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You were told to clean up our systems, not delete 8,000 crucial files

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Re: Nuked Network Drive

We had a similar problem. Sysadmin came in one morning to some complaints of missing files. They continued over the course of the morning, and it was only when he noticed that the complainants were arriving in roughly alphabetical order of username that he twigged what had happened. QA test system was doing "rm -rf ${TESTROOT}/" with TESTROOT unset, but with the NFS automounter configured. Not running as root, so the damage only really started when it got to /home and found all the files with "group" delete permissions...

Many people were very relieved that we had nightly offline backups.

Found yet another plastic nostalgia knock-off under the tree? You, sir, need an emulator

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Re: And Dizzy.

Amiga Lemmings was particularly impressive because you could plug two mice in, and play against someone else. Trying to build your own ramps while blowing up your opponent's and blocking their attempts to do the same to you added a whole new level of fun.

EU politely asks if China could stop snaffling IP as precondition for doing business

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if someone can make something better then so be it!

But that's the whole idea of patents. Without them people would have to keep their ideas secret, so that no-one can steal them. With a patent they have to be published (so others can see how to improve them), and in return the original inventor gets a short period of "exclusivity" to benefit from their idea.

50 years ago: NASA blasts off the first humans to experience a lunar close encounter

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Re: Remeber those heady days of the Apollo missions well

Me too. Sad that in less than 60 years the US has gone gone from

"We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win"

to

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall."

Ho ho ho! Washington DC sends Zuckerberg a sueball-shaped present

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Re: There is morality and there are laws

If somebody installs facebook on their phone, switches "location services" off, it just means "switch off location tracking using GPS signal".

Why would you think that? If I switch off "location services" I would expect it to switch off all services which determine location. If I just wanted to switch off GPS I would just disable the GPS service.

Serverless is awesome (if you overlook inflated costs, dislike distributed computing, love vendor lock-in), say boffins

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Re: Measurements?

How is 'innovation' quantified?

Perhaps the unit should be the "Sinclair" ? Possibly on a log scale, though. The bigger the project, the less the innovation ?

Microsoft: Come and play in our Windows SandBox

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Excellent news

I'm sure this will keep our PCs 100% safe, because we all know how well Microsoft tests the security of its products before release.

Microsoft flings untested Windows 10 updates to users! (Oh no it doesn't!)

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Re: Firefox

Mozilla has something in common with Hard Brexiteers, they are determined to self-destruct what was once a great achievement.

No, that's more like the folks who are determined to turn a working common market into a centrally-controlled union that staggers from one crisis to the next. Brexiteers are more like the people suggesting that you fix the problem by reformatting the hard disk and installing Linux...

Oh Deer! Poacher sentenced to 12 months of regular Bambi screenings in the cooler

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Re: Well there is always...

saw the VT100 ASCII animation way back

Ah, I'd forgotten about that, thanks for the reminder.

For those interested, try here, but on a virtual terminal the action is over too quickly to 'enjoy'.

Forget your deepest, darkest secrets, smart speakers will soon listen for sniffles and farts too

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Re: I gotta hand it to them

I imagine that there will be some "counter-AI" decoy apps that you leave playing next to the smart speaker to mess with their models or waste processing time.

"Alexa, play the fart playlist"

Ofcom asks networks, ISPs: Hey, wouldn't it be nice if you let customers know the best deal once their contract's up?

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Re: Contracts

How did we ever get to this stage where mobiles and broadband are on (usually 1 or 2 year) contracts?

Because it avoids the big upfront payment that would otherwise be required. If one supplier is saying "£350 for the phone, and £20/month, no contract" and the other says "Only £30/month, with a free phone, and a free upgrade every two years (2 year contract)" the second one looks better for people who can't find £350 in one go, and hey it's only two years. The phone companies rely on enough people not changing their phone immediately the two years are up to cover the extra costs of the cheaper monthly payments.

