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Eggheads have crunched the numbers and the results are in: It's not just your dignity you lose with e-scooters, life and limb are in peril, too

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Re: Time for El Reg to re-take journalism 101?

"The rate of accidents went up from six per 100,000 riders in 2014 to 19 per 100,000 four years later."

That's a whopping 0.00019 per cent. Up from 0.00006.

.019%, up from .006%, and still a factor of x3 increase.

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Who clicked on the story just because of the hottie in the photo?

No helmet, using phone while riding, not looking where she's going? Never found that sort of dumb blonde hot, TBH.

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Re: It's not the riders I'm bothered about

Have you any evidence at all that there's been even one such injury?

There's lots:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/paris-scooters-lime-electric-trottinettes-accidents-a8955561.html

"Isabelle Vanbrabant was walking home through a park one spring evening in Paris when an electric scooter crashed into her, breaking the pianist’s wrist in two places. Beronique Kilebasa was crossing a street with her seven-week-old baby strapped to her chest when a man riding a similar scooter collided into her, knocking them both to the ground. In another incident, a scooter sped through a red light and straight into an 81-year-old man, killing him."

In a desperate bid to stay relevant in 2020's geopolitical upheaval, N. Korea upgrades its Apple Jeus macOS malware

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Re: "Believed to be operating out of North Korea"

Believing does not need evidence. See religion.

Believing without evidence is Faith. Religion is when Faith is exploited.

We won't CU later: New Ofcom broadband proposals mull killing off old copper network

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Re: No,no, thrice times no!

"thrice" already means "three times"

Woe, Woe and Thrice Woe. Titter ye not.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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Re: Report on Experimental Results

errant currant provides a similar amount of sparks and smoke

Errant current from an errant currant?

UK government review of IR35 tax reforms? Like a broken pencil, say contractors groups – it'll be utterly pointless

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Re: Liar lies shocker...

Only real hope we had was a labour government tempered by an SNP and Liberal alliance.

That would be some new definition of "tempered", meaning "preventing it from doing anything"? Look back on the past year, and imagine 5 more years of that. It would make an Italian government look stable and constructive.

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Re: It's over....

bunch of self motivated highly skled people were about to descend and show me up for the work shy rest-upon-my laurels slacker and bullies you really are

Personally I've seen many work-shy contractors that jump ship as soon as the job gets sticky, leaving a pile of deep shit behind, and I've also seen many permanent staff who work far beyond their expected roles to solve a customer problem. In a decent company both get the reward that they merit.

Contractors fill an important need for short-term skilled work that a company doesn't have (or need) the skills for in-house full-time. The reasoning behind IR35 is to stop companies hiring permanent staff, but disguising them as contractors to avoid their legal obligations to pay permanent-staff benefits. It has nothing to do with competence, indeed the "contractors" that are being targeted aren't contractors at all, they are permies in all but name.

Train-knackering software design blunder discovered after lightning sparked Thameslink megadelay

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Just current practice.

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Load shedding?

In response to this drop, Hornsea One and Little Barford disconnected from the grid to protect their equipment.

Wasn't that sort of reaction also a cause of the big US east coat blackout years ago? Aren't managed grids supposed to shed load in such circumstances, not self-disconnect generating capacity (which will only make the situation worse)?

It's always DNS, especially when you're on holiday with nothing but a phone on GPRS

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That's no way to manage after-hours support.

No argument there, but it was a small office and a small team, working on a prototype service. Seemed to work for them, and I was just getting paid to write the text-parsing & forms software. In Fortran ...

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Re: It was a quiet Friday night and I wasn't on call,

Back in the 80s I was doing some work with another company office. They guy I worked with offered to take me out for a pint, but as he pulled his coat on he carefully searched through all the pockets. I asked if he'd lost car keys, but he said he was just checking for a pager. Seems that the favourite game for the unlucky on-callee was to 'accidentally' drop the pager into some random coat pocket in the cloakroom as they left for the evening. If you forgot to check your pockets before leaving you could find yourself elected...

