- hand traffic, so easy to switch when abroad.

AWS outage turned smart homes into dumb boxes – and sysadmins into therapists

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Re: Oh sh*t

Thuranus?

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Re: A taste of the future.

Who needs an app for that? "Just let me warm my feet for a moment..."

AI does a better job of ripping off the style of famous authors than MFA students do

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Dhillon told The Register he's unable to provide a quotable response to The Register's questions because the journal where the paper is under review forbids interviews with journalists prior to publication.

Maybe you could ask ChatGPT to write a response in his style?

Windows 11 tiptoes further into dark mode with new dialogs

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Facepalm

Yea, and I remember when black text on a white background was touted as a major advance due to better CRT phosphors. No more hard-to-read white text, your screen would be just as good as real paper and ink.

Youngsters, always reinventing old stuff just to be different.

UK calls up Armed Forces veterans for digital ID soft launch

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Re: Nasty tactic

We also need to stop dentists being setup as businesses, they should automatically be non-profits

I think you'd then find a sudden shortage of anyone wanting to be a dentist. They're professionals, pay them proper professional rates.

I typically go to the dentist in South Africa ... costs a fraction of what it costs here

To you, maybe. Your treatment probably costs the SA taxpayer a lot more.

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

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Re: DNS

And ebooks.com often seems to match Amazon on price and discounts.

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Re: DNS

And Amazon has indeed admitted that it is a DNS issue...

Hyperscalers try to beat the heat with larger racks, more air flow

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Re: Telco Rack Width..

Modern Telco systems use NEBS-spec racks which are 19" or 23" wide, and often 24" deep, which is deeper than standard 19" computer racks.

Labor unions sue Trump administration over social media surveillance

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Re: Does freedom of speech work both ways?

Do Covid vaccines stop transmission? No they don't - he was right

It's not quite so black and white.

In an individual, vaccination reduces the severity and duration of symptoms, and therefore reduces the probability of transmission. It isn't a binary yes/no situation.

In a group, vaccination of a large proportion of the members reduces the average level of transmission to below the level at which infection snowballs, so 10 people will infect fewer than 10 others, and over a couple of cycles transmission stops. That's how smallpox was essentially wiped out.

EU biometric border system launch hits inevitable teething problems

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Re: Oh woe is me!

Don't forget that the EU is a union of 27 different countries, each of which chooses how and when to implement new systems like this. I suspect that it will go well in small tech-savvy places like Estonia, and will be a complete fiasco in others like France and Greece.

Microsoft's OneDrive spots your mates, remembers their faces, and won't forget easily

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Re: It might be someone else's photograph ...

Which is why I use disposable email addresses for such things. I don't have disposable faces available...

Vodafone keels over, cutting off millions of mobile and broadband customers

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Re: Every cloud has a silver lining

Sounds like a reason to enforce RTO to me...

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You had clothes?

Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company

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Re: Come on, peoples!

Power over Ethernet? Lots of critical network kit uses that, so that it can be powered from a central Ups-protected location. Steve should have checked.

Weird ideas welcome: VC fund looking to make science fiction factual

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Re: Star Trek tech

Gravity seems to be a property of mass, with a huge amount of mass required to create noticeable gravity . Mass is linked to energy by E=MC², so the amount of energy required to create gravity may well be unfeasibly large.

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Re: Star Trek tech

Are you actually dead, if you're alive moments later?

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

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Re: "Belts are tightening everywhere but the boardroom."

Oh, the belts are getting tighter in the boardroom, but only from the ever-expanding waistlines fed by the expense accounts.

Former UK prime minister Sunak becomes human Clippy for Microsoft, Anthropic

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So, fix the tax system.

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definitely the best post Cameron

Not a very high bar.

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Nothing wrong or illegal about tax avoidance. Everyone who pays into a workplace pension or an ISA does it.

Tax evasion, on the other hand, is illegal.

Client defended engineer after oil baron-turned tech support entrepreneur lied about dodgy dealings

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Re: Fairly Minor but...

If it's a bill it's not your money, it's the creditor's.

When it's the government paying, it's the taxpayer's money.

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Re: Fairly Minor but...

Government has its faults, but we do pay our bills.

Always easier to pay bills when it's not your money:)

Hacked Ford screens put anti-RTO slogan above CEO’s face

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RTO?

I guess when they find the culprit (s)he won't be RTO at Ford any time soon, if ever...

Munich Airport chaos after drone sightings spook air traffic control

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Re: Here we go...

No, but censoring the reporting of it is a slippery slope best avoided.

UK government says digital ID won't be compulsory – honest

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FAIL

TL;DR equivalent

2.7m signatures, and the government response is just "Fuck you, we're doing it anyway"?

Bye Starmer, it was fun while it lasted. Not.

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Explain digital ID or watch it fizzle out, UK PM Starmer told

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Re: It won't work.

Please explain the dramatic knee in the graph.

I did. So did the document, very clearly. Read it again.

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Re: It won't work.

Yes of course I read the document, but I read all of it, especially the bit on p7 which clearly says "For example, in June 2016 there were 58,702 NHS staff with a recorded EU nationality, and in June 2023 there were 74,142 – an apparent rise. But to present this as the full story would be misleading because there are around 60,000 more staff for whom nationality is known now than in 2016. It is very likely that there has been an overall increase in the number of NHS staff with EU nationality since 2016, but we can’t be sure about the scale of the change, and it would be misleading to calculate an increase based solely on the two numbers above"

It's quite clear that, looking at the reliable numbers collected since 2106, the number of staff from the EU has changed very little and has always been outweighed by those from other places. Brexit in 2021 had little significant effect.

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Re: It won't work.

got pushed to the edge of the abyss by Brexit

Brexit actually had very little effect, most non-UK NHS staff came from outside the EU, and EU numbers haven't changed much, look at the graphs in the official report here

Microsoft declares bring your Copilot to work day, usurping IT authority

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they're all worse than useless at everything - except Python, strangely

I suppose it frees you from the tedium of counting spaces.

Taliban impose tele-ban and take Afghanistan offline

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Isn't Trump and MAGA enough evidence?