A Christmas classic: Cloudera founder asks staff to stay another day

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Re: take the job

We hired you because we need you – the work you do matters to Cloudera today.

But not tomorrow.

Small American town rejects Comcast – while ISP reps take issue with your El Reg vultures

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Re: Good for Charlemont!

Sometimes, 'social' taxes and subsidy is the only fair way. Do you, for example, resent your taxes being given to schools and colleges, to educate children who couldn't afford to pay for their own education?

Or perhaps more difficult, is it right that the council pays for my children to get to school by bus, when if we lived a bit closer they could walk?

I'm not convinced that "fairness" is the right criterion here. Properly educating the next generation is probably the best investment any country can make in its future, so using taxes to pay for schools is to a large degree a "free market" approach, an investment with expected good future returns. It's why I'm completely opposed to the idea of tuition fees, or forcing 50% of people to go to university. Far better for taxes to fund appropriate training, be it academic or vocational.

The bus question, though, is simpler. If you've chosen to live beyond walking distance of a school, why should the other ratepayers have to pay to get your kids there? You take them, or pay for the bus (or buy them a bike, which is how I got to school). Obviously there are corner cases, such as when a school closes, but those are not common.

living in areas devastated by the Tories' policies towards the coal, steel, shipbuilding and other heavy industries by telling them to do as his father had done and 'get on [your] bike'

As noted by a previous comment, that was Tebbit, not Heseltine, I can't see Heseltine being so blunt, but even so it isn't unreasonable advice. Those industries couldn't continue as they were in the light of worldwide changes, the tories simply brought down the axe early rather than let them crash & have to pick up the pieces. Times change, and people have to be prepared to adapt, they cannot simply wait for "someone else" to hand out a solution. Take today's IT industry, where the move to cloud is killing traditional on-premises companies. I know plenty of people who had to get on that bike & look for a job elsewhere, or in a different industry. The days when people expected to farm the same field all their life are long gone.

In terms of living "off grid", I think it's also important to make a distinction between "essential" internet and "nice to have" internet. Just as we don't all live beside a motorway, we don't all need GBit/s fibre. For those parts of daily life where the internet is becoming indispensable even 1Mbit/s is adequate. I get 3Mbit/s at home, I can't stream HD video or do intensive gaming, but I can easily do my tax return & check my bank statement.

I don't expect my local village to build an opera house, or a shopping mall, just to get nice-to-have "mod cons", if I wanted those it would be up to me to move to a city. I do expect at least electricity and clean water, and pay (probably more than in nearby cities) to have both. It's my choice to live where I do, and I've chosen the trade-offs that work for me.

Tesla autopilot saves driver after he fell asleep at wheel on the freeway

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Re: Arrested for being drunk

Almost all UK speed restrictions apply to mechanically propelled vehicles only

I think the equivalent offence for a cyclist is "cycling furiously", i.e. too fast to be safe. They are prosecuted for being a danger, not for exceeding a prescribed limit.

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Re: The question to ask is whether self-driving trucks will ever be a thing.

The primary goal of autonomous vehicles is to increase productivity by reducing employment in the transportation industry.

Good luck with that, given how heavily unionised that industry is.

Space policy boffin: Blighty can't just ctrl-C, ctrl-V plans for Galileo into its Brexit satellite

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Re: Strangely in the last week or so....

My hope is that in the next 20-30 years, the EU will hold a constitutional convention and amend the basis for the EU ... look back in history - that's what happened in the US.

ROTFL. There's fat chance of the arrogant, paternalist Eurocrat elite ever doing that, it would mean admitting that they might be wrong. Rather than using the US for your future example I suggest you look at what happened to the Soviet Union, that's closer to the way the EU is headed.

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Re: Strangely in the last week or so....

<I.Let's face it "Great" Britain is not great any longer.</i>

The "Great" in Great Britain is a translation from the French "Grande" Bretagne, to distinguish it from the other bit of Brittany. It just means "big".

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Re: Strangely in the last week or so....

well this is best you can get and shut up for a generation now.