A good reason never to be the last to leave. See icon.

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

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the very first time your thumb accidentally brushes against the screen when someone forwards you a razor wire pic.

That's what you get for buying an iPhone 2021 with the new molecular-resolution screen.

Today's budget for application improvements is brought to you by the letters "Y", "K" and the number "2"

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Re: Y2...um... okay?

I had a VHS VCR (JVC I think) that was not Y2K-ish compliant, you couldn't set the internal clock past a certain date (not sure if it was 31/12/1999, or a later year, might have been 2004) and therefore couldn't set up timed recordings after that date.

Each January 1st I had to find another year in the 1990-2003 range with the same date/day-of-week mapping & set the clock to that. Worked fine well into the 2000's

iFixit surgeons dissect Apple's pricey Mac Pro: Industry standard sockets? Repair diagrams? Who are you and what have you done to Apple?

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Re: I need one of these

What, you can't send your personal shopper?

Digital Ministry merry-go-round set to continue as Nicky Morgan reappointed, made a life peer

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She said the collapse of Carillion was an example of how the government had damaged the reputation of outsourcing.

Maybe they can tackle Crapita next?

Happy Artemis Day everybody! NASA preps its monster rocket for testing

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Hope they announce the launch in good time

I'd always wanted to be at Kennedy for a Saturn V launch, but I was 10 and my parents couldn't have taken me. Maybe this time I can get there.

Amazon Germany faces Christmas strikes from elf stackers, packers and dispatchers

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Re: ISTR

If that's intended as a joke it isn't very funny. "Arbeit macht frei" was a slogan used in Nazi concentration camps.

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Re: Barking MP?

I doubt if it was personal, it applies to all 650 of them.

My eyes thank you, Google: Android to get dark mode scheduling in future update

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even with a valid location the sunrise/sunset time calculations can be buggy,

Really? I wrote a sunrise/sunset timer program for my "anti-burglar" presence lights, the algorithms are easily available on the web. Even the ancient Greeks managed to do that calculation.

Why is the printer spouting nonsense... and who on earth tried to wire this plug?

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Re: "Does polarity matter?

Also had a genny, so those accessories had better not be too thirsty.

At least it was then easy to swap the whole car to -ve earth. Much harder with an alternator with diodes & other electronics, you couldn't just swap the residual magnetism by tapping a wire to the battery briefly.

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Moved into a new house. Put hand under floorboards when trying to put in some network cable, came back with a bundle of open-ended live twin-and-earth that fed nothing

Sounds familiar. My parents moved into an older house that had once been fitted with overnight storage heaters, but now had a gas boiler. In the roof space I found a long length of 4mm T&E, bare-ended, coming out of the wall and just lying across the boards, connected to nothing. Seeing no point in leaving it like that I cut it with a pair of (fortunately) well-insulated pliers. Large bang, melted plier jaws.

Heading back downstairs to explain why the power had gone off, I realised that it hadn't, and no-one had noticed the 'event'. A check in the fuse box revealed many horrors. A nail in one, in another the correct fuse wire had been used - but looped 3-4 times across the contacts (presumably to make a nice solid connection!).

I spent the rest of the afternoon tracing and disconnecting the storage heater wiring, testng everything, and fixing the fuses.

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France has both 2-pin and 3-pin plugs/sockets. The pins on the 16A 3-pin are thicker, so that they shouldn't fit into a 2-pin non-earthed socket. The sockets have no guaranteed position for live and neutral, and some 3-pin dual sockets and adapters are internally wired in such a way that one of the pair will have live on the left, and the other will have live on the right. IIRC 3-contact plugs can be inserted into German earthed sockets either way round, there's no key.

Oracle leaves its heart in San Francisco – or it would do if, you know, Oracle had a heart

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Re: OpenWorld?

An open wound will heal...