Hmm. A vote to leave means we need a second one, but a vote for remain means it's all settled for 25 years? Welcome to democracy, EU-style.

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Re: Strangely in the last week or so....

at which point the slim majority of the country that can perform basic maths votes to remain

You really think that a second vote showing 52% for remain will settle the issue? The most likely results of that will be calls for a third referendum, and a Tory wipeout by UKIP in the May 2019 European elections.

I can't see a second vote doing anything but make the situation worse, whichever way it goes.

No, you haven't gone deaf – the Large Hadron Collider has been wound down for more upgrades

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Re: mmmm

CERN has a special status, they can receive goods both from Switzerland and from the EU without border checks.

So let's build one under South Armagh, that should solve the Brexit hard border issue.

European fibre lobby calls for end to fake fibre broadband ads

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Where to draw the line?

It is just fibre up to some nearby cabinet and copper inside.

Isn't that also true if it's fibre to your modem and GB ethernet from there to the PC? Or even when it's fibre to the PC and copper across the motherboard? It's never 100% fibre.

At the end of the day, all the end user cares about is that they get the performance they were promised. That, not the medium used, is what should be in the ads.

HMRC: 30 months to prep Northern Ireland backstop systems, 24 for customs

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It's strangely refreshing to see a government department admit ahead of time that a major IT project - not even commissioned yet, let alone started - will fail.

They probably already know that it will be outsourced to Crapita.

Analogue radio is the tech that just won't die

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Re: Matter of frequency and transmission power

There is also information about FM transmitters on this website, they broadcast at much higher power.

They don't really. Transmitter power is generally quoted as peak power. An analogue signal is very variable, rarely hitting the peak, but the nature of a digital signal is that it tends to run at peak all the time. The average power is much the same in both cases, and that's what matters. You'll see the same for TV stations, digital stations seem to have lower power output than analogue, but it's not the case in practice, and coverage is pretty similar.

New era for Japan, familiar problems: Microsoft withdraws crash-tastic patches

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Re: year zero , all over again

isn't one of the problems that the 'local date' will become 1st May 00 after the abdication, whist still being 1st May 2019 in other parts of the computer.

If it's implemented properly the underlying system clock will still run on something like UTC, and only the presentation of the date/time will change, so it should have minimal effect on system operation, just like DST.

Previous Windows versions maintained the system clock in local time, but I thought they'd got that right from W7, if not before?

Washington Post offers invalid cookie consent under EU rules – ICO

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If they took money from a single EU citizen / EU-registered card to access their site - then they are trading in the EU

It's even more complicated than that. GDPR doesn't cover EU citizens, it covers people physically present in the EU. A US citizen who happens to be in the EU on business, and accesses one of those sites, is doing so under GDPR.

Brexit: UK will be disconnected from EU databases after 2020

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Re: Just build a wall down the middle of the Channel

"and the Scandinavian one fell apart with WWI".

I wonder where you got that from, it's rubbish.

I suspect he's referring to the Scandinavian Monetary Union that lasted from 1873 to WW1

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Re: Co-incy-dink

Paddington?

Isn't he from Peru?

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Re: Ah, the UK gov

UK exports to EU = 45% of our exports

£275 billion

EU exports to UK = 7% of their exports.

£340 billion, which is indeed bigger than £275 billion.

The liars keep 'forgetting' that.

No, they just choose their "damned lies" carefully.

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Re: Ah, the UK gov

Most of us are just sick of the whole fucking mess we're in now, and want it sorted out

And it's treally sad that Brexit is being seen as the only way to do that. If the self-serving politicians in Brussels could actually see past the end of their own ambitions, and stopped assuming that the only solution for Europe was centralized control with them in charge, we'd never have needed Brexit.

I can't help but feel that the next EU elections are going to be quite a wake-up call.

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Re: Ah, the UK gov

It would of course be easier simply not to leave the EU.

And there is the crux of the matter. People want the easy option, even if it just leads to mediocrity and economic stagnation. The idea that a difficult choice which requires lots of hard work might be better in the future is just unacceptable. Much easier to let someone else do the work, and just tell you what do. Anything for a quiet life. Truly shameful.

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Re: re: Scotland

Scotland and NI would have remained thereby remaining in the EU as well (I seem to recall this was what the voters in the respective parts wanted).

Except that the EU made it very clear that it wasn't going to be allowed. The UK is the EU member, if Scotland and/or NI were to secede from the UK they could apply to join the EU as independent nations. It would not matter if the UK were still an EU member at the time of secession or not, there would be no automatic 'pass' to membership. They would be required to accept the Euro (after demonstrating that their independent economies were up to it), join Schengen, abandon all opt-outs & rebates. It's a complete non-starter.

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Re: Just build a wall down the middle of the Channel

try to hand over an Ulster Bank or Northern Bank note, you'll be lucky if the shop owner doesn't try to detain you while trying to dial the cops.

It's less of a problem now that RoI uses Euros. It was more confusing when they still had Irish pounds, I even had a bank in Bristol question what exchange rate they should offer on an Ulster bank 20 pound note!

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I think what saddens me most about this whole sorry affair is the polarisation happening here that we see has already destroyed US politics.

I have to agree with you, but it's not just in the UK. It's happening all across the EU. For the Brussels politicians there is only one valid viewpoint: "EU über alles". They seem blind to the way that is polarizing people, who have no moderate eurosceptic option. The result is that they go to the extremes, right and left, as the only way to say "slow down a minute, we don't like where the EU is going". That is incredibly dangerous for the future of Europe as a whole.

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Re: Guys, guys, Project Fear Mark 75 can be wound up now!

The answer would be yes

Well, it might be in some of the small countries that get the subsidies. Not so much in the larger ones who pay for them, but even there it's an economic issue, not a political one. Of course, the idea was always that those smaller countries would eventually become net contributors, hasn't worked out that way though. Let's see what May 2019's elections bring.

don't forget there's five countries currently in the process of joining

I can't see Erdogan's Turkey ever getting in now, though, and it's debateable if the others actually want political union, rather than just free-trade membership.

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Re: Guys, guys, Project Fear Mark 75 can be wound up now!

I had a fascinating hour listening to the Swedish Green MEP explaining how her committee got the common fisheries policy changed to something sensible.

If only they'd spend all their time sorting out that sort of trade issue, instead of trying to impose a one-size-fits-all political solution on the whole continent. We might indeed be better off.

no power to change what the Government Ministers decide, all doing exactly what the whips tell them

Right about now I guess Theresa May wishes it really were that simple. But it isn't, of course.

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Re: Guys, guys, Project Fear Mark 75 can be wound up now!

What about democracy at an EU level?

An excellent question. Where is it?

What about having an EU-wide referendum, to ask everyone in the EU if they want to continue towards "ever-closer union" and an eventual centrally-controlled superstate, or if they would prefer to return to a common market of friendly, sovereign neighbours, co-operating in a free trade area?

The EU won't ask, of course, because they're scared of what the answer would be, so please don't pretend that it's even close to being a democratic entity.

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You obviously never studied British history properly...

Or French, or Spanish, or....

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Re: Ah, the UK gov

Still pretending they can move out but keep the keys.

Actually given the current "Brexit means Remain" agreement that May wants us to sign up to, it's more like we hand over the keys but want to keep sleeping in the hallway.

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Re: Just build a wall down the middle of the Channel

*It's been about to collapse since the 1990s according to them.

And it will, perhaps not imminently, but a single currency can't survive without full fiscal union, and that's certainly never going to happen now, no matter how much taxpayer money is spent on bailouts.

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Re: Just build a wall down the middle of the Channel

£1.00 will be worth than 1 Euro by the end of the week.

Poor Theresa, her 30 pieces of silver still won't buy her much, even so.