OK. We're off. Water ice found just below the surface of Mars. Good enough for us. Let's go. Impulse power, Mr Sulu

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Re: Mars.

Marvellous!

Bad news: KeyWe Smart Lock is easily bypassed and can't be fixed

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Re: The real biggest issue

At least a radium jockstrap insert has the likely advantage of overall gene pool improvement, since the purchaser won't be able to pass on their 'stupid' gene.

Colorado cryptocoin execs spark up blunt '$722m ponzi scheme' criminal charges after investments go up in smoke

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Ponzi schemes

And it has the "Museum of the American Cowboy". How appropriate.

Co-op Bank online and mobile banking goes TITSUP*

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Re: The UK really is a marvellous country

I've never heard of the BNP, the Credit Mutuel or the Sogenal having problems with their online banking for years.

BNP & Sogenal, March 2019:

Credit Mutuel & CIC, October 2019

They're just as bad.

Brewing in spaaaaace: SpaceX sends a malting kit to the International Space Station

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Re: Prelude to Mars

Nobody says you have to make a Bud clone. And who would want to ... it's a lot harder than you might think

You're starting with recycled piss, so you're well on the way already.

Remember the Dutch kid who stuck his finger in a dam to save the village? Here's the IT equivalent

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Re: About the same time that ...

Amsterdam, Stockholm, St Petersburg

I was going to add Birmingham, which claims to have more miles of canal than Venice, until I googled it & found that Wikipedia lists 37 towns that make that claim (some with very thin justification, I think).

Nokia 2.3: HMD flings out €109 budget 'droid with a 2-day battery

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Re: Should please some around here

The 4th one should have fixed that.

BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'

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Pint

Work

The curse of the drinking classes.

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On the internet, no-one knows...

I think this started out as a New Yorker cartoon, but their website isn't so easy to access from Europe: https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/w/woofer.asp.

(Perfectly SFW, if you're worried)

Tricky VPN-busting bug lurks in iOS, Android, Linux distros, macOS, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, say university eggheads

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If you can inject it into the local network of the system, and that system is configured to forward packets (which may be the default if it has multiple interfaces), the routing software will kindly forward it to the VPN device for you. It'll be encrypted on the way just like a local packet. This is presumably what the reverse path filtering would have mitigated.

EU gets a bit STRESSED out about 5G: With great economic benefits come great security risks

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Re: RFC 2119

I'd have thought that doing so wouldn't be OPTIONAL, if you're following those guidelines?

With words like " "WELCOME", "EMPHASISE", "REAFFIRM" and "STRESS" it all reads like a typical political "Me Too" kind of response, rather than giving any actual direction. Just someone wanting to be seen doing something.

Newly born Firefox 71 emerges from its den – with its own VPN and some privacy tricks

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Re: inviting US users of the Firefox desktop browser with Firefox Accounts

pretty ironic they offer you "privacy", as long as you give it up to them

Yes, when I read "FPN creates a secure tunnel from the user's browser or device to the internet," my first thought was "to which particular bit of the internet?". A VPN needs two endpoints, and I'm not convinced that one which terminates on a Mozilla host will necessarily improve things in terms of tracking and marketing.

Register Lecture: Can portable atomic clocks end UK dependence on GNSS?

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Re: Interesting

Is that actually a clock, which gives time of day, or just a very stable/accurate oscillator?

Why can't passport biometrics see through my cunning disguise?

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I had Kite playing in the car earlier this week. RIP Kirsty.

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Re: Glasses

even died my hair and beard blue to go to Iceland.

I prefer Tesco, much less hassle.

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Re: Security passcodes

Don't French paramedics have a "fireman's key" to allow them to take total control of the lifts? Seems like a simpler solution.

We've found it... the last shred of human decency in an IT director – all for a poxy Unix engineer

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Re: Beer...