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Re: TL;DR

So, after we leave the EU we won't have access to EU data, unless we have an agreement for access to that data for security or similar reasons. Just like every other country that isn't in the EU. Why is this being reported as if it's a surprise?

Microsoft slips ads into Windows 10 Mail client – then U-turns so hard, it warps fabric of reality

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WTF?

one size fits all?

the advertising would be tailored to their interests

My interest is in not seeing adverts. Tailor to that!

Bloke fined £460 after his drone screwed up police chopper search for missing woman

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Re: Hunting season

most of them have a "safe land now" and "return to Home" command you can just broadcast at 'em

So, finally a reason that not having IoT security is a good thing!

Where to implant my employee microchip? I have the ideal location

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Re: Implanted chips

So will these be built to a universal standard so that when you change jobs your new employer can scan you

I think the current "smart" meter debacle should answer that one for you.

French president Macron insists new regulations needed to protect us all from Facebook's claws

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Re: "made it a little surprising"

all it will take is a ban stopping the bulk of their citizens from accessing the service to get their attention in a hurry.

And we all know what happens when the French state bans its citizens from something they want. They just sit back and meekly accept it. Not.

"Let them eat Google"?

France: Let's make the internet safer. America, Russia, China: Let's go with 'no' on that

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So is it significant that companies like Amazon and HSBC are missing, along with India and Russia?

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Re: Strange bedfellows here...

and as far as El Reg can tell, Germany, the UK and Australia are also missing,

No, Germany (Allemagne) and the UK (Royaume-Uni de Grande-Bretagne et d’Irlande du Nord) are both there.

Brit boffins build 'quantum compass'... say goodbye to those old GPS gizmos, possibly

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be able to track those with one of their mass-produced robotic drones

Until the navy starts filling the oceans with mass-produced decoy submarine drones for them to track, that is.

Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree

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Old but good

Obligatory xkcd

If Shadow Home Sec Diane Abbott can be reeled in by phishers, truly no one is safe

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Re: Northern Ireland

The IRA started out fairly non-violent,

I doubt if people who lived through the civil war in the 20s would agree with you, the anti-treaty forces were in no way "fairly non-violent". The split to form the Provisionals in 1969 was driven more by what they saw as the failure of nationalist politicians to take a hard line and their willingness to see the Army as peacekeepers. To suggest that it was only because of the violence from the UVF et al is disingenuous, the PIRA had it's own agenda well planned. I suggest reading Tim Pat Coogan's "The I.R.A." for a detailed overview from that side of the fence.

is it any wonder that the IRA became increasingly violent in response

"he started it first" is hardly an excuse, even if it were true.

Northern Ireland history is a complicated mess and not the black and white IRA = bad, everyone else = good that was spoon fed to the British public by the media over 30 years.

It is indeed complicated, but the mainstream UK and Irish media did an excellent job of portraying the reality, although the same can't be said for US and some European media.

On that subject, did you see Fergal Keane's recent "Story of Ireland" series? I thought he did a reasonable job of giving a high-level balanced view.

t was the culmination of 400 years of oppression in Ireland that saw millions die unnecessarily in the famines of the C19th.

You're conflating two separate issues. The (lack of) reaction to the famine was mostly due to ignorance from absentee landlords rather than any deliberate oppression, and the real roots go back much further than 400 years. More like 900, when Derrmot invited the Normans in, or arguably before that to celtic/gaelic fighting. In any case it serves no useful purpose to keep going back in time until you find someone to blame for "your tribe" losing, and hence to justify present-day violence.

If you're going to condemn the IRA, then you must also condemn the RUC and UVF at the same time

I'll happily blame the UVF, UDA, LVF etc. along with the republican groups, but I will take great offence at you lumping the RUC in with them as terrorists. I wouldn't claim they're perfect, far from it (and especially the long-disbanded B Specials) but I have and had many friends in the RUC and PSNI who took great risks to protect everyone in NI. To group them in with IRA/UVF is an unjustified and offensive slur on their professionalism and courage.