I remember one director who showed up on site during the commissioning of the first installation of a new environment at a high profile customer. When asked by someone on the team why he needed to be there, he replied "I'll be holding the umbrella if the shit starts raining down".

UK political parties fall over themselves to win tech contractor vote by pledging to review IR35

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Re: More nonsense

Except in a lot of cases they don't actually receive the benefits such as sick pay, holiday pay, etc. They stay employed as a contractor and retain all the risks that entails...

If they are genuinely self-employed contractors then it is up to their employer (i.e. themselves) to arrange holiday pay, sick pay, pensions etc., and to factor those costs into their rates. Just like the employer of a permie would have to do.

Uni of London loses attempt to block mobe mast surveyors from Paddington rooftop

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Re: missed the Profumo Affair angle

Worked in the bar and met my wife there,

That could have been embarassing, who was she with?

Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy

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"If they hear a noise in the middle of the night on Xmas eve, don't worry it's just 'mummy..."

Kissing Santa Claus?

Talking a Blue Streak: The ambitious, quiet waste of the Spadeadam Rocket Establishment

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Re: USA probably at the root of it

I think the original poster is conflating two things. There was the Marshall Plan and lend-lease to finance the war, which was not paid back.

IIRC there was also a separate $4.3bn loan from the US to help post-war rebuilding, that was indeed paid back finishing in 2006

Irish eyes aren't smiling after govt blows €1m on mega-printer too big for parliament's doors

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Re: Details

Early 80s we had a VAX 11/780 delivered to our office. When it arrived it was clear that the packing crate wouldn't fit in the ordinary lift, but measurements suggested that the uncrated unit would just squeeze in. It was a bit over the lift's max weight, but the supplier reckoned that there would be at least a 50% safety margin for the quoted value, so all would be OK.

The VAX was uncrated in the lobby, slid into the lift, someone reached round and pushed the button for the 2nd floor and then sprinted up the stairs to wait for it. The doors opened to reveal the lift stopped about 5cm below floor level. 5cm may not seem like much, but when you have to lift a 700kg CPU unit which has about 3cm clearance all round for access, things get tricky...

They managed it, eventually, with some creative levering and much pulling and swearing.

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Re: That's some printer there

Can it print € notes I wonder...

Certainly seems capable of consuming them...

As pressure builds over .org sell-off, internet governance bodies fall back into familiar pattern: Silence

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Re: Indeed

And, of course, VMS was, and always will be, better than Unix.

We are absolutely, definitively, completely and utterly out of IPv4 addresses, warns RIPE

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Re: Lies, damned lies, and statistics that don't lie.

it is therefore a simple logical fact that there can be no such thing as a backwards-compatible new version. You can't invent a way for a machine that believes all addresses are 32 bits long to receive or send packets with longer addresses.

That's not quite correct. There's certainly no way for a machine that believes all addresses are 32 bits long to correctly interpret longer addresses, but it can certainly process them to some extent if it thinks those longer addresses are just part of the data, say in a header extension.

The trick with any backwards-compatible protocol is to create packet formats that new-version systems can fully understand, and old-version systems can at least process enough to get them to some translator or gateway system from where they can be routed. It usually looks like a horrible kludge, which is why the IETF academics ruled it out, but it need not be impossible, at least as a transition measure.

The big problem has always been that if you plug an IPv6 device onto a network that is 100% IPv4, it's just a doorstop. There's no way, not even a kludgy, inefficient, way, that an unmodified IPv4 router can get an IPv6 packet to somewhere where it can be processed correctly.

It woz The Reg wot won it! Big Blue iron relics make it back to Blighty

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Re: Hats off to you chaps

As long as it has a FORTRAN IV compiler the biggest problem would be memory size. I remember porting ADVENT (the Jack Pike version) in the late 70s, it wanted 40K memory and the ICL system I was using had 25K max. Took a lot of tweaking with DA files to hold the message arrays but I got there in the end! As long as their system has 24-32K it should be doable. Happy memories!